My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Thursday, July 19, 2007


Iam Melting on sunshine and it dont feel good !
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Greetings folks and welcome back to MVFTLB! Germany has been hit with a heatwave, and iam suffering from this fur coat us cats wear all yr long. But worry not,, as the window man´´ MIKEY´´comes back this saterday to install some sun blocking /reflecting/ blinds outside and inside this place i call home . So with that,, lets do it,,

The news at a glance,,,

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http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,142878,00.html?ESRC=eb.nl
This is now a new surprise. First it was the V.A. hospitals lack of care, now news come of the disibility payments and how they vary state from state. Good read for any folks out there who have a loved one home from the war and needs assistance now and not later.


http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/13708685/detail.html
This next news story will develop into another one. In the meantime, ask yourself this. What goes thru the minds of two teenage girls that poured a flamable fluid over a 8week old kittens body, and then set it on fire?
Adam, as the kittens been named by the vets office has burns over 75% of his body and will face more surgery in the future to repair what two selfish, disgusting, inhuman, brats did for ??? Its quite clear, these two girls arent dealing with a full deck.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/law/07/17/vick/index.html#cnnSTCText
As the story above was filled with malice towards a cat, this next one deals with disregard for dogs. And the culprit? A well paid NFL star. Perhaps the millions dollar contract wasint enough to curb this scumbags appetite for more money. Now why would a full grown man, whos not poor, dwell in this type of behaviour, and assist with the killings and beatings of dogs? Its quite clear, Mr.Vicks isint dealing with a full deck either and should have the maxium penalty thrown at his sorry ass.


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Judge_throws_out_Plame_lawsuit_0719.html
Isint Ironic that the same judge that threw out the pflame civil case was the very same judge that threw out a case against cheneys energy task force case? Oh and he was appointed too by both Bush and cheney.



http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Larry_Flynt_to_expose_new_Senator_0718.html
Larry Flint sees tunnel vision and it has the names of possibly 30 US senetors that were involved one way or another with the DC madame case. Larry, release the whole kit and kaboodle. Just like Ken stat was with clinton and infamous BJ, Flint aims to smear many in washington. Yet hes not going to stick the tax payers with a 70 million dollar bill in his proceedings either.



http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,495460,00.html
A german magazine has thier own ideas regarding Barack Obama. Hmmm,,,,,,make your own mind up.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,495409,00.html
Like many fans of the tour de france, my owners were let down when it was made public that a T.mobile rider was found to have tested postive for what they refer to as the ´´Landis syndrome´´. Here after many new regulations were made, and former riders came forward to offer testimony and help the cycling bizz, Yet another moron had to go and further ruin its already tarnished reputation. So, since then two major tv stations in germany have stopped airing the tour and has made no plans to pick it back up either.


http://thinkprogress.org/2007/07/19/iraq-costs-half-trillion/
550 billion. No thats not a typo either folks. Thats the wars cost to be come this october. Now out all that money, some have to wonder just how much the contractors are making? And companys such as kellog brown- haliburton among others are reeling in the prize catch of fast money .Now lets do some math and see how much a G.I makes per month while in the army or marines and its between 460$ - 600$ a month.
Just where is all this money going to and for and who is benifiting? Its not you or me thats for sure.



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/07/19/national/w132421D47.DTL&type=politics
Is there anything that Gonzo does regret? Maybe not remembering alot of things. Or maybe not sure if his grandparents came to america legaly too. The only thing Gonzo may regret is come the elections in 2008 and hes out of a job , and out from hiding behind the two biggest mafia style crimials ever to grace the United states political system.


http://www.mcclatchydc.com/world/story/18140.html
If the US does this, then expect this to happen in Pakistian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchy like dominos, pretty much every country surrounding it will begin to topple.



http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N19305152.htm
Is joe kliens favorite buddy general , now pushing up the date for a full assesment on the iraq war? Sounds and smell like it. And when Novemeber rolls around, another excuse given why it might be say january 2008 to have a better assesment etc. Its the same game being played over and over again folks.


http://www.wnbc.com/news/13712799/detail.html
So how can some man whos job it is to show visitors around a nuke lab, and do some basic mataince here and there,, manage to steal nuke secrets? Where was sercurity again? Or what sercurity am i talking about? Amazing something like can happen . Kind of makes one wonder what other ´´labs´´ out there have had a breech in thier sercurity as well.



http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/2565
Murder Incorperated 101.


