My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Tuesday, March 18, 2008


Arent you glad you hung on to your gold?
Greetings again from this blog to all those reading it. Boy what a mess the states are in huh? The feds are cuting rates faster then Mick jagger could cut lines ok coke during the 1970s now thats frigging fast. And now with the price of gold going thru the roof, I wonder when the price of silver is going to go batty too? Here are few links for you folks who are watching the dollars decline with sorrow http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080318/dollar.html?.v=5 and another link to see how much the price of gold went for today. http://www.kitco.com/charts/livegoldnewyork.html Oh and if your wondering if that coin above is my owners the answer is yes, along with others that were handed down via generations. And nope , they arent selling it either!

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The Numbers in Iraq,, if only the MSM would keep covering it ,,Wednesday: 4 Coalition Soldiers, 10 Iraqis Killed; 26 Iraqis Wounded,,,Thursday: 34 Iraqis Killed, 103 Wounded,,,For Friday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12523,,,Saturday: 1 US Soldier, 20 Iraqis Killed, 55 Iraqis Wounded,,,Sunday: 21 Iraqis Killed, 29 Wounded,,,Monday: 2 US Soldiers, 62 Iraqis Killed, 7 Iranians; 110 Iraqis Wounded,,,
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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-roll-cable-up-stairs.html
could be fake but if not someones out of a job and looking a large insurance settlement!

http://www.break.com/index/song-made-from-call-of-duty-gun-shot.html
Hes on to something here,,you have gtr hero and rock band now this dude went out and made war techno.

http://www.break.com/index/slow-motion-tomato-in-blender.html
for those bored and always wanted to see things being diced at slow motion, here you go.

http://www.break.com/index/skateboard-ball-launch-does-not-go-well.html
i predict this boy will be the one setting his rum shots on fire when hes 21 in college and posting it on the web.

http://www.break.com/index/air-bag-blows-off-dudes-trunk.html
um dude, i dont think the trunk was bolted to the car. If so then lets ask airbag survirors why there faces are still intact.

http://www.break.com/index/awareness-test.html
i counted right, but missed something else.

http://www.break.com/index/bowling-12-strikes-in-12-lanes.html
ok how much did he pay the person behind the pin machine?

http://www.break.com/index/wave-in-spain-takes-out-cars.html
yeppers the wind was that bad here in europe folks.

http://www.break.com/index/joe-rogan-owns-ufc-heckler.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! yeah ya really shouldint stare at spaghetiO stains bro.

http://www.break.com/index/guys-push-buddy-out-window.html
fake yeah but its going to give ppl evil ideas too!

http://www.break.com/index/head-slam-knock-out1.html
UGH!!!!!!!! excellent upper body strength to pull off this knock out.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-owned-by-sled2.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! the poor bastid,, but its funny as he hits the ground and mumbles oh geeze.


http://www.break.com/index/urban-soccer-is-a-fun-sport2.html
now who said the french arent fighters? mess with thier bikes and lookout its EYE OF THE TIGER!

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-biker-wipes-out.html
id say your hog is road kill buddy.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-attacked-after-broadcast.html
dont knwo what the fight was about, but DAMN that one cop, is A SUPER SIZE meal dude. I doubt he could chase down a purse snatcher with one leg.

http://www.break.com/index/ken-lee.html
um,, someone should have told her the right name of the song, and maybe she might have sung better.

http://www.break.com/index/stuntman-faceplants-on-failed-jump.html
KEN LEE cant jump !

http://www.break.com/index/bro-search.html
um ok ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sunday-afternoon.html
MMAF!!!!!!! this frigging guy cracks me up everytime he comes out with a new tune!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-mess-with-moose.html
ASSHOLE DAD OF THE MONTH! dude, that moose could have killed your kid! Guess you dont watch the news much and missed the clip of a old man getting stomped to death by a moose in a canadian downtown!
and you laugh? go back to the city and fight off the cockroachs.

http://www.break.com/index/human-bagpipes.html
when thier trachecha collapses and they gasp for air, will thier fellow cops help em out?

http://www.break.com/index/what-would-kimbo-do-episode-3.html
Kimbo just rocks no matter he does.


http://www.break.com/index/shamu-owns-trainer.html
member that old new england saying ´´dumb as a whale´´? guess this is not the case no?

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-champion-misses-jump.html
you just cant beat the best dude. Move to france, there they can teach you a better way to jump.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-pick-handcuffs.html
good to know if kidnapped. However gary evans hid a handlock key up his nose for ? and during a fed marshal transport from Albany ny, he got lose , kicked out the window of the transport van and jumped off a bridge. He didint hit the water ,, just the rocks next to it. Yeah,, hes dead.


http://www.break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html
MMAF!!!!!!! better then the orginal!!!

http://www.break.com/index/hey-there-kahilia.html
no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/total-recall-roid-woman-will-crush-you.html
UGH!!!!!!!!!!! iam sorry but those breast are FAKE and who would find that sexy?
this is what the websight poster said folks!this is a girl shes a amateur bodybuilder her name is colette nelson


http://www.break.com/index/playground-spring-animal-nutshot.html
looked like he had practise,, i mean his aim was on and even moved forward to make sure the nutshot was the money shot.


