My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Lemme get this right, obama said what again?

The Weekend Edition!
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Hiya folks and welcome back to the weekend edition. Seems there is alot of flubba going on about some comments barack obama said , in regards to small towns in the USA. Heres a quote as to what he said ,,,´´And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.´´ Barack Hussein Obama.
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Ok, then what he is saying is that ? constitution is wrong ? That the right to bear arms is wrong and the right to be free from any religion of which you choose to worship is wrong as well? That its nothing more then ´´bitterness´´? If the man wants to say what I think he ment to say then get a better speach writer or just write the damn thing yourself there Obama! Not only did that insult many americans who do own handguns and do go to church it also bitch slapped small towns into making some ppl assume its redneckville all over.

And now about Hillary and her comments ,,,in regards to Obamas oops.
“You don’t have to think back too far to remember that good men running for president were viewed as being elitist and out of touch with the values and lives of millions of Americans,” she said. Well Hillary dear,, That is like the sink calling the tub white( i wont use the pot calling the kettle yadda yadda in case some misread that as being against blacks. Yeah the worlds that fucked over in the states) Getting back to my point, I doubt hillary has fired a rifle or hand gun if ever at all. Same for Barack. As for church, Its really no ones bizz when she went . Course baracks church we found out was kinda bitchy when it came to white folks, so the point iam attempting to make is,, who do we believe ? NEITHER!!!!
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A grand show of attempting to connect to the middle class small town ppl , which didint go well . So thats it, that is our two dem canidates? Calling Howard Dean, BEG Al Gore to run. The man makes the most sence over any of the canidates, And, all parties running too.

My choice for prez? Neither one of these two assclowns.
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The blood count in Iraq,,,,
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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/atv-towing-power-wheels-goes-bad.html
MMAF!!! at least they all wore helmets.

http://www.break.com/index/saran-wrap-prank-on-crabby-roommate.html
what being crabby can get you nowadays.

http://www.break.com/index/embarassing-question-for-tiger.html
MMAF!!!! who said tiger woods dosint have a sence of humor?

http://www.break.com/index/annoying-reporter-microphone-prank.html
grandpa gave em the wtf look after he was done with his speech. priceless.

http://www.break.com/index/dont-let-this-girl-punch-you_1.html
kind of hard to call weather this is fake or real. If real, that lady packs one hell of a punch.

http://www.break.com/index/kobe-bryant-jumps-over-car_1.html
wow if that was real.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sister-busted.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! classic fighting siblings !!

http://www.break.com/index/naked-pictures-of-your-buddys-girlfriend_1.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent and it probably happend to some poor bastid too.

http://www.break.com/index/worst-rap-battle-ever.html
um,,,,,???

http://www.break.com/index/kid-jumps-over-speeding-station-wagon.html
did it still count even when his sneaker hit the roof? just wondering whats acceptable for retardism today.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487123
if he thinks that burns now, well wait till the next morning and its waste management time!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487119
this video you can stop after 3 of the 4 bleach /tin foil bombs go off, afterwards nothing just the song.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487121
MMAF!!! iono maybe the kid is a problem eater or something. Or his parents are just twisted?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487129
somehow he looks like he belongs a episode of stark trek, the next generation.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487117
nice wheelie and car but where are the barriers to protect the fans ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487115
more of the same as above but this dude really needs to lower the thrust, check out the ending where he loses twice and comes down hard on the track, enough to leave sparks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487113
this hamster reminds of the wheelie ppl from the above vids.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487110
Thanks Jason for the tip. Be sure to remember it someday.

http://www.break.com/index/136-mph-rally-car-jump.html
And no sparks or any damage either !

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-at-dinner.html
GROSS but funny. I like how married ppl end up suffering the same dry heaves as thier spouces do when they eat hairy pizza!

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html
who said being a reporter was a easy job?

