I FORGOT THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya Folks And welcome back to the sort of weekend edition! If your in the states then its till sunday night, here in good ole europe its monday morning. No news tonight , actually i think some one from the crew here said no news anymore for awhile. Something about getting thier blood pressure all bent out of shape to the current status of the world and the morons in power :/ Huh,,, go figure. Ok,, so lets do this blog dammit!

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The numbers for Iraq,9 US Soldiers, 20 Iraqis Killed; 3 Iraqis Wounded,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12188 ,,(thursday),,Friday: 29 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded,,Saturday: 1 US Marine, 30 Iraqis Killed, 9 Iraqis Wounded,,Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 13 Iraqis Killed; 26 Iraqis Wounded.

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this weeks ass awards go to,,the following ;D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f77_1200062857
no comment,,,,,,,grrrrr

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be2_1200168558
PUTINS RUSSIA ,WITH LOVE?????

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a36_1197135802
um,,,,,,why? why would she lite herself on fire?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f1_1200159959
over 5 mins of complete chaos!!! damn,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e2a_1200157221
but the insurgentcy is dying down right dick?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ae_1200149042
british humor,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c51_1200148170
um,, wtf? ten days without changing your underware? dude you really invititing some crotch critters not to mention, spreading em to your fellow soliders. Ever considerd baby wipes? UGGHHH

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c9_1200144551
i bet it sucks there buddy!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee1_1200090501
now thats pretty smart,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=841_1200152476
no comment folks.

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See? at least the bigger kid asked the runt if he was alright after he went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.!

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The real reason behind the commerical, ´´this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs´´!

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bulls eye!!

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Cant believe there are some out there that havent seen the prior spoon prank video.

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ahhh memories,,, my owner did something simular when they were a kid, it detailed crab apples and a slingshot and a county shreif car,,,,,heh,,,,the thrill of the chase thru some woods and inside a cement culvert! ;D

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Talk about a closet case,, check out this grandpa looking rapper?

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what really happend, the dude was ski springing world cup in italy. it started to rain, making the snow soft and the ski jump slushy, his ski snagged in the slush which you can make out towards the end of the jump, and he had no spring to jump and at that speed there was no way he could stop. So he went sailing and hit the ground from 15 ft in the air. But hes ok folks and after that they stopped the event.


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why elvis was smart to die when he did and not end up like this dude!

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two morons a dc and a homeless man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432534
good kick but the camerman should learn when to STFU already.

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now thats some snazzy driving skills by the police department! well done folks well done.

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hating on the Jehs,,,,

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two boys and a big plastic ball,,,

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yet another reason why some public places should have a limit on the booze allowed per person. Check out the dillwad who throws a glass like a mighty he man!!! ROAR!!! wuss.

http://www.break.com/index/star-wars-kid-goes-to-college.html
hey would you lookie there, the fat star wars kid is all grown up . Now hes in college and ,,,still fat!

http://www.break.com/index/best-car-thru-gas-station-ever.html
Maybe he just really wanted a slurpie and in his haste, forgot the brake?

http://www.break.com/index/groom-faceplants-on-the-dance-floor.html
Is that really a wedding party or richard simmons ,´´ sweating to the crappy songs´´?

http://www.break.com/index/beer-bottle-roommate-revenge.html
Fake or just some real morons demostrating thier moronic ways,,,

http://www.break.com/index/huge-bridge-demolition-causes-shockwave.html
wow that was unreal. You can actually see the shockwave racing towards the folks filming.

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did anyone else feel alittle travel sick after watching this?

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mom almost came within one inch of being barfed on by the cute laughing baby,,,,too close .

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not bad for a amature,,,

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this kid is just to darn cute and honest.

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typical new yorkers,, give the crazy pleanty of room and let em do his thing.

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old but if you look towards the end, is that,, nah,,,cant be,, is it? is that the loch ness monster?

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think his day is ruined along with his $$$ Speed Boat??

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is it me or does this guy look and sing like a younger version of a chubby Tom Jones?

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awwwwwww how cute, thier last name means kiss(s) in german.

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HOME LAND SERCURTIY???

