My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, January 30, 2008


´´Dream Dream Dream, Dreammmm´´

Folks i dreamt that the next canidate for president wasint some stuffed suit with a ego the size of (enter wording here) and didint take sides based on color. Sadly i awoke to HUMP DAY and knew i was not prepared ! Ö

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Tony Snow´s numbers in Iraq,,
http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12258 Thursday

Friday: 1 US Soldier, 55 Iraqis Killed, 4 Iraqis Wounded

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12272 Saterday

Sunday: 3 US Soldiers, 14 Iraqis Killed; 12 Iraqis Wounded

Monday: 5 US Soldiers, 17 Iraqis Killed; 15 Iraqis Wounded

Tuesday: 34 Iraqis Killed, 46 Wounded

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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/ski-jump-knee-meets-face.html
dude,, next time have some teeth guards on, or use your friends rubber mask ball gag toy.

http://www.break.com/index/broken-chair-prank-compilation.html
it was pretty funny for these dudes to get all thier vics using the old broken chair trick.

http://www.break.com/index/roid-head-loves-himself.html
um was that a ammy made sex video or this moron is really that much in love with his hard nipples and pecs?

http://www.break.com/index/baby-scared-of-fart.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awww poor little guy,, dont worry some day you can get dad back doing the same thing!

http://www.break.com/index/painful-parkour-accident.html
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH damn what a hit that was to his ribs, did this kid live? damn, thats some wacked shit .

http://www.break.com/index/painful-parkour-accident.html
no comment,, and you will see why,,,,,,,,,,,,aheeeeeem.

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-slams-into-new-car.html
think they will that out of his pay for the next few months?

http://www.break.com/index/traffic-jam-caused-by-beer-truck.html
hey! how often does it happen that a beer truck dumps most of its load in full cases packed and on a busy busy europen highway? Ummm Hmm,, now you know why ppl did the stop and snatch !

http://www.break.com/index/bird-craps-in-reporters-mouth.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! what a dumb ass this reporter was. But thanks for the laughs dude ;D

http://www.break.com/index/worst-spiderman-ever.html
Whos the idiot that booked this guy? iam sure the kids want thier tooth fairy money back!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-in-underwear-builds-potato-gun.html
my owner made one of these yrs ago. They are from nys and they didint fire it in thier drillies either. Gotta be a south thang!


http://www.break.com/index/horny-horse-attacks-wedding-carriage.html
um why yes, id always would take my NON gelding steed out for a romp and make sure it came across a philly and ruin a otherwise nice wedding party. What a asshole the dude was with the horny horse!!! Nothing says WILLLLBUR then a dry hump on downtown traffic!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-flies-40-feet-in-head-on-crash.html
Now that had to leave a scar! and whos the DF driving the car? poor bastid, hope he lived.

http://www.break.com/index/birds-landing-on-ice.html
it is funny to see ducks land on what they percieve is water but is actually a thin layer of ice. Hint, Turn down your speakers,, someone went ape shit with the FX noise´s.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441065
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now this rather funny and a great impersonation of Arnie.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441066
Stupids On ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441062
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was pretty good acutally !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441037
isint it sweet?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great place to visit too, aside from the obvious.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441056
its only a matter of time before a video game is made for this tazor shit running amuck in the world, where the idea is to not kill your sbuject but ,,well really fuck em up!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441040
Notice all the trucks keep going along with the cars, its like they were all hauling major amounts of pot and told emselfs,, KEEP DRIVING KEEP DRIVING!! untill they were safey out of the long arm of the law!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441082
THE CLASSICS!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441059
ok at 20 mins i just didint have the time to watch this,, i stopped it at about 2:30 into it. Lemme know if its any good ok? thanks :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441076
ORANGE?? ha,, yanno what we feel about those ppl!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441076
wonder if sony erricson can do this as well? not that i would enjoy it,, id like it you DL rock star and bang on the drums all day!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441047
i think she should lay off the ice or whatever shes taking. Imagine her on the road driving?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441044
that spells merry chirstmas for you non speaking spanish folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441032
dont smoke any shit and watch this clip.. sound is really ,, odd!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441039
This is so very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont believe me? try it yourself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441026
name me one MF politcian that didint carry PORK for years!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441014
stop ranting about WALMART!!!!!! damnit they gave you jobs and ,, well jobs and no lunch breaks! in some europen countrys, you GET NO LUNCH BREAKS!!! just stand in line for the gruel and ask No ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441080
so far so good!! ´´What you gotta do is lead them,, get some get some comon and get some´´!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441093
looks like he ate very well while the commander in chief!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441086
Did you dad greg appericate that ? probably not dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441028
wonder when two cowboys one mare will debuet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441038
why indeed, has the population resulted into shit??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441033
was that part of home land security?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441029
guess he was NOT invited? mule bitch kick.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441022
And to think that OBAMA and his crew say its NOT a RACE card with the Primary?
Remember ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441004
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! also to mention this dude has very nice piano hands and nice nails too.


