Its Just Another Manic Hump Day!

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Hello and welcome back to my blog. Seems wasderface was talking to thier grandma who at the age of 93 has more wise words then any talk show /blog shrill could hope to have. Granny isint happy with the hillary and obama fight, which she states will divide the party and let that crazy man (MCcain) inside the whitehouse. Her words were,, ´ its sad to see ppl fight over a canidate based not on thier merit but on a person choice based on race. I wish Al gore would run! He is a good man, and did alot for earth and taught ppl to care abit more and how to fight global warming. What has hillary or obama done? Nothing but raise millions of money to get a job that pays 400,000 grand a yr? why? Some of that money could have been used to help thier fellow mankind out such as those still struggling with katrina and those poor ppl in greenbourg kansas! They lost everything and no one cares about them, just about how much money they shove to thier canidate ! EGO! Let gore run and let him pick the Vp as he sees fit ,and if he picks Obama as a VP i hope the mans not that full of himself where he would turn it down! , If he does turn it down then you will see just how shallow he was , and the same for that hillary woman too! ´´

Now this granny has been thru 2 world wars, came to the states in the early 50s and rasied a family with nothing more then the her and husbands clothes on thier back. They had jack shit and worked and worked to save!!! Today saving is a joke but credit is the answer to everything? yeppers. I will have to agree with wassderfaces granny when she says Al Gore should run and end this ego race between two babies that waaaaaaaaa all the time. Where is this bitch fest between white and black , male and female benifiting the USA? its not,, so think about that folks. GORE or nothing at all.

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The War count /Tony snows ´´numbers´´!Sunday: 144 Iraqis, 2 Americans Killed, 59 Iraqis Wounded,,Monday: 2 US Soldiers, 50 Iraqis Killed; 41 Iraqis Wounded ,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 23 Iraqis Killed; 16 Iraqis Wounded,,Wednesday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 29 Wounded.

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This weeks ass medal awards for the dumbest on the net, enjoy the show folks!

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I would take the pool! sorry folks but babies are like fine china to me, plus the humans would yell at me when i went to sniff and check the kid out!

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cool rapper,, actually a good rap song.

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so many wakes, so little time to get out of the way of one.

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just really no comment,,,

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cool animal clip. before you shoot it , know it and learn more about it!

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MMAF!!!!!!! that dude should become a gym teacher at some local high school!

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dude,, stick that up your arse! and thats my comment with your threat too.

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what a dumb bitch to let that happen to her fish and a asshole for doing that on a full stomach. I hope the scales scraped your colon bigtime!

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pooping your pants over this little fun is a sign of high stress dude. take some imoduimun

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There are some tots that like to bath in thier food, as this video clearly shows.

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shut the fuck up!

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what a dillwad!!!!! Heres where kimbo needs to enter the pic and grab em after hes slammed to ground and ask em,, ´´DID YOU LEARN A LESSON BITCH´´?!

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should have added some baggy pants and party lights.

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spencer looks alot like a woman, i mean dude the man tits are enough to throw us all off .

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since when did jack black do dance routines?

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Um what kind of college is that? and what type of sit down dinner affair was that again?

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well how dumb do you have to be ? jeeze

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i hear that claude van damn started out this way too,, kicking over plastic cups,,,

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thats all i really needed to see dude!

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great cars, nice gtrs and some cool tunes!

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Pretty stupid! What moron puts a to tight baby polo shirt on a cat and thinks its funny when the cat flops over from either unable to breathe or heat stroke? run away kitty run far away from these losers!

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hows that broken tailbone working out for you dude? yeah i bet it hurt.

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repost! still stupid,, and i bet the dude that got hit is still stuck in a 4 year college after being there for 5 years now!

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sad this asshole thinks he is funny by taking drugs, then letting ppl punch em in the face. Dude you are the epitmy of a loser bigtime.

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just think,, these are the future of america.

http://www.break.com/index/genius-interviewed-about-aliens.html
the truth us out there,, so says this dude. wow, quite the character.

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why yes i always tell ppl to drive thier trucks into lakes,, then wonder wtf happend.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-dancing-on-truck-owned.html
i bet he felt like a real moron doing that. and probably got his ass kicked too.

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MMAF!!!! ok but the kid laughing sounds nuts!

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things kids do for fun in a town with nothing to do but this,,,

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! she probably did it because of his nosiy eating habbits?

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wtf,,,,,,,,,,??

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Now that had to hurt, mats or no mats!

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sack slapping 101! some guys will never had children .

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Not too bad live. sounds like a good band.

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i fully expected someone to drop punch this dude,, but he did get one dollar for his attempts.

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bet the folks booing dipshit are the same ones that voted for him ´´twice´´.

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um,,,,,,,what are these guys again?

