we forgot the weekend edition due to carnival here in Germany! SUE us later till then have a look at the war count in Irag and of course those wacked videos from all over the world! Oh did i say carnival? I actually ment the super bowl!!! YEAH NY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Tony Snows ´´Numbers´´,Friday: 85 Iraqis Killed, 175 Wounded,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12304 <- saterdays),Sunday: 2 US Soldiers, 21 Iraqis Killed; 10 Iraqis Wounded,,,Monday: 33 Iraqis Killed, 22 Wounded,,,Tuesday: 83 Iraqis Killed, 7 Wounded; Mass Grave Found ,,,
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This weeks ass medal are awarded to the below based on merit and effort as well!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50a_1202167149
what great parents these two are,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-kid-does-pull-ups-off-crane.html
ok at first i didint think to add this , but thinking again i decided to show ppl just how fucking stupid ppl can be. Take jr here,, nothing better to do then climb a crane at some construction sight and do a few pull ups off of it. Let me ask JR how he would feel if he fell and his parents only had this last moment of his life? all that labor pains for a moron???

http://www.break.com/index/hot-asian-girls-beat-up-white-guy2.html
UM,, ok if this really happend can anyone blame the chinese dude?

http://www.break.com/index/politically-incorrect-sign.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great road side sign,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amp-energy-drink.html
look another drink for britney spears and amy winehouse to chug back!!!

http://www.break.com/index/will-ferrel-bud-light-commercial.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! great commerical,

http://www.break.com/index/tmobile-charles-barkley-dwane-wade.html
t mobile, only as good as the paper the contract is made up with. Warning, avoid t mobile as your cell phone carrier. Crappy tower reception in some more secluded areas.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=446660
i really could make a comment about suicide bombers witht this one,,, but i wont ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=446646
At least with this game ppl are getting off thier fat asses now a days.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=317_1201672237
cool mini guns collection. no comment about the song though.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d3_1201891928
Flocke sees herself and yawns!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d6_1201690533
accidents and why it sucks to be the one behind em,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c17_1202163069
now thats some scary ass shit,, oh and cool beans for her resucers too !

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b52_1202162631
found this to be funny based on ther lingo and accent when they spy the truck in thier way.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f1_1202162504
then and now,,,,Iraq.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=865_1202162302
cute, she starts off real fast like on the double bass and does some fill ins, sadly you can hear the patter of little feet slowly die down.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c1_1185074225
cute, is that alex van halens son??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98c_1195599836
No comment,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=295_1202165414
when the going gets tough, the tough get going,?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef7_1202137249
the times we live in,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b98_1202094331
id say this cements this case and hes guilty. Or really a sick fuck looking for more attention

http://www.break.com/index/soldier-catches-football-with-face.html
touchdown!!!!!!!!! sorry about your face bro,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445529
only reason why i post this is because this ´´male´´ is from my owners home town area. Plus the operator is funny as hell. I think he did it on purpose ,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445528
dude, you brought a rock star drum set, not a fucking rolands t-20 ok? stop with the bitching about it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445520
NOW ALL PARENTS! is this kid yous? playing in a cementary?jumping off head stones? wtf,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445523
fun with blood sugar testing,, dude your such ,,,,,,,,,well one of my owners reacted the same when they got stabbed with the Blood sugar pen too.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445526
um dude,, maybe you ppl shouldint go out early in the morning or late in the afternoon, while drunk or otherwise incompasitated!!??

http://www.break.com/index/200-people-freeze-in-grand-central.html
STOP AND POSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445546
OK it was pretty cool to see this marble machine. But dude,, easy on the sirens ok?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445542
attention all dick heads,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445460
pussy and water,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445472
she will hate you for the rest of your life dad!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445465
i think the dude in the yellow pollo shirt gave this asshole the sign to go ahead and shoot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445459
MMAF!!!!!!!!! if you have been following , then you know why its funny,,if not,, sucks to be you!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445453
FUNNY how chris dick head takes his crap to the UK and then acts all bad ass when another magician, call him on his own shit!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445448
some say its fake,, but given puttins control over russia,, shit this may just be the real thing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445447
EDDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445442
all i seeing is a new machine gun that fires 44 calibur shells and no grenades,,,,?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445441
listen to that sound,, between full automatic and and then back again,, ahh its a nice sound !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445438
awwwwwwww some poor sports fan sings how its gay because thier team didint finish.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=445436
fake!!!!!!!!! been there and done that if he was really passed out , his reaction time will be slower once he hit the water, let alone would have woken up as they move em. Great attempt guys but no cigar for you!

http://www.break.com/index/shes-screwing-matt-damon.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this so cool who would have thought Matt Damon would have a sence of humor?

http://www.break.com/index/tazing-chewbacca.html
its not funny as he did sign up for this training but he does sound like chewie folks!

http://www.break.com/index/crank-dat-curry-sauce.html
i hate curry no matter how its served, however this video made me laugh actually.

http://www.break.com/index/chris-berman-loses-his-cool.html
football,, american sports etc and check out this asshole using the lords name in vain! way to go loser, maybe you can do a show without swearing the using the lords name in vain?

