My View From The Litter Box!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!!

Its been a crazy week. Folks bitch , whine and complaine because thier canidate isint given the green light to take the dem nom. Dont blame hill or oba, blame the super delgates and the leader of the DNC! either way just stfu and stand united and make sure MCcain is not the winner.

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The Blood Count In Iraq,

Thursday: 42 Iraqis Killed; 71 Wounded ,,,Friday: 52 Iraqis Killed, 111 Wounded,,,2 US Soldiers, 50 Iraqis Killed; 147 Iraqis Wounded,,,Sunday: http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12823.
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VIDEO MADNESS?!?!?!?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501241
looks to me that fattie lost on points. Lets not mention the fact his shorts are slipping showing us all butt crack that no one cares for.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501239
think ill stick with my xp for now .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501238
oh he loves his job. it clearly shows.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501237
I think this moron forgot to take his meds, or the meds he takes dont mix well with booze.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501236
if they just tazed the dough boy, it could have saved tax payers the man power right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501232
MMAF!! listen to the little girls comments just before the camera cuts off.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501231
see? dogs do fart. inside is the worst because then all the family gets blamed due to a canine fluff.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501230
oooh! dude it sounds like shit. might have to remove some pipes from the manifold?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501229
say what you want but at least he took the time to go thru all the shit to make this.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=501216
Not bad at all this band. good songs and beats etc.

http://www.break.com/index/riding-down-the-stairs-head-first.html
great neck snap. Not to mention she almost took out the cat on the way down too. SB!

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/diet-mountain-dew/diet-mountain-dew.html
There now you know everything and can die happy.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html
MMAF!!! thanks to who ever took the time to break that shit down for us. Also, why didint any stand up to this bitch? what if that was your grandmother or mother? chumps,,,just sit there and dont do shit.

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-racer-cant-catch-a-break.html
um, how does one mess up on a scooter race?

http://www.break.com/index/mattress-jousting.html
way cool air time he caught.

http://www.break.com/index/projectile-dysfunction_1.html
MMAF! very clever who ever came up with the fake add.

http://www.break.com/index/working-girl-gets-tricked_1.html
wonder if that actually happend to some poor bloke?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-young-guitar-player.html
show me a adult who play as good as this young boy can, WOW is he good!

http://www.break.com/index/trampoline-frontflip-faceplant.html
what a hell of a face plant compliments from the trampoline. ugh, the sound is bad enough.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-driver-slams-into-biker.html
I dont know about you, but it looked like the biker will be ok, dazed and probably scared shitless during the time of his air time he caught due to a drunk driver.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500852
MMAF!! this is pretty funny . three guys VS one mouse in a coffee cup. glad they saved the little bugger .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500850
bummer there is no sound, and what kind of beer did he get?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500839
um,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500900
ugh,,,,knowing this about turkey,, i think ill just eat the tuna and ham cat food from now on.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500898
why the karate jew header?,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500897
um,, how do you know shes lesbian and super nytendo? thats like so not being made anymore!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500838
sometimes a acoustic gtr is nice. check out how this dude modif his. great playing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500836
jack russles are not wimps but smart enough to sence a retard for a owner.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500835
Is he using that one lose dread lock to make more a vibe on his gtr skills? dude, get a hair cut!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500834
MMAF!!!!!!! now that is some funny wacked shit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500832
dude, try roller blades.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500831
guy has a point! i mean wtf with this 72 virgs in heaven shit?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500828
then why is oil at 126.00 a barrel at closing stock market again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500816
no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500811
when one breaks a tail bone on the lower part of the buttocks, the healing time can take up to 2 years depending on the fracture or actually break. Oh and when you get older? the pain gets worse too.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-goose-attacks-boater-and-dog.html
Looked like there was some blood in the water on the 5th toss this dude did to one crazy goose. Might have been protecting its young, due his dog he had in the boat. Dude, next time, use pepper spray on it. !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500889
nice bong. drinking the water however is a bit extream.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500883
guess that time mag article about teenagers in the UK sucking to much booze and behaving like assholes is true. Wonder where they got the role model from? Bum Fights?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500879
good cover, alittle bit to fast at first start of the clip but the drums and bass are kickass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500880
want to see a complete piece of shit? fat nasty looking fuck that probably likes sheep more then woman? click this and watch a real redneck at work. If One of my owners were there,, he wouldint be walking anymore!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500881
ahhh kids today. Just throw it in the cart dad dammit!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500875
um,, no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500872
see above clip for the same and comment too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500873
think fkite flying was out of the question for that day? damn that was pretty bad.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500853
was that the short bus by any chance? just asking .

