My View From The Litter Box!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

HUMP DAY!!! and its our first time on video too! Good eveing to you folks from windy rainy germany. Well here it is, our very first video of Cain and myself in action. I know the quality isint top notch and pay no mind to the rodger federa interview taking place in the background via the TV either. Ok so lets just get this blog going.

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf2_1196730528
Mr. Horn not only fucked himself, he fucked over a entire state and its ppl.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=479_1196737647
more about Mr. Horn and the bruhaha thats followed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f88_1196712154
more of the same from above,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=552_1189705382
sad.!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=80f_1189073462
wow! busy day for these folks after a bear mauling . Hope the mans dogs were ok.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f03211d580
being how there has not been any wild bears in germany or the alps, since oh 1907 or so its probably why these two numbnuts thought that they were cute and cuddly cubs. Live and learn folks,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=568_1191001096
lucky bear.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e50_1196800085
well if he said it was going to be that spot , why the hell was the colonel out there?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b3_1196770104
if you watch this , the fox comes back with another one, or some other critter. What i dont get is why the dude starts to walk towards the other fox? after the first one attacked him in daylight.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=552057be7a
i think this world is going to hell,, i mean, fighting over crack cocaine= losers!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f36_1196813857
yeah i guess jumping on a bus and making threats to kids is the best way to gain respect,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7be_1196810642
more morons, some dude gets teased over his farting by accident , gets pissed and whips out a assult rifle to get even? true it is. No one was hurt but me thinks the trigger man is a world class loser.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=744_1196810518
cash it and leave the country dude, trade it in for euros, and have peace of mind.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=21b_1194782832
screw it! Do bizz in euros. Tiss time the USA morons that voted again for bush and its repig leaders take a beating where it hurts the most,, thier wallets!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1196808561
ron paul , no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd6_1196737529
think that was Matt Damons new movie hes working on.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e5_1196711943
some pigs are just born lucky it seems. No i dont mean britney spears ,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=766_1196775900
WOW!! my owners have flown on airliners before but never quite saw the landings from this view. Check out how those wings bounce up and down . Then came the crosswind. Great talent that pilot had.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d0_1196811910
MATURE! Dog takes on cobra snake. snake loses and dies. ende

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64d_1196808054
MMAF!!!!!!! this brave pooch had his heart in the right place but i think jack the kitten was just curious .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d93_1186818555
Um, is that really fair? picking on a blind lady because of her cat? which saved her life by dialing 911. Comon snobs,, have you not enough repig partys to attend? Fund raisers for mobster Rudy?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b4320802a1
Was it me or did that remind us of wheel of fortune or plingo from the PIR?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96fc134b31
FAKE !!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfd_1196804724
Where was the need for that? stupid fuck , could have broken his neck.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=817_1196806026
more numb nuts .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ef_1196388557
my owners saw something like this, but it was for love, not a cat fight. There was cat that used to come over every morning and sit in the window when ´´wasderface´´ lived back in nys. To visit hooter aka oscar. Sparky was male orange and hooter was black male kitty. Hey it happens folks,, dont act like your all ewwww over it.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d10_1196764216
now this sounds like something out a bad selling love story,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1196623915
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14a0dab1df
um,, just really no comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba6_1172265897
,,,,,,,,,,no ,,,,,,,,,,comment.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-woman-on-view-keeps-getting-dumber.html
now that is pretty damn dumb indeed.

http://www.break.com/index/50-cent-busted-doing-coke-backstage.html
dunno folks, was he or wasint he snorting coke before the interview?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-wipesout-in-weight-room5.html
think his ego was hurt more then himself.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-gets-tazed-for-being-slow1.html
america! Where the police taze everyone for whatever fucking reason they wish AND get away with it .

http://www.break.com/index/bike-finishes-race-without-rider.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never saw a bmx bike ride itself.

http://www.break.com/index/serbian-man-is-slightly-drunk.html
warning,, vomit factor in this video of a drunk in serbia. Dude seek help now!

http://www.break.com/index/cop-stops-hi-speed-biker.html
maybe he was afriad he too would be tazed!???

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Well thats about it from here and this blog. The humans decided to not mess around with more xmas lights outside after all. They are making plans for next year to really blow the neighbors lights out of the water. Iam fearing such talk could trigger lite wars and multiple electrocutions and possible death too Ö ! Guess its time to take the wait and see attitude. Oh boy i really hope they dont go ape shit with the lights.

