My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, February 20, 2008


HUMP DAY!!!!!!! are we all dragging our sorry ass to friday?

Greetings folks, and for first time ppl here,, welcome. For the ones that come back ?? at random, ya know the drill. As my brother Cain stated on his weekend edition there will be no more news via this blog. Because even the so called real news is still somehow making it hard to the truth to come out. Its like the Smoking Gun VS Drudge Report. If you look for the truth you will find it.

ok lets just get this damn thing going all ready. Nothing new here to tell ya folks about. So with that,, lets us present to you, the many numbers of Tony Snow and his boss´s as well.


Tony snow and his hauting numbers,Sunday: 2 US Soldiers, 24 Iraqis Killed; 22 Iraqis Wounded,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12383 monday,,Tuesday: 40 Iraqis Killed, 62 Wounded.
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The Insanity of the Internet! enjoy folks :)
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa4_1203448292
i think 50 is probably right, and thats a first intell to ever come from his mouth.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1203435621
still throwing flowers at our feets and being greeted as liberators??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b2_1203429160
is BUSH a retard?? He blames to many houses, being built? dont forget this moron completed yale as a bizz major.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86b_1203402076
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! easy easy thats a old pooch your,, driving err walking.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c5_1203395091
i thank the owners that they didint show the acutal kill.as a brown bear kills a calf moose in thier drive way. i just hope that bear isint getting the idea that those ppls driveway is a constant place for food. Be carefull folks and thanks for this great clip too!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=95b_1179992040
wow!!!!!!! and iam not really a fan of what happens in the wild either but this momma mt lion did alright by her young ones.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8f_1203399552
DONT PISS OFF A IRISHMAN!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=57b_1203400818
can you really blame these guys? and yes they said DUDE! so if the retarded cop is watching this , the one that threw down a kid and took his skateboard, i pray your sorry ass isint facing one of these guys over in iraq,........DUDE!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ee_1202686384
the heshe speaks,, err what ever mizz adam apple is!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d3_1203410343
49 years Cuba was castrated err castro power now the old fart has to retire and his lil bro raul is getting the job. Lets hope raul can spin the country around because one of my owners is a american and they really want to smoke a fat havanna!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=010_1203467347
Might be part of that 200 billion dollar satelite that is in the process of being shot down via the USA navy.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e7_1203467110
part of our family,, that didint develope the legs and arms and lungs and didint suck the bottom of the pond? yes we all came from some little critter living in water. After all the human body is made oup of 70% water!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=69a_1203453905
MORE metor hits,, gee whats the offical goverments statement?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e11_1203410518
imagine living there,, your damned if you do and damned if you dont!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df7_1199476799
try the mass pike,, there they really get pissy!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd2_1203468694
yanno whats ironic? is that when STING from the former police band made a tune back in 2000 and used a man singing in arbic ppl bought the cd like mad!!!!!!!!! Now suddenly its a annoying voice? dude, its called a call to prayer! IS the USA that stupid?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/03/AR2008010304434.html?hpid=topnews
had enough yet? of the lies the cheating fucks making money off of death be it your man inside the wire or anothers. And this is what your tax dollars go for? murder? rape? and cover up after cover up. That solider was someones daughter, someones mom some ones friend some ones love.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83a_1203413041
um smaller bites next time mom, my new teeth are soft and my wee mouth not that big either.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42b_1203461883
not such a smart idea. Fire rises, hence why fire loves air! So when dousing one self with a propellant , wouldint common sence dictate? not that close to the mouth and nose?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455951
now thats some wicked bad roll overs during rally races!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455947
How the hell did he /she do that? pretty neat folks. and a nice tune as well!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455940
My owners well one of em saw a BMX bike break in two. where the frame is welded into the fork? of course they ´pointed out that the BMX was being used to run down a very steep hill a farmer used to bale hay every year.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455937
the facination the human mind has when giving toys to make themselfs look ugly and nuts!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455942
Is the Carrot Top look back again? if so ok, if not,, then these two guys need to get a hair cut.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455939
hey at this age what were you singing? or even talking? sure as hell wasint the beatles either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455935
its a crime these nice cars were destroyed by some moron who couldint drive for shit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455928
hate to say it but that game sounds alot like sonys DTS express. so much for silent drumming.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455927
50 CENT dissing the Obama? yep,,


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455989
MMAF!!!!!!!!! the look that poor old man had was priceless!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455960
DUDE your gtr playing is excellent. work on the voice later on, any chick would be impressed with the effort!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455973
Not a nice feeling knowing most humans use these things in a very close proximity to thier brains!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455968
dude,, wtf is up with that beard? either shave it or let it grow at a normal way. oh and wash your hair once in awhile too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455965
one can suppose that it is a rather cheap gift for a childs present. However, how can one change the batteries ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455967
He does bring up a legit point,, how would one pull a pussy??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455969
check out the dude in the blue shirt after the accident, he jumps away from the door thinking hes going to be ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455943
No matter how hard the new up and coming drummers try,they will never be Neil Pert. !!!