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF US CATS!!! and the humans here too.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !! to all the moms out there that went thru hell and back during the labor and afterwards with the raising up some youngings. The constant worry about how the kid may turn out odd and live in a remote cabin mailing letters to the FBI. Or the worry in thinking that perhaps Jeffs roomate is more then so. (not that there is any thing wrong with that ;) The late night sit up hold your childs head as they barf the 16th time from hanging with friends who happend to have a bottle of wild turkey and beer on them.

The panic at handing over the car keys to the kid(s) after they made thier drivers licence and praying to god they come back home ok safe and sound. Even over looking the spent condom underneath the passenger seat and panties that no mom would wear! The wondering what are they doing all the time in the bathroom and when finaly figureing it out ,, saying nothing but making sure to hide your fur coats and slippers!

The worry and ?? about your childs first date. Of course when some one looking and acting like Amy whinehoue shows up as your kids prom date or first date its ok to bite your nails, and mop where she was standing! Same can be said about your daughters first date and he shows up looking like he lives underground and shuns the daylight.

The weddings for some moms that went well for thier kid(s) and the bitter divorces of some where mom was there , helping you puncture the tires of your evil ex and put sugar in the gas tank! The first grandchild and how when the little one became sick, your kids were more then happy to dump off the flu carrier at your place for what was supposed to be only for a ´´few days´´! After one month went by , mom realized she was being used, and demanded back ALL of her tupperware even the lids!

So for all the moms out there,, new or old, young and wise or dumb and helpless, remember this, you gave birth to a slave untill they turn 18! Thats a good time to make your kid(s) run down the street and fetch you a pack of cigs, or the pitter patter of little feet as they come back from the fridge with a gallon of Hägon Das.

Thats where you tell them its your medicine and only you are supposed to eat it !

Not to mention the cleaning extortion one can do just before chirstmas! Why if you play(ed) your cards right, you probably had your kids dusting , doing the dishes, cleaning the house, doing laundry and getting the mail or getting the phone for you and lying and say your not home. Lets hope it went that well for all you moms!!!!

For those that have no more moms , or for moms who lost thier child early in life, remember the time you had with each other and feel blessed !

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OK thats it for the weekend edition.Hope you folks enjoyed your time here. If not,, i dont know what to say. Take great care pet owners/ lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets , for Heros you guys and gals truely are! Look for murphys blog coming this wednesday. Till then , be safe, love your family , dont hate, and take care of one another.

REGARDS,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend editon for the love of sanity !

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

HUMP DAY!
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Boy are we so not prepared for the current on goings in the states prez nomination race. John MCcain is getting a easy ride from the msm, due in part to the dogfight going on over in the ring which house the Dems . Howard Deans petting obamas head and clintons and telling them they are ´´both pretty smoochie, now stop fighting and get along´´! All the expence of the Dem party and its inability to PICK one person and end this super deleget shit already. There are some that say hillary should drop out, some say no lets see and wait what happens when the powers to be, decide on the canidate and pick someone finaly. I say, shit, let her stay in. The more fighting and whatnot will just make John MCcain waltz his ass into the whithouse. And if that happens, the dems have NO ONE to blame but thier selfs. http://www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Hillary_Clinton_says_she_ll_stay_in_05072008.html

Now news come that some supporters of Obama and clinton say that if thier canidate isint picked , then come election day they will vote for MCcain or just simply not vote at all. Oh thats fucking smart! Because a few morons throw a temper tantrum, some are willing to let John MCcain finish another 4 years of the current presidents way of thinking and applying it to america. Its time for some ppl in the states, and iam speaking about certian blogs and news shows, that are clearly bias to think for the better of the party and end thier super bitch fest. I mean grow the fuck up. Either way if Obama gets picked or hillary, its a first in the United states of america. Have some pride for that , a afro american or a woman may become the next president. Ok lets get ready to start with the war count, etc and finish this blog.