Take care folks and thanks for stopping on down and visiting this blog. or not! Talk to ya maybe again this week, if not look for cain this weekend and his contributions. Till then , have a good one and enjoy life , and live for yourself because no one else will!

WORDS OF WISDOM, They say that the early bird catches the worm, Just what worm are we speaking about? tape worm, ring worm? Who would brag about catching a parasite?

CIAO!!!

MvB.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

THE WEEKEND EDITION! ( or how i do my best work on my back)!
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Greetings folks and welcome back. No news tonight, its just full of stuff you and i can do without. Who cares how much money major banks lost to wall street crooks? Nothing will be done to those cheaters and liars so lets just concentrate on the Iraq numbers and of course, the video.

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The Blood Count in Iraq,Wednesday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 52 Wounded,,,Thursday: 2 GIs, 30 Iraqis Killed; 48 Iraqis Wounded,,,,Friday: 1 US Soldier, 21 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded,,,Saturday: 1 GI, 40 Iraqis Killed, 45 Wounded, 41 Kidnapped.

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LOOK! numbnuts on the net!

http://www.break.com/index/the-real-iphone-flight-delay-ad.html
yeah what the add says.!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-chair-pull-knockout.html
drinking 20 hrs straight? um its a wonder he didint fall down alot eariler.

http://www.break.com/index/unconventional_dance_moves.html
um,,,,ok,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sofa-king-we-todd-did.html
ok i stopped watching after one min 50 seconds.

http://www.break.com/index/dirt-bike-racer-crashes-into-stands.html
he should have practised more at walmart parking lot on sunday when its closed.

http://www.break.com/index/dorm-balcony-jump-does-not-go-well.html
well they did bribe him with a buck 50, so if he snaps a ankle over it,, umm well how dumb can one get?

http://www.break.com/index/the-perfect-kickball-shot.html
Kick ball!!!!! that was great fun , but no indoors.

http://www.break.com/index/barf-bags-dont-work-at-0-gs.html
OMG!!!!!!! now thats one flight i hope to never take. Geeze didint the pilot know she was hurling her cookies?

http://www.break.com/index/helium-balloons-lift-car.html
good fake trick there mates. almost had me fooled too.

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-kick-boxing-knockout.html
KO. he makes it seem so so easy too.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-misjudges-corner.html
Not a bright move there mr showoff. He is damn lucky cars didint run em over as he laid like road kill.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-loses-car-down-hill.html
guess using the parking break isint the style and fashion today no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408933
Ugh,,,,,,this is kinda twisted folks. if its real that is.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408926
i wont spoil the ending but its worth watching for mt bike or street biking fans and small car owners.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408943
yanno folks i watched this clip after some cat nip. WACKED! i cant imagine you folks watching under the influence of anything else.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408925
some recent classics from break.com. Incase you missed any.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408921
i didint watch it all i stopped at 2:30

http://www.break.com/index/short-fight-fat-kid-knockout.html
mr. man tits goes down in under a min during this parking lot fight.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408953
dude reminds me of bubba from forest gump and the shrimp this that and the other! cept its called pong.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408942
in case you missed it,,,, recaps of videos from a few weeks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408929
australia goes from nazi style to ear wax eater for its leader . CRIKEY!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408917
maybe he didint hear his trainer when they said, WEAR GLOVES!!!?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408908
MMAF!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408898
how charming for some,,,,,removing back hair with tape....

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408892
its funny due to the dudes laugh after his friend crashes,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408891
cool but it made my teeth ache after watching this dude.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/brave-neighbor-kills-2-robbers-911-call2.html
Um sorry but if this man witnessed a rape or attempted murder i could see him using a weapon, but a B&E and disobeying a strict warning from a police dispatch was stupid and hes probably in alot of shit due to it.

http://www.break.com/index/father-rips-into-teenage-kid.html
well Dads,, you reap what you sow. In this case, its a spoiled little boy bitch who maxed out your credit card and gives not a one flying leap about it.

http://www.break.com/index/slide-owns-little-kid-twice.html
awww,, poor little guy !!!!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-attempt-at-360-full-pipe.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! sorry but i had to laugh,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/kelly-pickler-on-game-show1.html
its called PRAGUE you dumb bimbo!!!

