My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


HUMP DAY!!! yawnnnnnnn,,,,,
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TAX TIME! hahahahaha,, nice for the folks in the USA who , many have lost thier jobs and homes. Just how in the hell does the goverment expect those folks to pay taxes on money they NO longer earn and property they no longer own? Its rather sad oxy moron, actually. Ppl forced to pay the debts the gov says they owe every year. Income, state, fed, city, town, and property.

Way to go ´´ all those scumbags that voted yet again for Bush. Oh and forget the current dems noms, They lack as well. Either way one may slice it, its a huge shit sandwhich and everyone has to take a bite from it. Oh other then the 24% ubber rich that still support Bush and his cronnies.

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The Blood Count In Iraq, and continues to be so. Be the all mighty pussy Iraqi goverment/puppet gov.

You all know this pigs name,, and his army, yet no one is allowed to touch him? ok then here are the latest from his army killing ppl and soliders . Monday: 1 US Soldier, 87 Iraqis Killed; 127 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 2 Marines, 112 Iraqis Killed; 176 Iraqis Wounded ,, Isint it time Al sadar is kicked to curb and ends the blood letting of thousands? Hump days numbers arent available yet, click and look for yourself.




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Look ! Massive Morons On the Net!!!





http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=247_1208340257
ok,, My idea for scumbag parents like this? no more children. fix snip snap whatever to make sure this type of dirt isint allowed to have anymore kids.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1208388296
I think he was talking about most of the old school republicans.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=548_1208389454
wow, I bet that impressed the health insurance ppl. and raised rates for the retards that act like such.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d40_1208388169
I kind of doubt they were invited, but asked nicely and of course were not turned down.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b18_1208387073
looks like a repost of the same morons in germany that took thier BMW out on the public street and lost it.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=899_1208193695
OUCH! bitch slapped on live leak,, lets see the others version of the story.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f01_1208289584
ok heres the reply from the above ,,,,make up your own mind folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee8_1208360489
well someone wasint happy with the verdict is appears. look how the judge flees to his chambers.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bbb_1208309088
If that was me I would have just lit the cig up after being trapped that long in a crappy elevator. poor bastard.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c3_1208301479
Would be alot of ppls first reaction as well .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc8_1208299181
warning for all EBAY sellers,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=902_1208302980
this dude isint doing anything the bird flyers in vietnam did. actually the bird flyers in namn were under fire and doing this.



http://www.break.com/index/girl-owned-by-treadmill-3-times_1.html
maybe some treadmills dont like fatties on them?

http://www.break.com/index/tricia-walsh-smith-crazy-divorce-woman.html
Iam sure alot of poor ppls hearts are bleeding for her and her hubby as we read this,,ahem.

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/honda-element/honda-element.html
Is he able to feed himself today or what?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-grabs-electric-fence.html
maybe a farmer invented the tazor? also check out the cows afterwards,,

http://www.break.com/index/skater-slams-into-glass-door.html
first instinct from one his friends while he lays bleeding,, ´´lets get the fuck out of here now´´.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-attacked-during-school-lunch.html
why some so called young ladies today just plain suck at everything.

http://www.break.com/index/rugby-player-tosses-knockout-punch.html
sucker punch 101!

http://www.break.com/index/talking-goat.html
way crazy talking goat. I dont know whats more funny, the goat or the one chick checking out the goats nad size.

http://www.break.com/index/britains-got-talent-andrew-johnston.html
shame this kid has mega talent and his bullied for it. I think the bullies are just jell over his talent.



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488854
To late, he saw her fist coming and knew his nads were OWNED!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488845
two words,,, white trash.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488830
MMAF!! classic ´´In living color´´ clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488831
Hmm, reminds one of a old beavis and butthead clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488818
MMAF!! guess he isint a belt owner.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488800
great movie,, this clip was abit disturbing ,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488808
He does have a point. But I know its not cool anymore to be true to convictions ,just lie to get votes!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488857
speed it up 1.32 and then see the reaction. rather funny no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488855
the dudes are back.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488852
could be some NY state workers!! really not kidding you ;)



http://www.break.com/index/hairy-pizza-prank-revenge.html
We can only wonder how this couple will top each others pranks. example b, as shown here. ;)

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-taxes.html
Taxes my ass, dont pay em this yr folks. cripple the war pigs in washington, let em attempt to collect debt, which is a oxy moron in the states !!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slams-into-golf-cart.html
um, no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-play-at-home.html
You have to admitt that was a sweet move by the runner.

http://www.break.com/index/4x4-flips-down-mountain.html
have they never heard of sir isac newton? MMAF!

http://www.break.com/index/mario-theme-played-with-rc-car-and-bottles.html
Way cool! kind of make me want to grab the old N64 and go a round or two with mario.

http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/04/12/butterbean-vs-patrick-smith-an-american-tragedy/
I never cared for ´´butter bean´´ It was nice to see the fat bastard get his just deserts ;)

http://www.break.com/index/instructor-helps-student-win-fight.html
WOW! who pissed in this instructors wheaties? was there a cheat we are not aware of?

http://www.break.com/index/convertibles-flip-onto-roof.html
I believe that was prior to the invention of air bags and roll bars. Damn what a bang up that was.

http://www.break.com/index/kobe-wannabe-fails-at-car-jump.html
Only real retards make the jump over speeding cars. good attempt though.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and a few other ppl and one cat etc.


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Seems I am growing a potatoe on my back. The humans were brushing me out and felt something and sure enough it looks like a very small spud about the size of a small baby pea. Its brown with dark red spots on the edge of it. It isint hurting me but the humans are worried. Anytime a pet grows a spud on thier skin, isint great for anyone . So they called the vet. They were informed to keep a eye on it, and see if it grows or bleeds. So far nothing of the sort has taken place and if all goes well then its nothing more then a wart or mole, which will be removed to be safe.
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Id rather be stuck outside all night on the porch then go back to the vets. Dont get me wrong, the vets (ladies) are eye candy for me PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I just hate the kitty carrier. So time will tell.
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Other then that, Not alot going on here. Seems someone left cain a comment on his weekend edition to learn how to spell? Look you simple minded bitch, how about you from the states LEARN HOW TO VOTE! yes you! All wooohooo for kerry in 2004,, etc and now your all woohooo for ?? again? If you do not like this blog based on spelling, then i shall suggest you leave your sorry ass and dont come back ? Understand? I dont much care for the american way of easy credit, and you make Alot of ppl, feel ashamed to be a expat. So lighten the fuck up or die mad ;)~
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Now stop your bitching and awwww haawwwww crying blat fest and do something right for your family and life. Oh and stop looking at my blog too asshole. Its just that easy ;)~
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WORDS OF WISDOM( For assholes out there) “There are certain fundamental requisites for wise and resolute democratic leadership. It must build on hope, not on fear; on honesty, not on falsehood; on justice, not on injustice; on public tranquility, not on violence; on freedom, not on enslavement. It must weave a social fabric in which the most important strands are a devotion to truth and a commitment to righteousness. These are essential ingredients of the American way of life. They are the necessary conditions for the achievement of freedom and human progress the world over.” Dr. Edmund Ezra Day

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I am out of here. Talk to you folks once again come sometime. Till then look for Cains weekend edition. Be good and be good at it. Dont forget to let the cat inside prior to going to bed either. Danke. Dont beat your fish, harm the hamster or let the dog out without a leash.
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CIAO!!!!
MvB

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