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Ahh The Blood Count In Iraq. Its always when some one gets to close to this pigs pen and shakes his cage. Then innocent ppl die. Sadar is the type of sub human where he would use his own mother for a sheild if it ment his ass was to be saved from war. Here is a solution, one word that decribes one action, ´´Sniper´´. Here are the ´´numbers´´ For Monday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12789,,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 54 Iraqis Killed; 82 Iraqis Wounded,,,Wednesday: 1 US Soldier, 15 Iraqis Killed; 22 Iraqis Wounded.

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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498420
That was so stupid dude. How many brain cells did you kill all for a few shits and giggles? might want to look into that low cost rehab video too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498418
The word ´´air head ´´ comes to mind when watching this one. nice landing .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498416
They played some good tunes but thier dancing really sucks. Hey least they had fun right? ahem.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498410
great websight for REAL news. check out maniac MCcains health care plan. ygbfkm!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498414
WOW! i wonder if that chute had enough air time to break that pilots fall.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498415
pretty sure her hubby will still love her when they become knee knockers right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498411
way wacked car/ train accident.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498407
its a commercial ppl, relax!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498404
Makes sence to me, but iam sure others will not agree.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498402
big guys? wtf? kudos for the winner of the old spoon of zint etc yadda yadda, yawn.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498403
yeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwww. kinda like what NYers do when runing from the police, except they jump and run over car roofs, hoods, and trunks, etc.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498396
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498392
fake,,,i really hope so .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498393
probably pulled some inner thigh muscle and strings, aside from his nads being smooshed too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498380
Those RC folks continue to amaze me. good job dude and congrats.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498388
MMAF!!! great out takes and bloopers for news teams.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498387
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/another-cheating-girlfriend-dumped-hard.html
MMAF!! damn that was funny.

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-come-down-from-a-bridge.html
saw this on live leak .com but seems others didint. its pretty bad but at least the dude lived.

http://www.break.com/index/classic-faceplant-prank1.html
I gotta make sure my owners try that on a neighbor come this BBQ season .

http://www.break.com/index/burnout-goes-bad.html
see what happens when you show off and dont know shit about NEW bike you bought? You end up denting cars dude. Oh and your head too it looks like.

http://www.break.com/index/farting-in-the-womens-bathroom_1.html
MMAF!! who knew that the chicks from cagney and lacy had such a sick funny sence of humor?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499017
anyone else have a seizure? dude lose that damn strobe light.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499015
um

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499013
I doubt that was a kid, and his song sounded like crap. To bad the caller didint call back ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499005
MMAF! ok there is a science to farts it seems.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499002
damn, please dont let this dude drink anymore. once was enough for my eyes as he tried to tape ppl places and things!

http://www.break.com/index/drano-bomb-goes-really-bad.html
MMAF! good, hope it shows morons out there to stop making kitchen sink bombs. Its all fun and games untill some one ,,,dies.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499075
wow! I hope that didint really happen to the poor bastard! oh and great banjo playing too dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499072
a MUST for cat owners! have a look and enjoy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499076
i pray these ppl are felons and cannot vote!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499069
great movie,, but someone added a few sharts for ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499074
repost,, seems some folks didint catch it the first time , so enjoy .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499061
wtf? they are young and small. give em a break DB already.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499058
I hate cheaters at ice hockey. yes he wasint bleeding but did that mean he didint maybe suffer a brain injury or neck? some ppl are so fucking dumb!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499057
Hooka smoking 101? dude your going to get mouth cancer some day.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499052
EXCELLENT BEAT! and good song too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499045
looks like a good series or online drama etc.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498995
MMAF! Check out the comments made by other break viewers. More funny then the video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498985
once a hoe always a hoe.

http://www.break.com/index/mentos-and-diet-coke-at-1200-fps.html
to quote someone my owners know who saw this video ´´its like one big fucking lava lamp dude, its like i cant get it out of my head´´! Did i mention one of my owners volunteers at the local nut ward too?

http://www.break.com/index/knee-to-face-on-dock-jump.html
looks like towards the end of his leap of faith he chickened out and then tried to come up , short. Hey what human hasint had a self inflected knee in the face at one point in time?

http://www.break.com/index/extreme-ski-crashes.html
the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498441
isint this the same house where the wife put her hair inside hubbys pizza and laughed and barfed along with him when he ate it ? looks the same to me folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498439
UG look they reinvented the wheel and cant stop pissing themselfs over it either Ö!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498425
um, dudes, wtf is your drummer? alittle off tempo there .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=498423
? low cost rehab? sounds like a day care for adults, but if it helps some, good things etc.

