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Sunday, September 14, 2008



THE WEEKEND EDITION!! ok,, seems texas or parts of got its ass spiked by Ike and he wasint messing around. Now tv news crews show the damage of its wrath and some of the folk back here are wondering, ´´where are all the black ppl at´´?



Did the negros that were so called to blame for thier own stupidity for sticking around during katrina, say see ya and left? Will some states let those red necks inside to spend time at shelters and fema camps or will they be asking those texans,, ´´ya having a good time arent ya boys? why its like a camping trip´´! Or maybe hillary clinton can offer up some shelters in NYS and then say´´ why those texans never had it so good here´´!!!? Oh and can we start the ´´who is that dumb to live below sea level and they deserved it for living there´´ shit too!!????


You get my jest, if not,, fuck ya , ya on ya own. Ok time to break it on down. Lets do this blog ,,,,


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Big head Al sadar and the numbers,


9/14/2008
9/13/2008
9/12/2008
9/11/2008
9/10/2008
9/9/2008
9/8/2008


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Wacked/cracked and funny videos.







http://www.break.com/index/front-flip-faceplant.html
guess he thought he was to old for sand castels.

http://www.break.com/index/princpal-gets-in-fight.html
someone wont be graduate from that high school!

http://www.break.com/index/will-the-4x4-make-it.html
think the taliban trucks can do this?

http://www.break.com/index/look-what-the-hurricane-washed-up.html
maybe it was a care bear who was out to befriend ppl.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Platypus-Rex-in-Youthenize-God-bless-McCain-and-Palin-571741.html
rimshot.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Cocktail-571739.html
we do?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Taste-Of-Suds-571737.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Trampoline-Plus-Table-571736.html
and the point of that was what again?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Hurricane-Gustav-571729.html
gustuv footage. dude nice home and backyard.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Unreal-basket-u-have-never-seen-something-like-this-before-571732.html
gotta admitt he has one hell of a arm and aim.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/GTG-Crew-DVD-Trailer-571731.html
looks cool nice tune too!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Real-tsunami-video-571728.html
hell dude, next time jump right inside of it and get the tusnami view!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/857-Access-In-the-Studio-with-AL-G-ep-4-www-857music-com-571720.html
these dudes are right,, that was some of the crappyist hip hop beats ever.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Baby-faceplant-571726.html
ooops.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Instructions-To-The-Impossible-Sit-Up-571718.html
poor lee,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Tiger-Hunting-571709.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/My-First-Vid-How-To-play-Enter-Sandman-by-Metallica-571710.html
thanks dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Ron-s-Sex-Toy-571700.html
very odd!


http://www.break.com/index/free-runner-faceplant.html
so hows that jello /soft diet workiing out for ya dude?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-skater-slips-and-splits.html
why fat men really shouldint skate board.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-college-student-runs-into-door.html
would have better had they stayed around and filmed the after damage, but,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-jump-over-a-bus.html
how much money did fools pay to see that shit?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Office-Guys-Get-Pwned-568536.html
well if its ABC family yanno its gonna be a good video,,

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slams-back-on-branch.html
might be fake,, i mean what moron would do something like that?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-swerves-off-the-road.html
get over it ya old fart.

http://www.break.com/index/gymnast-falls-from-uneven-bar.html
was that the special Olympics?

http://www.break.com/index/rap-battle-gone-bad-translated.html
whatever,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-backflip-in-history.html
did jack black errr fat ass expect to pull one off hahahaha FAILED!

http://www.break.com/index/man-vs-fence.html
kinda looked like kentuckys Corbin whitley deputy on duty. Hows those lawsuits working out for boss hodge?

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-roman-candle-shot.html
yessssssssssssssss GET THE HIPPIE!

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/brutal-reality.html
welcome to the jungle,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/noel-gallagher-knocked-down-onstage.html
living loving,, hes just a woman!


http://www.break.com/index/in-your-face-a-montage.html
roll that great break footage.

http://www.break.com/index/branded-by-an-apple-cutter.html
think these fags got that mixed up with the marines,, where ya branded for your unit, not for a fucking apple!

http://www.break.com/index/dummy-suicide-prank-scares-little-kid-to-death.html
FAKE!

http://www.break.com/index/accident-at-sea-world.html
think that was a once in a lifetime thrill for the dolphin no?

http://www.break.com/index/hand-stand-stunt-goes-bad.html
ok for real,, wtf is going on with these so called straight guys that have to smash thier buddies nuts?

http://www.break.com/index/bench-clearing-high-school-baseball-brawl.html
i hate piss poor sportman,,, heres a classic example. fucking pussy.

