My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, January 30, 2008


´´Dream Dream Dream, Dreammmm´´

Folks i dreamt that the next canidate for president wasint some stuffed suit with a ego the size of (enter wording here) and didint take sides based on color. Sadly i awoke to HUMP DAY and knew i was not prepared ! Ö

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Tony Snow´s numbers in Iraq,,
http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12258 Thursday

Friday: 1 US Soldier, 55 Iraqis Killed, 4 Iraqis Wounded

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12272 Saterday

Sunday: 3 US Soldiers, 14 Iraqis Killed; 12 Iraqis Wounded

Monday: 5 US Soldiers, 17 Iraqis Killed; 15 Iraqis Wounded

Tuesday: 34 Iraqis Killed, 46 Wounded

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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/ski-jump-knee-meets-face.html
dude,, next time have some teeth guards on, or use your friends rubber mask ball gag toy.

http://www.break.com/index/broken-chair-prank-compilation.html
it was pretty funny for these dudes to get all thier vics using the old broken chair trick.

http://www.break.com/index/roid-head-loves-himself.html
um was that a ammy made sex video or this moron is really that much in love with his hard nipples and pecs?

http://www.break.com/index/baby-scared-of-fart.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awww poor little guy,, dont worry some day you can get dad back doing the same thing!

http://www.break.com/index/painful-parkour-accident.html
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH damn what a hit that was to his ribs, did this kid live? damn, thats some wacked shit .

http://www.break.com/index/painful-parkour-accident.html
no comment,, and you will see why,,,,,,,,,,,,aheeeeeem.

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-slams-into-new-car.html
think they will that out of his pay for the next few months?

http://www.break.com/index/traffic-jam-caused-by-beer-truck.html
hey! how often does it happen that a beer truck dumps most of its load in full cases packed and on a busy busy europen highway? Ummm Hmm,, now you know why ppl did the stop and snatch !

http://www.break.com/index/bird-craps-in-reporters-mouth.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! what a dumb ass this reporter was. But thanks for the laughs dude ;D

http://www.break.com/index/worst-spiderman-ever.html
Whos the idiot that booked this guy? iam sure the kids want thier tooth fairy money back!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-in-underwear-builds-potato-gun.html
my owner made one of these yrs ago. They are from nys and they didint fire it in thier drillies either. Gotta be a south thang!


http://www.break.com/index/horny-horse-attacks-wedding-carriage.html
um why yes, id always would take my NON gelding steed out for a romp and make sure it came across a philly and ruin a otherwise nice wedding party. What a asshole the dude was with the horny horse!!! Nothing says WILLLLBUR then a dry hump on downtown traffic!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-flies-40-feet-in-head-on-crash.html
Now that had to leave a scar! and whos the DF driving the car? poor bastid, hope he lived.

http://www.break.com/index/birds-landing-on-ice.html
it is funny to see ducks land on what they percieve is water but is actually a thin layer of ice. Hint, Turn down your speakers,, someone went ape shit with the FX noise´s.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441065
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now this rather funny and a great impersonation of Arnie.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441066
Stupids On ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441062
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was pretty good acutally !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441037
isint it sweet?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great place to visit too, aside from the obvious.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441056
its only a matter of time before a video game is made for this tazor shit running amuck in the world, where the idea is to not kill your sbuject but ,,well really fuck em up!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441040
Notice all the trucks keep going along with the cars, its like they were all hauling major amounts of pot and told emselfs,, KEEP DRIVING KEEP DRIVING!! untill they were safey out of the long arm of the law!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441082
THE CLASSICS!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441059
ok at 20 mins i just didint have the time to watch this,, i stopped it at about 2:30 into it. Lemme know if its any good ok? thanks :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441076
ORANGE?? ha,, yanno what we feel about those ppl!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441076
wonder if sony erricson can do this as well? not that i would enjoy it,, id like it you DL rock star and bang on the drums all day!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441047
i think she should lay off the ice or whatever shes taking. Imagine her on the road driving?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441044
that spells merry chirstmas for you non speaking spanish folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441032
dont smoke any shit and watch this clip.. sound is really ,, odd!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441039
This is so very true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont believe me? try it yourself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441026
name me one MF politcian that didint carry PORK for years!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441014
stop ranting about WALMART!!!!!! damnit they gave you jobs and ,, well jobs and no lunch breaks! in some europen countrys, you GET NO LUNCH BREAKS!!! just stand in line for the gruel and ask No ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441080
so far so good!! ´´What you gotta do is lead them,, get some get some comon and get some´´!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441093
looks like he ate very well while the commander in chief!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441086
Did you dad greg appericate that ? probably not dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441028
wonder when two cowboys one mare will debuet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441038
why indeed, has the population resulted into shit??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441033
was that part of home land security?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441029
guess he was NOT invited? mule bitch kick.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441022
And to think that OBAMA and his crew say its NOT a RACE card with the Primary?
Remember ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=441004
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! also to mention this dude has very nice piano hands and nice nails too.