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-vs-tuba-player.html
MMAF! pretty sure the little shit wont pull that crap again. Bravo tuba player!

http://www.break.com/index/cool-finger-trick.html
its possible lady, trust me!

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-pranked-by-roommates.html
bet she is gay and hence why the boys wont get anything ;)

http://www.break.com/index/drug-dealer-gets-his-ass-kicked.html
Drug dealers are like parasites. each should be gassed like a insect infestation.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499605
its possible.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499606
isint it time stores have thier pa phones locked up ? funny but its been like done alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499600
guess some walls are way to thin?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499600
this would be a good add for levis 501 jeans, no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499593
Excellent drain system made by the devlopers. watch for flooding prices?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499592
when it rains it,, becomes boring for some golfers. way cool way to spend some time.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499578
fake!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=499560
No Comment.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and others that i allow to live here.

Not alot going on, seems summer is coming in strong and with it the heat! Iam glad the humans had blinds installed last year. That way the giant picture window and balcony door wont heat up like John MCcain when some female mentions his thining hair!

Think I told you about ´´the spoiler ´´ working from home twice a week. Its great folks. I get to snuggle em and get headbutts hand rubs and whatnot. Of course the days ´´the spoiler ´´isint working from home, i come and find ´´wasderface´´ who home from work early as they work super early in the mornings. Its there they lay down on the bed and sleep, and where i manage to slip my head and body underneath thier arm and snuggle with em. The other afternoon they woke up , rolled over and tried to kiss me and called me honey! Ö ,i was mortified! Iam not a human nor is ´´the spoiler´´ feeling like a cat. Either way they woke up and smiled and hugged me closer and soon we were both out like lights.

We woke up when ´´the spoiler ´´called saying they were heading home from the office. Little did we know, that cain, had somehow slipped in between us and was hidden under the blankets. As soon as ´´wasderface´tossed back the blankies, BOOM,, there went cain flying off and running out of the bedroom. The dudes odd. Dont get out much and is afraid of everything. I think cain needs some prozac or something ?

Other then above,, folks here are canidate spent. NUFF ALREADY! just pick something some one, and get michigan or florida back on the ballot already. The DNC rules commitie was slightly fucked,, so I would suggest that they open it up and LET EM VOTE!! other wise its nothing more then hijacking votes. even the over seas ballots, which hardly ever get used. Nice huh?

WORDS OF WISDOM,,or in this case words of a mad man and how history repeats itself over again. “Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it´´ Adolf Hilter

Thats if from this blog folks, thanks for stopping on down and reading it , or not.take care ppls and look for cains blog this weekend. Till then stay sane, stay in control and dont be lead by the nose or swollow anything hook line and sinker! Think for yourself and live for yourself too, because no one else will. Dont beat the fish, or hang the hamster from a ceiling fan, oh and make sure you let the cat in before going to bed, danke. Till next HUMP DAY,

CIAO!!!

MvB.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

The Weekend Edition.!
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My how time flys. This was me, taken back in 2000. I was 10 months old and had the body of a excellent tom. Then came the ´´snipping´´ And I have been Gaining weight ever since. I will have more to talk about later on, but for now lets get this blogging underway.
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,

Thursday: 2 US Soldiers, 93 Iraqis Killed; 212 Iraqis Wounded,,,Friday: http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12772,,,Saturday: 6 Americans, 2 Georgians, 44 Iraqis Killed; 122 Iraqis Wounded,,, Sunday: http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12779.

