My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Tuesday, July 10, 2007



INTO THE GREAT WIDE OPEN,,,,



Greetings folks and welcome back to MVFTLB! theres so much news out there tonight it will make your head spin. Heres where my blog comes in handy, as when you read it,, your head will only slightly move from left to right as you read !

The News At A Glance,,,,


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/summer_terror_threats_8
iam sure your gut feeling there mikey was told to you prior. Do you think americans are that stupid today?


http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070710/dollar.html?.v=3
due to some ppls ´´gut feelings´´ its no wonder the Euro is eating the dollar. Good news for me i say ;)~


http://www.365gay.com/Newscon07/07/071007debate.htm
Iam sure David Vitter will have something to add regarding ´´moral values´´!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=467474&in_page_id=1770
Imagine having to walk this dog, after he sees a rabbit ? HUGE!!!


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Moore_accuses_CNN_of_libel_0710.html
Moore strikes back at the likes of CNN morons.


http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fap%2F20070710%2Fap_on_go_co%2Fdemocrats_cheney_5
too bad´´DICK´´ enjoy the pressuer your under, and in the meantime, embrace the world. chant ram ram


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,493637,00.html
Geocide right before our eyes and NOT one nation did jack shit, untill now. But to be honest,, its probably too damn late for many.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,493605,00.html
Since when did the CIA delcare itself the ONLY agency in the world? Fuck em and bring em to trial.


http://thinkprogress.org/
just wayyyyyyyyyy to much to list here. have a go at it.


http://alternet.org/waroniraq/56397/
yet again how the USA used and abused a iraqi for thier purpose and now hes left holding the facial bag!


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq
in other words stay out of it coalition ppl!


http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3359764&page=1
Let the floods begin. Time for Bush to answer some damning questions.


http://www.upi.com/International_Intelligence/Analysis/2007/07/09/analysis_rumors_of_syriaisrael_war/2584/
fear it? Please, they welcome this new batch to the mideast chaos.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/10/uk.terrordoc.ap/index.html
shame,, the bitch should have lived to face his victims he tried to tourch. Oh well, another one bites the dust?


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/10/pope.churches.reut/index.html
the pope says, other churches outside the catholic ones arent real jesus believers,,,,,,,,bites lip!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tony Snows Numbers,Tuesday: 102 Iraqis, 2 U.S. Contractors Killed; 73 Iraqis Wounded .

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MORONS ON TAPE???!!!



http://www.break.com/index/girl-tricked-into-driving-hovercraft-over-grate.html
incredible talent there,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/the-assumption-song.html
admitt it, you were thinking the same!


http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-takes-down-pedestrians.html
why standing to close to rally race tracks can be dangerous.


http://www.break.com/index/another-cool-frisbee-trick.html
if you squint really hard, you can make out the frisbee catch


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329094
MMAF!!!!!!!!! pretty clever.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329092
at least they had a good sence of humor and didint spar with the singing group.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329086
ok,, then,,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329055
MMAF!!! this guys mad funny.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329051
bart was funny in this video,,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329059
think that was a warning from the big man upstairs? toooo close!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329054
excellent talent for kids.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329048
Sleep.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329033
NUICE!!!!!!!!?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329032
POP BOOM BANG


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329020
just how many fosters did they drink to do this?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=329019
pretty cool trampaline moves !!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=328968
haunted jail?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=328943
more fun with fireworks.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=328931
this kids scared for life, he will hate mustaches and large fat aunts!



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=040_1184027859
more like WHO has he been listening too!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8c_1184068279
ooops!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c9_1184091036
Ugggh,, where do they put this stuff?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d9_1184063076
didint we all see something likes this before?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f6_1184048527
the theme from hawaii 5-0 played in my head!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a7_1184027106
In case you missed it,, wolf blittzer caught lying!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1184084566
the end of the stand off .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=729_1184085852
i feel bad for the old couple being dicked around on the phone by the police. Leroy took matters into his own hands. GOOD!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b41_1184019627
why drinking and boating is NOT cool.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3c_1184085722
looked more like 16 feet but at least hes ok !


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e9_1184083495
david vitter claims god forgave him for adultery??? how nice for that.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be9_1184079754
crime never pays!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=03c_1184070968
one would think only on the Flintstones would this happen, a runnaway wrecking ball!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9db_1184094134
now thats once in a lifetime thing to capture on tape.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e96_1184079420
was she or wasint she actually playing the gtr? and who would care anyways?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=231_1184078535
MMAF!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c4_1184077750
olide but a goodie.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7a1_1184072741
really stupid to have tried that .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=683_1184072555
um, was he with the dude or not? the comments are pretty lewd.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=21f_1184068620
serves em right!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd7_1184048977
Gee GWB what to do now?



http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1828327
hmm someone likes bon jovi,,,,,,,


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/25458
MMAF!!!