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-get-rid-of-annoying-co-workers.html
for the ladies out there,, now you know why this is performed ,,,,, we hope.

http://www.break.com/index/google-maps-is-evi.html
odd google skit,, love the zoom out part.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-solar-powered-usb-charger.html
good to know if the light company shuts off your power ,,i am sure this can help run the ipod /xbox 360 and other must haves inside the home.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-faceplants-jumping-ditch.html
um this might be fake,, take a look at it in breaks famous replay slow mo, and you can see he hit his face on his arm, not the holes edge,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-young-organ-player-rocks-out.html
AWESOME KID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh some one give her own band,, damn this is great!!!

http://www.break.com/index/lost-monster-finally-revealed.html
for a few shits and giggles,, why not?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442221
GREAT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442107
UM;,, wtf was that we just watched? if that was my guest i would have shoved his face inside the cat box, before the clumps and poop piles were removed!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442216
so young and so ,, stupid. I bet he fails his next COUGH test,, dont worry dude the army will still take you for the Iraq war, missing nuts and all!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442187
another WTF are we watching this for? some car theif cant get the job done?? but WAIT! at the end he soon finds out its a bait car,, and does a nice job of park and run.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442193
Now this is something my owners will try, among other things they have viewed. Looks cool and no they wont use a wooden table either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442184
was the DLF aware that he can singe his lungs doing this and thus, die from it? what a DLF!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442167
Ill save you the trouble its a fucking crazy bitch on a kids show ffs and they speak spanish!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442173
unless this house stood at the some remote fab beach resort, why would anyone pay that amount of money? its like buying a trailer home and setting it up in marthas vinyard.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442158
he could be the next ROBIN WILLAMS and his stand up routine regarding hairy arms and legs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442161
Ever notice how the same ´´fat kid that eats it´´ only shows the stunt but not the outcome? posers,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442148
that was pretty cool , but the comments made from some asshole about wearing helmets is really stupid. Dude,, maybe you should have worn one , before you posted your comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442150
Should have used some aluminium siding,, better weeeeeeeeeee time less bumps

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442144
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442149
Is that LOUIE ANDERSON´S KID?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442145
great tune,, kinda crappy story line,, iono make up your own mind.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442125
remember going into walmarts or toys R us store and just going balistic on the toys they had? my owner recalls a race in the toy section that involed a big wheels and a toy motor bike , they went round and round inside the store, pushing a 20 yr old and another pushing a 34 yr old on bikes and things made for kids, my owner won, based on the last turn as the challenger lost a wheel coming out of aisle 3 ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442117
Son,,take a hint, Some of us,, just hate you ok dillweed!!!


http://www.break.com/index/hot-dentist-cleavage-prank.html
hey at least these men showed control,, no one popped a boner!

http://www.break.com/index/another-roid-freak-loves-himself.html
ok, if you got a creepy feeling watching this moron, your not alone. Ughhh!

http://www.break.com/index/planet-freaking-earth.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok it does have bad moments where wild animals kill another, close your eyes on those parts, but the rest is overall funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442767
they should have left his ass back at the parking lot,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442754
the new fad for some,, i think most are mocking the original asshole .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442752
sure hope he is not a member of the NRA,, if so dude drop your membership, please.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442744
WOW is this a real commerical in the states? AND not one complaint ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442741
no comment,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442746
somewhere in the E.U. a young man made this video, thinking its hot. Some where after i post this on my blog, others around the globe will think its not!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442749
its a wonder he didint toss his lunch on the way down.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442743
future beastality abuser,, for sure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442745
maybe thats the water boarding bush ment?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442738
wow,, is that not a great ´´wish i was there ´´ video? instead of cold ,wind and rain,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442733
oh comon,, you got the job because of your breast!!!! Ö

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442731
London,, new years ,, 2008. i kinda felt sick after watching this, really bad camera man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442728
there will be no off spring for kenny it seems.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442727
bet he now has dry brain,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442724
sometimes there are folks who sadly must depart this world, some depart it with the old saying going out with a bang!! This video is way cool.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442725
why ON LINE gaming sucks! its become a place for morons and nut cases.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442720
WT,,,,,,,?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=442719
No comment.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and,,,co.!!!!

Not much going on here folks. I mean there is alot of hoopla going on back in NYS but my owners are trying to stay out of it and just chill and relax. They really refuse to see 2008 become another nail biter bitch fest yanno?

Other then the above, seems its the same. Cain and I, will have another birthday this may, we turn 8 years old,, roughly 42 in cat years. Iam not really looking forward to getting old. Old age to me as a cat means less time ruining a nice leather couch with my nails as my nails just might come off with age! Or having to take a leak and notice a never ending trickel that just wont stop. Being how i have no more nads, iam really not wondering what it might be yanno? Should this happen i mean. And older means wiser, HA! right,, it means in my book that older means i have more rights to bitch and complian about life , ppl and other cats ! Cain on the other hand enjoys the fact that he can eat and eat lately without barfing, i enjoy that too and iam sure my owners.

lemme see what else is going on,, Oh yeah, after two years of the house next door to mine, being vacant cause the owner had a meltdown and isint coming back home( She went nuts, literaly ) Seems that there are some folks that are fixing the place up next door and doing alot of hammering. Now i dont mind it, but not at 7:00 am in the morning, nor do i really care for the rotor rutor man coming down to clean the pipes which virbate into my home. But what can ya expect from a house that was left unattended for 2 years? id really hate to see the inside of the fridge or drink the tap water there. ! So hopefully the new neighbors are cool, pet friendly and wont my owners jaming out on the drum set or the gtr and having a jam fest! ok

Iam afraid thats it for this HUMP DAY!! Take care folks and thanks for stopping on down and visiting this blog,, or not! Dont forget come march the eagles come back from washington state, kent? so please have your eyes peeled for it as we try to bring you the same great pics from last year! Look for cain this weekend folks, till then have a good week and even better weekend.

WORDS OF WISDOM
“It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.”

Samuel Jones Tillden

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CIAO!!!

