THE WEEKEND EDITION!

Hiya folks and how are you doing so far in 2008? If you are like my owners, then you still need to slide into the new year, test it out and see how it feels on you. So far the humans here arent having much problems with the new year. However, come this weekend iam sure they will have a problem with taking down the outside xmas lights. You know they always get tangled up! OK no news tonight, its nothing but a game of clue in pakistian and obama this and that due to iowa cacus. Lets do the Iraq numbers sadly again, then move on to the video department,,,,,and away we go,,,


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The Blood Count In Iraq,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12133 ,,Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 13 Iraqis Killed, 8 Wounded, 13 Kidnapped,,Monday: 35 Iraqis Killed, 21 Wounded,,Tuesday: 45 Iraqis Killed, 56 Wounded,,Wednesday: 67 Iraqis Killed, 55 Iraqis Wounded,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12155,,1 US Soldier, 15 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded.
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This Weeks Ass medals and the proper morons on tape.
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http://www.break.com/index/dad-scares-his-son.html
whos the boss? seems dad is , heres proof to show you ;)

http://www.break.com/index/roman-candle-dodgeball.html
Charles rules this game dude.

http://www.break.com/index/the-camel-toe-remix.html
um,,, what the hel,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/biker-owned-by-security-gate.html
no ticket?no happy bike ride thru gate.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=199_1199476044
kinda too small to see what happend,,but its still wacked.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=658_1199467350
pretty sure that trucker pooped a pickel afterwards, that was to close.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ea_1199466969
looks like El porkO needed to run alot more and faster. Love the love handles,,,UGH!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f4_1199428881
birthday parties in Iraq

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a8_1190820271
more of the same ,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=53e_1179230219
dad of the year award,,,,damn dude, lay off the sauce if you have blackouts!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d0_1199477932
omg,, i dont even want to see the aftermath of that car/truck accident.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=195_1199477112
poor lady,, geeze,at least she wasint driving her car into a crowd of ppl.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=891_1199484304
looks like kedfed and britney BOTH suck as parents.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1df_1199479950
oh why not? Iam waiting for ´LEAVE HER ALONE´ dude to pop on line and give his view of this sleezes behaviour.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e32_1199483451
if its true then this dude should pay someone to slap em the face,, with a shovel .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad9_1197782180
love the love handles on this spectator watching a fight at a REO speedwagon show. Dude, tuck you gut in ok?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad9_1197782180
why are losers that drink wayyyyyy to much allowed inside a football stadium? toss bóth thier asses out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=568_1199405946
OWNED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6e_1199405887
silly americans,, trying to attempt what the french kids do for sport. Why they could run circles around your bubble gum fat asses and still you would inssits on a oxygen unit. Like your heros in the NFL,, all fatty ...and slow. MuHHAHAHHAHHAHA!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b5e_1199405583
to think some parent worked hard all thier life for this,,,,child? ahh it would have been better if perhaps mom was a sea turtle, came to shore, laid her eggs , flicked sand on them and swam back to sea. After seeing this,, could any of you blame her???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427665
Um whoever the moron was that posted this, please be aware of the fat kid. She , thats right eddiot, she is 4 years old and now in what i believe to be child protection services from her mother. So why show a child, and some ass candy? dude who ever you are,, you NEED Some help!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427655
a beer trucking company? that was the worst job? dude,, the worst job ever is the town dump , in the sticks. You know how many dead deer and dead mob guys turned up inside the truck?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427647
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment really,,, but good job the adults!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427652
i think artie is like working his way to becoming one of the pole dancers , at his local bar.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427646
lemme know how it turned out,, i didint care to finish this ??? shit :)


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2fc1a3722
see , you can tell this young german youth was not taught the correct way to light a firework. Step one, do NOT hold the burning fuse to your face and blow on it !

