My View From The Litter Box!

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!!

Its been a crazy week. Folks bitch , whine and complaine because thier canidate isint given the green light to take the dem nom. Dont blame hill or oba, blame the super delgates and the leader of the DNC! either way just stfu and stand united and make sure MCcain is not the winner.

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The Blood Count In Iraq,

Thursday: 42 Iraqis Killed; 71 Wounded ,,,Friday: 52 Iraqis Killed, 111 Wounded,,,2 US Soldiers, 50 Iraqis Killed; 147 Iraqis Wounded,,,Sunday: http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12823.
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VIDEO MADNESS?!?!?!?

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looks to me that fattie lost on points. Lets not mention the fact his shorts are slipping showing us all butt crack that no one cares for.

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think ill stick with my xp for now .

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oh he loves his job. it clearly shows.

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I think this moron forgot to take his meds, or the meds he takes dont mix well with booze.

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if they just tazed the dough boy, it could have saved tax payers the man power right?

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MMAF!! listen to the little girls comments just before the camera cuts off.

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see? dogs do fart. inside is the worst because then all the family gets blamed due to a canine fluff.

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oooh! dude it sounds like shit. might have to remove some pipes from the manifold?

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say what you want but at least he took the time to go thru all the shit to make this.

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Not bad at all this band. good songs and beats etc.

http://www.break.com/index/riding-down-the-stairs-head-first.html
great neck snap. Not to mention she almost took out the cat on the way down too. SB!

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/diet-mountain-dew/diet-mountain-dew.html
There now you know everything and can die happy.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html
MMAF!!! thanks to who ever took the time to break that shit down for us. Also, why didint any stand up to this bitch? what if that was your grandmother or mother? chumps,,,just sit there and dont do shit.

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-racer-cant-catch-a-break.html
um, how does one mess up on a scooter race?

http://www.break.com/index/mattress-jousting.html
way cool air time he caught.

http://www.break.com/index/projectile-dysfunction_1.html
MMAF! very clever who ever came up with the fake add.

http://www.break.com/index/working-girl-gets-tricked_1.html
wonder if that actually happend to some poor bloke?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-young-guitar-player.html
show me a adult who play as good as this young boy can, WOW is he good!

http://www.break.com/index/trampoline-frontflip-faceplant.html
what a hell of a face plant compliments from the trampoline. ugh, the sound is bad enough.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-driver-slams-into-biker.html
I dont know about you, but it looked like the biker will be ok, dazed and probably scared shitless during the time of his air time he caught due to a drunk driver.

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MMAF!! this is pretty funny . three guys VS one mouse in a coffee cup. glad they saved the little bugger .

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bummer there is no sound, and what kind of beer did he get?

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um,,,

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ugh,,,,knowing this about turkey,, i think ill just eat the tuna and ham cat food from now on.

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why the karate jew header?,,,,,,,

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um,, how do you know shes lesbian and super nytendo? thats like so not being made anymore!

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sometimes a acoustic gtr is nice. check out how this dude modif his. great playing.

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jack russles are not wimps but smart enough to sence a retard for a owner.

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Is he using that one lose dread lock to make more a vibe on his gtr skills? dude, get a hair cut!

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MMAF!!!!!!! now that is some funny wacked shit.

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dude, try roller blades.

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guy has a point! i mean wtf with this 72 virgs in heaven shit?

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then why is oil at 126.00 a barrel at closing stock market again?

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no comment.

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when one breaks a tail bone on the lower part of the buttocks, the healing time can take up to 2 years depending on the fracture or actually break. Oh and when you get older? the pain gets worse too.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-goose-attacks-boater-and-dog.html
Looked like there was some blood in the water on the 5th toss this dude did to one crazy goose. Might have been protecting its young, due his dog he had in the boat. Dude, next time, use pepper spray on it. !

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nice bong. drinking the water however is a bit extream.

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guess that time mag article about teenagers in the UK sucking to much booze and behaving like assholes is true. Wonder where they got the role model from? Bum Fights?

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good cover, alittle bit to fast at first start of the clip but the drums and bass are kickass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=500880
want to see a complete piece of shit? fat nasty looking fuck that probably likes sheep more then woman? click this and watch a real redneck at work. If One of my owners were there,, he wouldint be walking anymore!

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ahhh kids today. Just throw it in the cart dad dammit!

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um,, no comment!

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see above clip for the same and comment too.

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think fkite flying was out of the question for that day? damn that was pretty bad.

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was that the short bus by any chance? just asking .

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF US CATS!!! and the humans here too.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !! to all the moms out there that went thru hell and back during the labor and afterwards with the raising up some youngings. The constant worry about how the kid may turn out odd and live in a remote cabin mailing letters to the FBI. Or the worry in thinking that perhaps Jeffs roomate is more then so. (not that there is any thing wrong with that ;) The late night sit up hold your childs head as they barf the 16th time from hanging with friends who happend to have a bottle of wild turkey and beer on them.

The panic at handing over the car keys to the kid(s) after they made thier drivers licence and praying to god they come back home ok safe and sound. Even over looking the spent condom underneath the passenger seat and panties that no mom would wear! The wondering what are they doing all the time in the bathroom and when finaly figureing it out ,, saying nothing but making sure to hide your fur coats and slippers!

The worry and ?? about your childs first date. Of course when some one looking and acting like Amy whinehoue shows up as your kids prom date or first date its ok to bite your nails, and mop where she was standing! Same can be said about your daughters first date and he shows up looking like he lives underground and shuns the daylight.

The weddings for some moms that went well for thier kid(s) and the bitter divorces of some where mom was there , helping you puncture the tires of your evil ex and put sugar in the gas tank! The first grandchild and how when the little one became sick, your kids were more then happy to dump off the flu carrier at your place for what was supposed to be only for a ´´few days´´! After one month went by , mom realized she was being used, and demanded back ALL of her tupperware even the lids!

So for all the moms out there,, new or old, young and wise or dumb and helpless, remember this, you gave birth to a slave untill they turn 18! Thats a good time to make your kid(s) run down the street and fetch you a pack of cigs, or the pitter patter of little feet as they come back from the fridge with a gallon of Hägon Das.

Thats where you tell them its your medicine and only you are supposed to eat it !

Not to mention the cleaning extortion one can do just before chirstmas! Why if you play(ed) your cards right, you probably had your kids dusting , doing the dishes, cleaning the house, doing laundry and getting the mail or getting the phone for you and lying and say your not home. Lets hope it went that well for all you moms!!!!

For those that have no more moms , or for moms who lost thier child early in life, remember the time you had with each other and feel blessed !

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OK thats it for the weekend edition.Hope you folks enjoyed your time here. If not,, i dont know what to say. Take great care pet owners/ lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets , for Heros you guys and gals truely are! Look for murphys blog coming this wednesday. Till then , be safe, love your family , dont hate, and take care of one another.

REGARDS,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend editon for the love of sanity !