My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Friday, July 13, 2007

DONT FORGET, pics start last to first! meaning, scroll down and see the first pic to get the jest of the ´´story´´. or something like that,,,,ahh read it anyway ya want it!! :)
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´´Nope! You want to lose patience , then so be it, ill be up here watching the world go round and round. In the meantime,, youd be wise to work on the left , right factor regarding your wings. Iam only telling ya this cuzz i love you bro.´´
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´´that s mean´´
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´´Thats called life,, and your about to embark on it, so stop bitching and watch others who know the ropes. yanno the real ropes, not the tricks and easy way out of a problem´´!
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´´you going to be here tomorow?´´
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´´yes´´, why´´?
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´´cause i think tomorow i want to start learning from a hard point and not take the easy way out dude´´
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´´now thats the most intelligent thing you have ever said. Ill be here,, but i wont hold your talon , be brave,, be strong and believe in yourself lil bro´´!!
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´´dude iam a eagle not a frigging timex!!! wanna splain that again there lucy´´?

´´Just watch me ok? see how my tail feathers moved me from 12 o clock to 7 o clock. get it now´´?


´´READY OR NOT IAM COMING DOWN´´!!

´´OH look those ppl over there,, again , Hmm what are they doing this early´´?

´´piss on it, ill do it myself. Mr. wings is busy scoping out the chicks and lakes and fish,, ahh rubbish i say´´!

´´hello dude ya there´´?= answer me !
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´´ IAM HERE hang on´´
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´´So i do this and get ,,,,,,,,this´?´´

´´i think i suck at this. ya wanna do that again and show me once again´??

´´see? up and here i am!! try it again bro ok´´?

´´watch me again,, keep your wings straight, see iam going UP just like you want, but your one wing is , well drifting!´´

´´THIS shit isint working ok for me dude,, somethings not right,, ´´

´´Now for decending,, just drop your wings back slightly behind your shoulders, make sure they are straight and boom boom , there goes the dynamite, your there my man!!!!´´

´´and then, once your air born,, use your tail feathers to shift which way you want to go. say i wanted to go right,, so moved my tail feathers to do so, got it so far´´?

´´move your wings like this,, a HUGE SWEEP both wings at the same time at the same meters, dont forget to breathe either´´

´´YO up here,, watch and learn ok?´´

´´this is going to be,,,,,,,,,,,,so not hot´´!

´´um dude,, get your beak away from my buttock region´´
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´´look capt howdy, your the one that landed here,, dont blame me´´

´´ok for starters,, move over ,,´´oops to late´´!

´´can you teach me´´?
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´´sure,, just watch what i do ok?
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´´ok´´!

´´dude,, like dont cry over this. dont forget i was born 3 days before you. its called leaving the nest first, happens all the time. Well in most cases, unless you have a older sibbling that drinks to much and lives in mom and dads nest basement since ohh,, 9 yrs now´´?

´´sniff,,, i will never be able to become top tree branch material´´

´´Yanno from up here you get a new persepective of things, like those folks over there? on a good windy day, if your aim is perfect, you can really shoot a load of whiteout and hit thier patio, or that house over there?,, they have rabbits,, man, if your smart and wait, you can grab one when the owners back is turned´´

´´damn straight iam :) ´´


´He gone´´?
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um omg,, dude your not serious´´!

´´Azzwipe, now you done and did it. i got hit by a wing and a talon just cause your over eager butt wanted the higher tree branch´´
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´´yea yea yea,, eat it, your just jellous is all´´.
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´´over what? getting yelled at by dad or you not getting hit by a incoming adult eagle at 40 mph´´?
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´´umm,, hey look´´!

´´"§$%&/() KIDS TODAY!´´

´´DUCK INCOMING DAD´´!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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´´Kid?,, we gotta talk, you have your room and I have mine, now due to this, i managed to give your little brother a mild concussion and scare the shit out of ya mom.. STAY off the higher branches ok´´?
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´´yeah,, sorry ´´

´´how did ya do it?
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´´easy,i just clicked my talons togeather and said, theres much better places then home , in mantra´´!
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´´stop kidding around,, how did ya do it´´?

