My View From The Litter Box!

The Weekend Edition with Murphy!

Yeah i know, i missed the hump day blog again. What can I say? See the pic above? I was busy doing that due to the hot and sticky weather here In Germany. Sue me or stay and see what wonders may behold this post ,,,,,,

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This guys a real winner, below are the numbers for Iraq.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12930 Monday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12938 Tuesday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12943 Wednesday

http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12948 Thursday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12954 Friday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12958 Saterday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12960 Sunday.
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Morons on tape?!?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/coolest-slip-and-slide-ever.html
good way to snap a neck and why did the camera man? end up not getting the other slider but instead turned his camera on some dudes ass´s?

http://www.break.com/index/dont-upload-racy-videos-of-your-girlfriend.html
Isint jesse the same dude that slammed her face with a pie as she came home one night from work and she wigged out on em?

http://www.break.com/index/nasty-knee-break.html
that was on purpose!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-guy-knocked-out-by-bouncer.html
Was there really a need to shove em so he hits his head on the ground?

http://www.break.com/index/office-worker-meltdown-second-angle.html
Think this dude needs anger managment? damn, what a meltdown that was.

http://www.break.com/index/bo-burnham-new-math.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! this dude rocks! Go Bo .

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-gets-kissed-by-homeless-dude.html
MMAF!!!! bet she saw her life flash before her eyes after that kiss!

http://www.break.com/index/one-legged-inspirational-little-leaguer.html
if hes that fast and talented now, just wait untill hes old enough to be fitted with a prothesis!

http://www.break.com/index/office-worker-goes-absolutely-insane.html
same office meltdown dude from above but a better view during his tyraid!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516218
I think these two are the new blues brothers, but great cleaning job guys , really!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516213
MMAF!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516209
the chair part was funny, loved the dude singing cutting crews ´´I just died in your arms tonight´´.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516208
the first ten seconds are ok to watch and the answer is yes , for your frame you do!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516211
Um no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516207
thankfully this mans family wont be out of a house soon due to his gambling addiction.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516203
MMAF! hes right about the truck drivers ´´take this ´´ shit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516196
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! god bless this poor bastard who even tried that shitty video game.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516190
shouldint that bitch be arrested for saying that ? its promoting terrorist like ideas and thinking, right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516183
what happend to getting a real job?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516180
NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516179
Figures its in Russia. Wonder what happens when rabbies breaks out?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516176
I could type something here about this clip but,,,,,nah.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=516172
Is the drunken guy a retarded person?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514112
Oh this dude has the moves, look out american idol, here cometh your new idol!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514111
Henson smoked weed!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514113
wow! and just think what wearing a bluetooth headset on one ear will do to your brain in 10 years!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514097
um,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514079
didint watch it all,, no time, but knock yourselfs out folks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514087
pretty cool actually now that you know.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514091
Um,,,,no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514203
MMAF! finaly someone makes a song about those wack jobs.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514145
I gotta make my owners try that one at a german pub here ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514142
This video is funny but the crazy bitch screaming so loud ruins it. warning, turn down your speakers/headphones!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514141
radical dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514134
yanno when ya take drugs this is what happens, Or in his case if he didint take his perscribed drugs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514125
hence why my owner from nys hates nyc. bunch of double talking assholes live there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514121
same as above!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514118
least the dude plays and its not gtr hero either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514102
RAD! nice ride and the sounds from the ride will put one of my owners to sleep, hey they like fans when they sleep etc wind.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=514114
something tells me when he farts today, dolphins from all over swim towards that sound!

http://www.break.com/index/chick-run-over-by-ice-tea-truck.html
why yes, I always make sure to stop behind a truck thats idling and tie my shoe lace!

http://www.break.com/index/elderly-woman-loses-control-in-carwash.html
holy shit! I think that old gal may have a spot on the indy car race teams.

