My View From The Litter Box!

THE WEEKEND EDITION! ( or how i do my best work on my back)!
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Greetings folks and welcome back. No news tonight, its just full of stuff you and i can do without. Who cares how much money major banks lost to wall street crooks? Nothing will be done to those cheaters and liars so lets just concentrate on the Iraq numbers and of course, the video.

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The Blood Count in Iraq,Wednesday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 52 Wounded,,,Thursday: 2 GIs, 30 Iraqis Killed; 48 Iraqis Wounded,,,,Friday: 1 US Soldier, 21 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded,,,Saturday: 1 GI, 40 Iraqis Killed, 45 Wounded, 41 Kidnapped.

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LOOK! numbnuts on the net!

http://www.break.com/index/the-real-iphone-flight-delay-ad.html
yeah what the add says.!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-chair-pull-knockout.html
drinking 20 hrs straight? um its a wonder he didint fall down alot eariler.

http://www.break.com/index/unconventional_dance_moves.html
um,,,,ok,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sofa-king-we-todd-did.html
ok i stopped watching after one min 50 seconds.

http://www.break.com/index/dirt-bike-racer-crashes-into-stands.html
he should have practised more at walmart parking lot on sunday when its closed.

http://www.break.com/index/dorm-balcony-jump-does-not-go-well.html
well they did bribe him with a buck 50, so if he snaps a ankle over it,, umm well how dumb can one get?

http://www.break.com/index/the-perfect-kickball-shot.html
Kick ball!!!!! that was great fun , but no indoors.

http://www.break.com/index/barf-bags-dont-work-at-0-gs.html
OMG!!!!!!! now thats one flight i hope to never take. Geeze didint the pilot know she was hurling her cookies?

http://www.break.com/index/helium-balloons-lift-car.html
good fake trick there mates. almost had me fooled too.

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-kick-boxing-knockout.html
KO. he makes it seem so so easy too.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-misjudges-corner.html
Not a bright move there mr showoff. He is damn lucky cars didint run em over as he laid like road kill.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-loses-car-down-hill.html
guess using the parking break isint the style and fashion today no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408933
Ugh,,,,,,this is kinda twisted folks. if its real that is.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408926
i wont spoil the ending but its worth watching for mt bike or street biking fans and small car owners.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408943
yanno folks i watched this clip after some cat nip. WACKED! i cant imagine you folks watching under the influence of anything else.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408925
some recent classics from break.com. Incase you missed any.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408921
i didint watch it all i stopped at 2:30

http://www.break.com/index/short-fight-fat-kid-knockout.html
mr. man tits goes down in under a min during this parking lot fight.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408953
dude reminds me of bubba from forest gump and the shrimp this that and the other! cept its called pong.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408942
in case you missed it,,,, recaps of videos from a few weeks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408929
australia goes from nazi style to ear wax eater for its leader . CRIKEY!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408917
maybe he didint hear his trainer when they said, WEAR GLOVES!!!?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408908
MMAF!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408898
how charming for some,,,,,removing back hair with tape....

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408892
its funny due to the dudes laugh after his friend crashes,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408891
cool but it made my teeth ache after watching this dude.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/brave-neighbor-kills-2-robbers-911-call2.html
Um sorry but if this man witnessed a rape or attempted murder i could see him using a weapon, but a B&E and disobeying a strict warning from a police dispatch was stupid and hes probably in alot of shit due to it.

http://www.break.com/index/father-rips-into-teenage-kid.html
well Dads,, you reap what you sow. In this case, its a spoiled little boy bitch who maxed out your credit card and gives not a one flying leap about it.

http://www.break.com/index/slide-owns-little-kid-twice.html
awww,, poor little guy !!!!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-attempt-at-360-full-pipe.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! sorry but i had to laugh,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/kelly-pickler-on-game-show1.html
its called PRAGUE you dumb bimbo!!!

http://www.break.com/index/stanford-student-flips-out-after-leveling.html
a short lived victory scream,,, oops, dude ya have ten more levels to go thru ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409506
ok the part where the dude sticks his gut in and out is the funny part of the clip, the rest is just,, um,, well watch it for yourself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409497
Oh boy:I can't believe some fag recorded this. Learn to play a REAL guitar. All you're doing here is memorizing pushing buttons like a lab rat trying to get a food pellet.
MMAF @ The comment left on the break page.!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409505
you knew this was coming right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409503
somehow or another this looked a bit sex ed video like.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409501
isint he just a tad bit to big for that bike?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409502
wonder if the professor will still pass clark kent?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409499
that was kinda funny,,, well for those that ever played pac man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409492
dude,, folks here knew that about oh 2 years ago!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409491
yeah but what happens when the toilet overflows??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409496
i do that too. except my owners dont have crappy rapp tunes in the background.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409490
um, are ppl really that gungho for this crap or this is just a slight overkill?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409518
didint work hes still hairy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409516
nice to see some break away from boring traditions :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409519
Looks to me like the chick on the left wasint botherd by it at all. More like mesmerized!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409513
not everyone can be tony hawks! BECAUSE tony wears a helmet!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409507
one of my owners lost a eyebrow as a teenager, 19 to be exact. Seems they were drinking wine coolers with friends and were doubled dog dared to jump over a 6ft deep trench and land on the other side, which was full of shale stone and dirt etc. The made the jump , slipped and cut open thier eyebrow . 12 stitches and to this day? a small hairline scar on the eyebrow, hence, no hair grows there.

http://www.break.com/index/car-accident-on-live-tv.html
what were the odds? lucky for the reporter, unlucky for both drivers.

http://www.break.com/index/woman-pissed-about-new-butt-implants.html
looked like a beer gut then a ass implant, MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409976
would have been better if it was rugby clips, no pads or time outs to suck back oxygen either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409980
could come in handy for free drinks at the bar for some ppl .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409957
MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409943
check out the spelling for this video,,,????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409934
MMAF!!!!!!!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!!

-Well the humans added more outdoor lights today for xmas and after it was dark they turned em on and one of the humans ( the perfectionist) wasint pleased with the colors. So its back to OBI´S this monday to buy more lights ( this time in green) and replace and yank off some other lights and just have the colors, red, white and green. Hmmm to me it would look like the front entrance of a irish pub, but hey iam just a cat. Either way for now Murphy and i, like the lights out there now,, red and multicolored.

Other then that, nothing new going on around here. ´´Wasderface´´ has managed to get some funny video of me on thier sony erricson and with the help of ´´the spoiler´´ will attempt to upload it on this blog. One is of me stalking murphy, who in return is stalking me and we meet up near ´´turner´´ the dragon tree. I know , my owners are odd, they name thier house plants.!

Ok folks, thats all from here in windy rainy germany. Thanks for stopping on down and paying this blog a visit. Take care and talk to you again next weekend. Oh and many thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets! HEROS you gals and guys are.!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.