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=981c19ab58
I have no idea what happend this this mans face,, it really dosint say, but hes pretty heroic folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=529_1180210963
HERO of 2007 award! this dude deserves a round of applause!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de6_1199368877
comon,, she was assinated by the folks who work the puppet goverment in pakistian!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=464_1199342658
this is my rifle this is my gun, this one is for singing and this one is for,, WTF??? RUN!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd7_1199283358
But what does washington care or the UN? its just africa yanno the same africa you and i saw on tv back in the early 70s,, pleading for cash to helo farmers irrigate thier crops,, and feed thier children. That was 31 years ago folks and today??? Nothings changed,because the corrupt fucks dont want change.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1f_1199296162
dude sounds like a music teacher in the 5th grade, named ..Mr. Syst. is that you dude?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a6_1199349707
and it burns burns burns,, the Tornado of fire,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d6_1199409407
have a pepsi dude!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6d_1199407390
the boy wonders of the wild!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6b_1199407083
fantastic stage exit guys!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427644
Iit would have been more cool if he had taken the cinnimon challange during this wicked blow dryer demo.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427643
The incredable FUCKED UP FOUR!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427642
Um , where is the ice at 25 -degree freezing water? the pool cover? think these folks are alittle to happy with the inflated , oh and i bet that dude had some shrinkage going on too,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427641
nice snow belly flop matt, sadly me along with 8 million other ppl and pets, were staring at your man boobs as they jiggle away silly ,,,,,,,love the spare tire too matt!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427645
Think that might have all been mini panic attacks. You dont breathe, tence up and hyperventilate. Warning to all soon to become newly weds,, DONT FORGET TO BREATHE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427603
Now imagine a tiny mouse underneath that thing. Still wish to use a mouse trap?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427594
dont those ppl believe in snow tires? wtf!!! glad the baby was wisked away and the lady was ok.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427583
didint um other bands do this ? and where are they now? i think the rule of speed metal is like over folks.Kinda sounds like ,,,,see i cant remember them now!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427574
She does have a point regarding the goodie two shoes turned sleeze booze hound mommy of the year.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427558
oh she really knows how to jiffy lube YO YO YO YO!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/embarrassing-news-blooper.html
yeah well so is the hired male escort too toots!

http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-gets-dropped.html
i think he was really trying to attempt a DDT! but had second thoughts,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dolphin-scores-a-direct-hit.html
Good Dolphin!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-drives-into-pool.html
um,, maybe she was a water baby birth??

http://www.break.com/index/firefighter-scare-prank.html
whats more funnier, the reaction or the dude behind the camera laughing his wicked laugh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427635
this is by far the worst vent ever!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427636
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427623
i smell oscar material here , no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427599
Um,, what in hell are you watching this for? i did, it made me shake with fear, knowing a REAL person put that on the web!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427592
think he came in alittle fast for a nice easy landing? hope there wasint a patient on board that bird.


http://www.break.com/index/talk-to-your-kids-about-sex.html
MMAF!!!! great add, to bad it will never be aired on american tv.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-kid-looks-down-barrel-of-potato-gun.html
guess those hunters saftey course are a thing of the past nowadays huh? smooth move there Exlax.

http://www.break.com/index/more-celebrities-without-makeup.html
for all those avon ladies that buy makeup each month, worry not anymore, have a look at these celebs.

http://www.break.com/index/road-rage.html
something tells me that bus ride was really smelling of booze and pot. Oh and check out the truck driver inccident too.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-blow-up-snowman-with-real-cannon.html
i think this took place at the northern Iraqi headquarters, think its some kind of training for the new iraqi recruits???

http://www.break.com/index/bike-destroyed-after-bad-wipeout.html
if the other biker filming him was his friend i would have kept on going due to embarrsment.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-faceplants-into-wall.html
not quite Oxford material ,, is he?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425291
For the soccer fans out there ,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425275
it looks like a crayon drawing dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425419
and his message is what again??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425410
big deal cats do the same thing , except we dont drool in the process.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425395
think the one dude was scared??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425394
cats and dogs can get along together!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425428
Gordy will some day have his ass kicked by the little brother. Nice pillow hit bty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425416
glad i dont know this dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425266
given the face he was born with, i guess acting like a moron is all hope he has left to have ppl accept him as he is,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425262
YUCK! he didint even bother to wipe,, ughh dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425258
how can a womans ass get that big´? Wait untill after the ´´gay clip´´ and look for the red head producer? my god she can stop or pull a Abrams tank.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425358
I feel kinda sad that a animal has to use its spray from its anus area to score some catfood from the ratcoons which seem to be in abundant supply .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425321
but in the end ( no pun intended) it looks like the anus charging animal won out and got the cat food.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425325
um,,,,,,,wt,,,,,???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425316
um,, listen to the cameramans laugh??? dude is that you doug??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425307
felt sorry for the dog having to put up with this fake shit. Dudes next time,, try a rabid ratcoon ok?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425296
it was nice and cute seeing two brothers play around, but then out came the word faggot. lemme know how it turned out ok?


