Murphys ´´fill in´´ Weekend edition. Hey folks and welcome back. Seems cain is declaring it a fall vacation for the week. Lazy ass just wants to sit outside on the balcony catching the leafs that blow on it from the wind. That and eat some bugs.

Ok,, Leahman brothers,,,,,,dont you wish you humans could spend spend spend, lend lend lend and when it comes to pay up, shrug your shoulders and say ´´fuck it, the goverment will pay for my greed´´! Kinda makes me wonder what other so called money experts from other countries have lent or spent and its just not made public yet. So yessssssssssssss You the taxpayer in the states once again take it up the ass from your friendly GOP elected goverment (twice, i might add) and there isint a damn thing you can do about it. Its called a huge shit sandwhich and everyones gotta take a bite of it. Make sure you ask for seconds too, pretty sure that more will be served.!

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The Blood Count In Irag for this week.

9/21/2008
9/20/2008
9/19/2008
9/18/2008
9/17/2008
9/16/2008
9/15/2008
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Time for the crazy videos folks !

http://www.break.com/index/dog-devours-burrito-in-one-bite.html
MMAF! but Bubba is needing to be having weight watchers buritos dude.

http://www.break.com/index/really-cool-hendrix-painting.html
awesome painting style dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/atacked-with-a-fire-extingusher-in-the-face-575581.html
right dickhead,, thats the first place you aimed for.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Florida-State-Kid-Faceplants-575579.html
future republican ,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Guy-Dives-Head-First-Into-Mud-Bath-575573.html
um,, charlie,,,,,,ahem.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/1952-Washington-DC-UFO-Incident-575572.html
rightttttttttttt,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Guy-Shoots-50-Cal-But-Forgets-Ear-Plugs-575570.html
you are a iddiot!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Wakeboarder-Catches-Hard-on-Rail-575567.html
stay out of the water chuckie.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-cat-man-Most-permanent-transformations-to-look-like-an-anima-575542.html
DUDE WTF?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-smallest-man-and-the-woman-with-the-longest-legs-575539.html
really NO comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Break-my-balls-575530.html
what a dumb ass. MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/bullet-ricochet-almost-kills-shooter.html
dont shoot at steel plates ass munch.

http://www.break.com/index/lady-faceplants-hard-on-concrete.html
something tells me she might need a whole new upper replacment for her dentures. Poor lady :(

http://www.break.com/index/ninja-cat.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! see thats how us cats are,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/tow-truck-tips-after-rescue.html
how in the hell did this trucker get his CDL?

http://www.break.com/index/father-clotheslines-his-kid-on-scooter.html
what a great dad!

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-double-backflip.html
show off! try that with a segway,,,then get back to us.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-horse-fights-back.html
I really hope it hurt so damn bad that even his balls were sore after that shit he pulled.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-skater-smashes-nuts-on-tree.html
so hows that ball replacment working out for ya dude?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-bet-to-lose.html
just how fucking dumb are ppl getting today? check this chit out.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Blacked-out-kid-gets-pranked-then-some-572787.html
wow,, all that money your parents spent and the state too. nice end results,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Backflip-into-pool-almost-causes-death-572783.html
drink more!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Jake-the-Snake-Drunk-part-1-572777.html
jake the suck hard snake,, is back,, what a loser!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Jake-the-Snake-Drunk-part-2-572781.html
part two. wow this dude really let himself go downhill.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-Art-of-the-Slam-572762.html
SLAM TIME!

http://www.break.com/index/breaking-news-pig-humping-is-hilarious.html
she never saw pigs have sex before? I mean iam sure her goverment is the same right?

http://www.break.com/index/can-shot-off-arabs-head3.html
was that the elite school for retards?

http://www.break.com/index/the-time-of-my-life.html
everything sags,,,,,cheeks,, ears,,,,etc.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Crazy-gui-hidding-a-pole-575286.html
does he think hes the Bolt of pole climbers? dude that wasint that high.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-REAL-Maverick-575285.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/studio-production-out-Take-575247.html
why damn stobe light dude? wanna see what frets your hitting.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Is-it-a-U-F-O-575248.html
FAKE!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/phone-prank-575246.html
dumb german kids.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Office-Chair-Drop-In-575243.html
should have went down backwards,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/worlds-dumbest-dog-575237.html
saw a cat do that once.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Everyday-Axl-II-Axl-is-Funny-575226.html
MMAF!! yeah bill baily was abit ODD!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Father-of-the-year-575207.html
redneck bitch! lay off the beer when playing with J.R.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Head-First-into-tree-Helmet-Cam-Downhill-mountain-bike-575196.html
man that looks like fun.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Travis-Barker-DJ-AM-Plane-Crash-575159.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/girl-flips-car-Warning-graphic-575154.html
was that Amy Winehouse and blake leaving a party?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-dog-escapes-from-kennel.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! now thats one smart ass dog.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-kids-get-into-funny-crash.html
would have been a better clip if the moron didint film the dirt more so then the wipeout. loved the music too.