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1682359
um dude,, wear sneakers next time when ya buddy does a garage burn out.



http://www.myvideo.de/watch/199140
basicaly what was said to the female cop was , hey slut let me suck your tits! After that she went off and told the ´´kids´´ to stfu, your losers, garbage, my shitty job dont pay me enough to put up with your mouths, at which point her partner tried to calm her down and she told him to not patronzie me , iam sick of this fucking shit!!! In the states, pretty sure those two ´´kids´´ probably would have gotten tazed , or worse.



http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1829803
one to many wasted sunsets ?
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!

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seems the summer weather , which we here in germany have been missing since MAY, is due to return this weekend!! cool beans and cukes. Finaly no more rain, wind and blitz going on. Not to mention that it will help quell the weeds that are growing in the flower bed outside. Rain,, some sun, for ?? months and yeppers its a virtual mini bug garden out there.

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Before i close this blog.. let me just say this, what CNN USA posted lastnight regarding WOLF BLITZER AKA THE REJECTED 5 th grade science teacher was bullshit.

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Do some digging to GERMANYS HEALTH CARE OK? and for cnn usa to slam other countries,, as germany wasint alone was pure malice and only done for ratings. Cnn usa is nothing more then the piggy back whore for fox news. Anything to get its ratings going and for the ´´dumb ´´ ppl watching think that what wolf said was true, and that goes for his sanje gupta side kick as well. Dont bash another country where your both sorry asses have not lived . And dont base your Bias reporting from some knee jerk intern who gave you the facts you wanted. I mean,, its sounding alot like the BUSH /WHITEHOUSE routine going on at CNN USA!

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´´was it a slam dunk ´´ id love to ask wolf and sanje!!!!!!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Mendacem memorem esse oportet - A liar needs a good memory. (Quintilianus)!

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.

Monday, July 09, 2007


THE WEEKEND AFTER,,,,,,,


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Greetings to you again folks this fine monday eveing. Was this past weekend filled with alittle bit of everything for someone? We had Live Earth, which my owners went out for and hit many parties for this event. The came wimbleton and borgs 5 straight wins record matched by the Rog. And of course it was also the start of the Tour De Farce,, as some are calling it due to the massive doping scandal thats plaqued it since last yrs Landis and his ?? testoterone count. But thru it all, the week has started out ok, so theres alot of news out there,, lets get it coverd and give you some links to ´´read all about it´´!
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The news at a glance,


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6285156.stm
didint some´´dick´´ claim a few yrs back that the insurgency was in its final throes?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6284886.stm
some say that early withdrawl could cause a civil war in iraq, um what the hell do they call it now, cake walk?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6285908.stm
Excellent! Iam sure the folks in Poland would love to have early elections to be rid of the kartoffel brothers once and far all.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dotmusic/20070706/ten-metallica-terrorist-threat-31c8aba.html
Think this is tad bit overkill with profiling? James Hetfield a taliban member?


http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_190115836.html
Consolidated Edison customers prepare yourself for more of the same crap two ago.


http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Billions_spent_on_US_wars_07092007.html
12 billion a month for a war for oil. If the whitehouse used that money for alternative means of energy, there wouldint have been a war in the first place. But then again , those big oil lobbyists need a job right?


http://rawstory.com/news/afp/US_urges_Turkey_to_stay_out_of_Iraq_07092007.html
a new team playing in iraq? some say Turkey is looking ready to join in.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,493427,00.html
In the 1970s Germany had to deal with the RAFF, yet they didint dismantle the constitution in doing so. Today a proposal to do just that over terrorisim. Heres hoping Germany wont become like the United States.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070708/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_al_qaida_1
Looks like Iran may have pissed off some pretty angry ppl. Thats what the mideast needs more chaos.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/09/china.cats.reut/index.html
Think ill pass going to china for the games. Not when crap like this is common. Sickening !!


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/09/pakistan.mosque/index.html
Is President Pervez Musharraf going to the one to blink first? whatever the outcome, theres bound to many ppl in rages.


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/09/business/oil.php
was Live Earth for nothing? According to this report in the above link, there are some nations dont just dont get it or wish to either.


