My View From The Litter Box!

The Weekend Edition. Ok there is alot of poop going on here and around the world so Cain and I decided to like split this blog untill things get back to normal. I think humans should come with a shut off switch, yanno when they get to stressed and hyper ya can like turn em off and hang em from thier chargers untill things are ok again.

If that should ever happen that is!
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,

10/12/2008
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VIDEO TIME !

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-fan-falls-from-railing.html
See what rice wine can do to ya? best to stick with beer dude.

http://www.break.com/index/rachael-ray-corn-porn.html
No comment,, to cute !

http://www.break.com/index/mythbusters-kari-byrons-butt.html
spank away dude.

http://www.break.com/index/sitting-on-a-bucket-of-fireworks.html
i wont even bother to ask why,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/tough-guy-cusses-out-reporter.html
since when is a public street someones property? id smacked this bitch to the ground if he got in my face.
The eyes and ears first MF!

http://www.break.com/index/football-nails-kid-in-the-head.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/passed-out-guy-gets-his-legs-burned.html
yes , setting ppl on fire is funny when your drunk but the other guy is passed out.

http://www.break.com/index/two-huge-russian-gangs-fight.html
i think this was some kind of festival or anny of some village war from years ago. If not and this how russian gangs fight,, it makes the west side story rated R !

http://www.break.com/index/grandma-knows-how-to-party.html
ya gotta love the irish and thier grandmothers no?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/The-Cat-s-Quizzer-Dr-Seuss-Books-585707.html
ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i know can die happy knowing the cat in the hat didint drop acid his entire life!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/neon-drifting-585717.html
really dumb, and its called power slides . ok get with the times and stop making up new shitty words.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Every-man-and-his-smarties-585712.html
smarties,, is a german version of MnMs . To my owners they suck but the peanutbutter cups RULE!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Getting-Pushed-and-Fell-Over-585713.html
ahhh wallmart fun.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/mmm-ice-cream-585711.html
Looks like that random puppy needs more food! Check out its ribs and back end.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/ASUS-Lamborghini-VX3-Release-Party-585693.html
why yes,, buy this,, never mind the economy is falling global, but make sure your the first to have the fastest laptop ? wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Best-bestman-ever-585694.html
FAKE!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/dog-is-scared-of-beer-can-585696.html
two things come to mind here, one the grammar with my friends dog is scared of beer can. Dumb ass it should have read, My friends Puppy is afraid of a beer can. Second, wonder why the pup hates the beer cans? to much sucking going and the poor pup gets to hear the shit from drunks? YOU decide!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/dog-is-scared-of-his-bone-585695.html
fucking rednecks ,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Dumb-thief-caught-by-tattoo-585678.html
gap mouth loser POS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Brutal-jawbreaking-knockout-585668.html
really hope these dudes are tested for HIV.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/dumb-guy-gets-owned-585669.html
MMAF! ok if your a american , you wont see this on any playground. Unless its some county fair!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/great-bar-tricks-good-for-anyone-585665.html
excellent young man,, i shall make sure my owners try this come thier xmas company party .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/GNARLY-KNUCKLES-AFTER-FIGHT-585660.html
enjoy that infection asshole.

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News From Our House To Yours,,,,,

Nothing really. Lately cain has taken to ripping me off the humans bed late at night when iam deep in la la land. Suddenly i find myself being grabbed by fat paws and clawed from the bed to the floor where cain smothers me with his 26 pounds of glommy gut!
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Sure the humans yell at em but by the time i can get up and chase cain, hes up stairs making his wailing meow noises. Its becoming like a nightly thing. Either iam napping out here in the living room or in the bedroom with ´´the spoiler´´ and theres cain, jumping me. Gotta tell ya the fat prick has got one nasty bunny kick down good. Speaking of fights anyone watch the wbc boxing match saterday between Vitali Klitchko and Sammy peters? After the 7th round peters goes to his corner sits down after being thumped on by vitali and refuses to go back in the ring!!!!!!! HE QUIT!
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This from a wbc champ? Well ex champ now as vitali would have won by points. My god what a lazy coconut folks. Another Don King prize production. Congrats Vitali and wb to boxing after a 4 year abcense.! Other then boxing and cain things here are ok. Getting nipply out at night so the humans have like baby or very young katydids clinging to the balcony door screen. Little green bug wants in where is warm. Hes safer out there, inside here cain would eat em ! Ok well think thats about from here. I hear the stock sales of mason jars and lids and sealing rings have risen sharply. Gee i wonder why? Think its time to invest in the mason jar companys, oh and maybe some shovel companies as well. ;)

oK Cain asked to say thanks to the first responders that save folks and thier pets alike and heros you ppl are for doing so. Cain will be back sometime next week or maybe this week sometime. Depends one time allowing yanno?
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself´´
FDR

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.