http://www.break.com/index/painful-bike-faceplant-leaves-kid-bloody.html
Hmm bleeding from the ears after a head injury isint a good case for a ´´YALL RIGHT´´?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Outhouse-Fire-570908.html
Um,,,,,,,why?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Schwerster-Mann-der-Welt-570878.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Probably-not-the-best-way-to-pierce-a-lip-570874.html
love the medical gloves used in this process,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/PROSTHESIS-COULD-SPARE-SOME-HORSES-FROM-DEATH-570859.html
fuck no they wont make this public when it comes to hurt race horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Ron-s-Jip-Joint-commercial-570860.html
sadly this is so damn true!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Stupid-kid-sets-his-pants-on-fire-570844.html
more and more assholes are being born,, why?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/best-of-mudvayne-570803.html
ok,, ahem,, first thing,, guys that wear masks not makeup but masks, really ? Thier ideal way of living. Its no way shape or form for thier playing but ,,,,,,a bit fucking odd!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Crash-in-stage-four-of-Missouri-Tour-570807.html
next time use a bike bell morons!


http://www.break.com/index/worlds-most-fearless-animal.html
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Lindsey-Down-571311.html
either someone loves her or hates her,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/I-Kissed-A-Girl-Music-Video-FUNNY-A-Must-See-571310.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! excellent rework.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Sarah-Palin-On-Her-Support-For-Bridge-To-Nowhere-571309.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/boy-gets-pissed-571302.html
sleep walking wet dreams?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Do-The-Truffle-Shuffle-571297.html
I shall call this clip,,,dance more your young fat flabby bastid!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Puppie-vs-Kitten-The-stand-off-571284.html
kinda reminds of the MCcains marriage,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-deer-of-all-has-deceived-571280.html
talk about playing dead! wow.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Beach-Tackle-Broken-Vertebrae-571261.html
I guess all that hot ass and booze,, no one heard the poor fucks back snap. Great friends,,,,,,really,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/COLLEGE-Passed-out-roomate-gets-DOMINATED-571230.html
ok the dude in the speedo id really punch out,,just to,,,um,,,,ODD!
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!
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Seems some senior homes in nys suck. Suck say like oh i dont know, A really badly made porn movie. I know but there were not other comparisions . Regardless, seems the humans here had to call some officals back in nys to insure the safe and good care of a 90+ year old lady. Now its not to say that all senior homes suck, but lets face the facts, they are ALL out to make money at the lowest cost possible for them. So in case you folks find out one of your loved ones is being neglected if they are indeed inside a nursing home or living assistant home, report it! Dont even bother to call the home, all they will do is pacify you and suddenly your told your loved one is nuts. EVEN though ya had spoken to them a week ago and they wished you a happy birthday and knew the exact time you were born. But boy oh boy, when it comes to writing out those checks,, well then seems the 90+ year old lady isint demented shes ok shes fine,, so long as her fucking signiture in on the rooms rent for the next 3 months. HINT,, ill give ya a name of a town in nys you do the rest,, GHENT NY.
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other then that bullshit above (which will be dealt with legal wise) things here are ok. Seems fall is fast approching, and its getting nipply out at night times. I mean me and murphy are actually waking up hugging one another and going ´´wtf´´?
yanno how us two get along, kinda like Cindy C MCcain and her drug charity, only when ya need it!!!!!!!

well thats about all from here folks. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets for 30 grand a year and face possible death in the process. HEROS they are folks.
Talk to ya again come next weekend. Murphy might try to hit this on hump day but this place is a zoo due to the once again NYSHIT going and time here is spent on the phone etc. But so long as you come here once a week,, thats cool!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Lemme get this right, obama said what again?

The Weekend Edition!
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Hiya folks and welcome back to the weekend edition. Seems there is alot of flubba going on about some comments barack obama said , in regards to small towns in the USA. Heres a quote as to what he said ,,,´´And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.´´ Barack Hussein Obama.
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Ok, then what he is saying is that ? constitution is wrong ? That the right to bear arms is wrong and the right to be free from any religion of which you choose to worship is wrong as well? That its nothing more then ´´bitterness´´? If the man wants to say what I think he ment to say then get a better speach writer or just write the damn thing yourself there Obama! Not only did that insult many americans who do own handguns and do go to church it also bitch slapped small towns into making some ppl assume its redneckville all over.

And now about Hillary and her comments ,,,in regards to Obamas oops.
“You don’t have to think back too far to remember that good men running for president were viewed as being elitist and out of touch with the values and lives of millions of Americans,” she said. Well Hillary dear,, That is like the sink calling the tub white( i wont use the pot calling the kettle yadda yadda in case some misread that as being against blacks. Yeah the worlds that fucked over in the states) Getting back to my point, I doubt hillary has fired a rifle or hand gun if ever at all. Same for Barack. As for church, Its really no ones bizz when she went . Course baracks church we found out was kinda bitchy when it came to white folks, so the point iam attempting to make is,, who do we believe ? NEITHER!!!!
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A grand show of attempting to connect to the middle class small town ppl , which didint go well . So thats it, that is our two dem canidates? Calling Howard Dean, BEG Al Gore to run. The man makes the most sence over any of the canidates, And, all parties running too.