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/09/business/paste.php
more tainted toothpaste from china turns up inside Eruope.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/07/09/cycling.stagetwo.reut/index.html
Tour De France News.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070709/ap_on_go_pr_wh/congress_bush
Bush pulls yet another excutive privy act again! Has this man not shame ? nah,


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070709/hl_nm/smoking_parkinsons_dc
While this new study seems odd, watch the tobabco lobbiyst run with it to make sure thier product still remains at the top of the money chain.

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Tony Snow And His Numbers,,,,Sunday: 1 GI, 1 Briton, 105 Iraqis Killed; 59 Iraqis Wounded , Monday: 81 Iraqis Killed, 68 Wounded .


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MORONS ON TAPE??!!!





http://www.break.com/index/saudi-driver-takes-out-pedestrian.html
why drifting isint cool.


http://www.break.com/index/dog-goes-crazy-after-drinking-slurpee.html
think max said piss off morons and looked for a better home?


http://www.break.com/index/cracked-lcd-screen-prank.html
Hmmm,, i might try this on the laptop here ;)~


http://www.break.com/index/the-ultimate-parkour-jump.html
He sounded like mario when he made the landing on the other side.


http://www.break.com/index/sonic-boom-from-explosion.html
warning, make sure the sound is turned down when wearing headphones and viewing this!


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-hack-an-elevator.html
cool, why didint bruce willis use this in the die hard flicks?


http://www.break.com/index/workers-rip-apart-bosses-car.html
i know i drooled too, thinking ,damn where were these yrs ago !!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327992
this happend to my owners car, yet the didint film it when driving.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327981
isint he 70 yrs old today?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327980
why not? scanners can do mutli tasking today.



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327966
what some will do for 100 dollar, but he was smart, he drank the pepper water last!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327953
not that it would matter anyways, but geeze news lady get some glasses.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327948
No Comment,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327945
how many beers did it take to convince some to attempt this?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327944
wonder what happens to the drunks that have to pass thru this door?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327943
and there went moms jello mold and pasta salad.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327939
was that paris on the ten speed?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327937
might be a repost but, i hear that train a coming its rolling round the bend.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327932
Some one call the french police! He spoke english in france!!!!!! a major no no why look at the states policy.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327916
shame,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327902
incredible he didint break his neck, back, legs, arms, ribs,, etc.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327911
i had to laugh,, ´´oooh theres my shoes´´


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327886
for ghost hunters,, another vid and NO WAY did i watch it fully either.!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327873
red bull in a pill? ok loser, remember this guys face too folks.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327770
cool, but the cat didint like it much.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327769
if your that hard up for soda and must steal it,, heres a vid for you.



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327768
pretty sure the only loving he gets is from the couch pillows!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327871
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH good times for the older moron brother. Hey idiot, hope you enjoy your 15/fame!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327806
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! damn dude,, was that really worth it?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327861
smart,,,,just brilliant.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327857
LOSER !!! i feel sorry for his cat! and he probably was bitched slapped .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327842
watch out american greetings,, these cards are way better.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=327834
CATS NEED A HOME! adoptive interest should inquire with the persons email All 4 go 2geather.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=895_1183912926
regardless, one person died, a woman lost her mom and the man that did it will never be the same.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=70f_1183870236
id say,, to make it fair,, set the bull lose in a field and not a street!! but,,,,pfft what do i know?



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cf1_1183855432
thanks to one drunk and a typewriter, this sport is hailed as a classic? again, why not in a open field with no streets?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=755_1183846110
assholes at play, shame it didint blow them up in the process.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=074_1183909953
dont water your lawn? get beat up by the police at age 70.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7c_1183762084
how in the hell can you give your toddler X and then listen to a christian radio ??? SICK!!!!

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And with that,, about wraps it up for me here in Germany. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,,,or not! No news from the house of murphy. Like i said, the week started off to a nice dull pace and iam hoping for it to stay like this.

talk to you fine folks come tomorow. Have a good monday eveing where ever this blog finds you and oh and dont forget to let the cat in befour going to bed either.Danke!!!

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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit - A wise man does not urinate against the wind!

CIAO!!!

MvB.

Friday, July 06, 2007


´´ILL BE BACK´´!

mom leaving roost in search of food @4.20am

´´there she goes dude off to find us some breakfast´´
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´´gotta love mom for that yanno? soon that will be a thing of the past´´

´´YAWNNnnnnnn´´
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´´dude last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it´´!
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´´oh your just to funny this time of the morning´´

´´looks like those folks over yonder are up for the morning´´
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´´ yeah they are early risers´´!
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snickers ´´um well yeah the dude is thats for sure´´!!!

