My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Friday, July 27, 2007

NEW EAGLE PICS!

Pics start in order first to last. Enjoy!


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´´looks like a nice pillow fight going on down there dude´´!
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´´yeah yeah yeah,, hurry up and get down here to get your share before i change my mind bro´´

´´really? ok dude,, thanks and i am there faster then Fred Thompsons wife during a QVC half sale of rhinestone too!´´
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´´HHAHAHAHHAA´´!

´´hang on iam new this , decent thing,, ´´
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´´its ok , just dont fall on me bro´´
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´´ill try not to,,,,,,,whoa!!!!!!!!

´´´very gracefull, id give you a ten on the speical olympics team but thats stretching it abit´´
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´´ your always so full of nice words to say to others,, i resent that in a individual´´
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´´thanks bro!´´

´´You catch this or mom or dad and what is it again´´?
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´´dad caught it, dropped it off. your were still napping up in the branch. I saw em drop it from over there. I think its a pigeon or something. taste mighty good though ´´!
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´´ ill say so, yummy, bet this got fat from the Mc fries ppl fed it´´

´´Ugh,, what a mess, i think i have to sneeze dude,,,ahh ahhhhhhh´´
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´´hold your breathe, that usualy helps. if you sneeze now, all these feathers are going to flying and i dont want to look like a spotted owl bro´´!

´´what are you doing´´?
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´´holding my breathe,,, like you said. why´´?
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´´nothing,, its just,, ahh shit,, ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh´´

´´kick me when i turn blue ok´´?
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´´ ditto same for me ok´´?
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´´´sniff,, ok,, think the wind took the dander fuzz away, coast is clear to breathe again´´

´´KICK!´´
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´´oooh sorry i didint hear ya , thanks . things were turning alitte bit black on me´´
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´´DUH´´!!!

´´MAN we need a dust buster in this nest! Mom stopped cleaning it as soon as she saw we were old enough to fly,, massive suckage. I hate becoming a young adult´´
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´´Yeah i hear ya,, the other day it was raining and i was hoping mom would fly in and cover me with her feathers like she did when we were little , but nope. sucks´´!

´´well i guess i will head on back to my branch dude,, enjoy your meal and thanks for sharing too.´´
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´´Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp´´
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´´right,,well ill be up here then,,,´´

´´look over there,, its those ppl that dont close the shades and take a leak anytime of the day. How come one human stands when they pee and the other sits? what,, are they too short for the toilet of something´´?
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´´think thats because ones a female and ones a male? kinda like the folks on the right of us whos dog hikes his leg and pisses on the car tires´´?
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´´ahhhhhhh,, i get it now´´

´´soon i shall be flying off. sighhhhhhhhh,, looking at this place,, iam going to miss it. the foggy mornings like now, the smells from below and above, the wind in the trees, the sunshine , all of it. and ill have to build my own nest from scratch and i have no idea how to do that. Do you´´?

´´HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!´´ dude you there,, ´´?
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´´fly down for a min,, i got to show you something bro´´
´´what are you doing dude´´?
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´´showing you and myself the basic formation of nest building, now watch closely,, see ya take a branch and move it like this,, but bigger mind ya and then take another and,,,,,,,,
( and all was well in the nest thereafter) !!!!!!!!!!!
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!!
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HIYA FOLKS! and its here the weekend!! and with it , comes more of the same for us cats. The window man mikey comes back saterday morning super early to really ruin my day. He was out last weekend but well seems that there was a problem with one of the window outside blinds. So he had to leave and call it a early day. Heres hoping tomorow will fair better ! OK here you have it folks, your time to read the headlines and headaches for some, this your news at a glance,,
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http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reuters.com%2Farticle%2FtopNews%2FidUSN2635521820070726
Is this now the real start to a pullout in iraq? Only time will tell as yet again the waters are being stirred with a new possiblity. However this time its under Gates , which means probably there will be some form of troop reduction. Remeber when rummy was around and every 6 months they threw the media dogs some scraps from the table that sniffed like the above story?