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-jump-fails-off-dumpster1.html
just to make sure you didint hear him the first time let me collaborate ok´? ´´ I FELL IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER´´!

http://www.break.com/index/bird-craps-on-kids-head.html
how some parents freak out and gag over bird poop on a small child,, geeze, you could have at least not gagged and helped the poor little bugger , yanno with a tissue or handkerchief?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-breaks-nose-following-alley-oop.html
Thats why being a leader is most important and not chasing the ball when its thier turn. ? ahh scew it,,

http://www.break.com/index/flying-kick-to-the-head.html
no comment,,

http://www.break.com/index/cat-loves-having-back-scratched.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! yeppers some cats do make odd noise when thier back is scratched. cute kitty too !

http://www.break.com/index/ufo-lands-on-guys-desk.html
Very nice , but i wont trade my sony ericsson for any other cell phone out there!

http://www.break.com/index/fun-with-taser-guns.html
nice but how come some police officers dont take this and use it when having to taser some one?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443462 part one
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443463 part two
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443465 part three and i think these sorry ass MF were eating some major shroons to! dont watch this if your stoned ,, for your familys saftey.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443459
we have been there and saw this but i guess some ppl think its new and well its a repost, still funny .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443452
MMAF!!!! dont take the whopper away!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443447
if you have the time (almost 20 mins) then make sure you have the beer to watch this !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443474
Might be alittle to much hillbilly herion?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443441
dudes should have shoved the joust into the others front tire spokes! but still this video is worthy because its something one of my owners used to do as a youngster, of course beer made it more fun ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443439
HURRY AND CALL NOW!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443444
Even world wide the term ´´nutshot´´ is fully understood!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443442
jack russles are soooo cool to have as a pet, check out this video of one,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443435
looks like a old santana or jefferson airplane video,, groovy .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443433
um,,,wait,,,,is this a real show from the states??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443429
where the frigg are the parents? i mean what type of person watches a toddler slip and fall over and over again? Asswipes iam thinking.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443421
wouldint surprise me one bit if it was true. Why not, hell George W Bush was a coke head.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443427
nipples and those that seem to be not weaned from them.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443412
good! time enough with these crazy ass snappers bothering folks who are ? normal but just happen to be a cable star. Tony should have grabbed em by his balls and squeezed real hard.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443381
glad my owners come from places where its mostly ski country! hope this dude gets his full vision back in his eye.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443411
two tons of fun slipps of table and ruins the whole taping idea.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443376
is david a retard? or just a moron that thinks its cool to taunt his mother with a scorpian?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443321
love busta´´s shirt,, for the new pepsi, think ill pass on that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443318
maybe the over paid soccer stars will see this video and realize that some day , one of these dudes will take your spot on the team and really play for the love of the sport and not for money?!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443316
ADULT VIEWERS ONLY!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443310
Anyone else got into seizures after watching this video? oh and another thing, WHO CARES?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443308
ATTENTION PARENTS! IS THIS CJ, KID YOURS? if so , please watch this with pride and utter horror as he ruins the ´´habitat´´ with his own waste. CJ your cousin put you in the net!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443309
cool, makes me wish the price of a wii will come down soon.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443305
id really pay mad money to see paul sr from american chopper, kick this asswipes ass all over orange county ny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443300
um,, um, what did i just watch? and why? umm what?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443302
Stop bitching about 4 bucks a gallon for gas, here in europe its over seven american dollars for reg gas!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443287
MMAF!!!!!!!!! love this old timers way of staying in line with the jones.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443297
maybe this hamsters owner should be tied to a ferris wheel at full speed, they might appreicate the hamsters dislike of the wheel effect?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443289
man, you cannot get me in one feet of water with these sharks lingering like jackals.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443347
Well no one can say they were not in the christmas spirit .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443359
rug burns hurt,, ask my owners,, wait,, never mind dont ask em!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443353
i swear my owners coffee table moved abit while watching this video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443350
why wearing a helmet even in the mid east is a good idea for motorbikes.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443345
dammit! i know that tune too but for the 9 lives of me i cant remember the name!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443333
is that fred durst singing after his boyfriend kicked em in the nuts?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443328
mini crotch rockets on a real dirt bike track, its 5 mins of passing time ,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443331
why colitis isint funny, even in the class room! ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443329
Now that is some thing id want to try out. Only thing is wheres the control throttle and control stick?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443330
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! my oh my did her son ever get on the bad side of her. I felt sorry (alittle) for the brat.

http://www.break.com/index/germs-and-you-psa2.html
MMAF!!! folks in the mid 30s and early 40s would get this school movie about germs!

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-hits-deer.html
Rally car encounters a deer (Warning, not for nature lovers )

http://www.break.com/index/original-curb-stomper-is-back.html
is this some form of manhood passage?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-very-close-call.html
another rally car, this time its almost hit pedestrian.

http://www.break.com/index/feigning-interest-on-a-date.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATURE ONLY!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443371
MMAF!!! clone be loving himself somthing silly.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443361
kind of makes one wish for the real tonka truck days where metal was used!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443368
who said old ppl arent fun to be around and always talk about the old days?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=443360
so damn cute,, yet so dangerous as a adult.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.,,,,,,

Nothing really new around here. OK Well my owners watched thé super bowl and being how ´´wasderface ´´ is from NYS they were pretty happy at 4.00 oclock in the am, as the giants scored a touch down in the last mins of the game. I think perhaps the whole neighborhood heard it too, sorry neighbors. So that was a nice way to slip into ROSE MONDAY!

Thats the time of year when germany has carvial day. The owners went to a inlaws house and watched the vast parades on the tube. It was fun and seemed like the humans enjoyed themselfs. Other then that nothing really new here. Its febuary and my winter fur is falling out! My owners think its because of the screwy weather we are having, one day it snows next day its warm and balmy. So after spending one hour with each cat brushing and brushing and sneezing too i might ad! But they finished and looks like weekends are now the offical brushing day here.

Ok folks thats about it from here in germany. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog or not.Take care folks and HappyHump day to ya too. Look for cain this weekend , pretty sure he has some funny things to share with you.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,

“When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.”
Thomas Jefferson

CIAO!!!!

MvB.