My View From The Litter Box!

THE WEEKEND EDITION! Hi Folks, and welcome back to this blog.

Well we all saw the debates,,saw chinas food goods being rejected and the juice was convicted on all 12 counts. The only thing good that happend this week is that ,,,,um,,,wait lemme think. Ill get back to ya on that,, ok the news,, seems more and more countries and rich fucks are getting caught with thier hands in someone else´s money and there isint and formal arrests??? Just bail em out, fire em,, suspend em etc. Just enough time so those corrupt pricks can flee thier native land and enjoy that off shore banking account under a diff name.

This global loss of a moral compass in regards to the lying cheating rich fucks, just makes the mafia sit back with glee. The feds are so high up those companys asses they arent seeing the bigger picture. Yanno the saying,, before we get fucked , id like a kiss first.! Ok lets continue.

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The scumbag of the week award goes to this man, among others. War does make $$$ for all involved, so here are the numbers for the poor SOBs that died protecting some bank accounts.

10/5/2008
10/4/2008
10/3/2008
10/2/2008
10/1/2008
9/30/2008
9/29/2008

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VIDEO TIME !

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-tumble-down-escalator-stairs.html
Hmm,, is that the welcome commite from another country?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-parallel-parking-ever1.html
Vodka 101.

http://www.break.com/index/very-painful-wheelie-crash.html
you are a idiot!

http://www.break.com/index/funniest-football-spike-of-all-time.html
ahhh another slapnuts,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-break-a-world-record.html
wow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,not.

http://www.break.com/index/fugitive-slams-into-semi.html
see assholes like this need to be delt with in a strong manner.

http://www.break.com/index/sarah-palin-sex-tape-leaked.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/sourtoe-cocktail-583632.html
Now thats some crazy ass shit, dead toe shots?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/He-was-only-supposed-to-do-half-the-bottle-583630.html
is that matt damon?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/PSA-Disease-580716.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Kimbo-Slice-LOSES-Against-Seth-Petruzelli-583623.html
kimbo lost? ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/My-Chevy-Caprice-on-24s-and-I-Ballin-at-MCDONALDS-583618.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/its-suppose-to-be-a-demivolt-583619.html
stay off the gym team there buddy.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/How-to-defense-when-being-attack-583608.html
Now thats really amazing self defence at its best!! thanks dudes.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Best-scare-prank-ever-583609.html
iam pretty sure he will be the first to excape a fire shoving woman and children aside.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Keeping-your-refrigerator-stocked-will-get-you-many-women-583605.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Kid-cries-after-repo-man-comes-to-take-his-car-583602.html
one of my owners ahem,, out drove a repo man in nys in the 90s. last min turn into a side ride just as a semi was coming down the main highway. Repo man was lost but found em due to the dust, then it became a game of chicken,, and the repo man blinked, skided to a halt and said look we do it the legal way or i call the cops. My owner spun out, spraying his tbar chevy truck with pebbles and yelled come and get it. Repo man found my owner sitting at thier parents house smoking a cig and asked em what took ya long. Repo man said,, damn, where in the hell did ya learn to drive like that !!!! Nice man actually. They shook hands :)!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Butchies-Night-at-Windy-Hollow-583596.html
Dude,,,, stop with the tire smoking. keep ya tires warm via tire covers, also,, lose the gas. dont ride loaded, ride light just enough gas inside the tank to make ya start faster, and and strip that bitch down to nothing but and the cage. notice how high the nose pulls up?

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!!!

seems every coutry is getting sucked inside this banking shit . Why it was made and no one watched,,beats me. Its like asking dick cheney why mary didint want to play with dolls,, but with tonka toys. That pesky hindsight. If ya ask me this shit was planed. From the get go you had ppl saying yo mf,, ease up on the credit loan(s) but no one listend. All they saw was $$$$ and i mean lets be honest,, if your one of the scumbags who benifited from the wall street lending etc, i know its hard to chose. Either make sure that old couple of whos money you invested in is taken care of OR say pffft and go out and buy yourself that goshdarn new sports car that costs over 200,000!!!

Image is everything, I understand that. death and poor ppl on the streets,, is nothing. I mean if anything they can be used as speed bumps when pulling into that new company that was brought by china or a saudi firm.! We just dont see what the poor ppls gripe is? hey we gave you credit,, (course we knew it wouldint be fixed rates) and you dumb asses took the bait. Yes we did screw a few banks out of money and yeah yeah some lowlife(non rich) person lost thier money but just take over the market like the goverment did and then take over the ss and pensions and shit before you know it,,,,,,,,,,your RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hear quatar is looking for a few ´´dead men´´ coughs lay,,fosset,,,,coughs.
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Other then above shit which all started in the states,, things here are fine! FINE FINE FINE! humans are ok,, the states are ?? but pffffftt i shall not dwell on it. Me and murphy now hook up at night in bed to leach the body heat. Its cold outside now. And well yanno the humans have to have a fan to sleep otherwise the snore fest keeps one or the other awake! Its ok,, Murphy and my teeth chatter stops after we slink inside the vally of the humans. thats that spot where two humans sleep and leave a small gap? there we nap and the fans wont get us !

Murphy did fluff the other night and one human awoke to think that something died and crawled up his ass? but then thought oh yeah it was probably that black forest ham we gave em!
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K its late and iam tired. The spoiler was home for 3 weeks vaction time and now wont be around this morning. So us guys are stuck with ´´wasderface´´! Great, they are about as much fun as a sleeping pill. Oh well, I shall find things to keep busy. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks for stopping on down and checking in too. To the first reponders,, THANK YOU!! for rescuing ppl and pets, Heros you guys and gals are.
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Talk to ya fine folks come next weekend. Have a good week. And dont sweat the small stuff.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity!