The Euro Cup 2008 Weekend Edition. Filling in for cain, its Me, Murphy! Well what can I say? Aside then CONGRATS SPAIN!!!! The game was pretty much laid out after the first ten mins as germany just dropped thier guard and balls. Speaking of Klose got a case of blue balls after taking a foot to the nads and Ballack recieved a nice blue moon in his eye. Over all id have to say Spain out played germany. With a 1-0 win, it wasint a slaughter but just better ball control and overall better team . Congrats to the fans that didint turn ape shit and start fights and to both teams for the great game they played. Hey sloppy seconds isint too bad yanno! Ok lets do this blog,,,,
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The weekly numbers in Iraq,,,


Monday: 1 US Soldier, 17 Iraqis Killed; 43 Iraqis Wounded,,Tuesday: 4 Americans, 15 Iraqis Killed; 15 Iraqis Wounded,,Wednesday: 3 US Soldiers, 13 Iraqis Killed; 19 Iraqis Wounded,,Thursday: 3 US Marines, 48 Iraqis Killed; 114 Iraqis Wounded,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13057 Friday.,,Saturday: 1 Azeri Soldier, 41 Iraqis Killed; 2 Iraqis Wounded,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13065 Sunday.
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Nutty shit on the net!?!?




http://www.break.com/break-originals/record-breakers-lobster-wrestling.html
Um,,,,,,,,,,,ok then.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527211
dude has no sence of humor. like his haircut ,hes just lame and boring.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527201
why cant all mechanics be this honest?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527206
what kind of a dipshit throws a rock at a persons head ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527199
didint ppls dads show thier kids how to change the oil in a car?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527194
id really hate to have to open that tank up on a hot summer day to fill it up!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527192
I still think this guy is nothing more then a singing wrestler,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=526860
MMAF!! now this cat can box!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527230
had to have been those damn japanese bizz men .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527226
odd but funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527223
I bet all of you 1000 euro that this morón is certifiable nuts and didint take ´his meds! Can we punch em after?


http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-owned-by-swing.html
awww poor little girl. Was that her big brother looking pissed at the swinger? run kid run!

http://www.break.com/index/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly.html
maybe john should have stayed with a automatic bike for his first atempt. MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/escalator-spin-fail.html
weeeee,, how ,, stupid.

http://www.break.com/index/bold-sales-proposal.html
there is no word for blow job in germany? i asked and nope there isint, other then oral sex!

http://www.break.com/index/swiss-helicopter-crash.html
student pilot or a drunk behind the controls?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527219
i think the pug or mops was more funnier then this video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527218
what a bunch of assholes. you see a little kid have a bad spill, what do ya do? stand around and laugh? what great fathers these lads will make .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=527214
talk about piss poor drivers! damn, anyone even know what a roadside flare is let alone how to use one? morons on the roads it seems.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-party-prank-causes-fight.html
well i have to say he did what he deserved, thrown out of the party, the 3 on one fight was pussy ass i might add.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-completely-owned-by-go-cart.html
Id have to change the comments made, id say the dipshit driving the other go cart should be the one not driving anything expect his bmx to work.

http://www.break.com/index/where-in-the-hell-is-matt-2008.html
is matt in sales and if so what type may i inquire?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-gets-clipped--by-car.html
dudes luck his head isint silly putty after that bad ass side swipe.

http://www.break.com/index/ball-girl-makes-incredible-catch.html
sad when the overpaid pros of baseball wont even try for a foul but a low pay ball girl does and catches it!

http://www.break.com/index/runaway-tire-slams-into-parked-car.html
think that was a goodyear or firestone?

http://www.break.com/index/motorcycle-ride-does-not-go-well.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! dude if ya cant ride a motor bike then dont even try it ,let alone take a person along with you.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525503
nice trip down, the tunes are abit? check out the ending song,, U2?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525509
wow talk about a soft hide!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525483
sadly after all those floods out in Iwoa and others, bet there is alot of others becoming homless.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525489
good series but damn dude put the cigarette out already!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525490
didint thier parents tell em to go play grab ass outside in case something gets broke?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525485
´´Ets Hhhhhim Inm nut da one´´!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525479
they copied that from NIP TUCK! where shawns gf took a colitis dump in the hot tub.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525474
the Kids in the EU,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525475
I would have kicked his sorry ass out of the car as soon as he said he had to take a leak.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525472
what a perfect throw, damn that spiral was kickass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525464
sadly some streaker will find out the hard way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525451
pretty cool, a african grey parrot can reproduse up to 800 human sounds/voices and live to be over the age of 70 . My owners well one of em, thier parents had two of em that lived for 20 yrs.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525444
Break got spanked!

http://www.break.com/vlog/dont-call-me-a-slut.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525420
so the winner drowns and the loser floats or what?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=525421
part two of the above, the slow mo made it really boring,,,,
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News From The House Of Murphy And Co,,,,

Like i said eariler the humans went out tonight to watch the euro cup 2008 . They left the tv on here for us cats to watch well to be frank, germany sucked! I mean spain was all over the place and for the love of god why didint germanys coach take out the idiot, Hitzelsbeger!!!! The dude mis passed at least 7 times , and choked when he had the ball. Then Yogi (german coach) Takes out Philip Lahm due to his small ass running all over the place, from a foul via a spainard player. End result for Lahm,, injury to ankel.

If ya ask me , id say the refs calls were a tad bit soft for spain. Germanys klose gets his nuts kicked in with a ??? high kick,, no card, Ballack ends up with a cut to the right eye, no yellow card, Poldi gets head butted , no red card? Regardless of the piss poor job the ref did, Spain did managed to sink a goal as for some unknow reason, germanys goal keeper Lehman runs out of the box in a attempt to take out a goal fired off by Spains Torres, which backfired. That was the games only goal all night.

It was nice to see no fist fights on the pitch , there were words exchanged with ballack and spains goal keeper,, Callisis which resulted in both of them getting a yellow card. Over all, it was a good Final for Euro cup 2008. Cain and myself loved watching it,, but noticed it was pretty shhhhh afterwards!

OK folks, iam off,, iam tired and lacking sleep not to mention getting a carb crash due to my owners feeding me and cain late tonight. So once again congrats to spain and its players for being 2008 euro cup champs! Oh and cain wanted me to say thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets! Heros ( cains says) you folks are. Take care humans and have a nice week. Dont beat the boss up tomorow and hug your cactus and kiss your fish. Oh and dont forget to let the cat in before going to bed too,, danke!

Words to remember, as history repeats itself,,,,
“Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice” Adolf Hitler.

CIAO!!! Mvb.