´´your really not ok in that head of yours , ´´
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´´well its not my fault i have eagle eyes and can see a ahem, this time of the morning´´
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´´but why even mention it ´´?

´´dude think! We have probably about one more month of less in this nest. Iam a teenager, therefore,, iam supposed to be thinking about sex and stuff´´
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´´really? i dont ´´
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´´good for you,,, then perhaps you might want to join the priesthood ´´
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´´nah,, i hear those waffer things taste pretty bad during ´´confession´´
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´´´hahahhaa,,, oh yeah i had forogtten about those ´´!

´´shove over,, dont be hogging lastnights left overs´´
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´´ i found it first dude,, your the slow one in this family!´´
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´´Who told ya that´´?
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´´i overheard mom tell dad shes worried about you, yanno being the runt and just lay there all day´´

´´Oh and i might add to your lack of balance as well´´
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´´eat it´´!
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i already did and your share was mighty fine too bro´´!

´´are we ok now?´´
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´´ think so, had a slight problem with my navigational system´´
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´´dude, ya cant be having that, like i said, soon we are to leave here´´
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´´I know i know,,, zip it already´´!!!

´´i see the 3rd cam works now, wonder how i look from this angel´´?
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´´probably like a numbnut but hey what do i know´´?
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´´your words of support never cease to amaze me, thanks´´
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´´anytime bro,, anytime´´

´´good morning folks checking in on us, dont mind the nest bickering´´
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´HA as if they had a choice today. Computors make the world go round and well stuff like this´´

´´DUDE, holy shit, you just flew off the ground´´

´´all of 15 inches too, why the special olympics folks would be might proud´´
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´´your just jellous is all. your fat azz really cant get off the ground unless you run down a step cliff and pray for tail winds!´´
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´´That hurt´´
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´´good´´

´´whos that over there,, new ppl in the hood or?´´
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´´dunno i was busy checking out the woodchuck in the yard´´
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´´um bro, your too young to take on a woodchuck´´
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´´dammit i can dream right´´?

´´show off!´´
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´´ahhhhh this feels great, you should try it sometime´´
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´´i would but well your always in the way ´´
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´´not for long, being the oldest, iam sure ill be the first to fly off!´´
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´´My prayers have been answerd!!!!´´

´´Enough, i got your point, so did the ppl watching´´
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´´ iam not doing this to mugg for the cams, i am doing it for myself´´
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´´oh´´
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´´duh!´´

´´Not bad,, you have excellent wing structure, but the tail needs some work´´
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´´really´´?
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´´yeah´´

´´ill remember that , thanks dude´´
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´´your welcome´´
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´´why you being nice, even though i bust your beak alot´´?
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´´because thats just how iam ´´
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´´not a bad way of going about life ´´
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´´yeah, you should try it sometime´´
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´´ ill,,,,,,,ponder that idea and get back to ya!´´


´´SHHHHHHHH look!!!´´
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´´OH baby is she the owls hooting´´
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´´shes a 10 on the eagle scale, look at those feathers and those eyes´´!
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´´where she come from´´?
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´´dunno, probably across the lake, but wow, i think iam in love´´!
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´´ahh ok there eddie money,, you run with that. shes like bigger then you and can fly. i dont think she wants to take on your baggage just yet´´
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´´baggage can work sometimes yanno´´
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´´only in the movies dude!!!´´

´´Think mizz eagel will be impressed with this´´?
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´´ahhh crap,, she flew off. smooth move xlax´´
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´´lemme give you some advice, NEVER ever work the suicide hotlines ok´´?

´´ahhhh i can see why greedy land developers would love this place. what a view´´
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´´ of course, folks want nice views with seclusion. id say well if thats the case, then go to the desert and pitch a tent there´´
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´´nah,, folks dont like sand in thier pants and water´´
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´´and i dont like cell towers and thier cables either, we fly into that we are about as dead as the republican party´´
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´´now thats pretty much gimp dude´´
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´´ummmhmmmm´´

´´HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA´´

´´No mom yet. maybe her and dad had breakfast out this morning´´?
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´´or they know we are due to leave the nest and will probably drop a semi dead snack from the tree above and watch us attempt to do our first ´´official´´ kill´´
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´´dude thats like icky, i like my meat cut up for me´´!
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´´face the facts,, you lost your baby beak, its now almost a adult beak, no more baby food for us´´
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´´massive suckage´´!

´´HEY PPL´´!!!!!!!!!!!