My choice for prez? Neither one of these two assclowns.
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The blood count in Iraq,,,,
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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/atv-towing-power-wheels-goes-bad.html
MMAF!!! at least they all wore helmets.

http://www.break.com/index/saran-wrap-prank-on-crabby-roommate.html
what being crabby can get you nowadays.

http://www.break.com/index/embarassing-question-for-tiger.html
MMAF!!!! who said tiger woods dosint have a sence of humor?

http://www.break.com/index/annoying-reporter-microphone-prank.html
grandpa gave em the wtf look after he was done with his speech. priceless.

http://www.break.com/index/dont-let-this-girl-punch-you_1.html
kind of hard to call weather this is fake or real. If real, that lady packs one hell of a punch.

http://www.break.com/index/kobe-bryant-jumps-over-car_1.html
wow if that was real.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sister-busted.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! classic fighting siblings !!

http://www.break.com/index/naked-pictures-of-your-buddys-girlfriend_1.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent and it probably happend to some poor bastid too.

http://www.break.com/index/worst-rap-battle-ever.html
um,,,,,???

http://www.break.com/index/kid-jumps-over-speeding-station-wagon.html
did it still count even when his sneaker hit the roof? just wondering whats acceptable for retardism today.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487123
if he thinks that burns now, well wait till the next morning and its waste management time!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487119
this video you can stop after 3 of the 4 bleach /tin foil bombs go off, afterwards nothing just the song.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487121
MMAF!!! iono maybe the kid is a problem eater or something. Or his parents are just twisted?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487129
somehow he looks like he belongs a episode of stark trek, the next generation.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487117
nice wheelie and car but where are the barriers to protect the fans ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487115
more of the same as above but this dude really needs to lower the thrust, check out the ending where he loses twice and comes down hard on the track, enough to leave sparks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487113
this hamster reminds of the wheelie ppl from the above vids.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487110
Thanks Jason for the tip. Be sure to remember it someday.

http://www.break.com/index/136-mph-rally-car-jump.html
And no sparks or any damage either !

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-at-dinner.html
GROSS but funny. I like how married ppl end up suffering the same dry heaves as thier spouces do when they eat hairy pizza!

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html
who said being a reporter was a easy job?

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-make-homemade-ice-cream.html
just be glad they didint add any sprinkles with that ice cream.

http://www.break.com/index/improv-everywhere-pranks-little-league-game.html
cool for the kids and the love of the game too.

http://www.break.com/index/game-show-dumb-luck.html
game show bloopers.

http://www.break.com/index/awkward-moment-with-grandma.html
no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486690
and no broken bones or parts either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486686
Ö Rent a room already !!! Ö

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486685
Think that was a warning from above as to not be so stupid and stand outside during a thunder storm?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486678
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool dad,, and yeah , better sleep with one eye open dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486673
Great gtr playing dude. beats the hell out of GH3!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486674
Love the tom cruise if they were born in are -kansas pic.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486670
great for folks with flabby buttocks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486667
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! sounds like a cool neighbor to have.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486665
i think the bigger dude treated that as a joke, afterwards iam sure he kicked tiny tims ass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486661
dude,,you tapped the bat out where your friend just took a leak? Ug,,buy a new one after that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486656
Not bad guys.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486658
um,,,,,,,?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486660
Think the dudes aim is abit off?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486659
no comment, whos to say otherwise?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487109
Now that was WAY COOL!!!!!!!!!!! nice flying carpet there aladin!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487105
Maybe the pilot needs a refreasher course in flying, actually take off?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487098
excellent catch,, i guess,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487097
ughhh,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487095
hiney is good, would you let her keep it ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487093
some cheaper made digicams or cell phones dont have enough filter to film the sun without it showing up as a black dot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487092
anything is sellable at airports nowadays,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487088
um what happend to his recoil comeback???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487087
i bet he felt swell the next day,, shit make the next 2 weeks after doing something like that. EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487085
they do HURT even thru protective gear. But a great weapon against drunks with big mouths and bigger egos

