THE SECOND HUMP DAY OF 2008! did we prepare ourselfs?

Hello fine ppl who stalk this blog. Happy new year to you, or if not then try to enjoy the remaining days untill 2009. Lotta news out there, all about the presidental primaries. Some say Obama aka oprahs bitch will take the lead, others say that hillary, bills bitch, will make a come back. I just hope who ever it is, isint full of shit like the last elections. So no news tonight just the iraq war numbers and of course the weekly dose of morons on tape :)
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Tony snows numbers in Iraq,Saturday: 21 Iraqis Killed, 20 Wounded,,Sunday: 21 Iraqis Killed, 43 Wounded, 13 Kidnapped,,Monday: 52 Iraqis Killed, 70 Wounded, 8 Kidnapped ,,Tuesday: 22 Iraqis Killed, 12 Wounded .
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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/angry-grandpa-pissed-about-dinner.html
drunken granpa is back!!!!!!! i swear that is the worst trailer trash ive ever had the bad luck to see.

http://www.break.com/index/afternoon-affair-busted.html
someday this might actually happen, but with a robot,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/cop-hits-man-in-wheelchair.html
i was waiting for the cop to taze the dude being how he deliberty ran his wheelchair into the cops car (snark)

http://www.break.com/index/woman-pulling-out-of-parking-lot.html
i personaly dont think that was a female driver, more like a drunk leaving a bar shitfaced and having problems with the cars steering .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430208
um, it looks to easy to be true and secondly, i think the dude looked abit odd air guitaring with a belt buckle.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430204
RADICAL! to bad this dude wasint alot of kids science teachers, pretty sure less would fail the class based on complete bordom.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430196
he could have hit the breaks yanno? that might have earned these guys homepage and 400 dollar richer!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430191
could have been more funny if the dog hiked his leg on the bed falling out of moron. but yanno that hindsight thing,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430179
um,,, what the,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430177
dude,you do realize some day soon that your younger brothers will turn on you once they know, they can kick your ass!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430184
nice room,,,,,,i guess.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430173
great move there , jump on a skylight and wonder why you fell and your back hurts.....

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430169
see now you can see the dangers or droping acid,, it makes your eyebrows grow like the yeti´


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429484
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! great spoof on youtube.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429484
was that peter pan or robin hood downing that beer?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429483
UGH!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429482
See how some ppl just should not drink anything stronger then beer? dude,,you almost punched a cat!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429475
MMAF!!!!!!! for those that ever played Mafia the game either on the pc or the ps2,check out this persons game playing. Love it when they cant get passed thier own guys behind hotel service counter. Oh and ya míght want to turn down the volume,, seems slim shady really booms far too much.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429481
nothing like a good ole winter day spinal snap to straighten out the day aye?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429480
More of the same from above video,,, ouch.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429472
um wtf? ok The hummer part was cool, when he rolled it hahaahaha,, sorry the rest of the stuff was like ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429471
why do they allow the players to get into fist fights at all? then they seperate em after one of em gets punched or in this case, they just dance the night away.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429469
hes very lucky he didint break his neck, and that he indeed wear a helmet too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429463
And yet he didint wear a helmet and still couldint stand up from his skater board crash

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429459
way cool dude.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429584
gulliable?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429575
funny add, it probaly happend at one point in time

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429530
maybe the dude should use a water hose for the dog, i mean how do you treat cotton mouth for a great dane?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429519
interesting facts one can use to impress folks at a party,,,,,eh,,ya.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429522
i think GEICO just ,might cancell his policy he had with em.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429517
would have been better if the parking lot had like 2ft of snow !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429511
she has moves that make the xbox 360 look like a old atari console

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429510
did Colt Ceavers move to iraq by any chance?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429507
Think one can lable her as a extreamist? STFU already biotch.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429500
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude ever hear of neet? yoink some from the gf med cabinet.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429502
excellent commercial ,, sends a powerful message for speeders. or ppl that talk on the cell phone while crossing the street.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429493
think they are too late with thier request about being retarded no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429486
yeah i would have punched her a few times, maybe even did the knee in the face trick to, when she was falling down. That bitch dont deserve any respect.


http://www.break.com/index/bill-gates-last-day-of-work.html
bill gates last day at work spoof. pretty neat actually.