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Giuliani_aide_Who_knows_if_boss_0727.html
atypical rudy. In what has to be the most hyprocritcal move yet, rudy mr anti gun, has yet to rule out a visit to a machine gun fundraiser in manchester New Hampshire. Back in the day when rudy was mayor of ny and went on countless anti gun speeches , it wasint ok to own a firearm bigger then a bb gun. Today, hes flip flopped himself all over the political map. Rudy ,please pick ONE side and stay there, if you wish to come off as a believeable canidate.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,496760,00.html
I see no problem with this man competing in the 2008 olympics. He was born without anylegs and since then he uses prostheses. I dont see how this can inable him to be faster then another runner do you? Hopefully the olympic officials will get back a test result thats being prepared now to determine if prostheses, is a contributing factor to this mans incredibale speed.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,496914,00.html
Well washington did want sarkozy to win and not that wussy liberal lady right? so he won and my my my look at what hes promised lybia among other things, for releasing bulgarians and a dr from the mideast. Why nothing else but a nuke reactor! Now if this isint making some in washington stand there slack jawed muttering words holy shit, then i dont know what is. Great move, brilliant really. Boy did sarkozy play everyone for a fool.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,496731,00.html
When ´´wasderface´´ came here to germany from the states, they didint experiance any negative attitude from the germans. Course that was before bush took over and well ruined the world too. Today, its a new type of welcome wagon that has some yanks as they are called, feeling as if they have to explain americas behaviour. Just tell ppl what ´´wasderface´´ does,, Bush is NOT my president. Works for them.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,496868,00.html
Looks like this past tuesday was the day where the US and the EU got togeather and were able to agree on a few things regarding passenger information flight lists. Prior to that, some countries were told thier passengers wishing to fly into the states, had to wait 48 hour approval time. The new deal leaves that nasty detail aside, and only requires the EU to hand over 19 bits of information for every passenger that comes into the states via commerical airlines, Hey its better then the 34 pieces of info the states were asking for. One of which included what kind of meals ppl orderd and what car they drove too.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,496835,00.html
First they tried to sell us the idea that some outsiders from iran were the ones doing the insurgent fighting, in iraq.now news comes of this and of course its not something you will see plasterd on the front of the washinton post either. Turns out according to a report stating that about 40% of suicide car bombers are of saudi decent. OOOPS! Not good and wouldint be prudent for US - Saudi relations.


http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0727/p01s01-wome.html
Shows pretty much just where Malki stands with his newly formed goverment in iraq. Take a vaction come august as thousands of ppl die from either bullets of a simple case of a virus infection to many major infrustructures not being built or not completed. But thats how it goes it seems and so much for washingtons 18 benchmarks it was looking to get by september. But dont forget, with all those purple fingers we saw two yrs ago , democracy is working!


http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/world/5000680.html
But of course, its iran silly! It can be only the one nation out there that hates the americans so much to deploy thier guys to iraq. It wouldint be the saudis nooooooooooooo. More false blaming of whos really behind the big bang theory in iraq. Iam sure there are some iranians inside iraq fighting as insurgents, but i wish the news would always say its saudis as well. Why are the american ppl being lied to again?


http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003617692
No surprise here . In what comes a embarrasment to the whitehouse and its use of pat tillmans super hero status, new reports are said to question the real cause of death and who caused it . Another question too, is why is the pat tillman file being hidden sighting national security or executive order privy? since when is this the new standards when it comes to KIA military members? Ill tell you when, since The cover up of pat tillman , didint go so well and ppl kept digging at the truth.


http://www.abcnews.go.com/WN/Travel/story?id=3418155&page=1
How a bad back can get you in some serious shit with HLS! First it was cheese and batteries , which to me sounds like a love nest diet for ,,,,never mind,, but now, comes along this ´´you have got to be kidding me´´stories. Shes a 66 yr old woman and was detained from bording a plane due to old ice packs. Let me ask you , why and what for is the flight passengers list from eruope going to be any good to the folks in the states? They have a profiler system iam sure and yet some one determined this lady was a terrorist? Please,, this bullshit is getting more looney every damn day.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/6919670.stm
Tour De France news,,, now that the druggies are gone from the tour, ( we hope) check out the latest standings! Its not over yet folks,,,,come this saterday, be sure to watch the time trials. My owners hope Evans wins it and takes the tour too.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6918801.stm
Maybe the term ´´space cadet´´ had a orgin from nasa? according to this new report, it states that some astronaunts flew drunk . And in more no shit news from nasa, it was deemed that someone decided to do some sabotaged on the space stations parts as well. What a message is nasa telling the public? we have drunks for space cadets and oh by the way sub contracting work is the way to go, cheaper too.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6918569.stm
John Howard,, do you enjoy your crow with sauce or without? Another tale of how a goverments case against a so called terrorist was blown out of the water. Now in the case of Mohamed Haneef , whos a doctor, prosucutors admitted they fudged the case and have since withdrawn thier indictment against Mohamed Haneef . Not that anyone cares in John Howards world. This mans face was published all over the world via the net and news. What do you think his chances of relocation are now? even though charges were dropped? yeah,, pretty much nill.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070727/wr_nm/italy_lastsupper_theory_dc
more codes and websights crashing from secret hunters,,,,,,,


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070727/ap_on_re_eu/france_political_scandal
Is this nothing more then a vendetta against Villepin? Started by none other,, you guessed it,, sarkozy! Iam sure there are some delighted with this new form of goverment that the beady eyed bastid has started, and there are others many, that are disgusted seeing sarkozy use his new found power as nothing more then a witch hunt due to hurt feelings his ego couldint take and his new self promoting style as well.
viva le france?


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The Blood Count In Iraq,,Thursday: 5 GIs, 106 Iraqis Killed; 256 Iraqis Wounded
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VIDEO MADDNESS!!!!!!