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487082
MMAF!!! the kid that said shoot first ask questions later is priceless, blame the other hunter idea!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487082
MMAF!!! the one dude towards the end was hell bent on having a look, regardless of the wife.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487077
bet they were all thinking the same,, oh shit i hope my mom isint watching this!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ´´US CATS´´!!
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Seems spring kicked into full gear here finaly. I sit in front of the big picture window and watch bugs crawl outside on the patio, birds fly overhead and see baby bees testing out thier new wings. All of which fall into one catogory for me, that would be the FOOD one!!!! Sorry humans dont eat bugs, or never tasted a yellow jacket, or a bird.I have heard though that humans will eat a poison fish and pray the chef took all the poison sack from it correctly. Makes sence,, Not. Here us cats protect your fresh newly planted veggies for harvest from vermin.
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Just not murphy or me. We dont go outdoors, if so, the patio is the limit. My owners said that some of the neighbors here dont like cats and digging in the flower bed as we lay a fresh pile of poop, or take a whizz on someones front door stoop. But dogs here in germany,, bad mouth one owner and thier dog its ww3! Seems scrotum licking , drooling , barking mutts are acceptable? who the hell wants that in thier house to help with the decor? Regardless, when a plauge hit europe many many many yrs ago, cats were the fav pet to have. We ate your self made disease! Thats the thanks we get today? HA!!! Cats rule simple folks. We meow when there is fire or danger and we protect too. Lose the dog get a cat and see a animal that requires little mataince. All we want in return is,, the bed. The couch, the whole living room floor. The kitchen, the hallway, the closets, the laundry room, laudry baskets, the bathrooms,, tubs and sinks, the lap, the where you were sitting before you got up to go pp. You humans warm body heat to leach off of during cold nights and laying in front of a floor fan during the summer to blow our dander out and into the air of which you breath, is that asking to much???????!!!
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Thats it from here in germany tonight. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are!!!!! Look for murphs blog come wednesday, till then,have a good week and enjoy the peace of a sunday.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the sake of sanity.

Sunday, April 06, 2008


THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!
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Hiya folks and IAM BACK! I know It was with great shame that the weekend edition was done by murphy. He has not the style or charm such as I, Cain has. With my apologies, lets blog this baby already.
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´´Did I Say That´´?
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http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/04/03/mukasey/index.html Just reading this alone made my skin crawl. Either this so called ´´true american´´ is lying thru his blue tinted lips with the scales of rotton flesh hanging off of them , or the stupid old bastard let slip THE TRUTH about 9/11!
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Not only is this man a piece of shit who should be tossed out of office and waterboarded to find out the truth, he should also lose his pension, and have no round the clock protection once his sorry ass it tossed out. Thats alot of lies by many who were commisioned to make the 9/11 report and leave that as its final . Seems this bottom feeder either knew more then he let on or is lying to scare the american ppl again about the big bad boogie man. You sir, are not a american, you can go live in china . Its there Iam sure you would fit in just fine , along with your cronnies as well.
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All you ´´Tony´s hide your faces, all you necons singing in the streets, the worlds going to fall on you.´´
Massive Madness ?!?!?!?



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482363
COOL TUNE!!!!!!! anyone know the song ? also great wavers too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482360
oh hell yes he sucks!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482364
cfp803 says:
Darvaza Flaming Crater:This crater is located in the Turkmenistan desert. It is called the Darvaza flaming crater. It is 60 meters in diameter and 20 meters deep. It was not caused by volcanic activity or meteorite impact. It was created in the 50's when the Soviets were prospecting for natural gas ignited the area. Its it's been burning ever since.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482359
NOW THATS BAD ASS!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482895
And yet they keep milking it,, look you fell and your black underware is nasty, NEXT.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482894
In the box bitch!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482888
you HID the camera? ok but at least your kid likes the HOT STUFF from donna summers tune.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482885
Issues? who would by that crappy old game? oh wait, those 30 something dudes that havint got laid yet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482886
REPOST and FAKE!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482883
and he barfed afterwards,,,,,,,,all to make 400 $?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482874
Wait,, first accent was that of a so called british, then came the hick?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482871
UGH this macho dillwad pukes after begging for his nad sack to get hit. wtf?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482873
the JOWELS that know no peace!!!!!!!!!!! pigman lives?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482868
um this happend on SNL a few yrs back.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482867
um,, dudes,, that is pathetic to say the least!


http://www.break.com/index/polish-bully-one-punched.html
drunk and stupid dont mix well for this wanna be bad ass. love the one shot to the face!

http://www.break.com/index/referee-from-the-matrix.html
dude had to have been a former boxer or a police officer working the druggie drunk night shift.

http://www.break.com/index/santa-cruz-ecstasy-girl.html
um,, wtf? why take drugs when she is already wacked from the get go?

http://www.break.com/index/two-guys-one-rope.html
welcome to the human rodeo ! WOOO HOOO!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-pulls-off-380.html
Very nice,,, NEXT

http://www.break.com/index/awareness-test-part-two.html
HA HA HA HA,,

http://www.break.com/index/westboro-church-gets-rick-rolld.html
he could have picked a better song but love his message anyways.

http://www.break.com/index/dad-scares-kids-with-fake-knife-wound.html
when daddy cries wolf to many times,, um the kids will just walk over his body!

http://www.break.com/index/tug-boat-tips-over.html
not a very bright tug boat captian!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-magic-stick-prank.html
and they wonder about the MOLD build up inside the hall carpets?