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The many morons of the internet and various other outakes via video.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-metal-container-explosions.html
well it is inside the east. pretty sure those folks dont duck from explosion sounds.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497403
yes, let us all stand outside during a t storm and attempt to film lighting strikes.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497398
the dark side? alittle one sided but funny none the less.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497397
old but still funny . poor kid, trying so hard to stay in control.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497395
someone hates america it seems. wtf?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497390
poor cat,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497384
someone never did grow up and put away thier toys. kind of cool. i think,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497383
remember when that happend to you humans as kids? mom had to take tweezers and remove the small stones and whatnot from the road burn scrapes on the knees and elbows? then dump some pink stuff on it and that burned like hell!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497376
creepy children.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497373
UM,,, whatever happend to using a toilet when doing the now overdone cinnamon prank joke yadda?

http://www.break.com/index/big-boobs-karate-chop.html
OMG! what a rack on this woman. um no lets not even go there.

http://www.break.com/index/britains-got-talent-michael-jackson-surprise.html
gotta admitt that was some slick trick dance moves.

http://www.break.com/index/bride-doesnt-find-best-man-funny.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kite-bodyslams-dude.html
leave the kite flying to the pros in holland dude!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-pranks-his-aunt_1.html
MMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not only is his aunt looking alot like the wizard of oz witch, shes pretty hysterical funny when shitting bricks. TIP? lock your doors.

http://www.break.com/index/class-nerd-lands-knock-out-in-gym.html
if thats the class nerd id really wonder what the super jock has talent for? other then banging the cheerleaders,, wait, thats not american, this is europe.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-embarrassing-and-busted-photos.html
some of these are works of art actually!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497413
I really have no comment at this clip. Its funny but way wacked. Someone tell me what this is and how to become involved,, for shits and giggles.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497412
now you can tell these two guys are former miltary. One would be the spotter, the other the sniper.using a scope of course and working as a team. To better understand the rifles they are using, use this link http://www.barrettrifles.com/rifle_99.aspx

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497425
shes wearing Barots swimsuit? ok nice body yes but her face is that of a bondo project.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497422
MMAF!!! ahem no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497374
MMAF!! doubt the game would sell if the theme from tooties was included.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497367
tickle them ivorys dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497369
The unknown dude asking unknown ppl about thier pets and thier unknown life. thats like 4 times now.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497366
More from dave hart. nope dont know the dude, i just like classic piano.etc.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497365
oldie but a goodie.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497364
if you cant ride, then abide it from others!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497357
for stock car folks out there,, is called a POWER SLIDE, this drifting shit has to go.

http://www.break.com/index/mexican-riot-cop-nailed-with-drum.html
not cool whoever threw the drum at the cop. I mean bass drums are not made to be used a weapons. Hope the cop found the dillwad and gave em a bitch slap.

http://www.break.com/index/mexican-riot-cop-nailed-with-drum.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! well what did anyone expect from the mullet wearing has been from the 90s?

http://www.break.com/index/indian-baby-tossing-ritual.html
um, i bet alot of those kids will grow up and have fear of heights and hate men in white hats too.

http://www.break.com/index/hard-faceplant-into-goal-post.html
And there are those that say soccer is a pussy sport?

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-ways-to-grocery-shop.html
My owners do that from time to time. Only when the stores are like empty. least some one bitches they were eggplant bitched slapped in the head by a miscalculation throw.

http://www.break.com/index/grand-theft-auto-7-year-old.html
If i was the police officer on the scene I would look the other way while grandma whipped that little pricks ass untill he was crying , then have his ass shipped to county juvy where he can fake play bad ass! what a DW!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=466467
early BMX bikes sucked . Huffy made some nice ones with back wheel pegs, but the brakes on most pretty much made one do a chinese sumersault.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497023
next time dad should take a librax or valium. damn that was close!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497019
oh jeeze another so called wanna be talk show host whos only major credit is taken a few head shrinkage courses. Shawn Bell was fired at 50 times. Get your facts Straight, oh and lose the ugly chick next to you !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497018
Fake!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497015
what you should know about Kendo sticks before playing with them. Link, http://ezinearticles.com/?Kendo-Stick-Guide---Choosing-the-Right-Kendo-Stick-for-You&id=992386

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497013
87 huh? its 2008. why bitch about a car that took you so far for so long?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497005
ok nuff with the morons that are part time porn actors. dude your lacking some serious package, and you have a gut! Thats not something to be proud of. Now,, come out of the closet and embrace your life style!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497010
think they spit inside of it this time? losers!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497008
Um,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497007
sad. You can see the dogs eyes pleading to stop fucking with me. But of course the owner wont. ASSHOLE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=496984
To bad the wanna be bulls got in the way of this fight.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=496986
to bad americans cant even visit cuba let alone smoke a cigar made from there. HEhe, my owner did though ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=496982
FAKE! unless the one dude is acting out his farmer agressions?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=496985
well,, Its known andy is part of the family .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=496983
and his point would be again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=496975
ok and there are many that say american football contains no gays? ende this clips. wtf happend to break.com?