http://www.break.com/index/stanford-student-flips-out-after-leveling.html
a short lived victory scream,,, oops, dude ya have ten more levels to go thru ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409506
ok the part where the dude sticks his gut in and out is the funny part of the clip, the rest is just,, um,, well watch it for yourself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409497
Oh boy:I can't believe some fag recorded this. Learn to play a REAL guitar. All you're doing here is memorizing pushing buttons like a lab rat trying to get a food pellet.
MMAF @ The comment left on the break page.!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409505
you knew this was coming right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409503
somehow or another this looked a bit sex ed video like.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409501
isint he just a tad bit to big for that bike?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409502
wonder if the professor will still pass clark kent?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409499
that was kinda funny,,, well for those that ever played pac man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409492
dude,, folks here knew that about oh 2 years ago!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409491
yeah but what happens when the toilet overflows??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409496
i do that too. except my owners dont have crappy rapp tunes in the background.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409490
um, are ppl really that gungho for this crap or this is just a slight overkill?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409518
didint work hes still hairy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409516
nice to see some break away from boring traditions :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409519
Looks to me like the chick on the left wasint botherd by it at all. More like mesmerized!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409513
not everyone can be tony hawks! BECAUSE tony wears a helmet!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409507
one of my owners lost a eyebrow as a teenager, 19 to be exact. Seems they were drinking wine coolers with friends and were doubled dog dared to jump over a 6ft deep trench and land on the other side, which was full of shale stone and dirt etc. The made the jump , slipped and cut open thier eyebrow . 12 stitches and to this day? a small hairline scar on the eyebrow, hence, no hair grows there.

http://www.break.com/index/car-accident-on-live-tv.html
what were the odds? lucky for the reporter, unlucky for both drivers.

http://www.break.com/index/woman-pissed-about-new-butt-implants.html
looked like a beer gut then a ass implant, MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409976
would have been better if it was rugby clips, no pads or time outs to suck back oxygen either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409980
could come in handy for free drinks at the bar for some ppl .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409957
MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409943
check out the spelling for this video,,,????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409934
MMAF!!!!!!!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!!

-Well the humans added more outdoor lights today for xmas and after it was dark they turned em on and one of the humans ( the perfectionist) wasint pleased with the colors. So its back to OBI´S this monday to buy more lights ( this time in green) and replace and yank off some other lights and just have the colors, red, white and green. Hmmm to me it would look like the front entrance of a irish pub, but hey iam just a cat. Either way for now Murphy and i, like the lights out there now,, red and multicolored.

Other then that, nothing new going on around here. ´´Wasderface´´ has managed to get some funny video of me on thier sony erricson and with the help of ´´the spoiler´´ will attempt to upload it on this blog. One is of me stalking murphy, who in return is stalking me and we meet up near ´´turner´´ the dragon tree. I know , my owners are odd, they name thier house plants.!

Ok folks, thats all from here in windy rainy germany. Thanks for stopping on down and paying this blog a visit. Take care and talk to you again next weekend. Oh and many thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets! HEROS you gals and guys are.!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Its HUMP DAY!!! are you prepared? Folks one of my owners is going nuts with thier digging out thier old VHS tapes of ren and stimpy! If you ask me ,murph,, id say they have lost it. Either way tiss the time to blog this page so lets get right down to it,,

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Where have you gone Mr. Tony Snow? After all these are only numbers yo yo yo
Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 37 Iraqis Killed; 64 Iraqis Wounded,,,,,Monday: 30 Iraqis Killed, 4 Wounded ,,,,,Tuesday: 2 US Soldiers, 46 Iraqis Killed; 35 Iraqis Wounded ,,,
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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET?!

http://www.break.com/index/chase-ends-in-exercise-ball-ownage.html
when exercise balls make a good home weapon!

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-leaf-burn-video.html
a interesting way to get rid of raked leaves. pretty cool video too.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-dude-faceplants-in-parking-garage.html
that ´ll teach em to drink all the jagermeister and play hurdels too.

http://www.break.com/index/the-worlds-fastest-clapper.html
bet he would be great at a political fund raiser and not many ppl showed up for the speech.

http://www.break.com/index/first-time-on-a-dirtbike.html
didint he ask for some leasons first before buying the dirt bike?

http://www.break.com/index/smokin-hot-girl-train-car-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-speeds-through-building.html
Iam sure he just wanted to take advantage of jiffy lubes winter package deals.