MvB

Thursday, January 24, 2008


WE MADE IT THRU THE FIRST HUMP POINT! (meaning wednesday is almost gone!)

Greetings fine stalkers who frequent this blog for ?? Before we begin we here would like to say sorry for the last post. It has come to our attention that , letting a person (friend) borrow your laptop and somehow hack into your google account, probably is not a good idea to do anytime soon in the near future!

Sure we can Delete thier post but we decided to leave it as is, to remind the dipshit, in the future to get thier own damn blog and quit messing with others.
Ok,, aside from that,, no news tonight. Its like all about the USA and its money woes. Iam sorry but why should the rest of the world suffer due to a moron in the white house? Did the USA care when japans yen tanked out ? hell no. See where iam going with this? Self Preservation folks! So jetz,, let us begin.
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Those Numbers that some in washington consider ´´only numbers´´ in Iraq..
Sunday: 42 Iraqis Killed, 33 Wounded,,,,Monday: 4 GIs, 40 Iraqis Killed; 42 Iraqis Wounded ,,,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 31 Iraqis Killed; 41 Iraqis Wounded,,,Wednesday: 54 Iraqis Killed, 170 Wounded.
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LOOK ,there , morons on video?!?!?!

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http://www.break.com/index/atv-flip-does-not-go-well.html
UM,,, maybe next time dale should have just backed up further. But wait, if he did that then Neil probably would have tipped and rolled even more,,,

http://www.break.com/index/internet-party.html
i would have left right after google showed up,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/soldier-saved-by-bullet-proof-vest.html
well for all his prayers,, seems this solider didint drop ,, but got up after. Can you say Karma?

http://www.break.com/index/igniting-a-christmas-tree.html
Hmmm, perhaps he had the tree dehydrated prior to his pyro tech show?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-homemade-taser.html
wonder if this really works? why think of the possibilties!!!

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-backflip-wrestling-move1.html
Cool move, but the dudes lucky he didint twist his knee out with that jackie chan meets a WWF dude.

http://www.break.com/index/downhill-skier-has-really-bad-crash.html
saw this live on euro sport( hey cats watch tv too) seems the docs had to put scott into a drug induced coma due to a very bad concussion. As of today hes awoken from it but they still are running tests. Yep, you know its bad when you see your poles and skis, finish the race ahead of you.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-exerise-ball-accident.html
OUCH!! wow what a bad ass purple nipple he got.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437831
never saw a brindle looking mastiff.,,, cute dog though.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437741
doing dishes? wtf, all fat ass had to do was open the dish washer and throw in a washer tab.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437821
love this comment left by a viewer MMAF ´´Next:Time stand the tree up you dumb fucks ´´

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437808
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! for star wars lovers out there,, check this out.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437819
UM,,, cant say i was impressed much . sorry but his delivery was staged, (reading ) and he lacks the um,,
well,, um,,lose the glasses dude and stop using fake eyebrows.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437806
is this corey hamms new music video? or what??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437813
bet you some go home as veggies, after staying in the ring too long.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437799
future mall shooter to be sure!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437797
UM,, ok its gross enough but dudes,, you have grout! clean your counter tops and sides better.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437797
Two Guys One rubber Maid!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437803
wonder if this is Oscar Material???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437807
Crappy moves,, crappy camera,, and one hell of a hangover that dude had the next day,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437801
yanno i posted this clip based on the sheer scumbag mentality thats out there and passes for americans. How i wish this bitch choked on a bone.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437788
who here likes backwards tp rolls? i sure as hell dont.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=437755
ok to be honest this dude did his fills with nothing more then a double bass pedal or a tripple one. After he over accented the bass pedal, it sounded to me,, like either he was playing along to the song as a bass guitar or a electric. Serious dude,, practice more with your cross overs, open hand playing and lay off the spastic bass pedals.... danke !


http://www.break.com/index/grandma-slips-in-duck-crap.html
think this is somehow related to the angry grandpa family. This time its granny that gets well, the shit.!

http://www.break.com/index/writers-guild-contest-winner.html
Pretty funny actually. love the pancake making scene.

http://www.break.com/index/stock-future-trader-gets-slammed.html
this video is about a self proclaimed ´´fucking idiot´´ and how he lost his stocks etc...

http://www.break.com/index/skydiver-breaks-neck-in-mid-air.html
feeling sorry for yourself? down in the dumps? think your life sucks? If so then watch this video and be glad for what you have.

http://www.break.com/index/intense-footage-of-army-kickin-butt.html
is this the new snuff films ??

http://www.break.com/index/street-fight-in-fallujah.html
old and no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438465
um,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438454
bet thats probably rot gut booze,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438472
wt,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438449
nice shot,,, oh and cheers too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438455
the future of amtrack? think they have a cocktail car?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438443
cool drumming game,, hmm,, maybe this may grace our house some day.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438452
oh i bet he will spend a few extra hours in the bath room once hes home.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438437
great friends here,,,, gotta admitt he cant say they didint lend him a hand.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438436
drug deal gone wrong? or just a nut case with a 4wheel drive as a weapon?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438427
the things CNN or FOX wont show you on tv, the real side of the iraq war.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438417
ummm,,,,,never mind

