My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, July 15, 2007

YEP pics start last to first so make sure to scroll down and get the story and the mornings events as they unfolded for these two eagle brothers :)

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´´see that was dad, he did a fly by and screeched, SHARE! ´´

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´´wow the old man sees everything, no shit´´!

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´´yeah, if it wasint for him, i would have starved by now´´

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´´allright, stop with the gripes, i got your jest, so here,, have a kidney lil bro´´!

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´´Gee thanks,, and look what i saved for you ´´?

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´´oh whats that lil bro´´?

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´´the small intestine´´ MUhahhahahahahaaha´´!!!!

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´´Aint life grand´´?

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´´sure is dude,, sure is´´!!!

´´knock yourself out runt, but i got the heart and liver already hehehe´´

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´´thats because your a fat prick and will probably die from high cholesteral´´

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´´eat it!´´

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´´Oh iam be sure´´!

´´ahh the hell with this, move over hog, iam getting my share , like it or not´´!


´´you eat like a elegant drunk ya know that right´´?

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´´never heard of such a thing´´

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´´duh´´!!!!

´´YO dude, what are ya doing, you heard mom, no hogging the food, ´´

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´´relax, ill save ya some, dont forget iam bigger then you´´

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´´thats because you eat everything you fat prick´´

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´´its not fat,, BUrrrrrrrp,, its muscle´´!

´´and make sure you clean your nest, otherwise, no desert´´!



´´ok kids share and no hogging the carcus on each other either´´

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´´ok mom,, slurp,, burp smack,, gnaw´´

´´you had to ask´´?



´´ahhhhhhhhhh crap. no bugs, no breakfast and steve miller above me, what else can go wrong this morning´´?


´´fly like a eagle , to the sea, fly like a eagle, let my spirit carry me´´

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´´dude ya cant sing,, so spare me the ear banging´´

´´think ill go look out for mom or dad dude,, brb´´



´´lil bro, um as eagles we eat humming birds, i dont think mom or dad could forgive me if i ate you one day. ´´

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´´i coulda been the greatest i coulda been somebody, i coulda been a contender´´

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´´great brando impersonation´´

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´´thanks´´


´´first its cause iam a runt now its cause i have small feet. man, i might as well become a humming bird, cause i can sure hover in one spot like nothing.´´!!!!



´´What are ya staring at ´´?

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´´your talons,, they are smaller then mine, maybe thats why ya aint ready to fly. your toes need to be bigger and stronger to grab on to things´´.

´´man, chillout, iam just messing with ya. Ya know i want to fly with ya someday, but like i said, i was born 3 days earlier then you and grew faster and well, thats how the egg rolls´´!

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´´eggs dont roll, they wobble ´´

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´´ok thats how the egg wobbled, better´´?

´´your something allright, sure as hell isint my conscience though.´´

´´IAM YOUR CONSCIENCE´´!!!!!!


´´shall i fan you to keep you cool? its gonna be a hot one today´´

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´´yes, please do that numbnut, make use of those wings other then just branching´´

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´´oooooooooooooooh someones jell´´!!!!

´´MORNING PPL´´! dont mind us. Its another nest squabble´´

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´´yeah, what he said´´

´´now thats what i want to hear lil bro! Some grrrr in that meek beak of yours´´!



´´ill work out myself thank you very much. Ill be bigger, stronger , faster then you , you watch and see dude´´!


´´nah i dont think that,,,,,,,i KNOW it. BuHahahahah´´!


´´oh your funny . Mr wings. All up there thinking your a bag of bird food´´


´´i probably look like some cheap 1970 dracula movie huh´´?

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´´nah lil bro, more like um,, a extra in the video thriller´´


´´doubtfull, i eat more then you cause iam older and bigger, Its just not your time yet to fly up here. When the day comes you´´ll know. But for now i can help train your wings ´´



´´le pant,,,,,,,maybe iam out of shape, to much baby fat er something´´


´´now dont be getting all mr lil attitude. Iam just trying to show you´´

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´´i know, sorry. But do you know how embarssing this is? i feel like kid on the bus that had to wear a hemet ´´!

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´´now thats bad lil bro´´!

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´´No shit sherlock´´!

´´um lil bro, your gonna hurt yourself if you just keep flopping around like that, watch me ok´´?

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´´NO i watched, and i didint learn anything´´!