http://www.break.com/index/breaking-the-overclocking-limits.html
cool commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/trick-does-not-go-well2.html
hope he had some donations prior and are safe in a nitro tank somewhere.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-faceplants-in-the-mud.html
it was rather funny when he did a somersault over the bars,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407094
oh hes a bright bulb isint he?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407086
MMAF!!!!! what a wacked commerical for a toy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407084
wonder if that works for cellphones when you way out in the boonies ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407073
its not 180 mph folks its kilometors and can we say ´´hydroplane´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407070
now that actually looks like fun and not the average ping pong game.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407039
um,, i didint watch it all. go ahead if you wish. lemme know if its any good ok? thanks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407064
i guess he really gets into video games huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407053
Oh this one i gotta try!!! living here in germany theres alot of old things burried in the woods around here ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407055
OK the kid filming sounds like hes going thru puberty and then hacks up something and spits. Such manners such tack and style.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407047
MMAF!!!!!!! but i still like my sony erricson dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407048
OMG!!!!!!! and she wears a uniform and protects ppl? how dumb can she be?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407048
yanno this took these two dudes alot of nads to make this video. Pretty funny made actually and if they are, who gives a flying leap? love the acting jobs .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407041
great show and it ended with ´´dont stop believing ´´ fade to black .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407026
i swear thats vanila ice now a cars salesman.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407027
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeemm,,,,,NSFW at all folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407020
he has a future, a act in the circus as the flying moron!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407013
life in a northern town? Never saw a old rt road fight, but then again i never saw morons like these two either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=406988
such fine young ladies out there today. Not a shred of dignity left in them ehh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=406969
not the greatest video quality but it still shows just how much one isint allowed to mess with a mans balls.

http://www.break.com/index/pie-to-the-face-then-tripped.html
MMAF!!!!! that was clever,, and he will probably have a fear of fridges for awhile too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407170
um , dude,, or whatever you want to called,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407158
umm the drummer seemed to me alittle sloppy, and the one song, that bell was to sick sounding. tone down the drum mic and it would have helped alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407164
now thats radical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407181
´´who are you? why are mimicking me? What do you want? why is fathers twin behind me? how come the baby feels like something cold? dammit let me off this counter ive had enough. ill smack untill i get a answer, yes you have chubby baby hands too but mine are warm. Who are you again? what did mom and dad smoke the night of my conception´´!!! Great baby clip,, cute as a button this baby is folks

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d1_1196103810
strong hold tactis wont work anymore for the land down under. Now they have a ear wax eater for a leader.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b97_1195283045
once saw a rotty get his ass kicked by a momma cat. she was like on that dog like white on rice.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b9d_1196102972
bullshit artists heres one of a few,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e6_1196103123
more of the same from above,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=755_1196112355
knowing sarkozy he will delcare to ´´LET THEM EAT CAKE´´!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=258_1196108401
ppl take showers everyday, when one free super power shower comes by ppl run screaming about getting wet?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=259_1196120948
great ending to what could have been something far worse then imagined.!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b06_1196119256
um i believe this dog needs to go back to training! unless the moron cop gave the order to bite.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5d_1179419342
dear god this mans needs help!!!!! and with that NO comment!!!

http://www.break.com/index/every-day-normal-guy-rap-song.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! this guy has to be the most honest rapper out there. WTG Joe.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-jimmy-dean-sausage-customer.html
well then mr. DH perhaps you should adapt to todays way of eating then hmm?

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=403233
Very touching wedding dance,,,,,,,,,,,,great ppl these two.

http://www.break.com/index/train-plows-into-semi.html
why making sure you read the warning lights when trains approch a intersection.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-kids-with-homemade-speed-bump.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! ok its in german so basicaly what the old man says is, gielsea come here with the camera look what i made, ill teach those speeders something new, no dont film the flowers flim here here, oh here they come, gimme the camera, and as the car flips over hes saying oooh kids kids kids,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407660
this chubby bitch had it comming to him for being ejected from the game. first it was a fake hit to the elbow then he gets strike 3 and shoves the bat towards the umps face. Brian walker sucks, like his batting skills.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407658
um,,,,,i dont know really what to think, at least he saved it and it didint drown.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407650
isint chuck like 70 yrs old plus ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407638
iam sure a ass beating came to follow after this wake up prank.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407632
big deal! There was no ren and stimpy let alone angry beaves offerd in this package. Blahh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407611
OMW!!!! NSFW ahem,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407610
YAY BABY!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407566
I bet waffles pisses in your shoes sometime during the night too. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407688
um,,,,thats alot of young dudes playing with fire,,,,,,,,,fire,,,,,um,,,no more comments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407680
Rad! and iam sure EVERYONE would love that to have in bed. imagine all those kick ass ps2 games one can play for hours on end,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407677
ahh lighten up fat ass! it was a harmless prank by younger classmates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHK01e37Kw
MMAF!!!! ren and stimpy fans,, the next couple of vids are for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf4GiiRoU9U
someones version of a video for ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOshowFnAU&feature=related
we all at one point and time can relate right ren? OOOhh ren?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UiE761HaTU
gross but funny ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEuXodGzc5Y
MMAF!!!! another classic from Ren and Stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UZDmYtT9bk
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another fan of ren and stimpys version of rens ,, ´´am i evil´´