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438425
carefull there legion, they have ethan on thier side,, err rather tom cruise.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438493
coffee chat? talk amongst yourselfs,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438495
MMAF!!! fiesty little shit . think hes a pomeranian,, or something like it.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438489
AWESOME sibling rivalry shot!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438487
iam sorry but this kids already alittle out there, last thing he needs is a energy drink. Odd comes to mind!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438484
I would really like to hope this video is fake, but i cant tell. if its real then we can kiss our asses goodbye with todays kids.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438416
ive seen some really wacked things online,and in real life, but i never thought i would be viewing a turtle dry humping a wok!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438389
MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438405
This is about wacked out as Twin Peaks,,,,but gotta admitt the whooper looks tasty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438415
wonder if that works on some crappy dvd my owners picked for dirt cheap.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438407
not bad,, but wacked after seeing both movies.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438388
being how one of my owners plays gtr and the other plays gtr like a frigging bass gtr, id have to say hes pretty good for just learning.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438399
no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438385
I really wish this kid much success in his life. Its amazinh how the human spirit can make the best out of bad.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438393
yanno when i watched this i fully expected the kid to shove his ´´sister´´? off the trampolien.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438392
they dont call her winehouse for nothing. Seems shes living up to her name and much much more.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438384
pretty cool finger skills and iam sure he wont be a bachlor for long either ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438380
UM why didint he just buy a De´loreren? nice paint job though.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438379
they say that everyone has a twin somewhere,, i think a one mr. wolfgang prengel just found his. Same gut and fat ass too !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438374
check out the womans house slippers, even they are pink!! poor pooch :/

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438373
THE NEW passage of manhood?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438377
hope the dogs were ok!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438375
well it wasint a standard size fridge but none the less, still left a hell of a mess and smoke.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=438369
ugh gross but funny untill the fake bark came along.drunk dialing, hey who has a friend whos called you buzzed?


http://www.break.com/index/the-perfect-kick.html
great head shot dude,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/old-lady-craps-in-store.html
someone needs some depends and badly i might add!

http://www.break.com/index/ipod-guitar-hero.html
cool i guess but can it be played live on stage?

http://www.break.com/index/soldier-messes-with-cab-driver.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what else can one do but try to find the humor in it?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-high-school-basketball-player.html
LOOK the midgets are playing basket ball!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439145
that kind of made my hair stand up on my neck,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439128
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! what a crazy ass

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439139
this has to be the most stupid video ive seen in quite some time. Lucky he didint hit his artery.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439132
um looks like he missed ,,,or is the video not working right on this laptop?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439127
AHEMMMMMMM NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 18.!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439117
well done dude well done indeed!!!! i agree with you too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439123
it was a old gas sucker anyway, kid did you a favor, now buy something new and made in japan.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439114
um that must have been one cheap ass knife dude,, but good job with the homemade tazor.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439116
of course its best that your not sitting on this when it goes to clean.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439101
i can see why some schools took out vending machines that sold soda and sweets!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439093
the cave men have a contest with a large dude over hot wings.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439095
oldie but a goodie. i dont care for andy roddick but this serve is a life time achievment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439106
whats up with old and now young ppl needing to wear depends?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439074
do yourself a favor and dont watch this video before dinner or if its spagheti night.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439087
would have been more funny if the dude didint end up filming the familys dogs hindquaters.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439076
id punch this dillwad just based on his screwy ass laugh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439043
its the ANGRY GRANDPA family again, this time its mikey setting his hair on fire for kicks while grandpa looks on,,,,,love the couch and lazy boy chair .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=439041
OMG!!!!!!! this shit has to stop, wtf are ppl thinking when they buy a animal from a petsmart?

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NEWS from the house of me and co,,,,,,,,

Well seems my owners had a friend ( had being the past tence here) that asked to borrow one of thier 3 laptops for a few . Of course, being the nice ppl my owners are, they agreed. Only to see that thier friend, hacked into thier blogger page and made one ??????????? messed up post!!! I think that ppl who dont have a blog should go out and get thier own before they fuck up another persons blog. Sorry folks but my owners were hotter then hell once they got the laptop back and well did a key stroke check. I wont even mention some of the websights the ass munch viewed too. Word to the wise,, next time some one asks you if they can borrow your laptop? put a user cap on it, that limits what websights can be viewed and make sure to NOT store your blogger log on password under your hidden file named ´´passwords´´!

Ok the death of Heath ledger really threw my owners thur a loop. Among many others iam sure. My owners liked the dude,, his acting and thought he was excellent in broke back mt, which was one for most saddest movies to date.

TMZ really went below pond scum level this time around regarding the death of mr.ledger i wont encourage anyone to view its sight and video after mr, ledger was pronounced dead. Here at this blog, we wish the family of Heath Ledger a time of peace and a time to mourn thier loss. For the press? why must you make a horrible thing even harder on the family?

Ok think thats about it here. Thanks for the stop by here and hope your week goes well. Oh and remind cain to tell you more about my ability when it comes to nest buliding :D Before i depart,, make sure you let the cat in before going to bed. Danke . WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Caeci caecos ducentes - Blind are led by the blind. Leaders are not more knowledgeable than the ones they lead,, please remember that come election day Nov, 2008!

CIAO!!

mVb.

Sunday, January 20, 2008



Working hard to hold officals accountable, and giving you the answers.
Saw that on one of my owners home town /city news media,, it made me laugh. Righttttt, About the only thing they are covering is the mobbed up prick Joey bag of dough Bruno. FBI has been investigating his sorry ass for over a year now.

Spare me the tears that brunos wife died, Everyone knew that was soon to happen . SO joey??about all that money,,,,,,care to comment? I met the man when i was abut 14 years of age and ran into a local CVS drug store which was located to a shopright food, and there was bruno,, and his lackeys, handing out bizz cards that where bigger then the reg style and form. Turns out it was a sponge, once soaked on water,, made ´clean up´´better for the republican party.
next time anyone votes for the same insanity and expects differant? iam calling the nutty wagon for thier sorry asses!!!!!



