My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Friday, July 06, 2007


´´ILL BE BACK´´!

mom leaving roost in search of food @4.20am

´´there she goes dude off to find us some breakfast´´
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´´gotta love mom for that yanno? soon that will be a thing of the past´´

´´YAWNNnnnnnn´´
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´´dude last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it´´!
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´´oh your just to funny this time of the morning´´

´´looks like those folks over yonder are up for the morning´´
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´´ yeah they are early risers´´!
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snickers ´´um well yeah the dude is thats for sure´´!!!

´´your really not ok in that head of yours , ´´
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´´well its not my fault i have eagle eyes and can see a ahem, this time of the morning´´
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´´but why even mention it ´´?

´´dude think! We have probably about one more month of less in this nest. Iam a teenager, therefore,, iam supposed to be thinking about sex and stuff´´
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´´really? i dont ´´
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´´good for you,,, then perhaps you might want to join the priesthood ´´
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´´nah,, i hear those waffer things taste pretty bad during ´´confession´´
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´´´hahahhaa,,, oh yeah i had forogtten about those ´´!

´´shove over,, dont be hogging lastnights left overs´´
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´´ i found it first dude,, your the slow one in this family!´´
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´´Who told ya that´´?
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´´i overheard mom tell dad shes worried about you, yanno being the runt and just lay there all day´´

´´Oh and i might add to your lack of balance as well´´
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´´eat it´´!
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i already did and your share was mighty fine too bro´´!

´´are we ok now?´´
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´´ think so, had a slight problem with my navigational system´´
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´´dude, ya cant be having that, like i said, soon we are to leave here´´
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´´I know i know,,, zip it already´´!!!

´´i see the 3rd cam works now, wonder how i look from this angel´´?
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´´probably like a numbnut but hey what do i know´´?
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´´your words of support never cease to amaze me, thanks´´
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´´anytime bro,, anytime´´

´´good morning folks checking in on us, dont mind the nest bickering´´
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´HA as if they had a choice today. Computors make the world go round and well stuff like this´´

´´DUDE, holy shit, you just flew off the ground´´

´´all of 15 inches too, why the special olympics folks would be might proud´´
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´´your just jellous is all. your fat azz really cant get off the ground unless you run down a step cliff and pray for tail winds!´´
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´´That hurt´´
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´´good´´

´´whos that over there,, new ppl in the hood or?´´
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´´dunno i was busy checking out the woodchuck in the yard´´
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´´um bro, your too young to take on a woodchuck´´
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´´dammit i can dream right´´?

´´show off!´´
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´´ahhhhh this feels great, you should try it sometime´´
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´´i would but well your always in the way ´´
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´´not for long, being the oldest, iam sure ill be the first to fly off!´´
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´´My prayers have been answerd!!!!´´

´´Enough, i got your point, so did the ppl watching´´
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´´ iam not doing this to mugg for the cams, i am doing it for myself´´
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´´oh´´
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´´duh!´´

´´Not bad,, you have excellent wing structure, but the tail needs some work´´
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´´really´´?
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´´yeah´´

´´ill remember that , thanks dude´´
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´´your welcome´´
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´´why you being nice, even though i bust your beak alot´´?
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´´because thats just how iam ´´
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´´not a bad way of going about life ´´
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´´yeah, you should try it sometime´´
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´´ ill,,,,,,,ponder that idea and get back to ya!´´


´´SHHHHHHHH look!!!´´
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´´OH baby is she the owls hooting´´
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´´shes a 10 on the eagle scale, look at those feathers and those eyes´´!
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´´where she come from´´?
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´´dunno, probably across the lake, but wow, i think iam in love´´!
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´´ahh ok there eddie money,, you run with that. shes like bigger then you and can fly. i dont think she wants to take on your baggage just yet´´
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´´baggage can work sometimes yanno´´
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´´only in the movies dude!!!´´

´´Think mizz eagel will be impressed with this´´?
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´´ahhh crap,, she flew off. smooth move xlax´´
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´´lemme give you some advice, NEVER ever work the suicide hotlines ok´´?

´´ahhhh i can see why greedy land developers would love this place. what a view´´
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´´ of course, folks want nice views with seclusion. id say well if thats the case, then go to the desert and pitch a tent there´´
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´´nah,, folks dont like sand in thier pants and water´´
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´´and i dont like cell towers and thier cables either, we fly into that we are about as dead as the republican party´´
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´´now thats pretty much gimp dude´´
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´´ummmhmmmm´´

´´HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA´´

´´No mom yet. maybe her and dad had breakfast out this morning´´?
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´´or they know we are due to leave the nest and will probably drop a semi dead snack from the tree above and watch us attempt to do our first ´´official´´ kill´´
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´´dude thats like icky, i like my meat cut up for me´´!
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´´face the facts,, you lost your baby beak, its now almost a adult beak, no more baby food for us´´
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´´massive suckage´´!

