My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, July 22, 2007


´´Iam gonna fly today dude, i just feel it´´!


´´MUhahahahahhahaa right,, and iam the president too´´.

´´you only wish you can do this lil bro,,,´´


´´instead, all you do is flop around like most of the 2008 presidental candiates when they are asked questions´´

´´Iam sure you will fly lil bro, but it wont be today.´´

´´besides it late, almost like eveing time. Means dinner time too´´

´´ok´´?

´´dude, your so not winning any points with your i know it all atitude. Ill prove you wrong .Ill even bet my share of dinner on it´´!

´´dinner? oooooooh now thats a steep dare lil bro´´

´´STOP,,,,,,,,,,CALLING ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Me LITTLE!!!´´

´´Hey hey hey hey,, talons off the threads , ya gonna ruin my feathers,,´´!
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´´ya gonna stop calling me little then?´´
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´´ok ok,, ill stop,,´´

´´jeeze,, whats gotten in your nest today? mr snippy and prickly like´´?

´´nothing, just you and the constant put downs about me not flying yet´´

´´ya mean when i do this and make fun of your lack of wing skills? ahh iam just busting on ya is all´´ relax lil,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,´´

´´There !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, i FLEW! now what you gotta say about that dude´´?

´´well wonders never cease, is one that comes to mind, the other,, congrats!´´

´´Thank you, finaly´´.

´´hmmm, wonder if i can make it to the second branch´´?

´´holy shit and yeppers ,i guess i can make it to the second branch´´!

´´WOW! yo dude, you can like, ya can like see everything from up here yanno that´´?

´´know it yes, oh and you got 5 mins to enjoy the view, then i want my branch back , got it´´?

´´what is this doing here´´? and why wont it get off me?´´

´´now i know what domestic chickens must feel like during thier last moments alive at the poultry farm. Damn, that aint a fine feeling .´´

´´get off, there,, better. Dont be messing with me twig´´

´´yo,, squirt, think your times up. I want my branch back´´

´´oh no no no no, ya think iam gonna give this up to you just because ya say so? think again. ´´

´´if i have to fly up there, its not going to be pretty ´´

´´what are ya gonna do? shove me off? pfft go ahead dude i can fly now, not like it will make anything bad happen´´

´´true, but it might bruise your ego , oh hey folks, look at runt up there, he just flew. First time today´´!

´´Move it on over,, lil brother,, errr, bro,, ´´

´´NO! find another branch, stop pecking,, and whats wrong with the branch over on the other side? dad sits on it ´´

´´fine,, stick the branch up ya,, you know what. Ill use dads´´

´´this just might be our last argument dude´´
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´´yeah i was just thinking that, i mean, i am bigger then you and its almost my time to really start taking off . The day is coming where i probably wont come back.´´

´´Iam sure hes deepy saddend by that news folks hahaha´´

´´Id miss ya dude. I mean, i wont have anyone to hide under during the rain ´´

´´id like to think iam more worthy then just being used as umbrella´´

´´Dude, you are. your my older brother by ,,,3 days! nothing can take that away from you, i will miss you,,,,,,alot!´´
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´´Yea yea yea,, ok nuff, cut it out with the weepy stuff. Oh hey look over there lil brother´´
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´´where´´?

´´DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!´´ ???

´´I cant believe that SOB up and left me,,,stuck in a tree for the first time flying too´´

´´sure hope he gets back before it gets too dark out. Wonder when mom or dad is going to come back´´? man, this new found freedom stuff, getting your own room alone and going out by yourself alone,, its kinda scary when you find yourself,, alone.´´

´´MOMMY!!!´´´
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They grow up so fast nowadays! And all was well in the nest there after.



THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!
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HIYA folks and welcome back to again. More eagle pics as you can see. Kind of cool that the smaller younger eaglette finaly took a mini flight and made the branch . No News, just eagle pics and then the video thing. So sit back and enjoy yourself.
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The Blood Count in Iraq,Sunday: 55 Iraqis Killed, 50 Injured .
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VIDEO MADDNESS!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335729
same party, same assholes,, Gee, and still NO sound!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335723
make sure to check under the hood gals


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335721
way cool video for the hearing imparied!!!!



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335765
Invasion of the carpet snatchers! cute video.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335745
MMAF!! good clip of jay lenos former interviews



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335743
NOW thats pure guts and spirit too!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335739
great aim,, stuipd trick !


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335734
Now why would a straight man, take out his sack and dabble it across his straight friend face , whos passed out at the time???




http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335824
Not your daddys tattoo artist by a long shot!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335813
both my owners parents had something like this. They remember em being cranked when they toddlers.Course thats before elvis shit the bed and and disco wasint around yet,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335791
something tells me she was probably a army brat or a former member of the service. GOOD JOB !


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335774
never knew that a helmet can be used to further inhance a pot buzz.



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335848
its not even worth recommending AA for this loser. Damn, pissing your pants and no one knows your name?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335843
think he was happy to the next contestant on the price is right?



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335835
odd yet funny,, i think,,,

http://www.break.com/index/fear-of-armadillos-confronted.html
now thats a major phobia. Not to mention it looked like bigfoot caught on tape films too !


http://www.break.com/index/drunk-sofa-joy-ride.html
that was pretty stupid, yet, somehow,, makes the term surround sound more interesting.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335942
kinda glad steve king isint writing as much these days. And something like this happend. But, folks, its a book already,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335936
oldie but still a goodie.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335934
somehow i dont think that she can blame this on a glandular problem . DAMN!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335928
I believe this is redneck for picture on picture, er something.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335915
more harry potter spoiling,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335900
MMAF!!! this dude cracks me up everytime ,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335899
for photoshop ppl /digi cams,, this ones for you.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335892
Time to Hide the BBq propane tanks Now folks!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335885
dont think this a hasbro product .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=335879
more wonders from drugs,, and the morons that do them!!!

http://www.break.com/index/a-drumming-legend-in-the-making.html
for drummers,, have a look at thru the yrs. a kid from age 2-11 and still improving his beat.!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336407
´´hes fixing to get thru the other side´´! MMAF!! sorry folks but i think that truck is dead and ready for the scrap yard.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336404
so thats what its like to be arrested and released,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336403
what the,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,???


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336400
i was waiting for one of the dogs to bite the dvd player tray and rip it from the tv stand,, didint happen that way.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336393
um,, now hes on camera for fraud!! eddiot! if you must steal from MCdonalds , then leave your face out of the crime.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336388
what cc was that bike 50´?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336387
Boy did he face turn red and red and red after that blooper.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336383
alittle too much ammo for that barrel bomb.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336363
up close and personal with the running of the bulls! holy shit stimpy that was close.!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=336351
pizza thief!!!
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And with that folks, is MVFTLB for tonight here in Germany. Murphy should be up tomorow with his contribution towards mankind and beyond! Take care fine pet owers/lovers of the world and have a good week.! And MEGA thanks to the first responders that resuce ppl and pets. HEROS, you gals and guys are.!!!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brining you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

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