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The blood count in Iraq,,,Monday: 56 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 10 Iraqis Killed, 38 Wounded ,,,Wednesday: 3 US Soldiers, 14 Iraqis Killed; 48 Iraqis Wounded,,,Thursday: 31 Iraqis Killed, 33 Wounded,,,for saterday,, nothing just yet OMG!!!!!!!! Dreams can come true for everyone.
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Classic Morons On Tape, Enjoy Folks.

WE HERE SAVED UP THE BEST OF THE BEST FOR YOU :)

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http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436809
not bad actually, but he should of made sure the noozle didint get gunked up towards the end.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436810
would that cage be for a few pricks in the current white house admin???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436758
GREAT TUNE JASON PERKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iam going to look for that on amazon :D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436769
COOL! beats watching other sports on the tv.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436770
OMG! its chris walken meets hadaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436763
EEDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVE WINDWOOD HAS THAT SONG OUT BACK IN THE LATE 80s!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436751
did anyone ever stop to think hey ´what if one of those drivers has disease and drops dead right when hes doing the OIL WASTING tires down to rims. I mean think of the kids there,, inhailing all that shit too. watch the entire clip i stopped at 2:46, it was Yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnn boring .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436771
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436760
NOT SAFE FOR WORK/ NOR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436750
GREAT TUNE!!! wow this is better then surfing amazon for a sliver of 20 second songs.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436756
to the kid that tried,, congrats,, its a shame that your are surrounded by morons within your family. One the camera man needs his ass kicked and two the bitch that wined about your tournument,,,tell em to please by all means,, get F---ked!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436741
poop your pants twice before you die from shock?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436748
YESSSSSSSSSS! finaly some folks send in bikes on ice! for awhile there i was thinking maybe my owner from upstate NY were the only ppl to play Jammie Whammies on ice ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436737
hours later, when one of the many village idiots awoke to take a wizz, they discoverd they couldint swallow the water from the tap,, and knew, right then and there,, its was !!!!!!!! the ANIT inflamation meds they drank lastnight.


http://www.break.com/index/scaring-mom-leads-to-concussion.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! ok its not funny that she was hurt but the matter of fact of which she tells her son ´´iam going to kill your father´´ is priceless ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436803
WOW!! i hate to have to pay thier home heating oil. That looks so cold it can make his nipples cut glass or play a record!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436801
Europes youth having fun late at night?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436802
wanna bet the brat that it was real and landed near his house he would so far up daddys as, he would emerge reborn.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436795
look for the blurs that some expert will say its BIGFOOT!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=436783
i think i like the local of their house and horizion views more so then the video the submitted.


http://www.break.com/index/psycho-lady-in-coffee-shop.html
nutty lady in coffee shop or just some morons picking a fight, sadly the begining of the tape isint shown.

http://www.break.com/index/dudes-leg-snaps-during-jump-shot.html
now how in the hell can he snap his leg just playing basketball? drink more milk childrens!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-fireball-you-can-hold.html
Iam going to try this ,, outside ,, when its not windy and raining here. Cool, wonder what they look like if launched from a sling shot?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1796588
no comment,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-revealing-trick-gets-flaming-head.html
why playing with fire isint funny, or how a badly staged prank have some ppl believing this is real.

http://www.break.com/index/golf-cart-crashes-into-biker.html
Buy em a new bike numbnuts! be glad his mom or dad wasint around to give you a taste of parental revenge!

http://www.break.com/index/lip-syncer-busted.html
maybe he had a flash back during his time in the mosh pits,, and thought someone would catch em?

http://www.break.com/index/refrigerator-scare-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! great scare ,, great food too.

http://www.break.com/index/interesting-facts-about-sex.html
sexual trivia???


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435599
Think he better check his shorts after that scare?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435587
irish fun??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435576
Car ads for yesteryears,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435578
it was kinda funny but after awhile it made ya feel sorry for the goat.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435580
looked better as a man,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435579
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! i learned some new words tonight,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435584
hope the dude wore old spice for the pits,,otherwise,, id really feel sorry for the jersey eater.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435573
wow,, some mums are really ticked at the name of thier kids,,,,and how they were fined over it ;)


http://www.break.com/index/monkey-needs-a-drink.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/snowball-crushes-kid.html
thats one hell of a snowball.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435614
hope that numbnut was driving in europe and not the states.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435596
kinda looked like a party downstairs and cotton mouth made a comunication a problem.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435612
ouch,, hope the kid was alright after 6 or 7 bikes ran him over.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435601
cute and i dont blame the kid for not liking bananas either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435607
Notice the marines on board with the squids?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435605
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good. this bitch got what was coming to him ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435594
For cat lovers,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435597
must have been baby sitting at grandmas again,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=435588
um,,,,,,,,,,never mind.


http://www.break.com/index/dominos-with-1500-hard-drives.html
now that is way cool!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-lands-on-head-after-dunk.html
ya think the dillwad was worthy of a foul and possible bench time till the game was over? i hate cheaters!!!

http://www.break.com/index/bang-a-drum.html Did you notice that the kids actually had a beat at the age of 8 on up untill the adults played the drum , and losing the beat starting at 80. how we regress is kinda sad.