´´Got bored, saw mom and dad fly off earlier and thought why the hell not? great view from here man,, you can EVERYTHING too´´!!!
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´´your ill with new wing power yanno that´´?
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´´least my azz is up here and not down there heheh´´!

´´dude, what in the hell are you doing up there?

´´morning folks ´´

´´wait lemme wake up and make sure,,´´

´´what in the,, is that you dude? or am i tripping from lastnights bug i ate´´?

´´yo about damn time you woke your lazy butt up, and good morning baby brother´´

´´PFFST´´ iam your conscience´´!

´´Snore,, wha,,,,,,,,,,smack smack´´

´´IAM YOUR CONSCIENCE´´


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The Crazy Days Of Summer,,,,,,

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Hiya Hiya Folks and isint it cool that THE WEEKEND EDITION, has arrived finaly? I know this past week murphy was really letting ppl know his feelings on the world, and the morons that have the power to make the world a not so nice place to live in . But hes really missing the beauty of life, and lets hope mr. negative will see some positive yanno? Ok lets do it ,,,

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Headlines,,,,,,

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http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,142217,00.html?ESRC=eb.nl
thats the fact jack! And yet bush still wont conceed defeat or admitt his war and all the morons he hired to play along , isint going as planned. No flowers being thrown at our soliders feet, no being view as liberators, game over and check mate biotch!


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/13/washington/13policy.html?_r=1&th=&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&emc=th&adxnnlx=1184358876-yw3UIX2ehtMVYhtOkwF6tA
well well well,what have we here? a case of the biting the hand that fed it? Iam pretty sure that the republicans that were for war and now want out, are feeling might damn stupid after thier ´´man in the field´´ pulls atypical VITO VETO move, yet again.


http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070713/dollar.html?.v=7
the dollar makes a slight come back friday. Guess all those forclose notices the banks recieved kinda left the housing bizz abit wobbly.thus causing the means for the mode.


http://www.knbc.com/slideshow/news/13679015/detail.html
Looks like the running of the bulls turned into the gore festival 2007. Pretty nasty injuries so for those that have a icky factor, dont look at this slideshow.


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Pentagon_kills_Rumsfeld_propaganda_unit_0713.html
basicaly what gates did was shut down rummys version of joe gobbels and the boys from naziville idea of handling the negative press. Gotta give rummy credit, the old bastard used techniques known to work .


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/CNN_Iraq_report_inaccurate_reflection_of_0713.html
looks like CNN international had the balls to tell it like it is regarding the war report. Ware sets the standards for real journalisum and not washed out bullshit that passes for news 99% of the time.



http://rawstory.com/news/2007/White_House_Pentagon_hold_up_documents_0713.html
um isint this abit questionalble? why would the whitehouse use the excutive privilege on pat tillmans files? It cant be standard protocol so what are they hiding? The Truth!!!


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,494312,00.html
something tells me the morons in washington that voted for the war, are watching this international drrama unfold with eagle eyes! If this passes, look out USA, your next to be sued by the iraqi ppl, to mention only one of many nations, that were invaded.



http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,494360,00.html
This is a hard call. For some to put into perspective, it would be like reading MEIN KAMPF in a synagauge .Probably wouldint go over well with alot of ppl. Not to mention it will draw the trouble makers out like cockroaches.



http://thinkprogress.org/2007/07/13/bush-lieberman-historians/
when one hears the words delusional, and dysfunctional,, the name Joe Lieberman comes to mind in a instant. Or that of GWB, either way check out smooth joes assumption about his joined at the hip twin.


http://alternet.org/story/56772/
like the story says, forget the pecker and follow the peckerheads money trail! simply amazing where it flowed to and to why.



http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article18009.htm
A must read on how the american political system failed! OR in laymans terms, how you, him, her, they, us and myself were screwed over by politicans from both sides . Kinda makes one wonder, just whats next . The kicker is, not many ppl seem to care. Where are the massive protest ? where are the rallys and public speaking groups ? All at home playing the Wii?