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-player-better-have-good-hiding-place.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482362
Pretty sure he gets the towel slap after gym class for the most moronic?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482356
FAKE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482353
wow ! and no morons with backpacks bombed this? radical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482350
probably why ´´wasderface ´´ pack never arrived from the states to here. ASSHOLES!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482343
OMG!!!!!!!! this is todays youth?????????????????? its a fucking game idiot! And bitch slap his ass too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482348
nice backyard dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482340
whats gay about it moron? because its french? ahh

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482330
dude plan A looked like a ?? sex wise,, and wears thier pants way too high. Plan B,, clean and colk the windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482329
better as a GTRS! dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482324
noise

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482319
noise

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482320
hahahhahahah to cute!

http://www.break.com/index/annoying-devil-keeping-fit.html
MMAF!!! not some of his best work but the annoying devil did deliver a few .

http://www.break.com/index/tazer-rigged-to-chair.html
pretty sure he baked his nads on that chair.

http://www.break.com/index/big-daves-power-slap.html
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/racecar-takes-turn-a-bit-too-tight.html
basicaly what the announcer said was,, wait, moment,, accident,, ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/millionaire-tazed-by-cops.html
lawsuite!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/millionaire-tazed-by-cops.html
No comment.

http://www.break.com/index/bear-playing-hockey.html
SICK!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482910
just feel the love!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482907
i really hope some ppl watch this and think wow these are my friends,, yrs later you let them baby sit your dog or cat. REMORSE? what a bunch of fucking losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482905
Um , it wasint ment to walk on morons.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482904
wow,,nice house , pool and a caged trampoline,, what more can a american idiot ask for?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482900
FAKE!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=482897
Another retarded weekend it seems?

http://www.break.com/index/water-balloon-prank.html
MMAF!!! remmeber the saying ´´i can run faster mad then you can scared´´!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483248
hows those top non existing teeth working for you?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483243
queen will never be queen again without the fredster.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483245
MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483241
I guess some guys love the idea of having thier nuts smooshed by various objects.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483238
what a bunch of sore losing crying little bastids. Grow up EDDIOTS

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483228
thought boxers were mild mannerd dogs? this one hate frogs its seems haha:/

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483225
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! run KIMBO RUN!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483220
the songs pretty good, the videos are ?????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483217
um,,,,,,,, no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483218
um, what is so ooooooooooh about that again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483216
one of my owners has never been on a roller coaster before but if they do, they would like the man filming and laughing evil like to go with them and hold thier hand .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483215
depends dude,, really buy some and wear em around your friends.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483212
again, when the time comes mr. roller coaster filmer man, can you hold my owners hand?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483213
the ideas for this one are endless hmmmmm,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483211
i bet that did hurt, before and after,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483209
hes the test bunny in case he wasint aware of it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483202
far to much beer for some ppl MMAF!!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF US CATS!
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Nothing new going on. Ive become fatter and the humans dont know what to do to help me lose weight. Now it seems i sleep alot and snooze bigtime. I mean even with the tv on or late at night when every one is sleeping my snoring wakes up folks and of course murphy.
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But thats the thing, I can only play around the house at night when ´´wasderface´´ is awake late and race around the place. During the day i try that and murphy has to get all pissy and we end up fighting. So i said , pfft and take naps,, all day into the early eveing untill the dillwad goes to bed with ´´´the spoiler´´ and i have the place to myself. Its not fair folk. If i die i shall blame my brother for keeping me under the stairs or hidden somewhere untill little lord pisspot wants to retire for the eveing. ´´wasderface´´ has started to intervene in this since friday and I hope they keep it up and let murphy know he dont rule this place! think scarface !
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We were let outside on the balcony the other day, seems it was a small snow squaw and this made it a second time i saw snow and was outside during so. Its nice but makes my feet wet. Um, what else can i bore you folks with,, nothing. So with that, lemme just wish you all working class heros a good start to the week, and dont hit your boss. Take great care fine pet owners and lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you Gals and Guys are.!!
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Look for murph come this wednesday, till then be good and be good at it. Oh and happy spring too :)
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Regards,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Saturday, March 29, 2008



Have you choked yet lately from the news? Oh dear americans, who woe is me help me god, trust and believe in thy repigs voted into power, have you paid enough now? Hows that pension fund working out for you folks? How is that fab job suddenly gone working out for you? And dont you just love the idea of this kid above , who bilked taxpayers out of ?? From your USA GOVERMENT!!!! Just who was the complete moron that gave this kid the contract? the ppl that decided so?TREASON i declare!

wtf,,,,,,,,,ill get back to that,, in the mean time,,,
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Tony snow and his its just numbers, continues,,222 Iraqis, 1 US Soldier, 3 US Contractors Killed Thursday,,,Friday: 101 Iraqis, 1 US Soldier Killed, 190 Iraqis Wounded,,,Saturday: 143 Iraqis, 2 US Soldiers Killed, 230 Iraqis Wounded
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SO far as what i can find for a few shits and giggles via video. have a great hahahaha on me !


http://www.break.com/index/longboarding-downhill-in-the-rain-goes-bad.html
great message for ´´long boarders´´ or whatever they are called. Glad to know this dudes ok.

