THE WEEKEND EDITION!

HIYA folks and welcome back to MVFTLB blog. As you can see in the pic of me above, i have gained some weight! Not that i needed to do so due to my natural big boned stature. However iam sure iam not the only pet or person who gorged themselfs on all the holiday No Nos. Hey iam sure as hell not going to pass on some xmas ham or xmas eve leftovers yanno? Ok you all read the news, saw the crap on thier, its depressing no? So no news tonight just some numbers coming out of iraq. And then of course the crazy ass videos. So enjoy it,,

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Tony Snow and his infamous numbers in Iraq,,Wednesday: 7 Iraqis Killed, 9 Wounded,,,Thursday: 1 US Soldier, 53 Iraqis Killed, 51 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Friday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 10 Wounded,,,Saturday: 1 US soldier, 12 Iraqis Killed; 22 Iraqis Wounded,,,Sunday: 26 Iraqis Killed, 21 Wounded,,,Monday: 15 Iraqis Killed, 22 Wounded, 22 Kidnapped ,,,Tuesday: 62 Iraqis Killed, 105 Wounded ,,,Wednesday: 3 US Soldiers, 36 Iraqis Killed, 15 Wounded,,,Thursday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 13 Injured, 22 Kidnapped,,,Friday: 31 Iraqis Killed, 69 Wounded
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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/asian-roommate-hilarious-wakeup-reaction.html
um why is it that the title must say the dude was a asian?

http://www.break.com/burgerking/the-king-strikes-at-break.html
my owners swear they know the dude thats laughing behind the cam. Mark is that you?

http://www.break.com/index/fire-extinguisher-surprise-challenge.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! after his dirty deed he makes damn well to take his snacks back as he exits the house.

http://www.break.com/index/wife-gets-a-stinky-surprise.html
id say this constitutes a divorce based on cruel and very unusual treatment.

http://www.break.com/index/massive-bike-pile-up.html
wow they all went down like dominos when the one dude fell first.

http://www.break.com/index/demonstrators-get-nailed-with-pepper-spray.html
wt????? why is that woman screaming in the background and why are these ppl demostrating ? wacked video folks.

http://www.break.com/index/another-scooter-roundabout.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny but wait to the end when you hear a little kids voice.

http://www.break.com/index/achmed-sings-christmas-songs.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! this one had me laughing so hard, i cried.

http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-rally-car-fan-ever.html
now that was really a close brush with the reaper!

http://www.break.com/index/homemade-bazooka-nail-gun.html
How many brain cells did this group kill off with the vodka when they came up with this idea? unreal folks.


http://www.break.com/index/kid-hit-by-car-crossing-street.html
id have to say it was the pedestrians fault for darting into traffic like that. Glad hes ok and probably richer now too due to a lawsuit.

http://www.break.com/index/shot-of-20m-scoville-unit-hot-sauce1.html
warning VOMIT ALERT. and i think this ones fake. Before the dude drinks the hot sauce a jug of bad milk is shown, blocking out the dude holding the hotsauce shot. could have easily been switched for something less spicer.


http://www.break.com/index/another-dancing-traffic-cop.html
he missed his calling in life. Dude should became a broadway dance star!

http://www.break.com/index/ho-ho-ho-tko.html
might be another fake but its wild to see santa tackel a shoplifter.

http://www.break.com/index/attack-of-the-flying-puppy.html
um,, my owners had dogs growing up from rottys to shepards and other breeds in between and NOT one of thier dogs EVER jumped into a decorated xmas tree. I think that nut threw her dog into the tree. Your opiniona?

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBA52B98861E3AD7EB1798026E87579DE4
REMIND ME TO WATCH THIS BEFORE I POST IT!

http://www.break.com/index/trippy-milk-trick.html
That is pretty neat . hmm wonder if anyone watching this who is over age 35, are having flash backs?

http://www.break.com/index/pretty-impressive-bar-trick.html
ohh is he a good blower!! neat trick folks.


http://www.break.com/index/mop-and-bucket-kick-kids-ass.html
see what happen when kids dont stay in school? they become like this man, wet and wonderless!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-accuses-cops-of-illegally-parking.html
Well it is breaking the law by the police. Even though the dude that filmed it is slightly annoying.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-best-alarm-clock.html
That was loud enough to wake the dead. See the dude jump off the couch? priceless.

http://www.break.com/index/brother-owns-singing-sister-with-pillow.html
to quote ´´LATER....:The same Muslim family dragged her outside for singing and dancing and proceeded to stone her to death. Nice image ppl have huh?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-choreographed-fight-scene.html
i always admired these guys who learn this and become masters. Its so cool really.

