My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Its HUMP DAY!!! are you prepared? Folks one of my owners is going nuts with thier digging out thier old VHS tapes of ren and stimpy! If you ask me ,murph,, id say they have lost it. Either way tiss the time to blog this page so lets get right down to it,,

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Where have you gone Mr. Tony Snow? After all these are only numbers yo yo yo
Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 37 Iraqis Killed; 64 Iraqis Wounded,,,,,Monday: 30 Iraqis Killed, 4 Wounded ,,,,,Tuesday: 2 US Soldiers, 46 Iraqis Killed; 35 Iraqis Wounded ,,,
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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET?!



http://www.break.com/index/chase-ends-in-exercise-ball-ownage.html
when exercise balls make a good home weapon!

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-leaf-burn-video.html
a interesting way to get rid of raked leaves. pretty cool video too.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-dude-faceplants-in-parking-garage.html
that ´ll teach em to drink all the jagermeister and play hurdels too.

http://www.break.com/index/the-worlds-fastest-clapper.html
bet he would be great at a political fund raiser and not many ppl showed up for the speech.

http://www.break.com/index/first-time-on-a-dirtbike.html
didint he ask for some leasons first before buying the dirt bike?

http://www.break.com/index/smokin-hot-girl-train-car-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-speeds-through-building.html
Iam sure he just wanted to take advantage of jiffy lubes winter package deals.

http://www.break.com/index/breaking-the-overclocking-limits.html
cool commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/trick-does-not-go-well2.html
hope he had some donations prior and are safe in a nitro tank somewhere.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-faceplants-in-the-mud.html
it was rather funny when he did a somersault over the bars,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407094
oh hes a bright bulb isint he?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407086
MMAF!!!!! what a wacked commerical for a toy.



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407084
wonder if that works for cellphones when you way out in the boonies ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407073
its not 180 mph folks its kilometors and can we say ´´hydroplane´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407070
now that actually looks like fun and not the average ping pong game.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407039
um,, i didint watch it all. go ahead if you wish. lemme know if its any good ok? thanks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407064
i guess he really gets into video games huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407053
Oh this one i gotta try!!! living here in germany theres alot of old things burried in the woods around here ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407055
OK the kid filming sounds like hes going thru puberty and then hacks up something and spits. Such manners such tack and style.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407047
MMAF!!!!!!! but i still like my sony erricson dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407048
OMG!!!!!!! and she wears a uniform and protects ppl? how dumb can she be?



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407048
yanno this took these two dudes alot of nads to make this video. Pretty funny made actually and if they are, who gives a flying leap? love the acting jobs .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407041
great show and it ended with ´´dont stop believing ´´ fade to black .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407026
i swear thats vanila ice now a cars salesman.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407027
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeemm,,,,,NSFW at all folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407020
he has a future, a act in the circus as the flying moron!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407013
life in a northern town? Never saw a old rt road fight, but then again i never saw morons like these two either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=406988
such fine young ladies out there today. Not a shred of dignity left in them ehh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=406969
not the greatest video quality but it still shows just how much one isint allowed to mess with a mans balls.



http://www.break.com/index/pie-to-the-face-then-tripped.html
MMAF!!!!! that was clever,, and he will probably have a fear of fridges for awhile too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407170
um , dude,, or whatever you want to called,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407158
umm the drummer seemed to me alittle sloppy, and the one song, that bell was to sick sounding. tone down the drum mic and it would have helped alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407164
now thats radical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407181
´´who are you? why are mimicking me? What do you want? why is fathers twin behind me? how come the baby feels like something cold? dammit let me off this counter ive had enough. ill smack untill i get a answer, yes you have chubby baby hands too but mine are warm. Who are you again? what did mom and dad smoke the night of my conception´´!!! Great baby clip,, cute as a button this baby is folks