´´look at me!! i climbed part of the tree, now thats wicked´´
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´´see now getting old isint so bad is it, whats the view like from there´´?
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´´AWESOME, i can see what mom and dad see´´!
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´´lemme look´´
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´´NO! i was the first one to jump up and use my talons, youll have to wait untill your ready to do the same. not because i did it either´´
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´´spoil sport´´
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´´whatever´´!

´´I think iam ready come next month to leave this nest. I ll make sure to hang around untill you are able to do the same ,,
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´´really dude´´?
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´´really bro, dont want anything to happen to ya, and plus ill show you a excellent flight path too´´
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´´thanks dude´´!!!
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´´anytime ´´
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´´wake me when mom or dad comes back´´?
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´´you got it ´´
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´´k and love ya dude´´
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´´love ya back´´!

( and all was well in the nest thereafter :)
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!

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HIYA folks and how are you doings ? Goods iam glad to hear this. Things here are ok, aside from the rainy windy icky weather. Lots of news out there and quite frankly iam,,, sick of covering it. Its the same,, wars, lies corruption, deaths, crooks,, cheaters liars, and bribes galore. I think some folks in power need to take a look at the wildlife chain. Name me a time where a cat or pet , became the decider and pissed on millions of ppl? SEE? so enjoy tonights blog folks :)


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The Blood Count In Iraq, Friday: 1 GI, 14 Iraqis Killed; 34 Iraqis Wounded
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VIDEO MADDNESS??!!




http://www.break.com/index/kid-paints-picture-in-html.html
pretty cool paint job on the putes.


http://www.break.com/index/truck-full-of-fireworks-ignites.html
something tells me that wasint part of the 4th of july show!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326935
complete fake but still it took nads to lie like that


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326878
Id try that if i could. freak out the neighbors here too ;)


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326881
Some day he just might get a job at the U.N. wow what a kid!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326910
i bet his liver is the size of texas today.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326908
never box drunk,, as seen here.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326874
more firework fun,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326883
this guys wired


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326859
um id say the black one was already half dead but,, whatever rocks his boat!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326862
looks like fun,,,not.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326845
i dont think it was stuck more then likely something chased this young bear up the pole.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326835
more firework fun,,,,,



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326834
rapping from the 1970s? looks like so with those ubber hot clothes!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326832
the google geek is back,, wish he would take the gum from his mouth and stop smacking.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326828
winter mishaps, bet those spine are all straight and well today.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326822
MMAF!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326802
i tried to not laugh but,, oh and it was a tad bit sick too!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326800
some cool motorbike tricks,, and spills along the way .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326805
good idea! but i would have used it to mail someone a letter! for free :)


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326782
Dont ask me why the pilot didint see the car,, but,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326775
good cheap american fun?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326777
Now just what was the point in that??? Mom didint sound happy either.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326421
pretty neat,but damn are ppl so addicted to tech gadgets?



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=52b_1183723998
love the older gentleman in this clip. As for the girls,, throw em in kiddie jail!! EDDIOTS


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=088_1183725650
SOUNDS LIKE PARTS IN IRAQ sorry had to yell it was so loud!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d86_1183702567
from Iraq, what cnn just wont show you.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=24c_1183698177
bad firework planning!!! hope folks were alright.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=649_1183669823
good way to lose some hair and maybe a ear or two.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df3_1183757744
cool story about a cat locked in shipping container for 18 days. Awwww shes cute!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=730_1183757236
since when do employers force employees to pray? SUE EM!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=527_1183760676
i fail to see the point behind this self made video,,,,,,other then a EDDIOT factor.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76b_1183759167
i dont speak russin but this talk show ended badly. might be a repost, not sure.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b9_1183750960
bummer,, that was a nice car too! oh well, least she wasint hurt.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b62_1183751726
MMAF!! perhaps the prozac kicked in too much?
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Allrighty,, thats about if from the weekend edition. Hope you enjoyed yourself here and had fun. Talk to ya come saterday . Take great care fine pet owners /lovers of the world too. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too.
Heros you guys and gals are :)
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Have a great friday night too .
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Thursday, July 05, 2007



KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD,
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Greetings folks and here we are thursday eveing back at MVFTLB!. Its that time here we i wind down the week with some comments about this past weeks on goings. Some were odd to say the least as others were predictable. Who didint see libby scooter walking free? And how odd it was that no one really raised much of a voice in regards to that? Its almost like folks in america are used to crap happening and really dont bother much anymore to voice a objection. Kind of like the motto, ´´i dont care so long as it wont affect me´´ routine going on over there.
Well i hate to break it you but,, it does affect you,, http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Report_Libby_commutation_may_aid_alleged_0705.html
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But regardless, weather or not a judge sides with the above story link is another thing to be seen. In the meantime,, folks like the next link are setting about doing something to restore some credibility to the United States Of Americas criminal law system,http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Congressman_was_to_censure_Bush_over_0705.html
As one Sen. put it regarding Bush,http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Biden_slams_Bush_Giuiliani_Romney_0705.html
and the republicans know all about meddling with brain dead ppl, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Schiavo#Federal_involvement. So with that, sit back and enjoy the morons on tape part of this blog. Guess today was the jackpot in finding alot of em too. Kind of like finding funds being spent on crap, if one keeps a sharp enough eye out for such.Heres a good example too,http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/04/AR2007070401685_pf.html .




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-Tony Snows Numbers,Thursday: 2 GIs, 78 Iraqis Killed; 75 Iraqis Injured



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MORONS ON TAPE??!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/students-prank-teacher.html
Now that was clever! Glad the professor has a nice sence of humor.


http://www.break.com/index/minor-tablesaw-accident1.html
pretty sure that was fake but hes not a bad actor.


http://www.break.com/index/dude-screws-handle-into-his-arm.html
A REAL moron on tape. thats probably the only screwing he gets too!


http://www.break.com/index/future-darwin-award-candidate.html
i can imagine the 911 call had this gone bad,,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/huge-crane-tips-over.html
when it tipped over, then i understood what he was saying. HOLY SHIT!


http://www.break.com/index/torpedo-hits-battleship.html
war games.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326265
um,,,,,,,no comment .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326232
300 the sound track now in stores!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326242
These cats are rocking the house with thier slick DJ style.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326234
squirle wrestling at its finest.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326104
bummer i was hoping it was the slushy machine too!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326096
4th of july head shot.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326066
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! well she won 1000 pounds,,,ahem and he lost his poker face.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326140
for 20 bucks? i dont think so folks.!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326134
something the states just wouldint show.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326150
that was pretty cool actually.



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326164
MMAF!!!!! radical parents !


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326146
a MUST HAVE for a tool time man you love .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=325979
good times?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=325968
LAY OFF THE SUGAR!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b5_1183639719
MMAF!!! show off, and he really showed off his bruised ego .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1183655639
more july 4th foul ups.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a7_1183636560
DAMN! hes lucky to be still standing and talking.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=877_1183633326
its ok to beat on em, and dress like em right? EDDIOT!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c7_1183673174
that took pleanty of smarts .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=538_1183663189
caught on tape,, car wash thiefs!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a7_1183662158
for folks serving the armed services,, a must watch.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=70e_1183676668
think hes losing it alittle bit? ,,,,,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e7f_1183673920
cool video about the planes during ww2.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed2_1183592818
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=375_1183660678
overkill ? id say so !!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a2_1183664513
scenceless really . over fireworks you shoot and kill 3 ppl?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af5_1183585799
Iraq.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c24_1183672558
Iraq with a extra kick,,,


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1794001
MMAF!!!


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/474332
if you think german kids are gaga over mop heads, you should see em on thier quads!


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1790164
MMAF!!!!! ahh i wont bother with the translation, most it speaks for itself.
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And with that in a nutshell is thursday eveings blog. So thanks for stopping on down and reading it,,,or not!
Cains up tomorow for the start of the weekend edition. Take care folks and enjoy whats left of thursday and heres hoping friday is more kinder and gentler to us all. Oh and dont forget to let the cat in before going to bed too. Danke!
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Satius est impunitum relinqui facinus nocentis, quam innocentem damnari - It is better that a crime is left unpunished than that an innocent man is punished. (Corpus Iuris Civilis).
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CIAO!!!



MvB.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007


EVERYONES TALKING,,,,,,,,


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Yet our elected officals are not listening very well. Greetings folks and welcome back to MVFTLB! If you have hit some of the more politicaly motivated blogs out there, and read the comments from readers, you will be amazed at the lack of trust and faith ppl have in the new congress. Think that was really cemented after Bush commuted libbys sentence and other forms of trickery that the DEMS, just seem to ignore or deem it not in thier or yours , best interest to bother with.