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6897991.stm
didint this nitwit learn of Ken Lays demise? Another corrupt prick caught with his hand in the cookie jar. How long before he suffers a fatal heart attack befour hes due back in court for sentencing? Will he be able to spend comfy time at his vactional home too?


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6898158.stm
yes folks, its still there, buried under a few leading stories but there non the less. Surprising actually.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/07/13/britain.policyshift.reut/index.html
will gordie become another poodle or say piss off to washington and do the will of the ppl for his country and not for the rich contractors? heres hoping brown wont become another ´´brownie´´!



http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/07/13/iran.iaea/index.html
Iran set to allow Nuke inspectors in by late august. Good news for many iam sure but if you put a ear to the wind, i can hear the sobbing from a certian politican from conn. There there joey,, dont cry.
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,,Friday: 88 Iraqis Killed, 35 Wounded


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VIDEO MADDNESS???!!!




http://www.break.com/index/first-person-motorcycle-accident.html
repost but still its good to make car drivers aware of the motorcycle folks.


http://www.break.com/index/rolling-tires-off-a-ski-jump.html
i guess its a good thing to know in case on of these tires come lose and makes a bees line right at ya!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330925
ny is full of superheros!!! i swear that was mike tyson in the spider man costume!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330933
another face plant involving bike jumping,,,,same outcome,, ouch.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330927
thanks to nitendo, no more exscues to be a fat azz!!! amazing huh?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330921
see what happens when you turn your dog into a kibble and bits addict? nothing shuts em up MMAF!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330920
MMAF! wish the roofer here had used this last yr, it was bad folks.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330912
great friends



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330904
why?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330859
remember to save the TIDE containers from now on.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330860
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my sides hurt. paronoid high? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330820
BUBBA has a point, good glad he told these assholes off!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330827
sounds good ,,even cain moved to it.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330809
whatever happend to the slogan ´´Keep American Beautiful´´?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330803
well he was shaking like a bitch,, i mean look at the camera. Tst tst tst, such hate in the states!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330813
MMAF!!! ´´semi pro´´


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330788
they call it entertainment,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=330740
anyone have any idea how old this is? pretty impressive.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=edb_1184303132
warning GAG AFFECT POSSIBLE!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=72d_1184318607
a hockey stick and baseball bat?,,,,,



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd2_1184296165
think man made hail stones,,, not a nice thing to encounter.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d24_1184285860
i mean how sick to think this is funny? so much for wildlife.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb6_1184280278
how the insurgency is going to backfire with videos like this!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c2_1184289477
well if they didint eat cats, perhaps the cats could catch all those mice?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=adc_1184311862
um isint it called freedom of religion? not anymore it seems.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1184363835
amazing!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc9_1184361703
gee where are the protestors during this happy happy joy joy news event? glad the dude got his car back.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f23_1184355693
5 times recalled to fight? cheney got 5 deferrments ,whats not right here ?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=969_1184355618
another scumbag caught.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=981_1184352939
why drug addicts who happen to be parents,, suck. I dont hold much hope for these kids.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0f_1184293866
not bad,,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=78f_1184302557
what a shame.! there is some good in this world, it just never gets to see fox or cnn news air time.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a9_1184364042
can someone show this to WASHINGTON?? perhaps it might open thier fucking eyes!!!
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ok then ppls,, thats it from here,, in germany tonight! HOPE you enjoyed yourself and had fun too. IF not,, send a comment,, ill be sure to read them. till then have a great friday and enjoy the weekend too!! Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world, AND mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are !!!! Talk to ya fine ppls come tomorow.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

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