http://www.break.com/index/fan-at-ballgame-parties-too-hard.html
see what happens when ya drink beer in the sun? MMAF!

http://www.break.com/index/skater-suffers-terrible-broken-wrist.html
way to go there slick.

http://www.break.com/index/dancer-tumbles-off-stage.html
talk about being footlose,,,,,,,,HA!

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-kid-falls-hard-onto-rail.html
take the pain!

http://www.break.com/index/corner-man-knocked-out-by-referee.html
reminds one of Rome when such fights were for the delight of the ceasar?

http://www.break.com/index/new-employee-plaster-prank.html
DUMMY.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Obama-Supporter-Gets-Tasered-by-the-Cops-570238.html
FOX news the Nazi show. why even mention his pants you stupid bitch?

http://www.break.com/index/cheap-shot.html
dammit,,, next time keep on filming!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Crash-in-stage-four-of-Missouri-Tour-570807.html
i swear he shoved that one dude with his pedal or shoulder.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Virtual-Colonoscopy-Comparable-to-Colonoscopy-at-Detecting-574156.html
good news.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/hand-cuffed-tackle-drop-fractured-arm-ouch-574162.html
something tells me he wont be doing any push ups for awhile,,,ahem.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Bad-bus-crash-574153.html
no CHEERS to this bus driver,, hes the worst of em all. Damn.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Gruesome-ankle-break-574158.html
just how many more retards are out there regarding skateboarding and lack of?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Drunk-Guy-On-Cooler-574152.html
assholes,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Dude-hit-with-chair-in-the-back-of-the-head-hard-574149.html
how completely fucking stupid.!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=005_1221738617
looks its slapnuts having fun.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1221685248
who knew fear gave dudes boners? MMAF!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd5_1221690861
With respect you have sir.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=154_1213347456
ahhh russia,,, still the iron meat curtian cuntry it was years ago.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a3_1221704338
nothing like the smell of shit waffing thru your windows.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d2_1221747663
OMG,, she is one dumb bitch. MMAF!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=275_1221700787
more russians acting like nazis. keep it up cunts,, just keep it up. pay back is a bitch.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0b_1221752586
they are all corrupt,, its like a disease ones born into.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1221740978
another cuntry that really needs to get a additude ajustment. setting someone on fire because of what again?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY ,,,and others.

Not alot going on. My owners were shocked and disgusted over the tainted baby formula that china has(d) been feeding its very own . What kind of country would do that shit? I mean killing pets wasint enough with plastic, now china has to kill the most innocent of all? $$$$ is what makes china go round and round. Ill regard of who or what pays the price for such greed. What can the leader of china say to even make sence of this? Iam hopng for a uprise in china and kick out the old die hard commie fucks and let a new goverment get in thier and actually give a shit about its ppl. Oh and where baby death squads dont go on patrol in villages to make sure some woman isint pregnant again . Yanno that one child policy, anymore no matter how far along the fetus is,, gets a leathel injection, right into the tied down restrained mothers womb. China can stick its won ton right up its ass as far as i am concerned.

Other then above shit thats taken place , things here are getting ready for the fall season. the extra thick blankies are being brought out which is cool cause they are soft and fuzzy. Kinda like John MCcains brain. Also the other afternoon, while my owners were putting clothes away, i managed to sneak into the closet and find a pile of flannel shirts all folded up on the shelf.!!!! AHHH it was heaven, dark, no noise, no cain, just toasty warm . I must have been sleeping inside for a good 4hours when the humans wonderd where i was. Sure enough the last place they check , i came out stretching and yawning. No i didint pee either! Just got my hair all over freshly washed flannel shirts and winter socks.

I did however at one point in time attempt to claw my way out of the closet via the top shelf , as my owners found a shirt that have numurous pin holes in it via my nails :) !

ok well thats about it from here for this week. Thanks for stopping on down and having a look or not. Ill try to get back to my hump day editions but yanno lately time isint a friend of mine. Oh and cain asked me to thank the first responders that rescue ppl and pets cause they are heros!

OK, WORDS OF WISDOM,,´´Never rob peter to pay paul. In the end the feds will bail the robbers out and no one faces any crime or jail time. When ppl stop using credit, there isint anything left to bail out those lying bastards´´!!!

CIAO!

MvB.