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so this 4th of july, as we celebrate freedom?,,,, and watch the fireworks display, keep in mind that where america is today, isint what the founding fathers wanted. There wasint supposed to be any tampering with the constitution what so ever. Nor was there supposed to be special laws set aside for politicians either. And somehow i really doubt that George Washington would smile over the lies and garbage that currently comes out of the white house and on the hill as well.
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MORONS ON TAPE??!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/incredible-golf-ball-ricochet-accident.html
not the right way to practise his swing!


http://www.break.com/index/worst-drunk-dunk-ever.html
reinventing the game of basketball?


http://www.break.com/index/reinventing-the-wheel.html
now this is pretty amazing actually. a airless tire.


http://www.break.com/index/illusion-trick-revealed.html
chris angel trick revealed.


http://www.break.com/index/the-invisible-jump-rope.html
even if they had a rope the car would have ripped it from thier hands.


http://www.break.com/index/semi-clears-traffic-jam.html
extreamly bad driving skills !


http://www.break.com/index/iphone-hidden-features.html
WOW is mighty happy with his Iphonhe or what?


http://www.break.com/index/office-prank-on-boss.html
MMAF!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/jamie-foxx-the-tennis-song.html
Iam your conscience,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=325836
His singing is thee worst possible!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=325824
for soprano fans out there,, this ones a must see!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=325826
No Comment.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=325777
Gnarly new tech .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d18_1183559742
some dudes 4ith of july 2007, Rant.!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86d_1183546646
why drunk drivers suck, regardless.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc9_1183541827
it begs the question , why do ppl attempt to out run the police??


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04a_1183512414
Holy shit !!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc2_1183469349
fun times in pakistian,,,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=309_1183588074
Gore Jr. popped for pot. again?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ba_1183579129
can you believe this? ticketed because a cow moos?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=880_1183578546
who cares? freedom of religion FOXnews!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eed_1183569553
did this surprise anyone? BUSH sucks period.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=609_1183568309
disgusting. what happend to ppls morals?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd3_1183550302
EDDIOT!



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aae_1183588878
gotta love the brits sence of humor here. MMAF!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ef_1183576764
PLEASE put your clothes back on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c97_1183578628
MMAF!!!! if you dont laugh then,,,,,,iono.
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Thats it from my side of the globe here in Germany. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,,, or not!
Talk to you folks come tomorow. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY AMERICA,,,
Till then have a good eveing where ever this blog finds you and make sure to let the cat in before going to bed too! Danke.

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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus - We are slaves of the law so that we may be able to be free. (Cicero).
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CIAO!!!!

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MvB.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007


AMONG THE MISSING,,,,


Greetings folks and welcome again to MVFTLB! Aside from a certian human owner being sick with a possible bladder infection,things here are moving along ok. I think maybe the human should see a dr, but yanno how it goes, they dont like thier doctor, and will tough it out with cranberry juice. In the meantime, ill just sit and watch em take a leak and count how many times the can tap thier feet during so. It always seems to get worse at night too.


anyways, no news today/night. We all know about how President Bush thumbed his nose at the law and commuted libby scooters sentence. And then the morons in glasgow and london, and thier failed attempt at car bombings. About the only thing they managed to do was become a marshmellow over a camp fire. Now that takes smarts iam sure. In the meantime,, debate this little idea i had lastnight,,,

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why do moths only fly at night time? everytime you go outside during the day, there isint a moth to be found. sure there are thier distant cousins the butterflys but never a moth. and why are butterflys called that? why not butter moths?
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But getting back to my point,, the moths at night. If you go out on a fishing trip , you can fish all day and no moths. Come sundown and back at camp, the moths appear as soon as you hit the flood lights. Hundreds of em, just waiting to see the lights,, all swarming around it . They had all damn day to see light, but they slept!!! So now they want to see the light? And ppl wonder why some dude built the bug light that zaps em?
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Its called justice!! Iam not sorry for the lazy moths that slept all damn day. If they want to be stupid and attempt to latch on to my blue light, do it punk!!! ZAP, well there went your wife, mothman. ZAP, that was your mother! ZAP,, brave, now your sending your grandfather out ?
Once for kicks , we turned the telescope around and then played ´´lets turn on the flood lights´´. We could see em, slowly rising from thier sleeping points, like vampires once the sun goes down. Its not just moths either man, its those prune looking beatles,, june bugs that cling to my screens here, buzzing like mad to get inside. It reminds me of dick cheney pounding on the intell office doors, demanding to be let in. If only congress could pass the RAID bill yanno? So thats what i do,, i grab the raid and spray the june bugs, whom arrived one month late too i might add. Come morning when i get up , you can see em all legs up , laying outside the window sill. Looked like the movie 300 for bugs too.
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Some didint go easy,,,,no no my man, some went out fighting. I saw one missing a head, some legs, a wing, looked up and see the birds using thier talons to point out,, ´´this shit is tainted dont eat it homes´´ to other birds thinking it was a free lunch.
I dont have sympathy for lazy spiders either. You know the ones, those damn night spiders, that somehow slipped thier slim fast fat ass under the door. Your up late at night , see something out of the corner of your eye, suddenly the cats chasing it! FREAK OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!
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cuzz you know its only one thing that scurry that fast. No iam not talking about rats leaving the repubican ship either,, yanno its ,,,,a spider!!!! What to grab? the Time Magazine!! half of the opinions in there are crap anyways, why spend 5 dollar for fly swatter? Chances are , the page the spider was smooshed on, was a add for some watch that you or i cant afford anyways! Why worry over that?
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So just make sure , all you bugs out there know,, this place isint a place for free parking. Flys bees, butterflys, lady bugs, some spider spieces, grasshoppers, ants, shit man even the maggots are out there every damn morning doing thier thing. All the night bugs? Fair warning,, your on the time magazine list of the 100 most useful things to use the time mag for. The rest of the 99 ,, debate that among yourselfs.