http://www.break.com/index/fail.html
MMAF!! some of these pics are a case of no way or wtf? long but funny.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-first-wheelchair-backflip.html
awesome kid!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497801
AHEM Warning,, graphic adult content .sexual ha ha s.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497797
is that David Lee Roths son?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497791
dude are you selling this bike or like having multi orgasms over it? i mean the camara shook at 50 seconds into it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497790
just how drunk was kevin? i mean how many blow gun shots to the ass does one need to wake up from being passed out?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497780
omg! i doubt that was by accident. what a scumbag. hope a large mob finds his sorry ass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497776
Huh? you can get body lice in that shit? dude, did you mean like ticks /lime disease?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497771
maybe he ,,,,never mind!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497770
I thought i had seen pretty much everything. I was wrong.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497766
shammo coming at you live!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497762
maybe he needed the bricks to complete his hut? or added on a car port?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497757
MMAF!! the dudes face into the camera is funny, sick twisted yet funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497752
perhaps he wasint wearing any AXE and didint smell like fun?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497750
phil did his final say,, but how. damn ppl dont drink so much and act like morons.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497751
damn, those white asses looked like two hundered pounds of chewing gum , chewed.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497747
phill and jason ,, um dudes,, iam having my ?? about your love hate relationship.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497743
looks more like blown knee then a broken leg. cheer up dude, you can always get hired as amy whinehouses personal body guard. (psst, you might wanna use anti bacterial soap if you take the job)!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497742
Now that had to leave a scar,, or two.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497053
Buzz killer for kids?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497050
MMAF!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497043
now , if only one them laughed like DINO!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497037
pretty sure the skateboards are glad your fat ass isint doing that shit anymore too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497036
Um,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497035
african grey parrot. can live to be 70 yrs old.one of my owners parents had two, due to the winters in the NE one died early the other died from a heart attack at the age of 12!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497034
um, so its all about the prostrate and where is the goat again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497033
MMAF!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497031
dude,,,better control of the convo might have been the idea to fool this clever lady!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497032
Two words one name,, TED BUNDY!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=497029
Hes probably alive from the fire truck.. the rest,, tuck and roll he didint do so well!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ME and of course murphy and the humans.

Folks i dont what to say anymore . Ive been reading the kentucky derby news and was sad that eight belles sufferd such a fatal ´´accident´´. Now for some, there are those that just have to split hairs and say well hillary clinton picked that horse and big brown obama picked which came in first. (true but obama didint pick BB to come in first, thirds at best) Regardless of this shit, its getting to be a fucking drag reading blogs lately. And iam speaking for the big $$$$$ blogs too.

wtf does a horse who ran her ass off, far to young if you ask me to do so under the conditions she was the only philly on the track, have to do with politics? Ok there is one link i can note. The Bush admin did ban on line gambling, yet didint ban live horse race betting. Probably because of the multi billion dollar s it reaps yearly. Also to take a swipe a kentucky , where men love thier livestock more then thier wifes and treat em better too. Now thats a direct quote from someone of whom i know lives in the state of Kentucky. So now there are some out there, laughing at the death of a horse and comparing that to the current race between the two dems for the nomination for president.

Just like when Tony snow announced his cancer came back and the same time John edwards wife was told she has terminal cancer. PPL or those that pretend to be , posted some rather hidious comments on how they think why either mrs. edwards or mr. snow deserve to die.Id like to ask those assholes, who the fuck died and made you god? A horse died on the track, ever know a horse owner? work on a horse farm? have one for a pet? not to make CHING$$ but just enjoy the beauty of one? Most of you will say no. Then stfu already over a race that most of you reading this cannot afford to bet on , let alone know jack shit about the care and raising of a horse. That goes for the same dipshits that made cancer comments about who should die first and how badly it should be. HINT!