http://www.break.com/index/432976-i-f-h-mondays.html
um,,, its funny but then it gets kind of disgusting.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-has-wardrobe-malfunction.html
nice video ,,

http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-the-hell-out-of-his-chick.html
MMAF!!!!! well she at least pushed him away and didint run and fall like the B movies.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434892
um,ok for a FB player he cant dance for shit, bet his offence is his best defence?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434898
bride of CHUCKY?? that doll looks deranged.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434895
OMG shame the ten grand,, was,,,fake!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434894
REPOST but still funny. Why dont ppl use hay bales like my owners did when they went sleding? it stops the sleigh from encountering a parked car!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434888
Um,, did someone slip her a female viagra? old ppl still have sex????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434869
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARNING; ADULT MATERIAL!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434864
and its called hockey? i think they should change the name to Boxcey. there combine boxing and hockey .
And just look at these morons that shoved the dude for getting a goal! hope they went home missing some teeth and hearing ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434887
sad to say but even here there are some that just stroll thru a mall and let one ripe gas rip and think nothing of it. Never mind its making some ppl gag or run for thiier lifes. So mystery farter,, stop it and fart inside your car, your home . just spare the public your gas.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434884
crock of shit,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434877
to bad he is not so ´´HOT´´ as far they young ppl are concerned to vote for him

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=434874
um dude,, that was like done by my owners way back in 2002,, since then, they have moved upward.

http://www.break.com/index/everyday-normal-guy-rap-song-2.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!


http://www.break.com/index/sledding-headfirst-into-pole.html
another Darwin award winner here folks.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-breaks-ten-bats-with-foot.html
can you imagine this dude as a umpire for a baseball game? no one would question his call on strikes.

http://www.break.com/index/fishing-pole-rips-off-chicks-skirt.html
i bet this has actually happend before,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/techno-viking-grandma.html
wonder if they promised her a bottle of rot gut vodka to get her to dance?

http://www.break.com/index/kids-hack-german-highway-system.html
those crazy dutch folks,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/australian-party-kid-on-opie-and-anthony.html
fake or the real thing? dunno and,,,dont care :)

http://www.break.com/index/swing-backflip-goes-bad.html
Did they by any chance measure in meters or in inches? because someone was wayyyyyy off!

http://www.break.com/index/ice-skating-faceplant.html
this happend to one of my owners once. Except it wasint a skating ring, but a frozen pond and some ice build up on a pier, they saw stars,,,, and had a nice fat lip.

http://www.break.com/index/gate-whacks-russian-attendant.html
guess rock salt isint a common thing to use in russia , no?

http://www.break.com/index/fifty-perfect-impressions1.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! either hes nuts or just a funny person .

http://www.break.com/index/funny-kid-isnt-sorry-about-huge-party.html
hes not arrogant no?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!

NOTHING REALLY; i cant type yet what ia,m really feeling so,, gimmie till say,,wednesday and i shall fill you folks in . Deal?????? DEAL !!!!!!!!!!!

The worst ass pain every was riding a sleigh down a cheap snow sleigh and every bump you hit makes the little joke within you LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you know of any elder ppl that are at the mercy of a younger ´´care giver´´ call the police PRONTO! All it takes is one sly §$%&/( !!! And incopmasitaed older folk.

Take care folks, and god bless all the first responders that rescue ppl and pets!!! mega thanks to those.as HEROS you gals and guys are!! WARM wishes to you and yours,, look for murphy i believe monday. Seems this weekend wasint working fro him. Talk to you humans come sometime next week!!

REGARDS;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Sunday, January 13, 2008


I FORGOT THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!


Hiya Folks And welcome back to the sort of weekend edition! If your in the states then its till sunday night, here in good ole europe its monday morning. No news tonight , actually i think some one from the crew here said no news anymore for awhile. Something about getting thier blood pressure all bent out of shape to the current status of the world and the morons in power :/ Huh,,, go figure. Ok,, so lets do this blog dammit!
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this weeks ass awards go to,,the following ;D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f77_1200062857
no comment,,,,,,,grrrrr

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be2_1200168558
PUTINS RUSSIA ,WITH LOVE?????

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a36_1197135802
um,,,,,,why? why would she lite herself on fire?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f1_1200159959
over 5 mins of complete chaos!!! damn,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e2a_1200157221
but the insurgentcy is dying down right dick?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ae_1200149042
british humor,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c51_1200148170
um,, wtf? ten days without changing your underware? dude you really invititing some crotch critters not to mention, spreading em to your fellow soliders. Ever considerd baby wipes? UGGHHH

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9c9_1200144551
i bet it sucks there buddy!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee1_1200090501
now thats pretty smart,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=841_1200152476
no comment folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432553
See? at least the bigger kid asked the runt if he was alright after he went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432545
The real reason behind the commerical, ´´this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs´´!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432544
bulls eye!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432543
Cant believe there are some out there that havent seen the prior spoon prank video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432539
ahhh memories,,, my owner did something simular when they were a kid, it detailed crab apples and a slingshot and a county shreif car,,,,,heh,,,,the thrill of the chase thru some woods and inside a cement culvert! ;D

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432538
Talk about a closet case,, check out this grandpa looking rapper?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432540
what really happend, the dude was ski springing world cup in italy. it started to rain, making the snow soft and the ski jump slushy, his ski snagged in the slush which you can make out towards the end of the jump, and he had no spring to jump and at that speed there was no way he could stop. So he went sailing and hit the ground from 15 ft in the air. But hes ok folks and after that they stopped the event.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432536
why elvis was smart to die when he did and not end up like this dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432532
two morons a dc and a homeless man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432534
good kick but the camerman should learn when to STFU already.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432533
now thats some snazzy driving skills by the police department! well done folks well done.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432531
hating on the Jehs,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432529
two boys and a big plastic ball,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432528
yet another reason why some public places should have a limit on the booze allowed per person. Check out the dillwad who throws a glass like a mighty he man!!! ROAR!!! wuss.

