My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, April 27, 2008


The Weekend Edition.!


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Hiya Folks and welcome back to this blog. Not much going on news wise around the world. Its becoming a case of they said we said,meaning the wars. Food shortages here there and suddenly in your own back yard. PPl not Grasping the idea that its real and its gonna hit alof of ppl who didint see it coming. I suppose china would make out well. Ppl there and abroad can sell thier cats for some extra money to buy food, or make a trade in thier share of the USA national debt. Cynical? Bet your ass I am. So with that,, here we go.
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Ive often wonderd what became of this child. He made the cover of some magazine and lives on in google forever. But what was or his name? Is he still alive? Did the injured eye ever receive decent med attention? Either way, here are the blood counts in Iraq, numbers for some, family for many others on both sides!

Thursday: 3 US Soldiers, 42 Iraqis Killed; 38 Iraqis Wounded,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12742 For Friday. Saterday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12749,,Sunday: 136 Iraqis Killed, 101 Wounded.

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VIDEO MADDNESS!!!





http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494354
pretty sure anyone of the few IT companys he submits his resume to,(and actually gets looked at) wont be impressed with his ´´fastest beer bong ´´achievments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494353
WTF? oversized mexican fire crackers my ass. Maybe half stick of dynomite maybe?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494348
thats because everyone was watching american idol or reading about britney spears on TMZ and of course playing halo 1, 2 and 3 on the new xbox systems. To late now folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494311
dude,, get a quad, you might have more luck staying up right while riding.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494316
my owners saw this crash sunday afternoon here. Dude hit hard. Now he has a large brain and probably will become senile sooner then expected. other then that hes ok folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494315
if you have rodents in your backyard, heres one tool to rid them and enjoy a lush green lawn.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494312
MMAF!! no comment either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494310
MMAF!!!! now thats really mean but funny as hell. check out the kids face, priceless!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494307
looks like fun,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494304
with the euro the way it is now, seems this is the only good thing the US dollar is worth for.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494301
any chance these two guys met on find a bro?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494298
Not sure whats worse, the quality of this video or the dudes attempt at GTH3?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494295
MMAF! funny but comcast sucks.


http://www.break.com/index/bad-motorcycle-wheelie-crash.html
something tells me , this dude didint fair well after that bike VS car. HELMET ppl wear one!

http://www.break.com/index/travis-pastrana-rides-on-water.html
Jesus wouldint drink redbull dumbass.

http://www.break.com/index/interesting-facts-about-canada_1.html
Um wrong. Roy brown DID not shoot down the red baron nor was he canadian either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_von_Richthofen#Who_fired_the_fatal_shot.3F
danke and please get your shit straight next time.

http://www.break.com/index/knocked-out-in-18-seconds.html
Hard to say, But i know this, I would not want at no time recreate this fight to see if it was fixed.!

http://www.break.com/index/female-train-conductor-leaves-mic-on.html
the little engine that came? Oh my,,Iam betting it was a fake joke. If not,, hop aboard !

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-de-evolution.html
MMAF!! check out part one after viewing this.

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-tv-break-moments-in-de-evolution-3.html
same as above,, diff videos

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-tv-break-moments-in-de-evolution-3.html
i believe its the kinda the same as above if not sue me!

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-tv-break-moments-in-de-evolution-1.html
I do believe that break is like devloped the idea i had since 2 yrs ago. comments and ratings.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-runs-full-speed-into-bathroom-stall_1.html
reason ONE why no man will take her hand in marrigae!


http://www.break.com/index/rc-plane-hits-kid-in-back-of-head.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/earth-day-speaker-gets-pie-in-face.html
well all the pies were made from nature right?

