My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


HUMP DAY!!!
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And as we see, some are not prepared what so ever. Ok Iam looking below at this so called allmighty piece of shit ´´Al Sadar´´, who hides somewhere and now threatens to start a new war that should have been over back in 2006. The fight for Basara.

Will the morons in charge of the Troops allow to take this prick down? I know,, it took the FBI 4 yrs to finaly get the ok to enter a polygamist sect's Texas ranch compound. Why pussy foot around at the cost of human lifes? Take that pig Al sadar out of the equastion,, and see what happens. It will show this time for once, enough is enough for this tit for tat bullshit!
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The blood count in Iraq, and those reading this, do you really think this piece of shit has your best interest at hand? NO! Hes making money by the deaths of many. Take em out!!
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The many mass morons on the internet !


http://www.break.com/index/eagle-drags-goats-off-cliff.html
yeah its nature, but i still think some goat farmers will just shoot the eagles now. I would have had camo net covering the goats to prevent that from happening. Warning graphic wildlife . Or better yet use a fake cement stuffed goat for a kill decoy and see How far the bird can carry it before it drops it ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/car-hits-oil-slick-at-150mph.html
repost of the asshole audi driver that loses control of his car, Oil slick my ass.

http://www.break.com/index/paintball-prank.html
another nut shot,, this time with a paint gun.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-cant-hold-beer-bong.html
had to be fake why else would the dude take off his shirt for a beer bong? unless,,,,ahem,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491446
MMAF!!! wait till the end hilarious!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491449
Um another grt playing in the back ground would help, maybe some better fills via a real drummer,bass gtr too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491445
um,, it kind of lacked any GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr. Next time toots, hit it like you mean it. Plus the beat was the same and there was no fills what so ever. Boring.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491437
if you ask me this show and its host and the morons that go on it , are all scumbags.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491432
he will grow to hate his mother for that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491425
watch a bear eat them all MMAF!! no but its funny shit these folks posted for video(s)


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491430
Never let it be said that this man didint keep his eyes on the balls!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491429
MMAF!! think hes right on all the canidates.

http://www.break.com/index/bird-doesnt-like-being-kissed_1.html
looked to me this bird is a chick and not ready to fly. Glad it gave dillwad boy a nice kiss on the nose ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/brosearch-episode-5.html
Reallyyyyyyyyyy no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491490
someone tell me this is FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? wtf folks.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491490
Gotta be upstate NY welders,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491484
this is america´s future?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491479
you know damn well thats a boston !!! cute dogs, looks like it ran head first into a tree at 50 mph.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491468
this shit actually works!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491962
Kind of creepy making your kids ghost,,,,,cool though i guess.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491963
fake!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491955
FlyLeaf should sue ! Even a tone deaf person can hear the same .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491966
cant wait!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491964
This is very disturbing to say the least,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491959
wetf that was supposed to be,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491953
right and i have a fucking bridge and land in florida that you can buy dirt cheap too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491954
MMAF!! its those ears folks, they slide in ok but retracting them is impossible without some serious pain


http://www.break.com/index/fck-the-earth-day.html
MMAF!!!! this old dude is funny, and kidding too.

http://www.break.com/index/co-worker-gay-or-straight.html
sadly there are some closet cases still around.

http://www.break.com/index/very-talented-pro-finger-boarding.html
um,,,

http://www.break.com/index/horse-slams-into-starting-gate.html
something tells me this jockey wont be racing today. Great job gate keeper too. Moron.

http://www.break.com/index/pavement-scrape.html
ugh,, rather gross but important message about wearing protective gear while riding ?

http://www.break.com/index/air-force-II-blows-media-away.html
all those laptops and bags of gear now flying in the air, tst tst tst.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491945
radical wheelie dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491934
time didint allow me to watch this all but so far the ship wrecks looked really cool.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491933
Iam pretty sure one of my owners will try these 4 bar tricks come this weekend. I can already hear the sound of broken glass too Ö !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491931
Ian , dude, you really put yourself way out there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491932
Great concept .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491930
MMAF!!!! that poor dude really had his nads slammed badly .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491929
dude, it looks like a young Denis Quaid! and air brush is cheating for art.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491924
about time someone slammed the facebook ho´s ! MMAF!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491925
um,, wtf was that?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491921
WOW that dude is great for a human beat box.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491920
MMAF!! check out this comment made,,,Joeslowy says:
./:i want my minute and 41 seconds back, put his ass on a 50cc before he kills himself


