My View From The Litter Box!

AMONG THE MISSING,,,,

Greetings folks and welcome again to MVFTLB! Aside from a certian human owner being sick with a possible bladder infection,things here are moving along ok. I think maybe the human should see a dr, but yanno how it goes, they dont like thier doctor, and will tough it out with cranberry juice. In the meantime, ill just sit and watch em take a leak and count how many times the can tap thier feet during so. It always seems to get worse at night too.

anyways, no news today/night. We all know about how President Bush thumbed his nose at the law and commuted libby scooters sentence. And then the morons in glasgow and london, and thier failed attempt at car bombings. About the only thing they managed to do was become a marshmellow over a camp fire. Now that takes smarts iam sure. In the meantime,, debate this little idea i had lastnight,,,

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why do moths only fly at night time? everytime you go outside during the day, there isint a moth to be found. sure there are thier distant cousins the butterflys but never a moth. and why are butterflys called that? why not butter moths?
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But getting back to my point,, the moths at night. If you go out on a fishing trip , you can fish all day and no moths. Come sundown and back at camp, the moths appear as soon as you hit the flood lights. Hundreds of em, just waiting to see the lights,, all swarming around it . They had all damn day to see light, but they slept!!! So now they want to see the light? And ppl wonder why some dude built the bug light that zaps em?
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Its called justice!! Iam not sorry for the lazy moths that slept all damn day. If they want to be stupid and attempt to latch on to my blue light, do it punk!!! ZAP, well there went your wife, mothman. ZAP, that was your mother! ZAP,, brave, now your sending your grandfather out ?
Once for kicks , we turned the telescope around and then played ´´lets turn on the flood lights´´. We could see em, slowly rising from thier sleeping points, like vampires once the sun goes down. Its not just moths either man, its those prune looking beatles,, june bugs that cling to my screens here, buzzing like mad to get inside. It reminds me of dick cheney pounding on the intell office doors, demanding to be let in. If only congress could pass the RAID bill yanno? So thats what i do,, i grab the raid and spray the june bugs, whom arrived one month late too i might add. Come morning when i get up , you can see em all legs up , laying outside the window sill. Looked like the movie 300 for bugs too.
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Some didint go easy,,,,no no my man, some went out fighting. I saw one missing a head, some legs, a wing, looked up and see the birds using thier talons to point out,, ´´this shit is tainted dont eat it homes´´ to other birds thinking it was a free lunch.
I dont have sympathy for lazy spiders either. You know the ones, those damn night spiders, that somehow slipped thier slim fast fat ass under the door. Your up late at night , see something out of the corner of your eye, suddenly the cats chasing it! FREAK OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!
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cuzz you know its only one thing that scurry that fast. No iam not talking about rats leaving the repubican ship either,, yanno its ,,,,a spider!!!! What to grab? the Time Magazine!! half of the opinions in there are crap anyways, why spend 5 dollar for fly swatter? Chances are , the page the spider was smooshed on, was a add for some watch that you or i cant afford anyways! Why worry over that?
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So just make sure , all you bugs out there know,, this place isint a place for free parking. Flys bees, butterflys, lady bugs, some spider spieces, grasshoppers, ants, shit man even the maggots are out there every damn morning doing thier thing. All the night bugs? Fair warning,, your on the time magazine list of the 100 most useful things to use the time mag for. The rest of the 99 ,, debate that among yourselfs.

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---Tony Snows Numbers,for monday,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11228 and for Tuesday,,2 GIs, 36 Iraqis Killed; 33 Iraqis Wounded; U.S. Copter Shot Down

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MORONS ON TAPE??!!!( actually some are rather nice)