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZodWpx3VF8
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! more of the same with R&S classics
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

Well seems the humans went out and bought more lights for outside . Seems thier one light rope of multicolored lights just werent good enough. After going out the other night they noticed that other neighbors put up lights too( the humans were the first to do so) and feel like they were outdone! Its clark grisswald born again folks. So they are thinking about wrapping another light rope outside on the balcony railing and buying a outdoor trip switch that has more holes for juice then kates moss´s boyfriends arms. Now thats alot of juice folks!!

As for me and cain, we dont care so long as we can sneak outside during the dark and go ga ga over the lights. Kinda neat having the balcony bake in fake artifical lights at 7:00pm . Not to mention some of the bugs that didint know it was time to crawl thier asses inside a hole for winter. Global warming does has its advantages for cats. Where else can one find a cricket in novemeber? Fat and tasty little bastid too . So they now they have two more sets of lights. They are working on the details as to wrap em around this weekend. One is red and the other purple. They may just use the old rope lights from last year which was used inside , and put that outside too. So in the end me and cain can have some nice epileptic seizures with the colors of white, blue , red and mutlicolor :) OH JOY!

Thats it from here folks, thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not! Talk to ya maybe this week, if not,, its not personal its bizz. Till then ,
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´ When life hands you lemons, stick them inside the freezer for 5 hours, remove and throw them right back at the sender of such.´´

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Yes virginia, there is a WEEKEND EDITION!!!
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Yo folks and welcome to MVFTLB . Not alot going on today here in germany.
The Humans hung some christmas lights but ill tell ya about that alittle late ron, for now , lets just blog it baby!
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Stats in Iraq,,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11949 ,,,,Friday: 39 Iraqis Killed, 80 Wounded,,,,Saturday: 32 Iraqis Killed, 40 Wounded.

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Ass medal award winners on the net ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/tanning-bed-falls-on-hot-blonde.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/talking-cats.html
Too Cute!!

http://www.break.com/index/count-the-fcc-violations.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! sesame street for adults?

http://www.break.com/index/gymnast-breaks-knee-on-landing1.html
Ouch! Looks like she landed on her ankel pretty bad.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405063
um,,,,,perhaps its his console ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405061
that kinda looked like fun,,,,,for a cat!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405051
um,, ok the haircut is odd looking but why boot the kid from school?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405052
Painting with a penis? I have heard and saw alot on the net but this one,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405042
kinda looks like one of my owners when they play the drums,, HA kidding folks,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405045
somehow i dont think this will ever make it on animal planet let alone jeff corwins show either. Ahem.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405041
ahhh snowmobiles,,wish we had the snow here to be able to use em .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405040
wow miss klum lost her accent huh? like you were really paying attention to that fact .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405037
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this dudes nutty crazy, hope hes not shot some day .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405028
i think her diet is called crystal meth but she just cannot shut up!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405029
maybe its me but i didint see where this dude stole anything from the quickie mart.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405025
odd commercial and that thing coughs like a rotty choking on a dry dog food too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405009
Think she would wigg out too if she rode in a hot air balloon too? unreal phobias some folks have.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405005
Cool commercial for xbox.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404957
Think life sucks, got a raw deal? STFU and watch this dude perform on Gtr without hands and no cup in front either looking for spare change either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404956
might be a repost but still funny to watch again.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404948
ok, not only have these assholes wasted food that could have donated to a food pantry, they also did damage to the enviroment with the lighter fluid /exploding can into a lake. We could go on about the peas laying in a some lighter fluid that say some ratcoon might eat once they ppl leave. Oh and what is up with walter? alittle slow is he?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404945
ok the music for this video really sucks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404947
i wont even ask why the back of his pants are wet,,,,,,it was enough with the mentos and coke chugging prior.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404938
not sure what to call this,, giant snake eats baby hippo? or giant snake ate baby hippo and vomited it back up? UGHHHHHHhhhhhhh