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491917
so thats what they are called today,, pop and lock dancers?

http://www.break.com/index/cute-kittens-bop-their-heads.html
awwww way to cute. !

http://www.break.com/index/paint-cans-miss-their-target.html
way to close . hope the little kid is ok.oh and talk about a white sale .

http://www.break.com/index/testtesttest_1.html
what happens when one isint wearing a helmet. Think he felt great the next day?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-fails-at-double-backflip.html
ouch. he was shy of his mark it looks like.

http://www.break.com/index/yankee-fan-beats-up-red-sox-fan.html
MMAF! see what happens to red sox fans ? they fall down and then get kicked out of the stadium.

http://www.break.com/index/dock-jump-double-self-ownage.html
slight pinkage, maybe a broken nose but iam sure hes fine folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492456
pretty awesome man made biker.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492455
funny clips of folks falling ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492454
Damn! Dont mess that woman. She stomped his ass silly, and wanted more.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492446
did he inhale that beer? so much for enjoying the taste?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492444
´´ladies´´ out and about . what man would want to marry one of those ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492443
dont you wish you could do this today and get away with it from the boss right on down to the wife?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492437
the slow mo became boring after awhile.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492438
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492435
enjoy the bald spot forever.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492430
I have to say, excellent dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492429
Whoa,, flashbacks!
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News From The House Of Murphy and ,,,co.



Seems the humans were watching tv the other night and saw a report about how there isint enough food to feed the world. Meaning like always some small lacking oil, poor country will take the broken end of the stick and see thier ppl die from starvation. Some ppl speculate that its due in part because of farmers growing bio fuels. I personaly think its because the world food bank fucked up!
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I mean wtf does hati have that other nations would help em out with food? Nothing that the ubber rich want. No oil, some nice beaches and palm trees and thats it. Other small nations lack anything the world food bank morons deem important. Living in a world today where the mantra is ME ME ME , is rather sickeing to say the least. Most ppl wont give a rats ass untill the food shortages start hitting thier end of the woods. I mean can you imagine anyone living in Georgetown washington having to go with out thier krispy cream or whole wheat toast with roast beef and a slice of baby swiss? Why the outrage would be seen on CNN and other cable news shows. Oh the horror, no more roast beef sammies !
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Other then the above which is enough I think, nothing new here. My potatoe isint growing anymore and the humans took a pic of it as to compare the size of it on a weekly basis. More then likely its a mole or wart or something. But we get out shots again come this summer and so from there the vet can decide weather to take it off or leave it on. Cains still fat. The humans went out and brought a large dog size metal water dish, as cain cant quite lower his head to get to the water in the now tossed out old water bowl. Since this new water dish has graced my home, cain drinks non stop. And no more paw dipping like he did with the old one. Which is good because i cannot stand hair in my water . ICKY!.
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Alright, its late, iam tired and there are things to be done around here tonight. One is chase cain and then plop next to ´´the spolier´´ whos sleeping. Oh and ´´the spoiler´´ now can work from home when they feel like :) This means i have them all to myself starting at 6:00am untill say 4:00pm when they stop working on the laptop. Massive cuddle time on the couch i spend with em, untill i paw swipe the infared mouse off the table and well, get yelled at :( . Take care folks and look for cains blog this weekend. Till then, dont dry hump your air fern or cactus garden, Or use a newspaper to kill a large spider on the ceiling. (hint,, they fall on you sometimes alive and very pissed off) spare the fish the beatings and the pets the stress. Love ,live and lie if possible to chase down that all out mega dream of living happily ever after!
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,
“You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.”

Unknown.

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CIAO!!!

MvB.

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