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---Tony Snows Numbers,for monday,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11228 and for Tuesday,,2 GIs, 36 Iraqis Killed; 33 Iraqis Wounded; U.S. Copter Shot Down

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MORONS ON TAPE??!!!( actually some are rather nice)



http://www.break.com/index/jay-leno-interviews-paris-hilton.html
MMAF!!!! jay leno and the hilton interview!


http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-linkin-park-parody.html
Glad someone finaly said it, via a video Linkin Park sucks.


http://www.break.com/index/stadium-watches-kid-pass-out-at-game.html
Now he can beam with pride knowing hes known as ´´The drunk dude on the internet´´!


http://www.break.com/index/panda-prison-break.html
pretty smart panda bear.


http://www.break.com/index/inaccuracies-in-the-paris-interview.html
Letterman gets in on the paris interview.


http://www.break.com/index/handicap-dance-competition.html
Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324535
OMG!!! i cringed watching this.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324633
now thats damn good drumming!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324631
for dog owners and lovers,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324531
Bobble Heads in class. actually the teacher sounded really lame, id nap too.






http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324527
part two,, interesting actually about insurance companys in the states,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324494
Did someone do a false rumor and say free vodka would be there that day?? damn.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324492
he could use the ´´ouchie factor´´ some woman fall for that. just like he fell!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324490
the moron that commented about stupid germans, really missed the joke here. EDDIOT!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324487
use of upper body strength here came in handy for these ppl . Paddle like mad.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324485
is that jarret from subway??


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324482
the beer man from ?? MMAF!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=324469
Fans , make this sport. Thanks person who captured this !!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=094_1183284085
Kind of breaks your heart , watching this. From both sides of it, too.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c7f_1183381782
lucky to be alive,, and what a nightmare too.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a76_1183278403
so much for POWER SELLING!!!!!!! MMAF!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=908_1183273320
No Comment.






http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=43b_1183270107
the view from the torrent. not very nice at all.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a7_1183303408
No Comment.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=512_1183405683
sucks to be them i guess? waaaaaaaaaaa shit pants!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=991_1183405361
slut alert!!!!!!!! sounds like shes baiting some JOHN HOLMES to do her dirty work.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=787_1183402119
hickage!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=102_1183361748
this dude really really needs to be hit across the face with a oil soaked 2x4, a few times.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=132_1183404614
is that Groucho Marx?!!!!!!!!!! love the nose and glasses. oh wait,,,,,,NM!
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And thats about it from here, my side of the globe for this eveing. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,,,or not!
Talk to you folks come tomorow, till then have a good night where ever this blog might find you. Oh and make sure you let the cat in before going to bed too. Danke.
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Pars maior lacrimas ridet et intus habet - You smile at your tears but have them in your heart. (Martialis).
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CIAO!!!


MvB.

Sunday, July 01, 2007


THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!


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Hiya Folks and for tonights weekend edition ill be straight with ya, Iam just to damn lazy and tired to do a blog tonight. It happens. Not to mention iam over my head with mega emails from friends i have yet to get back to.

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So , if your new here, then check out saterday and fridays blog for what to normaly expect here. What can i say? its sunday and iam dragging my ass into mondy? ok then thats just what i will say.! Take care fine pet owners , lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. HEROS you guys and gals are!!! Have a good sunday eveing where ever you are and a better monday too :)

REGARDS,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.