http://www.break.com/index/grandpa-faceplants-on-dyno-roller.html
damn! Santa claus almost got his leg ripped off by a dyno roller! ÖÖÖ

http://www.break.com/index/more-video-of-lifelike-robotic-dog.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/03/27/the-eight-most-insane-victory-celebrations-of-all-time/
tapping out is for bitches!

http://www.break.com/index/monkey-riding-mini-bike.html
i felt kind of bad watching that. poor mini monkey.

http://www.break.com/index/busta-rhymes-owns-stupid-british-woman.html
hey when a mans got to go to the bathroom he has to go. Busta had to go, deal with it!

http://www.break.com/index/womens-pool-anchor-freudian-drawing.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477897
oldie but a goodie worst start for a F1 race!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477899
wow,, wonder if dr. dolittle would approve?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477898
great licks there dude! Nice to see its a real guitar and not some game.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477893
europes very own myth busters,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477882
old accident from yrs back but still shocking to see yrs later.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478444
The right of drunken passage?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478439
more of the same,, but this time number 7 gets a broken tooth, oh joy!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478293
i swear one of those guys was howard stern. either way they all got a free ´´i wish i wasint married look´´.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478436
um maybe that was inside a gay arab bar? or something,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478430
is that monica lewinsky??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478432
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! the old nobody and i mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478425
um reallyyyyyyyyyyy no comment !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478438
Now that was pretty damn good, and look that biker wore all the protective gear one is supposed to wear too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478421
someone should have thrown in a live yiddish band! wow that so sucked,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478429
oh comon! thats so weak. do what one of owners did when they were kids, toss some lighter fluid inside the hand, then hold down the bic lighter and then flick it!


http://www.break.com/index/another-pool-nutshot-prank-victim.html
jeeze the one dude laughing sounds like it was his balls that were busted.

http://www.break.com/index/why-you-should-always-defrost-your-windsheild.html
one time at car shop there was a kid that didint defrost his winsheild and well,, this is what happend.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478443
another bike wheelie another bad ending, there has been alot of em posted, hope this isint a repost.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478446
ok Werbung means commerical in german, and realitie means reality, and thus here are the food commericals that look yummy but in reality look like crap!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478442
repost but a good one. Itchy butt kitty. MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478415
is that art garfunkels son or some dude happy with some weed?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478407
pretty cool but i bet they used more then one car. some of those jumps would have crippled the front suspension.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478402
just what the hell is this cat so afraid of that he speaks in tounges? poor kitty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478403
MMAF!!!!! Yeah id say thats worth some money, great timing with the tune.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478401
wtf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment...

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478400
probably fake but it might have happend at one point in time. One of my owners thought i was the house phone and grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and poked my nose to answer the ´´phone´´! iam not a phone dammit iam a cat! course this was back in thier sleep walking stage.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478375
this is a crack pot army of ? they cant shoot or aim for shit when it comes to the rpg, there are no cordinates giving and no m-60 gunner travels alone without a feeder and stand. its a bunch of shit basicaly made to make ppl go ooooooh and ahhhhhhhhh. EDDIOTS!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478359
wow now thats a car that wasint built on a monday or a friday. good to know in case my owners get hit by one of these!

http://www.break.com/index/korean-drummer-rocks-out.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! i think he was a sub drummer, quick fill in who just wanted to GTFO there and go back home to slam .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478489
UG!!!!!!!!!!! hell no shes not hot! dude thats like,, nevermind,, but ugh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478490
as a cat, id say that pup is a new action toy hehhehehe.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478486
thats it?!!!!!!!!!!! on a bike? dude when you hit 180 + get back to us.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478487
no comment really,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478485
the new health care in america?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478475
temp life!!!!!!! ha should be made into a game with the worlds economy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478465
OWNED!!!!!!!!!! great drive thru lady.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478468
they gave the pussy a one min time out because he was out of breath? oh comon folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478470
gee, where is the THORPEDO? ahh he dropped out at the age of 22 due to a drug scandle.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478453
very coo.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478459
NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478457
third place beats no place on the podium!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478451
sad and RIP dude.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477880
Oh hes a bright one that lad! NOT.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477876
who are these little gangster losers again? comon,, go beat up your sister barbie doll ffs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477878
um no comment,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477874
looks cheesy folks. hacksaws ? comon its a has been done that tv media shock from yrs ago.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477866
reminds me of a old joke, whats soft and brown and sits on a piano bench?,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477872
battle balls!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477855
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477863
wtf is this dude? part of the once powerfull mafia crew?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477849
this could have been part of the summer games in china, cept they boiled all the alley cats alive!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477850
dammit where was this kid during art class? BRILLIANT!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477856
Radical flying dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477839
thanks dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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News from the House Of Murphy and,,,,,others.


Well aside from the crazy shit going on in washington , the brain childs in power, the US slowly becoming a thing of the past, and folks wondering when the other shoe will drop, not alot to tell ya folks. Iam doing the weekend edition as you can tell. Cain did a mid week blog post due to events that kinda of left us changing our routine around. Cant say iam a fan of weekend editions but for the few loyal fans i managed to conjure up, ill do it anyways!!!!!