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d1_1196103810
strong hold tactis wont work anymore for the land down under. Now they have a ear wax eater for a leader.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b97_1195283045
once saw a rotty get his ass kicked by a momma cat. she was like on that dog like white on rice.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b9d_1196102972
bullshit artists heres one of a few,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e6_1196103123
more of the same from above,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=755_1196112355
knowing sarkozy he will delcare to ´´LET THEM EAT CAKE´´!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=258_1196108401
ppl take showers everyday, when one free super power shower comes by ppl run screaming about getting wet?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=259_1196120948
great ending to what could have been something far worse then imagined.!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b06_1196119256
um i believe this dog needs to go back to training! unless the moron cop gave the order to bite.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5d_1179419342
dear god this mans needs help!!!!! and with that NO comment!!!



http://www.break.com/index/every-day-normal-guy-rap-song.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! this guy has to be the most honest rapper out there. WTG Joe.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-jimmy-dean-sausage-customer.html
well then mr. DH perhaps you should adapt to todays way of eating then hmm?

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=403233
Very touching wedding dance,,,,,,,,,,,,great ppl these two.

http://www.break.com/index/train-plows-into-semi.html
why making sure you read the warning lights when trains approch a intersection.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-kids-with-homemade-speed-bump.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! ok its in german so basicaly what the old man says is, gielsea come here with the camera look what i made, ill teach those speeders something new, no dont film the flowers flim here here, oh here they come, gimme the camera, and as the car flips over hes saying oooh kids kids kids,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407660
this chubby bitch had it comming to him for being ejected from the game. first it was a fake hit to the elbow then he gets strike 3 and shoves the bat towards the umps face. Brian walker sucks, like his batting skills.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407658
um,,,,,i dont know really what to think, at least he saved it and it didint drown.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407650
isint chuck like 70 yrs old plus ?



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407638
iam sure a ass beating came to follow after this wake up prank.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407632
big deal! There was no ren and stimpy let alone angry beaves offerd in this package. Blahh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407611
OMW!!!! NSFW ahem,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407610
YAY BABY!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407566
I bet waffles pisses in your shoes sometime during the night too. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407688
um,,,,thats alot of young dudes playing with fire,,,,,,,,,fire,,,,,um,,,no more comments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407680
Rad! and iam sure EVERYONE would love that to have in bed. imagine all those kick ass ps2 games one can play for hours on end,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407677
ahh lighten up fat ass! it was a harmless prank by younger classmates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHK01e37Kw
MMAF!!!! ren and stimpy fans,, the next couple of vids are for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf4GiiRoU9U
someones version of a video for ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOshowFnAU&feature=related
we all at one point and time can relate right ren? OOOhh ren?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UiE761HaTU
gross but funny ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEuXodGzc5Y
MMAF!!!! another classic from Ren and Stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UZDmYtT9bk
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another fan of ren and stimpys version of rens ,, ´´am i evil´´

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZodWpx3VF8
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! more of the same with R&S classics
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

Well seems the humans went out and bought more lights for outside . Seems thier one light rope of multicolored lights just werent good enough. After going out the other night they noticed that other neighbors put up lights too( the humans were the first to do so) and feel like they were outdone! Its clark grisswald born again folks. So they are thinking about wrapping another light rope outside on the balcony railing and buying a outdoor trip switch that has more holes for juice then kates moss´s boyfriends arms. Now thats alot of juice folks!!

As for me and cain, we dont care so long as we can sneak outside during the dark and go ga ga over the lights. Kinda neat having the balcony bake in fake artifical lights at 7:00pm . Not to mention some of the bugs that didint know it was time to crawl thier asses inside a hole for winter. Global warming does has its advantages for cats. Where else can one find a cricket in novemeber? Fat and tasty little bastid too . So they now they have two more sets of lights. They are working on the details as to wrap em around this weekend. One is red and the other purple. They may just use the old rope lights from last year which was used inside , and put that outside too. So in the end me and cain can have some nice epileptic seizures with the colors of white, blue , red and mutlicolor :) OH JOY!

Thats it from here folks, thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not! Talk to ya maybe this week, if not,, its not personal its bizz. Till then ,
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´ When life hands you lemons, stick them inside the freezer for 5 hours, remove and throw them right back at the sender of such.´´

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CIAO!!!!!

MvB.

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