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl-diet-coke-mentos-booby-trap.html
MMAF!! that one gave me a idea ;)

http://www.break.com/index/trampoline-stunt-does-not-go-well.html
Future rocket science material Iam sure.

http://www.break.com/index/b2-stealth-bomber-crashes.html
Pretty sure he or she will be stripped of their wings after that bad move.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-fires-shotgun-in-office.html
yes, just stroll up to a shotgun laying there, touch the trigger to see if its loaded, almost kill your co.worker in the process and walk away very quickly after.

http://www.break.com/index/she-loves-the-big-boom.html
my owner shot pretty much all of those guns. they prefer the colt 45 semi auto or the 380pc, and nope, never had a casing land inside thier shirt either.

http://www.break.com/index/dad-owns-son-with-tape-prank.html
man i tried to not laugh but,, what a sick sence of humor dad.

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News from the House of Murphy and,,,,,others.

Well its been hot here and ppl are bitching alot about the cost of diesle or gas etc. Here folks pay 9 euro for ONE gallon of diesel. So my owners were talking the other day and said, well this may be a good thing for some ppl in the states that wont drive as much and it will probably lower thier car insurance right?

WRONG! And heres why,,,
yanno whats funny about this gas crunch,, the less you drive the less your auto insurance carrier can charge you!
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I know its like wow,, fucking A right? But wait, watch the insurance companies get togeather and find a new ´´term´´ for the lack of driving autos in the states and add a ´´tax´´ on its policy or new policy holders.
What tax could that be you wonder,, ? the lack of driving tax. Less time spent behind the wheel means your probably not as sharp as a driver you might have been say,, last year!
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Yes folks this can and will happen. Think of the auto insurance companys losing Millions due to the ppl dropping thier policy and taking PT or dropping a second auto and just subscribing members that use thier car once a week for shopping etc.
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In all of this worlds wacked MONEY MAKING, the insurance companies will probably charge you more for less driving. UNLIKE they did say 8 years ago where if you had a short drive to work, your rates were lower and there was NO TALK of being a non daily skilled driver. Folks mark my words,, this will be the next way to screw over the working middle class. The insurance companies do it for other reasons where they see a DECLINE in thier profit. Soon due to ppl walking or biking alot instead of driving, congress will come up with a new tax called the air tax! Because you are outdoors breathing more and exhaling , thus using a cheap and free comodity called air. Why the USA cannot have any cheaters using anything for free.

So tax that jogger who was told to lose weight by his Dr, or drop dead from a heart attack. (which if he lives the medical bills will exceed his income and yadda yadda, there goes his house ) Tax that elderly person who walks to the post office instead of driving because its good for thier cardio vascular system! Make those ppl not driving alot anymore PAY MORE! More for insurance, even though they hold a valid drivers licence and have a clean driving record. Because somewhere in washington there is a place called ´´center for statistics´´ and some one there will crunch some numbers, using a fucking computor program made by some goverment geek , to prove that ´´hey less ya drive the more rusty you will get and there fore, become a hazzard on the roads.´´! The Almighty Dollar? Think of it like the all mighty wall street bizz/goverment/corporations , looking to squeeze every last fucking dime from plls wallets, purses and even a childs piggy bank!:

Seems to me if you get sick in the USA, the insurance there will carry you only so far. (unless your a politician) then after your limit is run dry, your dropped. Seems to me that the insurance companys control the USA and has a say in who lives, who dies, who pays and how to spin a new lie!

ok folks thats it from here,, Iam tired its hot and sticky out and Ive grown tired. Cains off this weekend edition, said something about not carrying my dead weight anymore on the blog? Talk to folks come wednesday i hope. This weather really knocks the ummpf out of me . Till then Cain asked to type this, take care fine owners /lovers and mega thanks to the fire departments that rescue ppl and pets and that you are heros!

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Words from a famous person,, good or bad,,,to ponder.

“Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.”

Adolf Hitler.

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Happy mondays to ya folks and thanks for stopping on by and viewing this blog, or not.

CIAO!!!!

MvB