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http://www.break.com/index/itchy-nuts-dui.html
well we all know now that mr BEEP has itichy nuts. ladies beware!!!


http://www.break.com/index/amateur-bullfighter-gets-nailed.html
and then we this, getting hits in the nuts by a young bull.


http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-dropped.html
like that so hurt bitches!!!


http://www.break.com/index/lohan-pulls-a-hasselhoff.html
MMAF!!!! pretty good impersonation .


http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-swat-team-prank.html
MMAF!!!! check out the kid in green he really assumed the position.


http://www.break.com/index/beyonce-wipes-out-during-concert.html
the famous Beyonce bounce!


http://www.break.com/index/dude-grabs-reporters-ass.html
drive by butt grabbing ?


http://www.break.com/index/smart-cat-opens-door.html
smart tabby!


http://www.break.com/index/boat-slams-into-bridge.html
hope this boater had insurance, damn is that ruined.


http://www.break.com/index/nailed-with-giant-soccer-ball.html
GOAL!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338554
water ballon ambush in the parking lot.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338552
holy shit! if that is a real tape then this dudes lucky to be alive.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338548
radical,, bet some kids will try this and probably lose a finger.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338544
not exactually one of more brighter light bulbs in the pack.




http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338543
um,,,,,,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338541
well, its doubtfull he will have any children after this but at least he made it after 3 attempts.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338531
adults here play this game but after having a beer in them. ive seen many a patio chairs die a early death too.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338529
look ! he didint even lose his beer when he fell off. Not even a drop of it.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338528
looks like the horse kicked the bar away and then gene went Weeeeeeeeeeee!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338518
for street bike lovers out there,, heres something for ya.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338506
more dirty politicians.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338509
how to roast a 50 dollar bill and have it not burn.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338504
pretty cool stuff this dude creates.




http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338466
yet another smart cat !!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338460
now that took balls of steel folks.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338457
um dude,, why did you use a belt? flashbacks from mommy? i would have kicked his ass.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338450
MMAF!!! great beer commerical.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338434
Um wtf?????? didint john wayne die from lung cancer? and why are these ppl talking about bowel movements? this is a real infomerical.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338430
Um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=338418
holy shit stimpy! what a flash back from the 1970s and commericals . but today the same shit goes on.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=322_1185412350
MMAF!!!!!!! my owner had a pet ´´jumping spider´´ in the kitchen. He would hang out and kills little bugs from the supermarket. Then he would watch the humans do the dishes, never was afraid. Sadly one day, a bottle of honey tipped over, and jumping spider became stuck and died. they buried him in the flower bed. shit you not!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=206_1185441269
the REAL FIRST human beat boxers!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d77_1185463438
um,,,,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=360_1185451576
oil leak caught on tape in alasaka. where the hell is cnn on covering this?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb8_1185451469
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=088_1185425715
not a bright move there moron. someday the same ppl will probably have you in thier sights, and then what?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=94b_1185421851
yanno folks, after seeing this video,, its not wonder why the HATE breeds like maggots on a dead carcus. what a fucking moron this solider is.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=56f_1185453635
smile , your on candid street camera , EDDIOTS!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=213_1185489352
Crisco might have helped this man.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd2_1185488095
a smelly attempt at freedom.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ed_1185485452
this asshole was lucky that the cop helped even though he tried to ramn the police car. EDDIOT!!!




http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be2_1185483512
probably drunk and not even knowing wtf he is doing. or looking for lose change for another bottle of port wine?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea8_1185483817
its really 999 but some ppl think otherwise. either way its creepy.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dde_1185483196
well jeeze cant they do the same from other contractors? meaning the big cheese?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5d1_1185482631
This is abit much! wtf, its like during the 1950s where kids were taught to hide under thier desks in case of a nuclear bomb being dropped !!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd9_1185479950
why doping just plain sucks and so do the losers that choose to do it.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ef_1185495971
FU Vicks.!!
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News From The House Of Murphy And CO!!!!!
well there is bad news,, and i think murph told you about it the other night when he blogged. Dudes depressed. I mean we all aint sitting over here whistling dixie but iono,, seems the good ppl get sick and die and the scumbags of the world live on to do more harm then good yanno? No iam not bitter but with all the new tech/ ideas and breakthrus,, didint anyone stop and focus on a cure or better treatment for cancers? no.!
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I guess there is reason to the madness, but far be it from me to say exaculty what it is. In the meantime i do what i can to cheer the humans up. Even if it means i might look like a fool, anything to get a smile or a hahahha out of em !! works 99% of the time. The other 1% i spend licking my injuries from my attempts at doing a handstand down the spiral staircase here. Trust me folks i wont ever do that again!! Iam sure the humans hope not too. I managed to rip apart the fritz box and dsl box and kinda snappy the one cable from the laptop as well.
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so I guess with that ill leave ya with this song, but not befour i say, take great care pet owners/lovers of the world!! And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too! HEROS you gals and guys are !!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk to you come tomorow, untill then , enjoy your friday night and welcome the weekend!!!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

2 comments:

Maureen said...

O.K. Tuck, this is just too weird. This is only the second time I've ever checked out your blog (via ABlog), and now I see that your "other" cat looks just like my "other" cat! Are you a cat-peeping Tom, and are you secretly taking pictures of my Gracie and Farina?

Anonymous said...

LOL!! nah Maureen, we arent doing that. But its nice to know that these two guys have a twin(s) in the states. Are your two cats as destructive as these guys are here? we lost so many plants and glass things over time we stopped adding anymore .


Best Regards to you,

The Crew from MVFTLB!