If you nothing nice to say or constructive to add to the on going prez race then dont say anything at all. Spare ppl your sour over paid pissed off attitude. Dont tr to sway ppl and make them see it your way and use the death of a horse or cancer to score more blog hits either. Its rather scummy actually and I dont condone such actions.

lotta ppl seem to forget their life and how they were so far lucky to be alive. They shun any god, shit even aliens they shun. All they have in thier lifes is hate, jelly for brains and a contempt for others who dont see it thier way. You humans are fucking up the planet of which i have to share it with you. Grow up and end the 7th grade my friends your friends shit. And if you dont like this message, wtf are you still doing here?

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! to the moms around the world. Here in germany it was sunday and the humans enjoyed the day with the mom and mom in law. They also took in to much sun and now have pink faces and arms. But oh well, it was worth it! Ok take care fine pet owners /Lovers of the world. And mega thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you guys and gals are. Talk to you folks come again the weekend. Till then have a good monday, dont hit your boss or road rage and remember to hug your ten grand a pop cactus thats planted out front of your yard too. Oh and giving the family a hug wouldint hurt either.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

HUMP DAY!! oh and make sadar city go away( I care not his father was a cleric and was killed by Saddam, just rid this piece of shit from Iraq)

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Greetings folks and welcome back to MVFTLB . Not alot going on, other then watching the needless shit in Iraq and letting the scumbag below call the shots. Isint it time hes taken out? The USA had no problem with taking out other DICKtators and killing them or elsewise removing them from power. Whats so special about this pig? He has his CORRUPT hands inside the laughable Irag Goverment.

Heres the Blood Count In Iraq,, most all which took place in Sadar city. Yep that beedy eyed pigs place he owns. Monday: 4 US Soldiers, 43 Iraqis Killed; 112 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 82 Iraqis Killed, 136 Wounded,,,Wednesday: 5 US Soldiers, 71 Iraqis Killed; 155 Iraqis Wounded.Now Iam no warrior for my god, however I do know enough that to kill innocent ppl in the name of a god is wrong.
So when sadar dies and meets the same fate as a pig,, no tears from me or others. Links of many murders commited by so Islamics, and other religious nut cases!
http://www.thenausea.com/documents.html warning its graphic.
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MORONS ON TAPE!?!?!?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495911
MMAF!!! guess you cant kill a buick/olds so easy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495909
way cool rube!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495907
Um,,, wt,,,,??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495908
um, dike fights? ok then,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495905
MMAF!!! sadly iam sure something like this has taken place.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495905
MMAF!! its not what you think it is!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495902
Um,,,,,,,,no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495936
omg! that rugby player is lucky he didint get his ass kicked!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495934
I have to admitt i didint think once he bogged out, he would be able to fight that current and pull out of it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495932
its been done before by the germans. sadly , the BIG OIL fucks will buy up the patents and this will never see the day of light so long as there is oil.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495929
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man, check this out. love how the fattie has to release a wedgi right in the middle of his workout video. WILL JONES dude,, lay off the instant pancake batter and stop eating so much .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495927
really no fucking comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495893
Dude your mod tator gun kicks ass. can you make me one??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495892
dude your mod air gun kicks ass, !!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495890
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it, gremlins were kick ass back in the day!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495976
if that was fake it was pretty good acting, if not EXCELLENT payback!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495972
poor dad,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495971
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495969
radical tips to defend ones self.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495968
Great work from the FDA once again,, assholes. comHere is an alert about a nationwide recall of all heparin manufactured by AM2 PAT, Inc. These pre-filled syringes are distributed under two brand names: Sierra Pre-filled and B. Br more

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495962
this is why FACEBOOK sucks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495959
no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495956
guess hes not so keen on Orlando huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495957
its like this about life, think like a dog. If you cant hump it, chew on it, chase it or eat it, piss on it and walk away!

http://www.break.com/index/glass-door-vs-distracted-woman-in-a-rush.html
think maybe she was shoplifing and thought the two sercurity dudes behind her were following?

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=495409
MMAF!!! sadly there are some ppl that drink to much and regret what they dragged home from the bar the night before.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-gets-stuck-in-her-dress.html
what the hell kind of dress did she put on? one made from super glue?

http://www.break.com/index/rugby-player-breaks-leg-in-two_1.html
ugh! That had to have hurt like a bitch.

