My View From The Litter Box!

WE ´ RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
ya can read all about all the way down to the bottom too!

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Tony Snows former numbers in iraq since tony will step down,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11535 Saturday: 23 Iraqis Killed, 17 Wounded,Sunday: 59 Iraqis Killed; 36 Iraqis Wounded .

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Massive Morons doing video maddness?!?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/134-gigapixel-camera.html
i gotta get me one of these for my nosy neighbors !

http://www.break.com/index/minimoto-bike-faceplant.html
might be a repost but that was funny,,

http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-nose-dives-into-lake.html
well that sure as hell wasint TC from magnum P.I. !!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-aggrevate-this-little-girl.html
shes gonna be going places in her life, i just know it!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=360323
dave you suck dude!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=360313
look a BLOOPER found here.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=360298
WACKED BITCH alert!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=894_1188599599
wow thats close, if not closer then the first one .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d1_1188676592
nice siblings. man what a world some kids live in.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=192_1188675074
well......it makes one think no dosint it?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0ed_1188686445
i knew why i didint like this ass in the wonder years.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb9_1188681868
poor dogs.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a43_1188593975
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc4_1188672305
horrible!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=587_1188644991
um, hes holding his sniper rifle and someone plays a game? not cool .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a9_1188625889
just how bad was Katrina? check this video out folks. it was damn bad!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5be_1188622726
action from some crazy yanks,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f2_1188615914
I dont think this won any beauty award highway trophy !! damn.

http://www.break.com/index/hurricane-dean-owns-spectators.html
hope that camera he had was water proof! EDIOT!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-faceplants-on-dirt-jump.html
A helmet might have prevented this kid from eating a mouthfull of dirt. no?

http://www.break.com/index/jelly-fish-invade-lake.html
regardless or not, i still wouldint want to swim in this body of water! Icky.

http://www.break.com/index/seagull-grab.html
betcha that sea gull wont fall for the old dorito trick again.

http://www.break.com/index/top-that.html
omg, this so sucks! about the only thing cool about it is the boom box!

http://www.break.com/index/piss-cup-wake-wake-up-backfires.html
FINALY! a moron gets the beat down for dumping bodily fluids on another and thinking its funny!

http://www.break.com/index/maze-scare-pranks-terrifies-little-girl.html
MMAF!!!!! poor kid,, but still kinda funny , no?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-blows-off-firecracker-in-teeth.html
too bad he didint have a beard or something ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/mascot-nut-smash.html
some one bring a large bag of ice , STAT!

http://www.break.com/index/bridge-jump-belly-flop.html
Now that had to sting. Wonder is he had to poop really bad afterwards?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY ,,,,and CO!

Seems we are back home with the spoiler and wasderface. After spending 3weeks away from em too. Gotta tell ya folks, my first night at J&A I saw cains face sliding off from the drugs the humans gave us. Yes i will be the first to admitt it, but us cats just do not like the pet carrier thing. So the only way ya gonna get us inside that is if you taint our liverwurst. So we got there late, about 11:00pm and being drugged and still pissed off that my owners were dumping me, i didint leave my pet carrier even after it was opened.

Cain however did and took two steps running befour he fell from his tainted liver wurst. Man were us cats stoned. Cain looked at me, i , at him and broke out into a case of the stoned giggles. The new human cat sitters were nice. though the one dude had a deep voice and reminded me of count dracula. i didint like em at first. I think the first week we were there, we spent it in hiding or slinking out from underneath furniture late at night when the ´´nannys ´´ were sleeping. I think after the second week, i was resigned to the fact that the spoiler and wasderface just werent going to come back for us anytime soon. So i made the best out of a crappy situation and shoozled with Jeneene for a while on the couch. This made her day! She never had a cat, just dogs. Iam telling ya folks i had her wrapped around my paw!. I meowed , she came and answerd. Hell , cain and i even got some treats too. I guess she wasint told of the begging thing we do and well i might add!

The third week, the owners call and i can hear the spoiler on the phone. I dont remember it all but J&A said i drooled over the phone when they let me meow to it. kinda icky i guess, but they didint mind. But i guess, it was good. Cain lost massive weight the 3 weeks he was there. No more fat face. he actualy has a rib cage now! I myself lost some weight too but nothing drastic. So yesterday we were picked up from J&A place, drugged again, and put inside out pet carriers.

Sure it was a long drive, but when the humans had the radio playing, that phenobarb, worked its wonders. I felt as if i was flying in a space ship and cain was my co-pilot! We finaly arrived home at about 7 00pm and as soon as i saw the place, i rememberd that yeppers, this was my home :)

As soon as they let me and cain out from the pet carriers we both took off up stairs. We were abit shy for a few hours, but that wore off after we saw that things were back to normal. At bed time, it was like clock work. I followed the spoiler to bed, and cain charged ahead to make sure he was there before wasderface. We all slept good and in the morning, when we woke, and saw the humans, mouths open wide, sucking in air untill the ceiling almost collapsed, it was there and then that i knew,, we were home :) !!! Even the snorning didint bother me . I meowed and watched the humans . One even rolled over and did the dry teeth lick thing too.

Today was even better. Things are back to normal. I chased cain and cornerd him hehehe, but was told MURPH! ok i stopped, it might be to early to start my ,i own this place routine. As for the humans, whoa! one week in NYS and they are tanned now! before that they were mostly ghostly. Ones doing ok , the other wasderface, sometimes goes outside on the balcony alone and smokes . I think they are sad cause thier dad died not that long along. Ill give em 6 months. If they cant,get back to thier usualy smile city ways,, then ill have to use my cat intellect and make em,smile ;)
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So thats about here from MY VIEW FROM THE LITTER BOX! its good to be back home folks! And danke J&A for doing a kickass job of taking care of cain and myself too. CHEERS GUYS!!
Talk to ya folks come tomorow, or rather cain will. Take care and all that jazz and remember to let the cat in before going to bed? Danke!
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REGARDS.

Murphy and Cain.