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-get-rid-of-annoying-co-workers.html
for the ladies out there,, now you know why this is performed ,,,,, we hope.

http://www.break.com/index/google-maps-is-evi.html
odd google skit,, love the zoom out part.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-solar-powered-usb-charger.html
good to know if the light company shuts off your power ,,i am sure this can help run the ipod /xbox 360 and other must haves inside the home.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-faceplants-jumping-ditch.html
um this might be fake,, take a look at it in breaks famous replay slow mo, and you can see he hit his face on his arm, not the holes edge,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-young-organ-player-rocks-out.html
AWESOME KID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh some one give her own band,, damn this is great!!!

http://www.break.com/index/lost-monster-finally-revealed.html
for a few shits and giggles,, why not?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442221
GREAT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442107
UM;,, wtf was that we just watched? if that was my guest i would have shoved his face inside the cat box, before the clumps and poop piles were removed!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442216
so young and so ,, stupid. I bet he fails his next COUGH test,, dont worry dude the army will still take you for the Iraq war, missing nuts and all!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442187
another WTF are we watching this for? some car theif cant get the job done?? but WAIT! at the end he soon finds out its a bait car,, and does a nice job of park and run.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442193
Now this is something my owners will try, among other things they have viewed. Looks cool and no they wont use a wooden table either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442184
was the DLF aware that he can singe his lungs doing this and thus, die from it? what a DLF!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442167
Ill save you the trouble its a fucking crazy bitch on a kids show ffs and they speak spanish!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442173
unless this house stood at the some remote fab beach resort, why would anyone pay that amount of money? its like buying a trailer home and setting it up in marthas vinyard.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442158
he could be the next ROBIN WILLAMS and his stand up routine regarding hairy arms and legs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442161
Ever notice how the same ´´fat kid that eats it´´ only shows the stunt but not the outcome? posers,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442148
that was pretty cool , but the comments made from some asshole about wearing helmets is really stupid. Dude,, maybe you should have worn one , before you posted your comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442150
Should have used some aluminium siding,, better weeeeeeeeeee time less bumps

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442144
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442149
Is that LOUIE ANDERSON´S KID?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442145
great tune,, kinda crappy story line,, iono make up your own mind.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442125
remember going into walmarts or toys R us store and just going balistic on the toys they had? my owner recalls a race in the toy section that involed a big wheels and a toy motor bike , they went round and round inside the store, pushing a 20 yr old and another pushing a 34 yr old on bikes and things made for kids, my owner won, based on the last turn as the challenger lost a wheel coming out of aisle 3 ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442117
Son,,take a hint, Some of us,, just hate you ok dillweed!!!


http://www.break.com/index/hot-dentist-cleavage-prank.html
hey at least these men showed control,, no one popped a boner!

http://www.break.com/index/another-roid-freak-loves-himself.html
ok, if you got a creepy feeling watching this moron, your not alone. Ughhh!

http://www.break.com/index/planet-freaking-earth.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok it does have bad moments where wild animals kill another, close your eyes on those parts, but the rest is overall funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442767
they should have left his ass back at the parking lot,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442754
the new fad for some,, i think most are mocking the original asshole .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442752
sure hope he is not a member of the NRA,, if so dude drop your membership, please.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442744
WOW is this a real commerical in the states? AND not one complaint ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442741
no comment,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442746
somewhere in the E.U. a young man made this video, thinking its hot. Some where after i post this on my blog, others around the globe will think its not!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442749
its a wonder he didint toss his lunch on the way down.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442743
future beastality abuser,, for sure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442745
maybe thats the water boarding bush ment?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442738
wow,, is that not a great ´´wish i was there ´´ video? instead of cold ,wind and rain,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442733
oh comon,, you got the job because of your breast!!!! Ö

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442731
London,, new years ,, 2008. i kinda felt sick after watching this, really bad camera man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442728
there will be no off spring for kenny it seems.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442727
bet he now has dry brain,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442724
sometimes there are folks who sadly must depart this world, some depart it with the old saying going out with a bang!! This video is way cool.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442725
why ON LINE gaming sucks! its become a place for morons and nut cases.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442720
WT,,,,,,,?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442719
No comment.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and,,,co.!!!!

Not much going on here folks. I mean there is alot of hoopla going on back in NYS but my owners are trying to stay out of it and just chill and relax. They really refuse to see 2008 become another nail biter bitch fest yanno?

Other then the above, seems its the same. Cain and I, will have another birthday this may, we turn 8 years old,, roughly 42 in cat years. Iam not really looking forward to getting old. Old age to me as a cat means less time ruining a nice leather couch with my nails as my nails just might come off with age! Or having to take a leak and notice a never ending trickel that just wont stop. Being how i have no more nads, iam really not wondering what it might be yanno? Should this happen i mean. And older means wiser, HA! right,, it means in my book that older means i have more rights to bitch and complian about life , ppl and other cats ! Cain on the other hand enjoys the fact that he can eat and eat lately without barfing, i enjoy that too and iam sure my owners.

lemme see what else is going on,, Oh yeah, after two years of the house next door to mine, being vacant cause the owner had a meltdown and isint coming back home( She went nuts, literaly ) Seems that there are some folks that are fixing the place up next door and doing alot of hammering. Now i dont mind it, but not at 7:00 am in the morning, nor do i really care for the rotor rutor man coming down to clean the pipes which virbate into my home. But what can ya expect from a house that was left unattended for 2 years? id really hate to see the inside of the fridge or drink the tap water there. ! So hopefully the new neighbors are cool, pet friendly and wont my owners jaming out on the drum set or the gtr and having a jam fest! ok

Iam afraid thats it for this HUMP DAY!! Take care folks and thanks for stopping on down and visiting this blog,, or not! Dont forget come march the eagles come back from washington state, kent? so please have your eyes peeled for it as we try to bring you the same great pics from last year! Look for cain this weekend folks, till then have a good week and even better weekend.

WORDS OF WISDOM
“It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.”

Samuel Jones Tillden

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CIAO!!!

MvB

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