http://www.break.com/index/man-tased-for-filming-police-search.html
um no comment really.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429558
worlds most amazing accidents! Some of these had me flinching and muttering ,, damn,, alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429557
break dancing??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429551
only comment i can make is that thier reaction was like that of many .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429554
were the HBO folks really that demented back in the 70s?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429544
Hope that wasint the baby sitter, geeze kid easy on the wee ones.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429543
MMAF!!!!!!!! one of the drum videos out there that actually made me laugh, this guys a nut case


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429007
one tough chick? i wouldint want to play let go my egg O with her anytime soon.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429005
hard to call on this one. maybe the bus was speeding with weather not accept for high limits or the yellow car really cut them off and the bus had no choice but to,, roll over? i would have hit the rear end of the yellow car and spared myself tickets and loss of a job. BTW the post on this clip reads some nasty, ignore it pretty sure the dude that posted hit has some mother issues!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429000
This happend to one of my owners. abit there wasint a dog sitting in the cage in the living room at the time. Turns out those old hand held tazors can make a person drop to ground in about id say less then 3 seconds.
DO NOT TRY AT HOME!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428999
dude,, your not a stupid drunk jew,, your just a stupid drunk !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428994
CUTE !!!!!!! and love the tune ´´baker street´´ playing in the background as well.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428991
more cinnamon attempts. Id like to see NUT MEG get a shot at this global game yanno?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428986
japan has some crazy ass game shows that make bob barker roll over and wish he was dead.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429009
cool, check out the little kids standing is amazment!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429110
dude!!!!!!!!!! IGA? ugh, one of my owners went shopping there, near by cannan ny or australitz ny and the ground beef smelled like a rotton carcus. This happend twice and after that the owner said f this and went over to mass to go shopping at the big z OR v?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429106
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? its true folks,, enjoy that when your ass schleps to work during a holiday! W00T


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429109
I really think that ppl who ask another to inflict pain to them, be it by a slap or punch or being set on fire for a short ammount of time, are missing someone in their life, in other words THEY are NUTS!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429104
is that Louie Andersons son????????????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429011
if you ask me i think that bastid threw the game (betting) and let his whole frigging team down! Never in hockey have ive seen such a shitty control over the puck.!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429008
repost! but still rather funny to see the dude go Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429001
looks like the old VO-TEC bus one of owners rode on to and from. Those pickups from catskill were bad, then hudson was worse and forget about Ichabod crane,, ahem,,, ok lets move on,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428995
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW omg,, folks,, this is the south? ill take manhatten danke!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429067
what the hell did we just watch?????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429058
ok if you watch this and dont get alittle water around the eyes, then your not human or dead!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429063
DONT view if eating,, or had just ate. pretty gross.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429054
now this dude is cool!!!!!!! check out the air he snaps and didint hit anyone.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429052
ya can tell that was somewhere in Europe, as fire works are LEGAL to buy and use.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429050
kinda looks like ´´wasderfaces´´ brother way back a long time ago. He went flying off a snow path with a sled and dropped 8ft to the road below to see a county snow plow coming. Quick reflexes folks,, quick reflexes.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429047
might be a repost, but check out the dudes friends , hurry up and film his broken face and scratch your nad sack too, never mind to call 9 11 !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429033
BREAK says its websight for guys,, i guess they really werent kidding huh guys? Kenny D is that you?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429022
um,,, wait,, isint he sort of a oxy moron?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429024
another repost but it was rather funny to see this dudes reaction when he caught fire for one second. Love the wax job his legs took !

http://www.break.com/index/the-morning-after.html
Kinda funny but when you read what azt is, its really shocking that ppl were subject this . Link,,http://www.virusmyth.net/aids/index/azt.htm


http://www.break.com/index/catcher-drills-batter-in-head-with-ball.html
chances are he probaly got his ass kicked afterwards by the dudes team mates and quite possibly, the dude that was knocked out too.

