ANOTHER HUMP DAY!!!
I know , long time no see. Seems the humans here were busy this past weekend and well, cain didint have anytime to do his weekend edition. He did however save up a whole weeks worth of videos to view, and the numbers for iraq. So lets get going and do this baby.
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Tony Snow and his departing numbers,Wednesday: 71 Iraqis Killed, 152 Wounded,,,Thursday: 1 US Sailor, 1 UK Soldier, 46 Iraqis Killed; 47 Iraqis Wounded ,,Friday: 2 US Soldiers, 20 Iraqis Killed, 2 Iraqis Wounded,,1 US Soldier, 16 Iraqis Killed; 37 Iraqis Wounded Saterday.,,Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 32 Iraqis Killed; 29 Iraqis Wounded,,Monday: 2 US Soldiers, 47 Iraqis Killed; 59 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 38 Wounded.
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ok folks, so the humans here went to thier local christmas market here in germany. For reasons i wont say, i wont give out the exact place but its nice is all i can say. The first video is that of a creepy looking mime.
Not sure what to title this . Just some more video of the christmas market here in germany. Enjoy. I know the humans did. They came home smelling like gluvwine and pork roast and mushrooms in cream sauce and eggnog and candy and bbq smoke from all those open grills . And smelled alittle like roasted chestnuts too.
I call this the ´´JA´´ video. sorry for the bad filming job the humans did. after i watched it i kinda felt like a drunk must feel like while walking on a trampoline!
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ok its that time for some ,,,,,
MASSIVE MORONS ON TAPE!?!?!
Get ready folks, there s alot of em for you ;)~
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good idea actually .might make some tv shows worth watching.
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German tech now being used some 60 years later.
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The subway drummer is back! Man can this dude rock out . Glad to see he inspired some in the crowd too.
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MMAF!!!!! this nurse keeps her cool, after seeing the patient drink what appears to be his own urine.
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the only funny thing about this video is the last 3 seconds when one of the morons says´´hey theres a cop´´! YOINK the video stops.
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he must have been empty when he was pulled out.
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this little rugrat has some serious eyeing going on. To cute actually.
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it even had me sitting up in my seat!!! radical race folks.
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gross, but funny because iam sure there are folks that have done this for real.
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dude, your getting porno!
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DUDE!! ok whoever watches this video, dont tell me you were not srcunching your toes as you watched a ingrown toe nail being removed!!! UGH!!!!
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sadly there are pll like this that think that way.
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two wheels can be deadly it seems.
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drifting and oopps there are the police. EDDIOT!
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either these truck drivers cant read road signs or are just plain crazy and decided the hell with it.
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cool trailer and some really cool landscape shots too.
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Think some of those mini 14 and riot guns not to mention the colts were slightly modifed to shoot on full auto? bad move guys, now iam sure the ATF will be on your ass like white on rice.
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fun facts for you to test out this upcoming new years eve.
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that some radical electric violin playing. Great song too.
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no comment,,,
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id really hate to do his laundry,, ,,UGH!
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i shudder to think what happend after the camera was turned off.
http://www.break.com/index/bouncer-drags-chick-down-stairs.html
well thats showing and telling her !!
http://www.break.com/index/kid-knocks-himself-out-tossing-log.html
think the bad log came back and smacked em behind his head due to those jeans he was wearing?
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remember, these are the ppl that voted for bush. Now you understand right?
http://www.break.com/index/perfectly-executed-ramp-jump.html
dude that had to hurt like mad. i hear helmets are all the rage nowadays.
http://www.break.com/index/drunk-man-hits-invisible-wall.html
when folks get this drunk its time to call it a night. Just watch out for things that make you trip, such as your own two feet, for starters.
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nasty beating . But all is well in fight club :)
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The part about the brain sending signals out to a dead body kinda freaked me out. Otherwise usefull information.
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RICKY!!!!!
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Well,, he does kinda look like what annabelle said he looks like.
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german commerical. I bet this has really happend to some sun worshipers.
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! ahh those shooting stars are not what you think they could be. Great job this man did explaining how to poop in space.
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MMAF!!!!!!!! great way to make a moron make somehow some sence as to why hes losing a video game. I liked the script and the added video.
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isint it nice to know that mossburgs can come in handy if something like this , every broke into your home?
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maybe he was heading to the local mall to be one of the first in line for the PS3 ? no?
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!SMACK!!!!!!!!
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GREAT ! next thing we know we will all be supporting pat because he claims disability. Well yeah patty, smashing bottles over your head isint going to work for you when you 50 dumb Ass!
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so this is what the AT&T folks do during work? Play nad ball?
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! great classic SNL skit!!!
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odd yet entertaining.
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see moron, the dog didint care where the lazor beam landed it only wanted to bite it. Your test failed when you aimed it at your crotch and the dog chomped down . EDDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Something to try at a new years eve party.
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free advalanches?
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think this fleeing winner in society will be caught sooner then expected? i mean he only drove a porche with his tags in plain sight.
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glad the horse didint become partial filling for a can of alpo!
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not bad for 8 yrs of age. Love the commentary about clay and celion dating.
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he screams like a girl mate!
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adult content, strong lingo!!
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must be some young bears. Otherwise i dont think those fellows would have gotten so close.
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Now if that is not the most cute and awwwwwwwww baby i have ever seen. Hes adorable and can whistle too!