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/19/america/gop.php
In most ppls views, neither one of these possible canidates for the republican party are much ado about nothing. One lacks well be honest here one lacks a dose of reality-MCcain. And the other , Fred, leave ppl wondering if this man is acting or really being himself. What strikes some ppl is that if fred is really being his self, he should go back to acting. So the pyramid of republicans start to shake and some are saying its the end of days of MCcain and new dawn for F. Thompson. Most however, pray its the end for both of them.


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/19/news/cheney.php
Due to someone having a conscience, Dicks dirty dealings have now been made more available . Read this folks and wonder why pretty much all the major oil and coal companys were represented in dicks circle full of friends . Can someone honestly tell me , that dick cheney is a honest man?



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070719/ts_nm/black_trial_bond_dc
what did i tell you? A judge is allowing conrad black to remain free on a 21 million dollar bond, untill hes formerly sentenced. Just like Ken Lay was offerd before he had that ´´sudden heart attack´´. Seems to many that if your ubber rich , then the laws and standard ways of using the laws, do NOT apply . Now if that had been say , a regular person who yoinked 40 grand from a bizz, there would be no bond let alone a chance to remain free untill sentence time.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070719/ap_on_sc/italy_ancient_bath
Quintus Servilius Pudens bath house and ruins discoverd in rome. Cool for folks that enjoy this type of findings.

















Todays ´´numbers´´ In Iraq,Wednesday: 5 GIs, 1 Polish Soldier, 107 Iraqis Killed; 82 Iraqis Wounded ,Thursday: 5 GIs, 32 Iraqis Killed; 7 Iraqis Wounded.
Its no longer a fucking picture show folks!
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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/amazing-street-dribbling-skills.html
pretty neat skills. sounds like it was in germany somewhere.


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-start-a-fire-using-water.html
a very young Mr. wizard!


http://www.break.com/index/new-york-pipe-bursts.html
in case you missed it (?????) the steampipe that went boom in NYC.


http://www.break.com/index/power-pitch-vs-old-tv.html
um , the ball bounced off the tv, so why did the tv implode again? fake


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334611
MMAF!!!!!!!!! um i couldint understand the words either, glad this dude helped us .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334604
pretty funny song about soccer dads.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334555
Ronaldinho by a long shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334561
see the dog knew he was going to be on fox news and well gave fox what they sell for news. SHIT!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334551
what a little piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334538
MMAF!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=334511
PUTINS WORLD, Party TIME!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c95_1184868760
what a dickhead!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e0_1184800229
fighting over a flag,,,,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac8_1184876586
uggggh larva on the scalp?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=32c_1184869373
NBC and perverted justice were never in it to help kids, just to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42c_1184868809
enough to make one gag!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=462_1184866991
PUTINS WORLD,, the new face of russia.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=458_1184885437
pretty sure this mans probably dead by now or is cranking the kinks´´ I gotta Move´´



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333859
GOOF!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333858
worlds most now famour dog! Dog was fine as well as the rider too.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333855
MMAF!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333849
UGGH id raid that big ass spider !!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333838
For Ghost freaks , this vids for you and HELL no did i watch it either!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333814
Boating mishaps,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3af_1184708307
ahh the hate in this world,, its enough to fill the entire solor system!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58d_1184749130
wonder if the harbor master pooped pickels seeing this?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d4_1184746808
how to tape a controlled expolsion without getting caught!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e8_1184724122
pretty sad,,


