My View From The Litter Box!

You humans have to frigging kidding me!

Hi and welcome back to the view from the litter box. Boy what a week its been, and its only monday. Now news comes from the state of NY that good time boy elliot spitzer, has been found with his hands (among other things) inside that no no dont touch cookie jar! Its bad enough you folks are stuck with the 3 stooges for presidental material, MCcain, Clinton and of course Oprahs bitch Obama. Now to really make the republicans drool from lack of fresh blood, which they now have, there up and goes a demo who blew it. Litteraly in the sence of the word for a piece of ass? Is that what the american politicans are about now?

Money, who can raise the most, who can get the most and who can pretty much break laws of which they all took oaths to uphold! Ppl on blogs wish for novemeber 2008, why? Your going to be getting the same shit you recieved in 2000 only dressed in a differant color suit. I hear blue is the rage for all dems. If i was those poor bastids in the states, id wish for 2012 and speed ahead from the recession, the lack of jobs, the lack of health care and the lack of ppl having homes anymore. Sorry folks but this isint Ozz where one can click thier heels and wish for home. I hear that the canadian citzs test is harder now to pass, same with some of the europen countries as well. There is always south america,, cuba and other island nations to flee and start over!

For Elliot and his deeds, this ones for you.! Shame he now has to drag his family into his self made bed of bullshit and double talk.

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Never over looking the obvious, here are ´´Tony snows numbers´´,Monday: 79 Iraqis Killed, 105 Wounded,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 51 Iraqis Killed; 7 Iraqis Wounded,,wednesday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12466,,Thursday: 97 Iraqis Killed, 148 Wounded,,Friday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12479,,Saturday: 1 GI, 7 Iraqis Killed; 14 Iraqis Wounded; 100 Bodies Found,,sunday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12487,,monday
5 US Soldiers, 26 Iraqis Killed .

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Some of the best morons online last week, the weekend and this week. It was slim pickens folks, none the less,, enjoy!

http://www.break.com/index/motivational-posters.html
to bad these werent real posters,, half of them would grace this places music room.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-biggest-zit-popped.html
bug bite my ass, its a cyst and i really hope they washed thier hands and that crude knife before they played marcus welby!

http://www.break.com/index/really-stupid-roof-jump-stunt.html
Another reason why the cost of healt care rises,, due to dumb fucks like this one.

http://www.break.com/index/police-chase-crazy-ending.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/talking-cat-hates-waking-up.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! it had me thinking that my owners should remember this when they kick me from the bed.

http://www.break.com/index/camaro-pulls-insane-stunt-on-highway.html
long live clark grisswald and his driving skills!

http://www.break.com/index/two-x-four-prank-on-friend.html
that old foot ball trick from lucy ahh charlie?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467315
dude,, just buy a motor bike already!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467314
Um wheres the snow? whys the truck still there?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467305
beer bellies do come in handy for some fighting it seems!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467288
I dont know what was worse, the shitty game or the crappy song ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467286
part one,,, :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467284
part two,, cute!!!!!!!!!!!! even drools like moon the loon too!

http://www.break.com/index/charlie-bit-me-funny-spoof.html
um,,,,,,,,,,no comment!

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBAB67C29E478737997B952CDD6D05BEA8
UM,,,,,,,no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/mentos-boosts-your-confidence-with-ladies.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/truck-nearly-tips-on-highway.html
why yes, make sure to speed while towing another vehicle,, EEDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/grandmother-has-nerves-of-steel.html
somehow i dont think grandma really cares about jay walking rules,,,

http://www.break.com/index/tornado-caught-forming-on-tape.html
great tape of a tornado catching a driver and his gal off guard.

http://www.break.com/index/matthias-lanzinger-crash-leads-to-leg-amputation.html
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a bad break for this otherwise talented skier. Warning not for the faint of heart!

http://www.break.com/index/cricket-streaker-gets-owned.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! that should teach some streakers that no one really want to see thier lack of assests!

http://www.break.com/index/plane-crashes-into-lake.html
Wonder if there are any airbags inside that bi.plane? ouch dude!!

http://www.break.com/index/plane-loses-wing-in-mid-flight.html
yep it was a model but still pretty damn good landing via the remote dude/owner no?

http://www.break.com/index/ping-pong-ball-shoots-into-bottle.html
mr. wizard showed us this way back in the 80s using a hard boiled egg. neat huh?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-give-yourself-a-playground-nutshot.html
now why would any sane person delibertly crush thier nad sack ???

http://www.break.com/index/world-record-shortest-takeoff-and-landing-457631.html
wait,, wasint the take off plane a diff color then the landing plane???

http://www.break.com/index/punk-gets-concussion-from-fight.html
yeah id say that involuntary twitching after having ones heads slammed to the ground , is a strong indication of a brain injury. Least the dude that did it to the punk asked him if he was ok ,more then once.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465173
BEAT YOUR ASS FOR JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMAF!!!!!! sadly iam sure this has taken place too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465234
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! hilarious really!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465233
wow! So today a game console is being used in some high schools? uh huh,, my questions were answerd after viewing that,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465167
comon admitt it folks, every sunday when the paper was delivered you all fought for the funnies to find this,,, waldo dude. I think today hes part of Black Water operations .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465166
still sucks even after 365 days ago.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465164
ok i like music,, so enjoy this or fast forward it,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465161
kinda made me hungry for some buffalo wings and a few hineys!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465160
where the hell are these bobble heads sold? if you wish to donate one to my blog , please comment with further info. thanks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465153
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! when my owners came back from holland they had some imported beef jerky imported via the canada and yeppers cain and i went ape shit for it!! smart cat that orange dude was :)