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yawnnnnnnnnnnnn,,, didint someone do this like 9 years ago?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=013_1200034647
wheres the iraqi waldow????? But things are great in Iraq so says Dick and Bush.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc0_1200032805
um,,, no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=57b_1200030964
control chaos?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b7_1200026528
ok i can understand the Grrr When a coke machine takes your money and no soda, but this dillwad went over board. He should have been happy with the 8 cokes that fell down but noooooo ..EDDIOT!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f4e_1200022370
WOW! stealing food is a case for public ass kicking. Attention the down and out,, do not steal!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=10f_1200019063
wow ,, the iranian evil kanevil?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fc_1200016308
Hide and go seek?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bca5dae693
yet another reason to stay out of jail!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c0_1189107744
IF YOU must insists on jail, here are some thing helpfull hints on what to avoid in case of a riot!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c2_1200064819
D.R. drives the british version of a bradley to work in texas! way cool dude.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e1_1200101052
glad this prick was arrested and taken back to jail again!

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tornados in jan ? let alone in canada??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96b_1200094167
THIS BITCH IS A DISGRACE FOR THE MARINE CORP!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42a_1187946344
Did this really have to happen? damn,, a young life cut short all in the name of video online .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431971
movie trailer,, ok the dialogue sounds crappy, but the action parts look good enough. Granted its not oscar winning material.

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

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one of my owners parents had some (shh) full automatic weapons. Its a blast to shoot em but i would like to have seen his target eye and see how many shots actually hit it.

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white man who lie down legs spread with friends foot near by is foolish and will not have children.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431954
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! play by play for japan game shows ,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431962
You can tell,, hes a virgin of game controllers and well,, the console too!

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Hmmm, a new cartoon set to launch soon. Wonder if i can yoink it via divix? ;D

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Nice face plant dude,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431953
great tune from yesteryears,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431950
lighten up there hick, it was a joke FFS!!! your the stupid bastid.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431936
ok for a 6 yr old i counted 7 sticks hitting each other. Give this little guy a real drum set and let em break out of that dimaond in the ruff!!

http://www.break.com/index/cow-with-an-awesome-talent.html
talk about sucking your thumb! check this cow out , never saw one do that.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-pushed-down-hill-in-barrell.html
was that kevin costner walking down the hill towards the barrel boys?

http://www.break.com/index/joaquin-phoenix-mispells-name.html
signs man cant spell all that great can he?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-taunts-hockey-player.html
wonder if the hockey player waited for this fan after the game? kinda funny actually.

http://www.break.com/index/crash-dummy-motorcycle-test.html
after viewing that, i hope one of my owners stick to the quad !!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-takes-apart-the-wii.html
ok they lost me a 2:45 mins into this clip,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431983
MMAF!!!!!!!!! karma at its best!

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Some one took his training wheels off , to soon i think?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431975
um, if this is supposed to scare ppl it didint work. Man all i see is skinny ass punks and a few fat ass gang members. Remember folks, there is NO honor among thiefs!

http://www.break.com/index/nothing-to-see-here.html
england! Where men are men and sheep are,,,,nervous!

http://www.break.com/index/donkey-wants-a-piece-of-ass.html
REALLY no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/iran-provoking-us-navy1.html
bull shit!!! now read what really happend! fucking squids and thier lies,,,HERES the real story folks
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4115702&page=1 Gee lets make another gulf of tonkin happen all over again ?

http://www.break.com/index/atv-jump-into-tree.html
and this is why some ppls health insurance is hiked high?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431488
ehmm if they had hit the dog then someone would have to serve back justice!

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was that a chevy impala? if so,, OFF WITH THIIER HEADS!!! j/k, folks,, easy.

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BIG BLAKE 12 you dirty bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The super natural boys, they arent. kinda stupid, but ballsy.

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wacked!

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! these t shirt sayings are worth the nine min spent to watch.

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Poor little guy,,

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one of my favorites when this came out. Id thought id share,,

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! its long but funny, kinda,, in a sick sence of things,, ahh just watch it and make up your own mind!

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OWNED by a pussy!

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very nice collection. Hey hey hey,, before you spout your anti gun crap, remember a crazy person can do just as much death by using a car, a baseball bat or a large kitchen knife. Those items have no triggers! Just kinetic motion from a second party , to insure thier damage!

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If one of you reading this right now wish to fedex me one of these pizzas get back to me via the comment section ok? thanks :)

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Cats can and will do this, from time to time. Me? i dont like doing that, because one of my owners o.d´s on the mousse here and it tastes like crap. Not to mention it makes my paws sticky too.

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didint know that turtles can identify thier owners and swim around and stuff.

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think he had enough coke or crack or maybe both? wait below is part two,,

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more of the same from above,,

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wouldint surprise me if britney did accept this dudes offer. I mean comon, theres hamburger helper involved!

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MEDIC!!!

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get off it man, your ass never spent one frigging night in those woods during the winter time. ive been to where you say you are and dude? you would never survive it.