Weather had been wacked here,, snow, sleet sun. It cant make its mind up, sort of like how the dems cant make thier mind up over who they want to be the nominie for the presidental canidte. The more they drag thier heels on this the more john Mccain gets in more and more. Folks here in germany have already said that if john Mccain becomes president, you can kiss goodbye america pie! Life as they once knew it will be a thing of the past. Just remember another country not so long ago that treated its ppl like garbage and had only a few select folks allowed to be free,, South africa ring a bell? Except this time its not about color but about $$$$$ who has it and how much it can buy freedom! On that note, iam out of here, as its weekend and i want my freedom from the laptop!

Thanks for stopping on down and having a look at my blog, or not! Talk to you fine folks come again wednesday. Till then be strong , dont beat your fish, make sure to let the cat in before going to bed and dont blame the dog for that odd odor. Be nice and well,, thats it.

Words of wisdom,,,,, ´´Expect the worst,, Hope for the Best´´. FKB 1954.

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008


side A below side B



Its Hump day,, and anyone know the correct nation of which the above coin belongs to? Not so fast,,,,take your time while I compile this blog with its mixture of comedy and sadness! Oh and if you guess right you will win,,,,nothing. Nothing at all. Maybe some yo dude from us . Other then that,, nadda sorry.

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BAD TO THE BONE?!?!?!

Some of the best and worst videos on the net ive seen so far, enjoy :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476953
MMAF!!!!!!!! hard to believe ppl are so guliable! if anyone won 151 million would you announce that a city bus stop?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476991
id would have kicked the shit out of that,, fake alien.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476983
UGH!!!!!!!!! warning vomit video!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476973
One of my owners swears before they are old , they will have owned a ford mustang, i believe em too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476898
Whats the price for one bottle of that ? over 30 dollars? or is that some other fine booze?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476886
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476968
we need more like kimbo in this world!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476975
now that is one smart dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476946
DUDE thats so fugly!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476958
vodka, drink for fools.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477079
keystone K-9? MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477045
Never saw a monkey shot a colt 45 semi auto pistol before,,,,,odd.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477036
funny how this dude can count so fast and knows the exact amount of money inside the so called sealed packs.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477052
rather funny commerical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477089
MMAF!!!!!!!! i dont think the poor bastid was remotely conscience of where he was.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477048
cool pics of some serious ownage!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477085
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one beer ten times turning around and the outcome,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477023
um ya gotta admitt it has a beat to it. warning,, vomiting spiderman.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476931
what the hell was that shit he threw at the clerk?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476961
gross true but maybe the poor bastid has no health insurance!?

http://www.break.com/index/laughing-baby-surprise2.html
little to much laughter for jr?

http://www.break.com/index/blonde-doesnt-understand-sexual-euphemisms.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ´´slutty vibe´´!?

http://www.break.com/index/face-slap-in-slow-motion.html
OUCH! not to mention his nasal cavitiy is probably messed up now!

http://www.break.com/index/danny-bonaduce-gets-slapped.html
KEITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone call ruben!!AHHHHHHHHH

http://www.break.com/index/rock-song-for-mom.html
oh my word, i thought that was a chick,, me bad .

http://www.break.com/index/moped-crushed-by-big-kid.html
repost and yeah he did break his ´´bike´´.

http://www.break.com/index/obama-girl-is-back-again.html
with all due respect,, are we to vote for a bimbo with big tits who calls herself Obama girl? what about his wife michelle? fucking losers.

http://www.break.com/index/lion-attacks-woman.html
sorry bitch but who do you think you are? and what kind of lion trainer kicks the lion in the mouth? ahh away with you and bullshit art.

http://www.break.com/index/ghost-ride-the-tank.html
least they didint hit anything or die by accident. Not cool for kids to see and try .

http://www.break.com/index/amish-road-rage.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dodge-truck-big-jump.html
yanno,, dodge credit ppl are nice,, but when you really mess up like this and pay for ? they will get thier money.

http://www.break.com/index/cool-party-trick.html
NOW at last its found! the hidden pyramids lock.

http://www.break.com/index/hidden-camera-sex-tape-spoof.html
GO KITTY ITS YOUR,, SOFA ITS YOUR SOFA!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-crash-compilation.html
the pissed off elephant scared me the most,, wow they are huge and do damage when in a rage.

http://www.break.com/index/dry-ice-compilation.html
ooooooooooooooooooooooooh dry ice,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-ipod-stereo-system.html
Way cool!!

http://www.break.com/index/keeping-people-from-comlaining-about-gas-prices.html
BUT ( no pun intended) about her face?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-get-a-girl-to-flash-you.html
shit just cruise the stars of hollywood after the red carpet!

http://www.break.com/index/calling-this-a-fake.html
Well wtf did you do expect from a redneck?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-create-an-ice-bulb.html
hmm,, kinda looksm fake,, as where is the ice melting?

http://www.break.com/index/bro-search-part-II.html
MMAF!!!!!! oh please. there are many gay men running around in the closet, think these two are any diff?

http://www.break.com/index/backflip-faceplant-off-concrete-barrier.html
BRAVO!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-crashes-and-wrecks-car.html
sad to say but this driver is probably dead or in a coma.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-rob-police-station.html
um really no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=473507
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah,, google it,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-go-to-jail.html
nice! a so called man hits a woman in the face whos all of five foot zero?