http://www.break.com/index/karate-teacher-breaks-hand-on-cinder-block.html
pretty cool slow mo showing a karate chop to cement block. Would have been cool if he was aiming for some punks face, no?

http://www.break.com/index/skater-breaks-fall-with-his-face.html
too much wiggle on that board. but at least he made it almost down the street. Cool trick dude, sorry about your face.

http://www.break.com/index/the-ultimate-rubber-band-gun1.html
cool idea to build a rubber band gun, but the video is a tad bit to long. Maybe not so for some, so enjoy.

http://www.break.com/index/prank-on-parents-goes-bad.html
ok,, so old folks have sex,, its no myth to that. But iam sure old folks probably dont wish to become a porn star for the elderly either. Great job mikey at making your dad show us his ass. UGH!!

http://www.break.com/index/power-bomb-off-truck-goes-wrong1.html
red neck arobics? beat the hell out if me folks.

http://www.break.com/index/drink-machine-attacks-woman.html
Hmm i smell a major lawsuit coming to that eatery soon. A defect soda machine and slipping on the floor? = $$$$

http://www.break.com/index/horse-kicks-kid.html
David,, now didint your dad tell you how many times now to NOT stand behind the horse? one shin kick later , and davey understands why daddy told him NO!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=456002
i think he really should not quit his day job or night job either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=456018
fake!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=456016
Would have been more funnier if they kept the taping it ,,20 seconds, what a clip tease!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=456009
sleep walking? um ok,more like waking up still drunk,,,good blankie give away though.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455439
very odd yet i find myself drawn to this?? movie about condiments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455436
bet he ate his spinach as a kid!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455424
I Didint watch the end,, lemme know if its any good.


http://www.break.com/index/guy-faints-outside-of-building.html
so much for cameras installed to also come to a persons assistance!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455475
Great punked stunt.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455472
this gives my owners a idea to trash a rc police car with a two flipper 4x4 rc truck.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455474
go KIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! glad to see kimbo take down another fool.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455468
least grandpa has a sence of humor,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455460
can someone tell me wtf beat that drummer was attempting to do ? i mean the band sucks enough but to have a drummer who,, sounds like shit is really bad!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455446
i really hope he was moving out , listen to the auntie bitching about some noise.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455448
hmmm fighting midgets seems to be a fav pass time there,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=455445
wow,, wonder whats in the water there to have all those happy ppl?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ME,,, and those tolerated that MUST live here ,,

Nothing! seems things here are going ok,, nothing to bitch about or complaine. I mean i could invent a few if needed but why? The humans are doing allright the futures so bright, they have to wear shades!

This past weekend and so far today Germany well in my part that is, has had spring like temp during the day. However at night the big chill sets in and i mean its cold. Nipply cold and ´´the spolier´´ has to have a window open slightly, when they sleep. This cause the other human ´´wasderface ´´ to get out the ´´open window bed gear. It consists of a extra pair of PJs and a two large pullovers made from fake fleece and extra socks as well. There they lay like two lazy coconuts. One sleeping like a babe, the other snoring and waking up cold and stealing more blankets !

Cain has gotten fatter, and i myself have been checking out the mirror here and notice iam getting pretty plump wise. My winter hair fell out and now my ´´is it spring yet´´ appitite is there as well. The humans found out that i like sour kraut,, a great deal too i may add.

However,,after eating a few snips here and there,,the humans didint care for the gas my kittly belly produced! Lemme just say its a good thing they have FEBREEZ and GLAD ocean fresh during those moments. ahem. Speaking of shit,, is it me or are some ppl just getting sick and tired of the MSN dills spewing the hillary and obama crap? its getting to the point where both my owners really are having second thoughts about voting for any one of them. GROW UP OBAMA AND HILLARY.. we really dont to hear your personaly bitch fest THIS job was ABOUT THE PPL!! REMEMBER THAT?? and that includes things as ´´looking for change´´ etc. just STFU already and deliver the goods. Funny thing is,,Obama cant and mr. clinton the second,,can. So basicaly its a screw over not matter how many times OPRAHS fat ass is seen.

Take care folks and remember this,, WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Garbage in, garbage out.
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Here today, gone tomorrow.
Hodie adsit, cras absit.
Seen one, seem them all.
Uno viso, omnia visa sunt.
What goes around, comes around

CIAO!!!!

MvB!!

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