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MMAF!!!!!!! clever

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These kids are great, and no i am of no relation, Its nice to see kids get out in the nature and learn things for themselfs, then pass it one to some who have no idea what a wolly bear is.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430634
just turn your green backs into Euros folks. and iam not kidding either!

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COOL! iam a yankee , so to speak, and this jugging looks cool, However i would not break its bill and toss it back in the water like some asshole posted underneath the comment section of breaks page. It looks to me like a pike or perch fish, either way breaking its beak or bill is just plain sick.

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wuss, why didint you follow em? showed more video,, man, ya could have made the front page and clipped 400 dollar. in euro thats like 256 .

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something everyone did when they were young and of course when it snowed too. By the way excellent tune in the back ground !

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repost but this time someone added a lie. The real reason why the plane didint have its landing gear down was due to a malfunction. I hate it when ppl make fake shit up and then put it on the net.

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only in Europe can one see a lambrogini and a ope,l monstor trucking it!

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! great work regarding mario and his bro when they enter a new city.

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Well for those who wish to enter the land down under illegaly i suggest you take a look at this video. I dont think thier playing around .

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HOLY SHIT! this dude has better moves the chuck norris and jackie chan combined.

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white men can jump ok, its just that he cant stop his hand from getting tangled in the hoop net.

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ok remind yourself if your from america to stay out of cambridge, and if see you see ´´Lurch´´ to knock his ass out´´ bro!

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reminds one of my owners when they were kids, and at xmas time a aunt was picked up for dinner, on the way there, one of thier brothers played the same shit, only hissed and pretended to claw the aunt from the back seat. I think thier dad caught it and all 3 were giving a stern talking to. Looking back iam sure they dont find it funny anymore since the aunt died in 1984 :(

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Figures that the motion picture dicks would not air this trailer for a movie. Those folks need to get real with todays world.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-homemade-torpedo-slide.html
cool water slide. That one dude caught some major air and missed his mark .

http://www.break.com/index/fake-lotto-ticket-birthday-prank.html
dude thats so cruel! letting someone think they just won ten grand?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-dude-sucker-punches-buddy.html
ive offten ponderd why some ppl enjoy others hitting them in the face, my conclusion? there wacked!

http://www.break.com/index/train-runs-over-crazy-kid.html
um,, the biggerst question i have is,, why?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-dudes-consipracy-theory.html
i have never seen nor heard such a bullshit theory before. This dude needs some meds STAT!

http://www.break.com/index/bottle-broken-on-roommates-head.html
Could be fake if not , great shot dude, even better exit

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for halo fans this ones for you.

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turf surfing! far out dudes,,,enjoy the ride.

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great umpa lumpas,,,i guess.

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i recall this video,, not a bright move this kids made . Hope his eye is ok now.

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more turf surfing,, enjoy the ride again guys.

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pretty poneint video here but i can agree with the makers of it. Not all homeless folks are lazy drunks, trust me there are some homeless that never drank a drop in thier life.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME !!!

Notta. Seems the humans have settled into the new year ok. Gone are the pre holiday gitters and all that stuff. Also too gone are the xmas lights that were outside. That was a trip watching the humans attempt to detangle the two sets. When one was pulling on the lights the other human was pulling too. Needless to say, it ended up kind of a mess. Never mind the lite ropes came with a plastic wheel to re roll em up folks, seems the humans here decided they didint need that and played a NYMO man, rolling the rope up with there elbow and hand. Some rolls were smaller then the other rolls and well, lemme just tell ya, they lights were tossed into a plastic bag, with mutterings such as ,, ´´cheap crap´´ or the other one used ´´SOB now what´´? I dont think i like the after holiday mood that sets in for some humans !

Other then the light show, the humans took new pics of us, as you can see from the photo. And yes i gotten fat, but yanno with my age, i think iam entitled to be a little puck . Sure when i run , all my glommy gut swings from side to side, sure i snore too and yes i eat constantly, but the humans figure being how 95% of the time after i eat, i barf it up, that i might be a suffering from a hair ball and give me some paste stuff to lick. But they have to understand that when i do get sick,, 99% of the time , murphys right there eating it ! :) hey,, dont be grossed out, thats what cats and dogs do! Actually cats dont do some of the things a dog does. Like say for instance,, we dont sniff out some fresh dog pile and eat it!

But ask a dog owner how many times the dog got into the cat box and brought out a, granola bar and had litter (among other things) stuck to thier wet noses??!!
To each thier own folks, yanno? Ok well that about wraps it up here . Hope the weekend treated you folks ok and heres hoping the week goes well for ya too.
Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world!! Mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, HEROS you gals and guys are!!!

Check for murphy this hump day folks, till then,,

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.