´´damn, i thought for sure this time i would have made it to first branch´´



´´i though that if maybe i get a running head start, i can get some air yanno´´?
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´´um,, dude,,,,

´´yeah yeah,, i got it, your my conscience, ok lets start this mornings flight instructions ´´




´´IAM YOurrr,,,,




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THE WEEKEND EDITION( or how i forgot saterdays blog too)!!!


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Hiya Hiya Folks and sorry about saterdays blog being among the missing. Lotta stuff happend here, well not here but in the states, that kinda affect my owners so, well i didint want to bother em with messing with the putes. But anyways, since your here,, Welcome to Sundays WEEKEND EDTION and enjoy. No news tonight. Just eagles and some folks and events caught on tape.


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Video Maddness???!!!!





http://www.break.com/index/track-and-field-is-dangerous.html
i dont know who to feel sorry for! The poor dude that took the javilin to the back or the dude that thew it?


http://www.break.com/index/are-you-friggin-kiddin-me.html
or just smash it and buy a prepaid one.


http://www.break.com/index/kid-get-hit-in-head-with-hammer1.html
probably more scared then hurt, still that was a bitch of a egg on his forhead.


http://www.break.com/index/kid-rides-laundry-basket-down-ladder.html
i dont think rubbermaid clothes baskets were designed for such actions.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331471
what a axe!! and he plays it extreamly well too!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331445
this has to fake,, i mean,, what kind of moron would do something like this? wait dont answer that.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331440
at least he tried, and the lady had a good sence of humor. Cost of new windows? guess the police dept gets that bill.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331437
um,,,,,,never mind!



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331423
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331425
MMAF!!! dude should have wetted it with water first.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331418
who slipped this moron some crazy weed? damn,, stutter city and ,,,,not forming sentences well.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331403
odd,,,and someone didint take thier meds!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331390
um dude what the hell? far to many white russians for this old timer.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331378
i had to actually laugh at bush and his stand up routine. he missed his mark .




http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331346
damn dude,, you broke the frame and managed to force us to watch your man boobs too!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331354
Then mom came and said, HEY LEMME MAKE A FEW STATEMENTS HERE´´ and stuff,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331339
good song video, ahh 50/50. reminds my owners of the culvert they used as kids during winter and flew down it on sleds. ahh good times , the split lips, black eyes and loss of body fluids.



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331340
think the mom that came in the night before is probably passed out on valium with these kids.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331319
he left out Magnum PI FOOL!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331308
cool car rube goldberg commerical.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331272
using a wind guard mic might have helped this video, EDDIOTS!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331274
who ever said the french didint have a sence of humor? MMAF!! this guys slick.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=331242
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another good comercial.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ab_1184240560
AHHHHHHHH i get it now its ok for mexicans to fight in the USA /don king AND make ppl pay per view it during a soon to be boxing match , yet, ya just dont want them as neighbors?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e79_1184363319
110 feet high dive? yeppers its true.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a7_1184401792
um,, didint one of these fligh 10 feet from the ground during the 9/11 attacks , at the pentagon and yet no cars were over turned? just saying is all,,,,





http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=171_1184401408
everyday at 13:15,,,,todays no differant then any other day,,,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=887_1184388890
screw that i would have saved the worm and gave the leach a McDs straw to suck on, the blew into it ;)!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef6_1184347623
Gee Joe Lierberman,, its your state,, why not step in and help??


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79a_1184301902
wheres the aid reliefe for these folks? ,,,,,think fast!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b41_1184449261
STUPID FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=564_1184427204
What happend to kids today?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2de_1184421700
No comment.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d4f_1184329242
just listen to the sound folks. damn, even if you spend 4 hours on a target practice range civilian, you still walk away from the smells and the sounds and the vibrations. Imagine doing this for over 36 months?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bce_1184436667
ship em out dude,, there are pleanty of zoos that will take em!!! and go where the animals go to as well!

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So thats it from here,, humid hot and sticky Germany. Hope you folks enjoyed yourself and thanks for stopping on by and having a gander at this blog. Take great care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you gals and guys are!!
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Check back tomorow, as murphy should be on , if hes not its due to the heat. But ill do my best to prop em up and make em paw a blog if i can folks. Enjoy the rest of sunday and heres hoping monday treats you folks well.!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity .

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