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-driver-pulls-off-dock-door.html
THINK FAST!!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-pullup.html
i hear metal screws are currently being used to prevent this from happening.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421707
its kind of sad actually. But the end is the kicker!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421687
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the beer pond for a slug. This dude is so damn funny with his comments. Great job of filming too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421694
oooooooooooh aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its nice but whos paying the bill for all those lights?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421680
cool video,, untill the dude had to spit! what is up with ppl spiting on camera being seen or heard?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421686
um the chick in the wayyyyyyy to tight in the waist jeans, lose a few ok hun?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421679
wow wasint she so full of herself,, literaly. lose the saddle bags toots!


http://www.break.com/index/mop-and-bucket-kick-kids-ass.html
see what happen when kids dont stay in school? they become like this man, wet and wonderless!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-accuses-cops-of-illegally-parking.html
Well it is breaking the law by the police. Even though the dude that filmed it is slightly annoying.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-best-alarm-clock.html
That was loud enough to wake the dead. See the dude jump off the couch? priceless.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421687
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the beer pond for a slug. This dude is so damn funny with his comments. Great job of filming too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421694
oooooooooooh aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its nice but whos paying the bill for all those lights?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421680
cool video,, untill the dude had to spit! what is up with ppl spiting on camera being seen or heard?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421686
um the chick in the wayyyyyyy to tight in the waist jeans, lose a few ok hun?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421679
wow wasint she so full of herself,, literaly. lose the saddle bags toots!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421730
um dude,, i hate to break it you but what you just did , many of millions have already done! yep, its just sad. your bong is nice, but your eyebrows,,,the need some improvment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421731
faced with a threat of his pants being pulled down,, humpty dumpty jumps and lands in loser style!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421718
Office workouts!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421685
great video , but the lingo is a bit rough,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421681
looks like rejects from Mario Cart.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421678
intell inside?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421676
now that was more like it!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421675
hows the beer feel in your eyes mate?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421668
Old but still a classic!!! ;)~


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421671
only dallas cowboy fans can adopt this idea of fun.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421660
its no wonder there are no females present in this beer party. dude you have man boobs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421656
every year this dude does his house out decked in many xmas lights. Some say hes a roadie and light tech.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421657
that one bolt was really cool to get on film.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421653
if they were real men,, they would have made sure the foam fingers were wet from a nice dunk in the bath tub, froze and then do the foam slap!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421651
hope that wasint the kids dad,, just a drunk uncle.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421643
will some explain this to me? no really explain not lie .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421642
this kid did a excellent job on GTR HERO 2. lets hope he actually takes up the real gtr and makes some kick ass riffs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421639
With 50 cents help even the most boring exercise shows can improve.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421638
ok i got sick of seeing this link on breaks websight and decide to host a post. What ever it means, iam sure somesone is going to jail in china!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421636
I really doubt that this film is vintage. If so,, congrats to the owner and preserver for a back then pole dance/strip tease act surviving that long to make it here after how many years?


http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-wii-accident.html
Fun with a wi controller? of a good fake job?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-blonde-agrees-to-get-punched.html
not that i condone violence but was that a girl that punched the blonde in the face?

http://www.break.com/index/charlie-bit-me.html
ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! such cuties these two young lad are.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422162
maybe hes the ´´cousin´´ that no one really likes ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422158
wow! that kid was cruising ultra fast on that toy tractor, wonder how his face feels now?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422151
iam surprised he wasint beaten up on the subway by a angry young female!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422148
rim shot!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422138
MMAF!!!! hes so proud of himself with the 3% .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422142
thats something iam sure my owners wished they knew when they went to NY state back in august!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422137
maybe the dry drunk saw a yeti? i mean he says he started drinking pretty early in life, might have burned alot of brain cells.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422121
HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!! wonder if the elephant messed the tiger up? did the dude live?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422118
WARNING! another vomit video due to some morons drinking very very shcarf sauce.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422112
um,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422113

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422111
Take away the double bass pedal and he would be LOST on the drums.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422107
Heinz is better then kraft ketchup. Never once had to shake a bottle of heinz to get rid of the liquid that builds up on krafts.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422100
not as good as the other street drummer but with practice he shall get there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422096
i thought it was funny being how mom rememberd the moves way back then. the morons on the webpage can be really sick and should seek some mental health help soon.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422082
worth the time to check out these new and upcoming stage comedians!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422087
Very touching video for ppl who lost a spouce to cancer.