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-lemans-crash.html
after a crash like this, pretty sure the driver will now wear depends , actually both drivers!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495923
dontcha wish you can get back those seconds you spent watching this clip?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495922
MMAF!!!! you id say ESPN was alittle late with the announcment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495918
um, if they had shown the shark take the bait, id might be tempted to believe this clip is real.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495913
damn! Next time dont sit in lower windows when those bulls are let loose?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495911
I hope someone can photo shop that or something and add GWB on that ghost bike, or another moron similar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59kouBgO_s&eurl=http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/6601
Except this isint funny, if anything its disturbing. Watch it and make up your own mind(s).

http://www.break.com/index/girl-on-skateboard-eats-concrete.html
um, why didint she kick off the board? wow and shes not even a blonde!

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/29/holy-taco-goes-to-budweiser/
Sorry folks but a real beer taste comes from germany ! Bud looks like water and is weak compared to europen beers.

http://www.break.com/index/tetris-theme-played-on-bottles.html
all i can picture is BIG LULU from Hee Haw.

http://www.break.com/index/too-much-information_1.html
yanno this is probably the new age of office workers .

http://www.break.com/index/kid-gets-hit-by-car.html
playing ´´Colt Stevers´´ isint a good idea kids.

http://www.break.com/index/dolphin-head-butts-kid.html
the Dolphin probably knew one of the humans ate tuna mixed with his parents

http://www.break.com/index/russian-il76-barely-makes-takeoff.html
i hear no lololing going on but damn the pilot could have gibst gas baby !

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=494826
In the states this kid would probably be arrested and tossed in to jail MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-piss-off-your-girlfriend.html
somthing tells me she is a judo expert hence why they hauled ass?

http://www.break.com/index/trapped-in-an-elevator-with-diarrhea_1.html
FAKE! but pretty damn funny .

http://www.break.com/index/bride-catches-fire.html
what a bad ending to what must have been a nice wedding day. Hope shes ok.

http://www.break.com/index/umpire-knocked-out-by-90-mph-fastball.html
check out this comment MMAF!!
isthisit says:
What:It barely hit him, it was even deflected. Must have something to do with that obvious camel toe at 00:25.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-arrested-after-failed-house-jump.html
Where was the arrest? all i saw was some dude that fucked up his jump.

http://www.break.com/index/skier-fails-at-riding-bridge-rail.html
hows that cold water affecting your nads dude?

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=473294
now that is just plain stupid . motor heads lead singer as a judge? dude lose the mole already and iam sure its been awhile since you had your 4 Fs too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495527
bet this dog pukes alot too. heh,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495525
MMAF!!! sorry but it was funny,, and sad at the same time.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495522
woooooooo moron!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495514
FAKE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495508
MMAF!!!!!!! sick

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495507
he grow up dumb too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495505
they work hard for the money!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=495504
UM, thats pretty much what is taught in BOOT CAMP TROOP!!!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and ,,,others.

not alot. its getting warmer out and the other night a very large spider was spotted climbing on the screen door but he was outside. I and cain tried to knock the bitch lose but,, no avail. We got yelled at as to not make holes in the screen. So the humans used a newspaper to knock the spider off the screen, and then lowerd the blinds. Come to find out that spider sob, had hid inside the blinds and there he was again, this time attacking the door screen.

That was the last straw and ´´wasderface´´ took matters into thier owns hands and this time used a blow dryer on the screen and the spider and he was tossed aside like a large wind came . :)~
After that,, all was well. Not alot going on here,, its getting warmer,, cains getting fat and Ive become bored. ´´Wasderface´´ now plays with me once a day and makes me attack a kitty toy and run around the place. Also, since the nights here are nipply, i tend to stretch out between thier legs and sleep like a prince. Only thing that sucks about that is when the roll over in thier sleep, and suddenly ive become a ravioli!!!!!!!!! Blankets etc and me stuck in the middle.
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Thats is from here on my HUMP DAY BLOG! Getting sick of the hillary and obama and now rev wrights shit added to the pot. STFU alles and get back to helping the ameircans and thier lifes, not the canidates pissy pants complaints.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,, ´´To forgive and forget are to very differant things.
One will require the will of the soul to never think again of what took place. The other will require another set of rules, all of which for many have not the same out come.´´

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Check for CAINS blog come this weekend, till then take care and what not.

CIAO!!

MvB.