My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


Another Hump Day, More midweek ass dragging.

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Morons on The Net!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503390
DUDE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503389
all i can think of is the movie the bird cage and hank allara or something like that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503386
didint the concorde already do that ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503384
Al Retarda recruitment video?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503381
maybe he can get some time off from work via a drs note and seek WC.doubfull after this video is now made public.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503376
this better be funny, iam blowing 5 mins of my time and yours,,, hang a sec,,ok its worthwhile MMAF!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503378
MMAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great tune dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503297
dudes got a point. cigarettes and booze are fine right?,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503293
um,, what just did the worst possible? i cannot make out a head or neck!!! wacked.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503287
Old but still unexplainable, and i would not leave my car to chase it down either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503283
bravo!! ENCORE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503268
Rubin Carter would have drowned Ali, sadly carter was smeard by a mob taking bribe piece of shit cop who is still alive and the case have never been solved. Do is all a favor there mob cop,, eat a bullet But ADMITT your crime before hand.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503332
this is china´s problem. Lead by example china and clean up the shit in burma!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503334
MMAF!! hes never seen that. Its called closing with your words billy coke head, not reading from a tele promter. what a loser this d-bag is.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503333
part cat fish part sucker, they are the bottom dwellars the eat the shit left behind. Yanno kind of the like the NEW congress of the United states.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503323
um,,,,someone tell me what the lyrics mean again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503314
MMAF!!! sadly this did happen a few yrs ago in LA. cops busted in a 90+ old home and think shes a drug dealer, meanwhile she fires back thinking its drug dealers breaking in to her home, they ended up shooting her as she got off a few rounds. All due to a fucked up address!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503313
Um...........

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503308
theres always one person who takes it far, or one girl that cries the most.

http://www.break.com/index/two-little-kids-prank-their-mom.html
MMAF!!! great kids,, cool mom, great family :)

http://www.break.com/index/best-funnel-trick.html
SUCK BALLS? no comment

http://www.break.com/index/the-most-beautiful-story-ever.html
old joke now told in video...

http://www.break.com/index/american-finnish-hockey-fight.html
um,,, hockey isint hockey without the fights right?

http://www.break.com/index/pickup-truck-ferry-accident.html
i swear the seagulls were laughing at someones fuck up!

http://www.break.com/index/shark-attack-on-fishing-trip.html
ya can tell these guys are used to catching shark right? assholes. Hope it hurt ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/rocket-launcher-explodes-upon-firing.html
Yet another approved perfectly fine weapon approved by the pentagon for our troops to use!

http://www.break.com/index/working-nintendo-coffee-table.html
Dude can you build me a song ps2 remote controler that size? sorry you cant score me afterwards, I am a male cat.

http://www.break.com/index/cats-on-a-treadmill.html
Cain needs one of these! MMAF!!!! cool cat owners,, too.

http://www.break.com/index/not-even-close-to-a-backflip.html
Good leg control and use of the neck to break that failed flip dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-people-on-the-street.html
Another dude thats lucky he wasint punched in the face or worse for his scare tactics on strangers.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=501946
Inside Edition gave this scumbag his break? and ppl watch this piece of shit? must be many morons in the states! Have some more coke there billy.

http://www.break.com/index/dont-let-go-of-the-pole.html
Nut smack. Bitch that had to leave a scar or two.

http://www.break.com/index/pogo-stick-backflip-gone-bad.html
there goes all that money dad and mom paid for those braces, now that way too cool jr , messed his teeth and jaw up.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-fails-at-steeplechase.html
well for one thing who runs that on wet grass?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-pranked-by-boyfriend.html
Hes not getting any nook for quite some time after that prank.

http://www.break.com/index/dana-kilpatrick-hits-crew-member.html
Dumb bastard, GTFO the way next time. I have no pitty for fools that are too old and still work in indy car.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503366
How come Matty G, cant find a band to jam along to? frigging guy is amazing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503373
sure it wasint sugar shock on your dads friend?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503370
what a moron! lose the fat on the lower legs and get them gears ready to JUMP , not eat cement, which you do so well to dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503371
FUCK your parents co -pay! MORON!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=503340
should have kept it dude, now all we see is your double chins.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and others,,,
short and sweet. Its my time here and iam tired, cranky, and its too hot here.
Nothing new here. We all saw the disasters occur in Burma and china and feel for those ppl. More so for the folks in burma where the Jhunta takes its stash of its aid to feed themselfs. Nice,, really nice. Iam glad that China asked for outside help and Ihope it FORCES burma to do the same and end the fucked up small army island of ?? and rules of ? again? If it wasint for those now dead rice farmers the jhunta wouldint be able to eat. Iam sick and tired at seeing innocent ppl being used as puppets to help along a already crumbling goverment.
As for china? End the summer games, The Greeks already said they would take it over and hold off untill the next games for china. Now news bring s that disease that kills young children weeks befour the earthquake, is now getting out of control. This is chinas chance to appease and realize they are not the almighty they once thought. Let outside help in, let those who care about humanity and wont drive around small villages based on rumors and kick in doors of a family who may be expecting a second child. China has a one child rule and if found out,, as a articule in time mag 4 years ago, china will send out thier ´´baby drs. find the mother,, and if true she is expecting and already has one child, will then use a large needle,,(pretty much what vets use to put down cows sheeps etc ) and inject that into the womans womb. Then as she goes into forced labor, the fetus will die, via leathal amount of toxcins. After that the woman will be forced to deliver a dead child, where no sex is said of and taken away and ?????????
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Now as we see china facing the worst disaster since 1976, and see china still force feeding its ppl rules,, one has to wonder of what china will do to those young babies that were born now and before the Earthquake? Folks i really wish i wasint making this shit up but its fact and for china a exact science too! rise up china and fight back against your goverment!!!!!!!!!!!! they are too weak now to do jack shit to you, or anyone!!! PROTEST!!! MARCH; FORCE THE COMMIE PARTY TO END ITS STANCH AND LET CHINA BECOME ONCE AGAIN WITH THE WORLD!!!!!
FREE TIEBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
end the murder of ppl and children, donate and help and let china know,, you will someday have to bow on one leg for the worlds help, as we see now. Humble thyself? cant hurt.
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,True philosophers who are burning with love for truth and learning never see themselves . . . as wise man, brim- full of knowledge . . . For most of them would admit that even the very greatest number of things of which we know is only equal to the very smallest fraction of things of which we are ignorant. Nor are these philosophers so addicted to any kind of tradition or doctrine that they suffer themselves to become their slaves, and thus lose their liberty. -William harvey
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CIAO
MvB

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