http://www.break.com/index/star-wars-kid-goes-to-college.html
hey would you lookie there, the fat star wars kid is all grown up . Now hes in college and ,,,still fat!

http://www.break.com/index/best-car-thru-gas-station-ever.html
Maybe he just really wanted a slurpie and in his haste, forgot the brake?

http://www.break.com/index/groom-faceplants-on-the-dance-floor.html
Is that really a wedding party or richard simmons ,´´ sweating to the crappy songs´´?

http://www.break.com/index/beer-bottle-roommate-revenge.html
Fake or just some real morons demostrating thier moronic ways,,,

http://www.break.com/index/huge-bridge-demolition-causes-shockwave.html
wow that was unreal. You can actually see the shockwave racing towards the folks filming.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432568
did anyone else feel alittle travel sick after watching this?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432564
mom almost came within one inch of being barfed on by the cute laughing baby,,,,too close .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432563
not bad for a amature,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432561
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this kid is just to darn cute and honest.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432558
typical new yorkers,, give the crazy pleanty of room and let em do his thing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432559
old but if you look towards the end, is that,, nah,,,cant be,, is it? is that the loch ness monster?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431945
think his day is ruined along with his $$$ Speed Boat??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431925
is it me or does this guy look and sing like a younger version of a chubby Tom Jones?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431919
awwwwwww how cute, thier last name means kiss(s) in german.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431906
HOME LAND SERCURTIY???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=432005
yawnnnnnnnnnnnn,,, didint someone do this like 9 years ago?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=013_1200034647
wheres the iraqi waldow????? But things are great in Iraq so says Dick and Bush.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc0_1200032805
um,,, no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=57b_1200030964
control chaos?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b7_1200026528
ok i can understand the Grrr When a coke machine takes your money and no soda, but this dillwad went over board. He should have been happy with the 8 cokes that fell down but noooooo ..EDDIOT!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f4e_1200022370
WOW! stealing food is a case for public ass kicking. Attention the down and out,, do not steal!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=10f_1200019063
wow ,, the iranian evil kanevil?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fc_1200016308
Hide and go seek?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bca5dae693
yet another reason to stay out of jail!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c0_1189107744
IF YOU must insists on jail, here are some thing helpfull hints on what to avoid in case of a riot!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c2_1200064819
D.R. drives the british version of a bradley to work in texas! way cool dude.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e1_1200101052
glad this prick was arrested and taken back to jail again!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=491_1200100740
tornados in jan ? let alone in canada??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96b_1200094167
THIS BITCH IS A DISGRACE FOR THE MARINE CORP!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=42a_1187946344
Did this really have to happen? damn,, a young life cut short all in the name of video online .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431971
movie trailer,, ok the dialogue sounds crappy, but the action parts look good enough. Granted its not oscar winning material.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431966
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431970
one of my owners parents had some (shh) full automatic weapons. Its a blast to shoot em but i would like to have seen his target eye and see how many shots actually hit it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=431958
white man who lie down legs spread with friends foot near by is foolish and will not have children.

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! play by play for japan game shows ,,,

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You can tell,, hes a virgin of game controllers and well,, the console too!

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Hmmm, a new cartoon set to launch soon. Wonder if i can yoink it via divix? ;D

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Nice face plant dude,,,,,,

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great tune from yesteryears,,

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lighten up there hick, it was a joke FFS!!! your the stupid bastid.

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ok for a 6 yr old i counted 7 sticks hitting each other. Give this little guy a real drum set and let em break out of that dimaond in the ruff!!

http://www.break.com/index/cow-with-an-awesome-talent.html
talk about sucking your thumb! check this cow out , never saw one do that.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-pushed-down-hill-in-barrell.html
was that kevin costner walking down the hill towards the barrel boys?

http://www.break.com/index/joaquin-phoenix-mispells-name.html
signs man cant spell all that great can he?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-taunts-hockey-player.html
wonder if the hockey player waited for this fan after the game? kinda funny actually.

http://www.break.com/index/crash-dummy-motorcycle-test.html
after viewing that, i hope one of my owners stick to the quad !!!!

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ok they lost me a 2:45 mins into this clip,,,,

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MMAF!!!!!!!!! karma at its best!

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Some one took his training wheels off , to soon i think?

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um, if this is supposed to scare ppl it didint work. Man all i see is skinny ass punks and a few fat ass gang members. Remember folks, there is NO honor among thiefs!

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england! Where men are men and sheep are,,,,nervous!

http://www.break.com/index/donkey-wants-a-piece-of-ass.html
REALLY no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/iran-provoking-us-navy1.html
bull shit!!! now read what really happend! fucking squids and thier lies,,,HERES the real story folks
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4115702&page=1 Gee lets make another gulf of tonkin happen all over again ?

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and this is why some ppls health insurance is hiked high?

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ehmm if they had hit the dog then someone would have to serve back justice!

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was that a chevy impala? if so,, OFF WITH THIIER HEADS!!! j/k, folks,, easy.

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BIG BLAKE 12 you dirty bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The super natural boys, they arent. kinda stupid, but ballsy.

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wacked!

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! these t shirt sayings are worth the nine min spent to watch.