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pugs rock, and this pug is zare cool.

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wow if she hang up like that then she has one big ass ego to match that ass of hers as well.

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MMAF!!!!!!!! and no comment.

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i guess helmets just are cool to wear for some morons huh?

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MMAF!!!!!!!! that one poor woman ran off after that cpr lesson.

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hes probably lucky none of the parents grabbed em and beat his ass after that MMAF!!!

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pretty good and excellent attitude too!

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what the hell did he fill the sneaker with, cement?

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seems she or he didint count thier flips,,,,,bet that had to hurt.

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see what happens when you show off for the camera? bad things bad,, very bad.

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MMAF!!!!!!!!

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Think this tennis player has some issues? damn dude,, just throw the racket and stop beating yourself with it!

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better version of hillary ..f..cking obama!

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cool, see some folks dont know that cats have to be burped at a young age.

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now , how to rearrange the funiture to hide all those burn marks on the carpet?

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MMAF!!!!!!!!! check out the last dudes reaction with the topless gtr player.

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MMAF!!!! really isint it time stalone gave up making those rocky movies?

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UGH!!!!!!!! thats really gross.

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MMAF!!! well they are built like a man,, but act like a lady.

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MICHAEL!

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WOW!! there are some gentlemen in the world after all.

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No no no,, wrong way!

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great tv series,, watch it sometime.

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they say revenge is sweet i suppose he got even with her over the slap across the head with the oven cookie sheet attack. This couple will flourish in life iam sure! MMAF!!!!

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I hope he was promised something like a 12 pack of beer or some ones ps3 game to play for doing something really fucking stupid.

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repost and stupid fake crap as well.

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another repost at least this one is funny

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I ponderd as to why it showed the ´´cool ones´´? Iam sure those cool ones sat on the members of SADD during thier high school sr year. Now they just plain suck! Ahh those frat parties,,,,,,

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I really wonder about that last prank and that blonde! doubtful she eats anything.

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maybe some guys dont like all that head on thier beer bongs?

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maybe a fresh bath? my one owner had a dauchund that did the same after a bath! ran around the house like mad too.

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

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That last lady was smart ;)

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE, in the middle of the cul de sac!

Nothing really new here folks. Seems with the daylight savings kicking into place, the humans have had a tough time of it .One of my owners read that daylight savings was invented during the 80s while another said they were told it was invented during the first world war to save on coal and lamp oil. Dunno whos right but it has us cats as well sleeping odd hours too.

I did learn a knew trick with ´´wasderface´´! Trust me folks they arent my fav as ´´The spoiler´´ is my true love, abber when the humans lay on the L shaped sectional here and watch tv, they sometimes fall asleep. I want in on thier laps. so i did notice that ´´wasderface´´ nods off with their legs crossed indian style. Dammit! theres no room for me to get inside the legs of warmth and snuggle! So i figured out how to end that.i simply paw scratch a few times and Presto! i have the V shaped leg nest from the human. Its there that i can snuggle and suck body heat from em too :) !

Till Cain comes into the pic.! boy hes fatter then the repigs bank accounts, those that are doing time in prison too! Now that is fat. Either way cain jumps and stomps his way on to the human cat sleeping /napping time and lays on ´´wasderfaces´´ left shoulder, as if he was at a bar and leaning up against it.

I like this new deal we have going on! I get to sleep in the valley of the two legged human and cain gets sloppy seconds as he has to breathe in thier departing air from the lungs! Only thing that didint jive well with me,, ´´wasderface´´ fluffed!

yeah it happens i know but not when i sleeping so close to thier ass. It was nasty folks, and after that i left and now make it priority to sleep with my ass facing thiers. Meat farts arent cool for a cat to inhale. YES i know we do the same but name me one human that slept between a cats legs???! See?

Some are probably shocked at this post,, but then again if you are a human how do you know you never fluffed in your pets face? You think we sleep all the time you sleep? hell no.. we explore and wander off the bed and back again.

Ok seems its my time to get off this blog. Thanks for stopping on down and reading it,, or not! Cains up this weekend, with his edition, look for it when your really bored and cant go out ! Dont beat your fish or chain your children, be good to others and be good at what you do. Most important, make sure you let the cat in before going to bed, danke. Love the dog, kiss the rabbit and be a better person towards nature and it will be nice towards you.

Till then,,

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,, True philosophers who are burning with love for truth and learning never see themselves . . . as wise man, brim- full of knowledge . . . For most of them would admit that even the very greatest number of things of which we know is only equal to the very smallest fraction of things of which we are ignorant. Nor are these philosophers so addicted to any kind of tradition or doctrine that they suffer themselves to become their slaves, and thus lose their liberty. -William Harvey.

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CIAO!!!

MvB.