My View From The Litter Box!

Hump Day, And Its Draging Ass Mood. Be prepared!!!

As you can see the humans didint vacume the rug this week! Yeppers thats just how much hair i shed. Ok aside from the Great Gall Of China and its hosting the summer games, I really hope more ppl boycott the opening ceremony. Just say no, dont watch it, hell, grab your game controller and play some ps2 or rent a movie for that one day/night . Now then, let us begin,,,

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The war count in Iraq, or just ´´numbers´´ for some.

Monday: 5 US Soldiers, 51 Iraqis Killed; 143 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 22 Iraqis Killed; 59 Iraqis Wounded,,,Wednesday: 7 US Soldiers, 40 Iraqis Killed; 107 Iraqis Wounded.

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LOOK THERE! NumbNuts on the net?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/myspace-girl-beaten-by-cheerleaders_1.html
I hope the judge sets a example for these so called ladies and slaps em with felony charges of kidnapping !

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-falls-off-stage.html
awww poor little girl. but her sneakers are cool.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-blonde-gets-rid-of-one-night-stand.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/jeep-runs-over-two-spectators1.html
that exhaust burn had to hurt .

http://www.break.com/index/100mph-line-drive-off-head.html
DAMN!!! hope hes ok after taking that head shot.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-pranks-mom.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! great april fools prank,, and sorry mom .

http://www.break.com/index/model-falls-through-runway_1.html
MMAF!!! dont they tell the walkway ppl where not to step during fashion shows?

http://www.break.com/index/blow-dryer-filled-with-powder.html
um,,,,,its probably fake but he did do good with the fake tears though.

http://www.break.com/index/mom-scared-to-death-by-spider.html
MMAF!!! for a second there i thought that was rosanne bar when she was served with divorce papers from tom arnold!

http://www.break.com/index/chain-surfing-on-street.html
pretty cool chain surfing dude, no really.

http://www.break.com/index/hi-speed-motorcycle-chase.html
if thats in Italy iam sure the police are used to this type of chase game.

http://www.break.com/index/two-moms-fail-at-spring-break.html
Some moms suffer from emtpy nest syndrome, in this case it looks like a case of glad they are gone , now tell me where the cool partie are , syndrome!

http://www.break.com/index/student-builds-paintball-tank.html
This young man had talent!! check out his model tank he built, way cool and awesome!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483850
i wont comment on to how those puppies are going to look on her at the age of 40,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483846
dude should have used to warm soda cans from the same make, and opened one up to measure the temp and then , did the make a warm soda cold video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483847
ODD!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483839
um, drummer dude,, with that piss poor attitude about some shitty gig, and of course that oh so short clip, are we to believe your bands any good? show more, be less pissy and you just might start a fan club.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483832
is this Todd Benjimans new replacement on CNNs money? love the unmade bed in the background,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483820
and yes that are that big in germany. and fall with might as well.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483809
its only killed 27 test pilots and failed numerous test, but they say its ready,,,ahem.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483785
guess some ppl are ingnorant when it comes to a cancer patient trying to keep up with video games.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483801
there really is no fucking comment for this type of child abuse,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483802
wacked!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=483788
the first road runner looked sharp. there wasint any of that low rider shit in the front and had a nice tight sound to it, the second one,, wayyyy pimped out for a decent race.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484605
issues?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484603
this moron somehow is back on break.com.. but as one poster said, now his car plates are visable hehhe

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484602
great dog owner and cool looking dog too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484596
um, perhaps the warm sunny weather may have made others decide to stay off the ice?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484595
is this what police do on lunch break or what?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484590
looks and sounds better then the old cage method.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484591
MMAF!!! cool cat, cooler turtle.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484588
when one of my owners was a kid there wasint any microwaves around, so they just roasted peezs and other easter marshmellow on a the gas stove with a fork. Shit was hard to clean off if it dripped down inside.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484547
at this point and time it wouldint surprise me at all.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484543
MMAF!!!!!!! cory feldman,, UGH this is bad folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484540
the kettle ball is harder then it looks and really does shape the stomach and lower back not to mention the arms.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484541
MMAF!!!!!!!!! no comment,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484535
i dont many ppl that sleep with thier laptop,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484526
now thats soccer folks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484523
wow,,and no alligator ate em either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=484518
MMAF!!!!!!!! this dudes nuts but funny.

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News From The House Of Murphy ,,,and co.

Nothing. its getting boring here folks. We did have the day light savings time thing , which threw my sleeping skills off like Oprah s latest ratings % um yeah thats how bad. I cant get used to the humans going to bed later and getting up earlier. Its like, iam awake untill ´´the spoiler´´ goes to bed, but find myself getting up at night and walking around this place unable to sleep.

Of course, there is cain to always go find and play kick the younger brothers buttocks. But even with this gleeful game has its draw backs. It wakes the humans during the weekend and or during the week, making for some pretty snippy names made up on the spot that i was called. Scagous was one of em, followed by little prick, and the runner up for third was little bastids! I can feel the love cant you? But when cain comes after me as iam sleeping deeply, the humans laugh at this stunt and think its cute? wtf?

Anyways thats about the lowdown here in germany for us cats. The humans are doing well, alles is great and stuffage. But what do you expect from typical white ppl? (ahhhhhhhahahaha,, got ya on that didint i? ) Thats it from here,, so remember to let the cat in before going to bed, dont drown your fish in the bathtub or chuck your guppies in the dryer either. If you have issues humans, dont take it out on us pets. Just soak a phone book in some water, let it drain, grab it tight like and hit the sob upside the head that took a piss in your wheaties!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.´´ Samuel Jones Tillden .

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.