http://www.break.com/index/female-weightlifter-drops-bar-on-head.html
she ok, give her vodka, she walk off ouchie,, no comment she good she will win ,,,etc.

http://www.break.com/index/car-rolls-over-iraqi-hanging-out-sunroof.html
this wasint in Iraq, looks more like a very arab oil city outside of iraq. NOW with all that money, do you think he will live or ever be able to walk again? life is short numbnuts, why make it shorter?


http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-pushes-fire-button.html
oops,, think her husband will understand why she wanted the car painted white , for a little while?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-ball-balancing-dog.html
Cool dog and his balance tricks there. But id bet he would bite the mailman

http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-chicks-in-wax-museum.html
hes lucky he didint kneed or punched by one of those ladies.

http://www.break.com/index/how-a-blonde-pole-dances.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! go back to the nail salon honey,,

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-lifelike-robotic-dog.html
looked like two ninja sneaking thier way up a path at first,,,,very odd robot folks.

http://www.break.com/index/chicks-fight-before-concert.html
whas that really a fight for free entertainment? check out the cop enjoying himself as well.

http://www.break.com/index/marine-gets-knocked-out.html
bet he feels like a winner .

http://www.break.com/index/erotic-cartoonist.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! the blonde has the best expresion yet.

http://www.break.com/index/cute-dog-plays-fetch-with-himself.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great contraption for dogs that are alone. and wow is that hot dog old but running young!

http://www.break.com/index/ipecac-vomit-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you posioned me !!!!


http://www.break.com/index/stripper-bangs-head-on-pole.html
Another pole wanna be dancer,, whats in the water?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472539
now thats one lucky bastid to live thru that crash,, whoa!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472534
Think they were sober? think mom and dad will become grandparents?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472532
for shits and giggles,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472522
give alittle bit,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472528
why not,, it was kinda neat,,,,kinda

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472509
ENCORE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,not!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472508
VERY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472456
dudes,, lay off the pot, it wasint that funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472501
no comment,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472489
thats why little kids shouldint play monkey in the middle dammit!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472474
Another skater dude tries the rails and this ones probably the best mess up ever!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472465
Some are funny some are ? and others might be worth while to have on a blog etc.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472442
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472438
UGH! id rather be forced to listen to ABBA then this shit!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472417
Anyone get the impresion this could be One flew over the cockos nest the sequell?!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472458
WTF????????????????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472331
This mans insane watch it and do like the orignial poster said, go to time 3.00 min !!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472380
WARNING GROSS!!!!!!!!! deer hit by police cruiser,, its not pretty folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472403
think some one had a unbalanced load of clothes in the washer when this was made??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472346
iam guessing the nice old lady was a teacher or something but i thought it was nice to post. and nope i dont know one person here.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472545
MEATBALLS THE THIRD REMAKE?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472566
This is a funny video of a little toddler just doing what kids do best!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=472568
marshmellows anyone?

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News from the house of ME and the other ppl and cain that dwell here under my orders and other things.

Nothing new. Just chilling and watching the news with my owners, well one of em, the others asleep. St pattys day came and went without much of a bang here. Of course the past 3 weeks we have had really bad weather that moved in from england and made a mess ouf of some parts of Germany, my part included. Otherwise news wise, my owners still arent believers in everything Obama and hillary are telling the DEM voters. And i really hate the so called debates. They are asked ?? and talk around the problem. Its like just answer it already, if that were a court of law, theres no way they could jive talk thier asses around a direct question. And we all have seen that NYS has a new governor. Hes already admitted to having affairs, his wife too when they were married. Now if hillary or obama want to take his delegate and accept his endorsment fine, but i wouldint. That leaves open attacks from the Republicans about how so called family values are lacking etc. Either way folks are getting canidate fatigue and wish it would end. Just call the time of death already for either hillary or obama and select a canidate to go against MCcorpse.

One more thing before i depart here,, CHINA! after they collected over 100 thousand cats from the streets and boiled em alive to clear the streets for the summer games, now they go and stomp on Tibet and its ppl . Iam Boycotting the games this year. I wont watch one single second of the games unless china stops the shit. They lied about SARS they lied about Bird flu. The pet foods they shipped to various countries they lied about what was really inside of its ingrediants, they lied about toys painted with lead paint that were sold world wide and they are lying about the so called cleaner air inside china. China says the Dali lama is a supporter of violence,, but boy they are quick to still hate japan and its brutal treatment of the chinese during the war. Wheres the differance? You and i both know those protestors and monks wont come back after they are arrested, killed just like in the late 1980s during a uprising of the young on its great red square.

All the press were told to get out and kept out and i say the same thing will happen to the ppl in tibet and those that are protesting . Once arrested , they are as good as dead. Remember that next time you want to hit walmarts real quick and buy some toys, pet food and other things for your home.

Thats my view from the litter box this tuesday night. Thanks for stopping on down and reading this ,, or not. Talk to you soon, mabye cain can do the weekend edition again if time allows. Till then take care folks, dont beat your fish, hug your dog, make sure to let the cat in before going to bed, bury those gold coins outside in mason jars and never look a gift trojan in the mouth.

CIAO!!!!

MvB.

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