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-make-homemade-ice-cream.html
just be glad they didint add any sprinkles with that ice cream.

http://www.break.com/index/improv-everywhere-pranks-little-league-game.html
cool for the kids and the love of the game too.

http://www.break.com/index/game-show-dumb-luck.html
game show bloopers.

http://www.break.com/index/awkward-moment-with-grandma.html
no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486690
and no broken bones or parts either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486686
Ö Rent a room already !!! Ö

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486685
Think that was a warning from above as to not be so stupid and stand outside during a thunder storm?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486678
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool dad,, and yeah , better sleep with one eye open dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486673
Great gtr playing dude. beats the hell out of GH3!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486674
Love the tom cruise if they were born in are -kansas pic.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486670
great for folks with flabby buttocks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486667
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! sounds like a cool neighbor to have.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486665
i think the bigger dude treated that as a joke, afterwards iam sure he kicked tiny tims ass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486661
dude,,you tapped the bat out where your friend just took a leak? Ug,,buy a new one after that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486656
Not bad guys.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486658
um,,,,,,,?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486660
Think the dudes aim is abit off?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486659
no comment, whos to say otherwise?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487109
Now that was WAY COOL!!!!!!!!!!! nice flying carpet there aladin!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487105
Maybe the pilot needs a refreasher course in flying, actually take off?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487098
excellent catch,, i guess,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487097
ughhh,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487095
hiney is good, would you let her keep it ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487093
some cheaper made digicams or cell phones dont have enough filter to film the sun without it showing up as a black dot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487092
anything is sellable at airports nowadays,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487088
um what happend to his recoil comeback???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487087
i bet he felt swell the next day,, shit make the next 2 weeks after doing something like that. EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487085
they do HURT even thru protective gear. But a great weapon against drunks with big mouths and bigger egos

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487082
MMAF!!! the kid that said shoot first ask questions later is priceless, blame the other hunter idea!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487082
MMAF!!! the one dude towards the end was hell bent on having a look, regardless of the wife.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487077
bet they were all thinking the same,, oh shit i hope my mom isint watching this!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ´´US CATS´´!!
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Seems spring kicked into full gear here finaly. I sit in front of the big picture window and watch bugs crawl outside on the patio, birds fly overhead and see baby bees testing out thier new wings. All of which fall into one catogory for me, that would be the FOOD one!!!! Sorry humans dont eat bugs, or never tasted a yellow jacket, or a bird.I have heard though that humans will eat a poison fish and pray the chef took all the poison sack from it correctly. Makes sence,, Not. Here us cats protect your fresh newly planted veggies for harvest from vermin.
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Just not murphy or me. We dont go outdoors, if so, the patio is the limit. My owners said that some of the neighbors here dont like cats and digging in the flower bed as we lay a fresh pile of poop, or take a whizz on someones front door stoop. But dogs here in germany,, bad mouth one owner and thier dog its ww3! Seems scrotum licking , drooling , barking mutts are acceptable? who the hell wants that in thier house to help with the decor? Regardless, when a plauge hit europe many many many yrs ago, cats were the fav pet to have. We ate your self made disease! Thats the thanks we get today? HA!!! Cats rule simple folks. We meow when there is fire or danger and we protect too. Lose the dog get a cat and see a animal that requires little mataince. All we want in return is,, the bed. The couch, the whole living room floor. The kitchen, the hallway, the closets, the laundry room, laudry baskets, the bathrooms,, tubs and sinks, the lap, the where you were sitting before you got up to go pp. You humans warm body heat to leach off of during cold nights and laying in front of a floor fan during the summer to blow our dander out and into the air of which you breath, is that asking to much???????!!!
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Thats it from here in germany tonight. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are!!!!! Look for murphs blog come wednesday, till then,have a good week and enjoy the peace of a sunday.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the sake of sanity.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude, learn to spell. and format. and make sense. and things like this: "???????!!!" doesn't make you look very smart. oh, and music on a site that you can't turn off? not cool.

Anonymous said...

Dude, Learn To Write Ok?
Now, Fick Du :)