´´HEY PPL´´!!!!!!!!!!!

´´look at me!! i climbed part of the tree, now thats wicked´´
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´´see now getting old isint so bad is it, whats the view like from there´´?
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´´AWESOME, i can see what mom and dad see´´!
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´´lemme look´´
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´´NO! i was the first one to jump up and use my talons, youll have to wait untill your ready to do the same. not because i did it either´´
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´´spoil sport´´
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´´whatever´´!

´´I think iam ready come next month to leave this nest. I ll make sure to hang around untill you are able to do the same ,,
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´´really dude´´?
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´´really bro, dont want anything to happen to ya, and plus ill show you a excellent flight path too´´
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´´thanks dude´´!!!
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´´anytime ´´
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´´wake me when mom or dad comes back´´?
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´´you got it ´´
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´´k and love ya dude´´
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´´love ya back´´!

( and all was well in the nest thereafter :)
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!

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HIYA folks and how are you doings ? Goods iam glad to hear this. Things here are ok, aside from the rainy windy icky weather. Lots of news out there and quite frankly iam,,, sick of covering it. Its the same,, wars, lies corruption, deaths, crooks,, cheaters liars, and bribes galore. I think some folks in power need to take a look at the wildlife chain. Name me a time where a cat or pet , became the decider and pissed on millions of ppl? SEE? so enjoy tonights blog folks :)


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The Blood Count In Iraq, Friday: 1 GI, 14 Iraqis Killed; 34 Iraqis Wounded
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VIDEO MADDNESS??!!




http://www.break.com/index/kid-paints-picture-in-html.html
pretty cool paint job on the putes.


http://www.break.com/index/truck-full-of-fireworks-ignites.html
something tells me that wasint part of the 4th of july show!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326935
complete fake but still it took nads to lie like that


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326878
Id try that if i could. freak out the neighbors here too ;)


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326881
Some day he just might get a job at the U.N. wow what a kid!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326910
i bet his liver is the size of texas today.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326908
never box drunk,, as seen here.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326874
more firework fun,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326883
this guys wired


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326859
um id say the black one was already half dead but,, whatever rocks his boat!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326862
looks like fun,,,not.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326845
i dont think it was stuck more then likely something chased this young bear up the pole.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326835
more firework fun,,,,,



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326834
rapping from the 1970s? looks like so with those ubber hot clothes!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326832
the google geek is back,, wish he would take the gum from his mouth and stop smacking.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326828
winter mishaps, bet those spine are all straight and well today.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326822
MMAF!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326802
i tried to not laugh but,, oh and it was a tad bit sick too!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326800
some cool motorbike tricks,, and spills along the way .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326805
good idea! but i would have used it to mail someone a letter! for free :)


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326782
Dont ask me why the pilot didint see the car,, but,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326775
good cheap american fun?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326777
Now just what was the point in that??? Mom didint sound happy either.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=326421
pretty neat,but damn are ppl so addicted to tech gadgets?



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=52b_1183723998
love the older gentleman in this clip. As for the girls,, throw em in kiddie jail!! EDDIOTS


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=088_1183725650
SOUNDS LIKE PARTS IN IRAQ sorry had to yell it was so loud!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d86_1183702567
from Iraq, what cnn just wont show you.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=24c_1183698177
bad firework planning!!! hope folks were alright.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=649_1183669823
good way to lose some hair and maybe a ear or two.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df3_1183757744
cool story about a cat locked in shipping container for 18 days. Awwww shes cute!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=730_1183757236
since when do employers force employees to pray? SUE EM!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=527_1183760676
i fail to see the point behind this self made video,,,,,,other then a EDDIOT factor.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76b_1183759167
i dont speak russin but this talk show ended badly. might be a repost, not sure.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b9_1183750960
bummer,, that was a nice car too! oh well, least she wasint hurt.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b62_1183751726
MMAF!! perhaps the prozac kicked in too much?
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Allrighty,, thats about if from the weekend edition. Hope you enjoyed yourself here and had fun. Talk to ya come saterday . Take great care fine pet owners /lovers of the world too. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too.
Heros you guys and gals are :)
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Have a great friday night too .
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

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