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey you learn new things everday . I learned somethings in spanish :)
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this is simply amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dark sick humor here folks,,
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ok , who here felt bad for the crab that dropped into the tank with not much shelter to hide? raise your hands,,
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and NO ONE had any xnanax to give that dude flipping out 45,000ft in air? If those dudes restraining him were air marshals , thier cover is gone.
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´´wasderface´´ use to sleep walk about two yrs ago. It stopped now. But they would get up and do some really weird shit. Smoke a cig inside the shower stall and turn the shower on to put the cig out.
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omg! Now that wasint smart grandpa was it?
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WOW! now that is really dangerous . Hope those folks get thier power turned back on soon.
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awwwwwwwwww A scotish fold tabby kitten. How too cute can you get folks?
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MMAF!!!!!!!!! this ones great really. bad dogs bad bad bad ,hahhahaha
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id bail too. Screw that noise, its just not worth injury.
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HOW MUCH AND WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!?!
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Heres hoping the camera man got this dude off the road and didint let him become a speed bump.
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WOW! jason is even better this his dad on drums!!!!
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great pilots. :)
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NASTY!!!
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Um,,,,,,,,,wt,,,,?????????????
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he should have went to the mall like the kids in the above video!
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Kinda funny, ´´dude its called,,,,,,,it dosint matter what its called´´ !
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bummer for this dude. But at least who ever hit em kept pace as his body flew 50 ft in the air and came back down on the very same car that hit em. good driving no?
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MMAF!!!! who didint think a dude wouldint catch a look to light this ladys cigarette?
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Nice video!!!! if only the grinch in the whitehouse would bring them home. How much money does he need?
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if that were some ppl i know and were chased after by this woman, they probably would have bear sprayed her ass.
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MMAF!!!! cant wait to see this dudes version of pay backs a bitch.
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now that will be a real crowd pleaser come this New Years Eve.
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well i see that he was on the headboard for possible broken neck. pretty sure after falling out of the meat wagon he has one now.!
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lets hope the die hard suck hards remember this advice come this soon to be holiday cheers start.
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Is there a soft collar in the house? anyone?
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MMAF!!!! i only hope some moron wont try this at home.
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UGH that fall made me flinch like paris hilton when body searched during her time incarceration.
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fake. Looks like its on the set of some movie being shot.
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ok i dont know what made me sick, his preman boobs or the fact that he makes the pillsbury doughboy look like arnold. Dude lose weight and please stop dancing.
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Holy Shit! that was close. check out the one dude that flips just as it falls to the ground.
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sad to know that the dead sailors were never removed from thier watery graves.
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watch the war on eels start now after some dipshit in washington sees this on tv.
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great bunch of morons or actors? you decide.
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the chubby blonde in this video is ALWAYS in this video. There is your girl friend dude.
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shock sticks have become the new rage and must haves?
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tried it,, up the stair case here,, as my claws latched on to cains collar it does work folks!!
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um,, back in my day,, when i was born my daddy came around a few times and then left. He knew that mom wasint into anymore nookage after she gave birth to me and others. Cain came later on. STOP BITCHING HUMANS!!!!!
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When they make drum hero, i might stop yawning.
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um,, kine comment!!
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um,, is she nuts or just a man hater? or just projecting,,,,wait isint that mario´s brother? and why do her eyes always turn towards the right? FREAKY!!!
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at 2:04 this game acutally made it to another level higher . Yawwwwwwwwn.
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lemme know how it was,, the ´´character building´´ took to long for my likes.
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i wonder is a websight was put up called sunny stares , would some morons do that?
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well where is the french comments ? Oh thats right french kids arent so fat and lazy as other nations.
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gross! pretty much means the horse in front is now alpo dog food.
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but can it fly? also the dude has piano fingers. which is good to have if one plays,, the piano or gtr.
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todays losers could be tomorows leaders,, how nice for us.
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why do humans drink so much to get to that point?
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i bet he was rejected from Monstor House as a d-boy.
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it does happen. One of my owners had a 2 yr old run into thier legs as they were walking.
http://www.break.com/index/french-skiier-screams-after-bad-crash.html
why is it a ski accident that happend to a french skier, fodder for stupid comments from americans? have they forgotten the revOUlutionary war????
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after watching news reports about romania, these two men were probably fighting for a spot on the waiting list for a nursing home.
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gotta admitt they were very good. No face plants during the race.
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cleaning it and loading it yourself might have saved you the bruised ego dude.
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i predict hes walking around now still with a caster plaste shoulder. EDDIOT!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.!
Folks i think the holiday stress is getting to ppl. I know its getting to my owners. Seems since the xmas lights went up outside a few weeks back, they come home from work super hyper and snippy. I dont even dare come up to em and meow anymore. I just wait untill they have been home for one hour and then me and cain make our approach on the couch. After that , they have calmed down and are more playfull with us etc. Not to mention some of the rude ppl out there that park badly. I overhead ´´the spoiler´´ tell ´´wasderface´´ how they left a note a car parked so close to thiers that they had to get in theirs using the passenger door. The note went something like this ahem,,,, ´´ if you screw ,like you park you will never get one in´´!
OK, being that i guess its my time here to get off this blog and let the human take over and do thier nightly thing. Thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not. Happy Holidays folks and talk to you come next wednesday .
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
CIAO
MvB.
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