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=563_1184796251
new videotape of the glasgow marshmellow.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86a_1184795012
um , who was the first judge to release this scumbag? he did it again.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=13b_1184794649
so,, if this happens in NYC one day, will ppl say the same thing? ´´why live where a flood could happen´´?
then why build wallstreet where a flood could happen moron!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=595_1184802174
Now that was so not smart.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd8_1184801683
some of these kids have the 1000 yard stare already.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6f_1184798608
why its important to be inside during a lighting storm.



http://www.break.com/index/fat-people-are-graceful.html
at least robby tried,,,


http://www.break.com/index/news-anchor-cant-stop-laughing-at-model.html
weeble wobble model. The news casters laughs are hysterical and contagious!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/grandma-and-grandpa-decide-to-ghost-ride.html
radical old folks,


http://www.break.com/index/worse-possible-way-to-wake-up.html
another ´´sack tapping´´ inncident.


http://www.break.com/index/wheres-waldo.html
MMAF!!! waldo hunters.


http://www.break.com/index/crazy-asian-guy-destroyed-by-paintballs.html
would you do this for 1000$? i sure as hell wouldint. Really insane .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333907
jr. chemist?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333910
MMAF!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333908
um, they probably dont know this but,, microwaves have radioactive material inside them!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333904
Awesome wave dude!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333882
smooth move there, Greg.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=333894
if only math was that easy !

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

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Cancer never leaves a persons house or mind . For those of you humans that have a loved one battling it, you know what iam talking about. When you come home from work and see the answering machine flashing, your mind races to ,,,,dreaded news. Thus is the new routine here. When either ´´wasderface´´ or ´´ the spoiler´´´ come home a diff times, and see the flashing red light, they think the worst. As a cat observing this, i can pick up on thier adrenline rush when , with shakey hands they replay the machine and hold thier breathe in anticapation.

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When after the messages have been played, and there wasint the bad news the humans thought and expect to be phoned in, they blow out a deep sigh and plop on the couch. Sometimes shaking, sometimes ,,just staring at a picture on the hutch. Depends. Either way, its not a fun time here with this. But i gotta give credit where credit is due. Ive heard the dude on the phone from ny, the ones that sick with cancer. My owners put em on speaker last month . Back then he was doing ok,, sorta. His sence of humor is great, abit twisted but in the norms of acceptable. But what does one have left ? being able to laugh is probably a good sign and there are some who go out of this world , being the same miserable person they can possibly be since they took ill. -

Thankfully thats not the case of MR.B back in ny. He likes my pics the humans sent and said i look like a cool cat but with a archie bunker attitude. Mans not to far off. And on the other hand he said that cain looks like a hockey puck!! Now,, that is cains nick name. How did the dude know this?

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Yanno humans,, you guys get to spend more time on this earth then us pets. Yet you dont see a war going on ! There isint a war dogs Vs cats or Mice VS rats etc. So us animals have to ask you humans,, just what the fuck you fighting for?!

POWER? MONEY? when in reality, none of that means jack shit in the end. In the end, when us pets depart your world which you have given us a wonderful life, we wont be bitterly thinking,, ´´i could have done this or that´´! In the end, as we close our eyes, all we are thinking is,, ´´glad the humans stayed with me to the end and head on over to the rainbow ridge. Why cant humans do the same? Money you cannot take with you, nor power. All that those so called leaders present , past and future will take to the grave with them, is regret. On what you might ask?

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Not getting enough money and power. Just when did money and power save a nation and make ppl get along? its a drug , worse then ice/meth and herion. Its a obsession to take over everything and everyones life.

As for the dude in ny, dying,, his only regret? He wished he had came back to his birth nation here, Germany, and got a chance to see germany in 2007 and not in 1942, when power, money, and some idiot declared war on the world.

Think about that folks,,,,,,,

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WORDS OF WISDOM,
A good meditation, even when it is interrupted by occasional nodding, is much more beneficial than many outward religious exercises.


Johannes Tauler.

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take care fine folks and thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,, or not!CAINS up tomorow and hes gotten some great eagle pics too! So with that iam out as its my last day of the week to blog. Enjoy your weekend and remember to let the cat in before going to bed too! DANKE!!

CIAO!!!

MvB:

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