http://www.break.com/index/the-dancing-weather-girl.html
why its best to not watch the morning news in nys anytime soon again.

http://www.break.com/index/hanglider-faceplants-after-takeoff.html
borton sucks,,,,go back to flying toy airplanes dude.

http://www.break.com/index/backyard-skunk-catapult.html
i dont condone such retards but i thought it would be cool to post losers abusing animals due to the fact they are to fucking stupid to bye some ratcoon proof garbage cans. Ever hear of Rubber Maid morons?

http://www.break.com/index/another-failed-backflip2.html
another wanna be USA mens track and team member?

http://www.break.com/index/the-next-tony-hawk.html
show me what ya got! cute kid but iam sure the downstairs neighbors dont think so ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/brother-blow-dryer-prank-ownage.html
MMAF body builder right,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/ant-eater-cant-get-it-up.html
ahemmmmmmmmmm,,,

http://www.break.com/index/airplane-knocks-over-truck.html
ill make sure to avoid this airline and pilot,,,

http://www.break.com/index/name-this-song.html
yanno i was thinking it sounded like that but didint dare blurt it out case i was wrong

http://www.break.com/index/the-man-with-another-100-voices.html
MMAF!! this guy is great with voices.


http://www.break.com/index/angry-grandpa-ruins-christmas.html
as soon as that fat prick came thru the door i would have said hey i gotta show you something with my car, then dropped em with a oil soaked 2x4. Garbage like him, dont deserve any family.

http://www.break.com/index/christmas-morning-broken-nose.html
another one that had far to much eggnog or fruitcake,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dairy-queen-theif-gets-caught.html
crime doesnt pay,, unless your the crime stopper.

http://www.break.com/index/puny-criminal-gets-his-ass-kicked.html
HAHAHAHAHHAA sorry i had to laugh at this pussy ass punk. see what ya get when you dont fair with the man?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424451
HES IN!!! at first i thought i was watching damien home movies,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424430
do yourself a favor,, fast foward untill you get to zeit 2:04 then watch the big ooooh boom.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424431
had he missed the city would have face a huge lawsuit. lucky for all the cop didint.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424441
Fun facts about booze. Just in time for NYE!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424443
fun with airbags,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424418
amazing what digi drums can do nowadays. cool clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424411
NOW YOUR MESSING WITH A;,, wait that was FogHat, not Moutain,,,sorry.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424424
funny,,, he managed to slur thru the recipe,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424429
WOW! think that might teach some wanna be muggers to not do what this poor sob, did?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424422
fake. she had zell gell on.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424426
next time your filmling , please tell your ? to shut up! we wanted to see where this wasp took the dead spider to.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424415
UGH! dude that really had to hurt like hell and it was just a drill to!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424413
how incredibly fucking stupid for these lads,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424459
when its wing gets broke will you film too before or after you throw it against the wall and put it out of its misery? EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424457
just how old is that cinimmon?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!

Nothing, Xmas came and went here with a dull thud of a anxiety and depression. Seems my owners well one of ems , has to get used to the fact that is no more calling home to wish thier dad merry xmas like they did for 15 years since the moved out. Theres really no one to call for them, as thier family is like all over the USA but no togeather. The way i see it is this,, let those folks call my owner yanno? Shit they didint even get a xmas card this yr!!! Nothing but ´´wasderface´´ sent xmas cards and some gifts too.

Us cats got our holiday dinner and it was YUM YUM!! we had sheba moist in the golden tin, me and murphy split it two ways other wise i get sick from eating to fast and to rich food. Got that on xmas eve and xmas day and the second xmas day :) yeppers germany here celebrates two days of christmas.

So now is the upcoming new year and i think the humans are doing good. No more anxiety attacks and no more wondering if they can make it thru the holiday season without blatting like a baby. Seems they both made it thru :) And this year the humans are staying home with us cats !!! COOL this will make um 2 nye that they stayed home with us. I can say iam looking much forward to it too:)

Ok folks, thanks for your visit to this blog, hope you enjoyed yourself. Talk to you probably come, monday i think. I ll make sure to have some video up when the fireworks go off on New Years eve here. Yeppers here you can buy legal fireworks and we are talking the bad boys too. Take care pet owners /lovers of the world and massive thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are !!!

From out home to yours, please drive responsibly this new years eve and dont let friends drive drunk. Be safe and enjoy the New Year folks.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.