http://www.break.com/index/ten-best-weapons-of-all-time.html
i have used 10, and 9, 7 as well,, and 5 lemme see what else,,oh number 2 as well,,, um think thats it ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429100
OK this dude is really off his meds!!! Oh and yeah dillwad, i do think iam cool too!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429097
OMG!!!! remember to look both ways folks. Poor bastard,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429093
Son of the year award?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429092
i would really like to believe that is fake! ALL those dudes just standing there and watch a dillwad stab his wife over and over? No one did anything to drag that scum bag off her. If it were me, i would have dropped kicked that dude in the throat and then curb time for good measure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429071
dogs can break dance ? yep seems so ,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429074
ok then,,,someone loves hillary

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428605
and more how to do stuff,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428606
radical,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428599
yikes scooby, i dont like the looks of this clip,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428592
Horrible i know folks, but if a deer runs out in front of you during a good speed, DO NOT HIT the brakes.
One of my owners hit two deers in ther driving time , the first one the sherif department asked em if they wanted the deer, after they shot it in the head because it couldint move or breathe either. They were grossed out and told the dude to let the rubber neckers to have it. The seconed deer hit the bumper and up and away it went. Dont brake for bambi,, save your life and others on the road around you.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428585
nice to see adults still having the little kid inside them, take over and play in the snow,, risking injury too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428590
That is a cool bar trick. Deff mo would win him some free rounds of drinks.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428633
BREAKING A DRUM STICK? is this kid insane? dude, no drummer does that on purpose, get out, find your own club now.!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428628
This is your future america,,,,,,embrace it and enjoy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428631
bummer, i was hoping he would land in some ice water like a pond or something.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428625
i think that might have soberd his ass up, no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428624
this song is used for a cellphone company here in germany. Needless to say iam so sick of it by now, id thought to trash your mind and hope this song stays in your head ALL day ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428607
vomit shot , warning towards end of clip. rest was pretty interesting,,i guess,,,,so,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428608
MCguyver is back and hes got more fun stuff to try out !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428602
More how to stuff!


http://www.break.com/index/the-proposal.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! one hell of a twist in that video.

http://www.break.com/index/jason-bourne-roommate-conflict-resolution.html
pretty good acting skills and self done stuntman going on here.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428667
well, he can always be called ´´HAND´´ as a nickname,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428668
real or fake ghost? beats me and iam in no hurry to find out either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428658
MR: WANNA BE?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428647
omg,, how dumb can ppl become? never mind, dont answer that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428643
arent rolling papers illegal to sell to minors?? how did these 4 wonders get some ?

Video pick for the week (untill cains back on saterday) is,,,Klicken Sie hier: "Uncle Jay Happy Fourth video" .!!!! hell, even GWB can understand this.
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News From The House Of Murphy And,,,,Co. Nothing really thrilling to tell ya folks. Iam going be another year older come this may, think iam getting old. The humans noticed that when i wake up , i tend to take longer and longer in the stretch department and dont run up to em anymore. Well ok if they holding a kilo of back forest ham,, i might consider such actions but they dont and wont so,,till then, guess they have to wait for me to stretch my fuzzy ass out and get in gear.

Of course this past holidays ppl gained weight around here. Both my owners gained weight due to all those damn xmas cookies. Why make those things and shove em ppls faces that are say, diabetic? or on a strict diet? its like holding a bottle of wild turkey from a fishing pole down on skid row. First they tremble with lust, then lick thier lips and wipe the drool away from the corners of thier human mouths, salvitating for that first,,,,,sip!

Except in this case its the xmas cookies and xmas pastry and all those mon cherrie liquor filled chocolates, or those white chocolate super fat Kit Kat bars. So needless to say, the humans put on about some weight which they are losing now that all that fatty food and treats are out of the house. And they complain when i steal food from cain? Ha! cain is a non stop eating machine, just strap on the ole feed bag, use blinders and hes good to go to town. I think come easter, where the sweet tooth decaying .cavity making cheap candy comes out, we might see one of the humans become,,,,weak and relapse! Till then iam content in knowing iam the only one here in my house of joy, who DID NOT gain weight HAHAHAHAHA

Sorry its kinda hard for me to not gloat yanno? ok thats it from here. Thanks for stopping on by and viewing this blog,,or not! Talk to you folks come maybe thursday, if not then either next monday or wednesday. Enjoy the new year and all the new start overs it can bring to ppl. And stick to your resloutions folks. You will be glad ya did!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Canis timidus vehementius latrat quam mordet - A timid dog barks more violently than it bites. (Curtius Rufus).

CIAO!!!

MvB.