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-terrified-of-freddy-mask.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! ok iam sorry but that was funny,, poor little shit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465879
all that hard work from his parents during one drunken night 21 years ago, down the drain and inside a barf bucket,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465873
tough shit bitch! Headlock or no he made you gasp for air. nut kneeing? its been around the block a few years like your fat sister has, in defending your sorry punk ass!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465830
all man boobs men must NOT post themselfs on the net.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465872
um dudes,, wtf are you all like taking acid and seeing things?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc6_1204782381
have gun will travel ,never was broadcast in this country huh?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1d5_1204801917
MMAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are quite the dumpster cars anyways.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c36_1204761964
elderly abusers really suck.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=01a_1204649141
AND THIS SCUMBAG CALLS HIMSELF A FUCKING MARINE?

http://www.break.com/index/chick-driving-4-wheeler-slams-into-semi.html
whomever gave the keys to that lady to drive a atv made a real deadly mistake, by the looks of the accident.!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=464233
´´Tastes like rubbing alcohol´´ dude any vodka tastes like shit and that means any!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465819
what a amazing young man! congrats porter.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465817
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! frigging carlin rocks every time

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465839
man, i pray that poor man survived!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465818
why the caption ´´spanish kid owned in gym class´why not kid owned ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465813
radical version of a skaters ER

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465826
to bad the camera man didint aim well with his equitment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465806
the before and after of a RC model?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465807
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah that weapon would kill alot in doom ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465795
Great acting job clay,, um you were acting right,,,,,,,,,clay?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465802
he has no patience from his own failures,, dude put down the controler and step away.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465805
what folks do for fun in london during night time?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465791
um WTF kind of crap is this? and who made this shit? damn moron, grow a brain already!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465259
that slap noise might have been the sound of beer gut meets heel of foot!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465257
at least the df didint light it on fire,, but still stupid as the dude could have drowned in super mousse

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465250
what a hell of a shot! to knock the ice goalie stick from his hands means a shot from nowhere.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465251
merlin LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! untill one of his friends get to close and burn thier eye lashes off?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465236
dude? really learn how to spell ok? Maybe its those ABS your taken(snark) that makes you stupid in the spelling of the word ´´Kicking´´ .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465241
radical shit dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465239
I Think someone was drunk when they attempted to post this video,, lotta sound no visual.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465262
dude ,, can you MOD my PS2? no shit,, leave me a comment if so ,, danke !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465247
makes me want to digg out my old N64 and ps heh

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465246
the real effect of the over achiever?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=465260
gee i wonder how Barock Obama will spin this one? or he wont even touch it?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=702_1204747295
great job from the trucker to help a jack knife not become a two lane wipe out!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff2_1204620127
WHAT BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! they send a car with Israeli license plates and suddenly a camera team films the reaction? oh and Love the horse back charge to the rescuse,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3df_1204656514
why would ppl pick on a child born with a deformation he did not pick? Hang on jason!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=87c_1191920628
where the hell is that even remotely fucking funny´? sick nazis bastards!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b35_1197552711
so STFU FOLKS AND STOP with your petty ass whining and bitching,, oh that includes the Top politcal blogs too.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/03/10/reporter-hates-anchor-anchor-hates-reporter/
can you feeeeeeeeeeeeeel the love? jeeze fox reporters really are a bunch of sour old pricks!

http://www.break.com/index/bike-burnout-goes-bad.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! um dude,, that did just happen right?

http://www.break.com/index/female-drag-race-crash.html
omg she trashed a camaro,, shame shame shame!

http://www.break.com/index/air-bag-knocks-driver-out.html
i bet the stereo system was worth more then the car.

http://www.break.com/index/horse-breaks-mans-jaw.html
why horses are really a matter of taste for a pet. kick snort and kick some more.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-sit-with-style.html
that will impress the imates at rikers when hes there as a resident in 10 yrs tops!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-japanese-cockroach-commercial.html
i take Japan off the my list of countries to visit if they have cockroaches thes size of hamsters.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467932
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the accent.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467946
flipper,, f,,,,,ers?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=467934
MMAF!!!!!!!! great 24 comparison, both dudes drink like fish!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and ,, co.

MORE bad weather. Yes seems like for the second time in two weeks another bad storm front which is currently kicking england and wales arrs is now making it miserable outside today and tonight for folks in germany. Check the weather or better yet www.wetter.de

there you can see just how much wind and damage thats making it a bummer night here. The humans well one of them freak out when the house shakes and creaks and the windows breathe in and out . Its all supposed to do that , otherwise something would snap, break or bend to far and we would all have to spend the night in some hotel. I hope our friends in england , wales and other parts of europe are ok and have taken measures to insure thier saftey!

Other then that , not alot to tell you folks. Same old same here and after watching the news with my owners about the shit going on in the states with the 3 choices folks have to vote for president or pick one to run for thier party, I sure as hell wont bitch anymore!

Pathetic!!!!!!!!! They pick a war pig, a person with no expericance and a person with the name and the money to run. What ever happend to intergrity? oh wait, that too was drowned along with the gulf coast . Had enough yet folks? for some the answer is no, and they wont have had enough untill thier canidate gets the nod and then they will be happy happy joy joy. Be sure the cats and ppl here in europe will be laughing our asses off come january 22 2009. The first day of a new president of the former top leading country in jobs, health, bizz, etc.

You break it you buy it chump!

So chew on that for awhile , take your time , for some it can be a great ordeal. Till then take care and remember to let the cat in before going to bed,, danke! Oh and thanks too for visiting this blog. Enjoy the week, hug your kids, dont beat your fish and its 3:00 am , do you know where your wife is?

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.