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-chick-licks-beer-off-floor.html
seven months from now she will wonder who her childs father is, or was there more then one?

http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html
MMAF!!! fuck you!

http://www.break.com/index/dog-determined-to-get-up-slide.html
MMAF!! this is a funny clip of a jack russel terrior.

http://www.break.com/index/office-air-horn.html
Why cubicals suck!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=492104
Fugly.

http://www.break.com/index/tanker-implodes.html
this would be a training video for germany or austria train/rail workers saftey test.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-almost-hit-by-train.html
only in the mid west?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493985
DUDE! at least have a free sink to barf in, thats so sick even without the shit you ate on a dare.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493985
amature!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493982
well,, given its the south i mean,, wouldint you run when the cop said, ´´hes about to unleash the dog´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493981
and the cars across the street where your brother was,, they were once again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493978
um,, really no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493977
inbreeding!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493942
for soccer fans,, its long,, enjoy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493975
perhaps suffacation just isint cool for justin.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494294
Radical but would you really want to drink that afterwards?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494293
yeah well pal, maybe some of us cannot afford a minivan to be used a gym!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494292
I take it this man has no girlfriends in his life currently?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494290
gay or not, this dude really should have worn a bigger shirt. No one NOOOO one likes to see beer guts!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494285
MMAF!!! and who said the brits done have a sence of humor?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494283
watching this iam reminded of the movies, ´´Foot Loose´´ and BrokeBack Mountain´´!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494281
dont blame the rotty. god only knows what horrors those dogs were put thru.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494279
watching this clip Iam reminded of the book ´´the dark tower´´ by stephen king. Where eddie has to crawl across some steel cables and its like really pinching his nuts? See king is wacked, its the ppl he writes about !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494278
was that beet juice???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494276
is that david swimner shooting that ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494276
ok how many of you watched this and thought of the hair bands like Poison, Ratt, Motely Crew,Bon Jovi,Wasp,Dokken, Europe, Cinderala, Judas Priest, etc?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494270
imagine if they were full beer crates? great insulation come summer no?


http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-ride-an-office-chair.html
think the company he works for will make em pay for the cost of that now broken office chair?

http://www.break.com/index/wrestlings-biggest-loser_1.html
omg,, dude,, like i bet you still believe in the easter bunnie too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494349
yet another wanna be pole dancer mishap. Notice the sound? sounds hollow huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494346
somehow i got the feeling that those two dudes really didint like each other .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494340
not really sure what to call this one,,,odd comes to mind.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494337
lucky it rained otherwise the fire probably would have been worse. Hence why we stay indoors during lighting storms boys and girls.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494333
true booze can add some fun but not this type of fun. he should have grabbed the gun and hit em in the face with it for good measure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494331
what ppl do for amusent today borderlines on mental!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494326
Looks like fun. that one dude got some major air time on his back.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494320
not the right way to make fast money guys. what if that taxi driver had a real weapon? still it took balls, dumb balls but none the less.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ME AND murphy. (hey if he cant share blog time wtf should i yanno?)
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I think this summer is going to be like the last. Warm and sticky in may and early june, then rain and chilly. We have flowers blooming already inside the now defunkt flower bed . My only guess , birds dropped some seeds? I see the Honey beers are out early this year too. The buzz around and dont bother anyone. However there are few wasps that have shown themselfs early this season.

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The humans have checked outside for any possible indication that a nest might be in the process of full construction. If so, here the weapons of mass wasp deaths.One potatoe gun, fitted with RAID soaked paper towels. The other weapon, a blow torch. And the last but not least. a friend of a friend who works for the fire department , shows up with a tanker truck and blows that nest into smitherens! Of course there are those dyson vacums here that suck up things heavier then the machine itself. Just add some baking soda inside the hepi filter and suck that possible nest inside and watch the wasps die. Hey its not like iam for this, but one of my owners is deadly allergic to bee stings. Not honey bees but the hornets, yellow jackets, wasps and bumble bees. Sorry folks but when it comes to a human life, any nasty wasp isint worthy of life. Sue me and meet in the greenpeace court if you disagree. Just name me the time where a bee keeper moved a agressive bees nest with sucess and all ended well?

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nothing else to keep you folks here. So with that I , cain shall head off to the bedroom and plop next to ´´the spoiler´´ who brought me a new water dish last week! WOW i can drink water normal again, no more paw dipping and it tastes great too. Even ´´wasderface´´ whos the offical pooper scooper removal from the cat box, has noticed that my stool looks better, but smells alot like murphys. Meaning, Now i to can clear a room after 30 seconds using the Litter box. Ive noticed the humans did buy alot of OUST last time they went shopping too ;)~

Take care fine pet owners and lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros You Guys and Gals are. Till next weekend, take care all and dont have others because of ? Get along, love thy enemy and when the time is right SUE THE SHIT OUTTA EM! ;)~

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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend editon for the love of sanity.

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