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Poor little guy,,

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one of my favorites when this came out. Id thought id share,,

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! its long but funny, kinda,, in a sick sence of things,, ahh just watch it and make up your own mind!

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OWNED by a pussy!

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very nice collection. Hey hey hey,, before you spout your anti gun crap, remember a crazy person can do just as much death by using a car, a baseball bat or a large kitchen knife. Those items have no triggers! Just kinetic motion from a second party , to insure thier damage!

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If one of you reading this right now wish to fedex me one of these pizzas get back to me via the comment section ok? thanks :)

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Cats can and will do this, from time to time. Me? i dont like doing that, because one of my owners o.d´s on the mousse here and it tastes like crap. Not to mention it makes my paws sticky too.

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didint know that turtles can identify thier owners and swim around and stuff.

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think he had enough coke or crack or maybe both? wait below is part two,,

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more of the same from above,,

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wouldint surprise me if britney did accept this dudes offer. I mean comon, theres hamburger helper involved!

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MEDIC!!!

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get off it man, your ass never spent one frigging night in those woods during the winter time. ive been to where you say you are and dude? you would never survive it.

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MMAF!!!!!!! clever

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These kids are great, and no i am of no relation, Its nice to see kids get out in the nature and learn things for themselfs, then pass it one to some who have no idea what a wolly bear is.

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just turn your green backs into Euros folks. and iam not kidding either!

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COOL! iam a yankee , so to speak, and this jugging looks cool, However i would not break its bill and toss it back in the water like some asshole posted underneath the comment section of breaks page. It looks to me like a pike or perch fish, either way breaking its beak or bill is just plain sick.

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wuss, why didint you follow em? showed more video,, man, ya could have made the front page and clipped 400 dollar. in euro thats like 256 .

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something everyone did when they were young and of course when it snowed too. By the way excellent tune in the back ground !

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repost but this time someone added a lie. The real reason why the plane didint have its landing gear down was due to a malfunction. I hate it when ppl make fake shit up and then put it on the net.

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only in Europe can one see a lambrogini and a ope,l monstor trucking it!

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!! great work regarding mario and his bro when they enter a new city.

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Well for those who wish to enter the land down under illegaly i suggest you take a look at this video. I dont think thier playing around .

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HOLY SHIT! this dude has better moves the chuck norris and jackie chan combined.

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white men can jump ok, its just that he cant stop his hand from getting tangled in the hoop net.

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ok remind yourself if your from america to stay out of cambridge, and if see you see ´´Lurch´´ to knock his ass out´´ bro!

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reminds one of my owners when they were kids, and at xmas time a aunt was picked up for dinner, on the way there, one of thier brothers played the same shit, only hissed and pretended to claw the aunt from the back seat. I think thier dad caught it and all 3 were giving a stern talking to. Looking back iam sure they dont find it funny anymore since the aunt died in 1984 :(

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Figures that the motion picture dicks would not air this trailer for a movie. Those folks need to get real with todays world.

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cool water slide. That one dude caught some major air and missed his mark .

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dude thats so cruel! letting someone think they just won ten grand?

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ive offten ponderd why some ppl enjoy others hitting them in the face, my conclusion? there wacked!

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um,, the biggerst question i have is,, why?

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i have never seen nor heard such a bullshit theory before. This dude needs some meds STAT!

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Could be fake if not , great shot dude, even better exit

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for halo fans this ones for you.

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turf surfing! far out dudes,,,enjoy the ride.

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great umpa lumpas,,,i guess.

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i recall this video,, not a bright move this kids made . Hope his eye is ok now.

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more turf surfing,, enjoy the ride again guys.

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pretty poneint video here but i can agree with the makers of it. Not all homeless folks are lazy drunks, trust me there are some homeless that never drank a drop in thier life.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME !!!


Notta. Seems the humans have settled into the new year ok. Gone are the pre holiday gitters and all that stuff. Also too gone are the xmas lights that were outside. That was a trip watching the humans attempt to detangle the two sets. When one was pulling on the lights the other human was pulling too. Needless to say, it ended up kind of a mess. Never mind the lite ropes came with a plastic wheel to re roll em up folks, seems the humans here decided they didint need that and played a NYMO man, rolling the rope up with there elbow and hand. Some rolls were smaller then the other rolls and well, lemme just tell ya, they lights were tossed into a plastic bag, with mutterings such as ,, ´´cheap crap´´ or the other one used ´´SOB now what´´? I dont think i like the after holiday mood that sets in for some humans !

Other then the light show, the humans took new pics of us, as you can see from the photo. And yes i gotten fat, but yanno with my age, i think iam entitled to be a little puck . Sure when i run , all my glommy gut swings from side to side, sure i snore too and yes i eat constantly, but the humans figure being how 95% of the time after i eat, i barf it up, that i might be a suffering from a hair ball and give me some paste stuff to lick. But they have to understand that when i do get sick,, 99% of the time , murphys right there eating it ! :) hey,, dont be grossed out, thats what cats and dogs do! Actually cats dont do some of the things a dog does. Like say for instance,, we dont sniff out some fresh dog pile and eat it!

But ask a dog owner how many times the dog got into the cat box and brought out a, granola bar and had litter (among other things) stuck to thier wet noses??!!
To each thier own folks, yanno? Ok well that about wraps it up here . Hope the weekend treated you folks ok and heres hoping the week goes well for ya too.
Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world!! Mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, HEROS you gals and guys are!!!

Check for murphy this hump day folks, till then,,

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.