http://www.break.com/index/stupid-theif-busts-head-on-wrong-door.html
I Think he was in a haste to be one of few to get the new game of warcraft, needed the money and wasint thinking,,,,at ,,,all?

http://www.break.com/index/the-greatest-prank-ever.html
think he needed a xnanax after that ´´quick job to make some money´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425388
this bitch is wacked!! warning if wearing headphones while viewing, please turn them down.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425387
to tired my arse,, you just suck a wheelies mate!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425376
OK this one has a wee bit to much of over editing. the song kills the audio for the video, the car looks like a VW /late model ferrarri, and all that smoke i swear is mostly fake.Pour bleach on the payvment and do some burn outs, same effect minus the tire damage.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425386
little things for wee minds? how much cigarettes does the one dude smoke ? listen to his laugh its like a vacume cleaner sucking up a roll of 50 cents / thats half a dollar for those that think its about the rapper.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425383
any chance it was a bubble bath?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425373
did the dude only have one sneaker hightop on or was that a foot cast???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425374
drunks with weights. hey if you have 5 mins to kill this video is for you.


http://www.break.com/index/angry-grandpa-finds-out-hes-on-break.html
i can only hope this second video of the drunken grandpop is a fake. otherwise mankind is screwed.

http://www.break.com/index/teeth-trailer.html
if this is a real movie trailer then iam afraid the smucks in hollywood have run out of any ideas. wtf??

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-paper-airplane-flight-over-nyc.html
very nice paper airplane flight. check it out.

http://www.break.com/index/top-10-internet-videos-of-2007.html
a years review of the some of the best break.com videos , some are great, others,, not so good.

http://www.break.com/index/fastest-way-to-open-a-champagne-bottle.html
yeah but wouldint there be some glass slivers inside the bottle? who wants to swallow that shit?

http://www.break.com/index/iraqi-interrogation.html
frigging guy,, love his interergation speech to the wee ones.

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl-owned-by-desert-eagle.html
um she might have done better if she used the other hand to grab her firing wrist. Oh and gained some weight too.

http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-taken-out-hard.html
looks like someone was not standing on ther x marked tape spot!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-blonde-interviews-john-cusak.html
Bimbo alert,,
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!

Nothing really going on here.Although New Years Eve here was nicer since the humans stayed home. The went outside at midnight and watched all the neighbors around this cul de sac, light up thier fireworks. Seems in germany you can go out and buy a shit load of fireworks for your own personal backyard light show during the days leading up to ´´SILVESTER´´ new years eve.

It was nice and us cats werent so scared anymore .Because most of the time, on newyears eve, the humans arent home, and last year us cats hid under the couch as we watched the incoming ! Not this year, we watched from atop of the stair case. The the smell of gun powder got bad. After wards the humans played PS2 biathelon and F1 racing, seems the more beer and brandy one drinks the less the humans could operater thier car on the track. I counted 12 smash up by ´´wasderface´´ But after 6 beers i dont think anyone is much good playing PS2 yanno? Then they played lets dig out the old cd collection and suddenly it was 1994 again. I think one of em went to bed at like 6:30 am because they watched tv and saw the ball drop in NYC new years eve celebration. The other went to bed,, well i wont even tell you how late it was but i will tell ya that they got up at 4:00pm new years eve day.

Ok folks, thats about it from here. Heres hoping your new year is a good one and that your resoulutions you made, take hold ! Thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are!!! Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. Talk to you,, next weekend,, till then check for murphy on this up and coming wednesday ok?

Thanks for paying us a visit, Take care to take care of a pet too!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.