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-jumps-over-groomer.html
um there was a pause in the video and then a diff shot,, fake? iono you folks decide!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-discovers-gravity-exists-when-drunk.html
Well how fucking dumb do these lads have to be? no air? means theres no soft landing, right?

http://www.break.com/index/party-boat-sinks.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh that one is great!

http://www.break.com/index/insane-motorcycle-rider-dash-cam-footage.html
WOW!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/what-would-kimbo-do-episode-4.html
JA WOLL!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/200-foot-hockey-goal.html
that was a great shot, hands down.

http://www.break.com/index/skater-nearly-gets-head-run-over.html
yet sadly some kid did die doing a ghost ride caught on tape. I wont watch it nor post it. death is not for others thrills .

http://www.break.com/index/toilet-seat-vs-wasted-girl.html
fake!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/willie-nelsons-daughter-kicks-guy-off-stage2.html
great drop kick to the dillwad who wouldint leave the stage.

http://www.break.com/index/horrifying-ghost-on-stairs.html
real ghost? dunno i didint watch it, yeppers iam a wuss .

http://www.break.com/index/rapelling-off-a-cliff-goes-bad.html
i dont think the youth group leader wanted that to happen!

http://www.break.com/index/student-vs-teacher.html
love letter or cell phone, whatever the teacher took away from her sure sent her ass into the mental zone!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477004
um,, dude, this was being done yrs ago, but thanks for the info in case someone tries this and drowns.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476976
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good thing for moms.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476966
repost i think but they should have flipped it too at 70mph and seen what the damage was as well.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477001
what a nutty dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=476995
pretty fly for a white guy! Oh and the pug running around is cute .

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if i had to pick which car i like better, its the Lamb , hands down.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF US CATS!!!
Well between the wars going on and the american idol style of politics in the states, oh and dont forget about ppl selling thier blood to pay for gasoline as well, theres really not alot to add here.
Seems easter here came and went and us cats were treated to what you folks can call a pot roast. Not the whole thing but a few slivers chopped up and mixed in our hard food, complete with gravy! I must say i ate alot , murphy picked at his and said he would come late to finish. FOOL!!!!!!!!! with me and food , there is no such thing as a ´´come back later and finish´´! Its gone folks, kinda like the money that was once inside the US tresuary,, pfft poof! Like the jobs there in the states, the fact ppl cared about thier neighbors, or listend to others ideas about the american idol joke for the president nomination too. Alles poof! Now what they have there is not in the best interest of the country,, but whats in the best interest of a group of ppl who want to see thier canidate get the nomination. Its worse then being a senior and working on the yr book, bitch fest here, there everywhere. At least the youth can talk and work thru it, not the adults! Fighting verbal wise, name calling etc you name its every petty thing under the sun.
Even the blogs are getting to be bitchy! Of course not here, this blog you can say what you want and no one comes back bitching . Of course i dont ask for money on this blog nor will i ever. I do this for fun,, and hope its fun for you the reader!
So with that,, I will just say folks here the expats living in europe are embarrased by the actions of ppl in the states when it comes to thier pick for a dem canidate for prez. No folks we are! Have you stopped and read the comments on some dem blogs? its like a kindergarten blat fest ! So please for the pats living in the states, us ex pats ask you to grow up and shut up and make peace. My owners are saying its bad enough the canidates are acting like bitches,, the ppl shouldint follow suite . As for the republican blogs,, i wont even go there. Worse then the worst!
Other then the above, things here are going rather well in germany. The humans are doing ok,, nothing to really gripe about and we were let outside the other day during a snow shower! Murphy freaked and ran back inside, i sniffed the air and tried to eat the snow flakes, but they melted faster then i could eat em. Murphy did come back outside on the balcony and licked a snow flake but decided the spout that drains water from the balcony was more tasty and licked that untill the humans shooed us back inside.
ok folks thats about it here from this blog, hope you had fun while you stopped on by. Check for murphy maybe this weekend as hes kinda bummed he didint get to do the hump day post! oh well,, iam sure alot of ? are bummed they didint get to do the hump day as well!
Take care fine owners and lovers of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. HEROS you guys and gals are!
Oh and the coin thing? My owners were told its turkish from the 19 50s, and silver of course that can be seen. If anyone reading this thinks otherwise,, drop a comment.
REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!