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404925
um no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404922
hondas starting thier rise to fame in the late 80s early 90s since then every kid wants one to pimp out. why? they suck, gimme a audi A3 and deck that bitch out and watch the hondas fade in the your rear view mirror.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404921
thought id post it,, why not,, they had a good idea, just the ´´dude´´ thing got to be too much .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405000
um just what kind of turkey was john cutting ? it looked bloated and fatty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404998
hate to be up on the observation deck when that bolt hit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404994
MMAF!!!!! whatever he did sure pissed off this ball thrower.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404985
more nad tagging. wonder if he procreate in the near future?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404984
ok heres my input,, it sucks dude! next time have a preplanned script.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404986
wtf?,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404980
interesting cartoon,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404962
NOT COOL!!!!!!! i hope the sumbitch clawed one of your sorry asses after you red necks freed it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404961
guess they forgot to measure it nose to end before loading it on the truck huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404915
One way to cook the holiday bird i suppose.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404897
´´its the french beavis and butthead´´ not my words folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405141
that has to be fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405082
before doing that dude,, tune your guitar and find better back ground singers Mkky?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405075
you go craig!! ahem,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405077
sorry but the first time i saw the dude with the long hair i really thought he was female. other then that, ok film clip for class.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-binocular-soccer.html
looked like a bunch of drunks playing soccer. But funny i imagine

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-kid-attempts-roof-jump-and-fails.html
that had to hurt,,,,,alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405611
MMAF!!!!! wow did he ever jump and probably had to go check his shorts too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405600
um dude,, that guitar needs to be tuned bigtime, oh and both of you dont quit your day jobs either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405591
and then the poooolice came and the hair pulling stopped. Oh whats up with the one dillweed kicking the other when on the ground?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405590
repost but still amazing to see how fucking dumb some ppl are in life. wonder if they are both able to walk today?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405585
um,,whats up with the dude who drops his pants? does he like having a nose there? Sick.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405576
now that was very smart. about the only thing funny about this video is the dachund that comes over with both ears folded over.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405575
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too cute

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405563
they sure scare easy huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405556
Kinda long but it picks up and its rather hilarious too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405572
the slow mo is very annoying! after ya see the dude get punched, dont wait for the slo-mo effect.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405553
MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405551
they have some really funny ass game shows over there in japan!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405526
reminds me of the great eppy from seinfeld with the ´´orgasm face´´ !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405552
great, just mess up more of the enviroment . wonder if they caught any fish that day?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405503
clever.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405539
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this dude cracks me up with his ´´will it blend´´. probably a pisser for a grandfather too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405541
yanno hes gonna take that 20 and run out any buy some dougnuts and yodels dont you?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405534
now thats awesome!!!!! not to mention could be helpfull to folks suffering from illness too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405524
cool kids, i actually learned alot from watching em !!!!!!! Thanks guys !!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405509
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kind of a DUH question for that game no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405470
MMFAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thee Best commentary ive heard in a long time!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405485
for every cat lover /owner out there, this vids for you!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405477
um ok the prank was funny but that one dudes laugh is really um,,,questionable .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405471
yeah but where is the cellar? and what if i refinance? whats the price then?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405451
ahhh more war videos,, just what the world needs . Whats next A cnn version of war puppets? wait we have that already.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405668
the future solider of america!!!!! mice traps i wear for ear rings bitch!!! (snickers wtf?)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405666
I learned two new lingos WOW!! and no hes not speaking german either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405659
one of the humans here hates thier feet touched by another or anything else for that matter. Watching that video,, Muhahhaaha iam sure they went ugghhhhh .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405663
these game shows beat the hell out of the price is inflation errr right in the states !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405660
assholes! its a fairly newborn camel, and by pushing on its sinus cavity like that , chances are it wont do well as it matures. I can wonder what happend to the mother. what a bunch of losers for a few shits and giggles. Stick it where the sun wont shine toots. I´ll vacation anywhere but there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405655
um,, i have to disagree, iam sure there was a cargo door open. otherwise how can all those ppl during summer time watch tv ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405632
What a beautiful chocalate lab chino is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Labs are great dogs,one of my owners had a black lab, best dog in the world. Very loving and obident and smart. Chino pup, you look like you have some great owners!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405671
no worse then say a sit and spin right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405669
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even the pranksters jumped when it went off.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!

This afternoon the humans hung up some outside xmas lights all around the balcony . Took em a bit as one is a perfectionist galore. So they wrapped the lights round and round and plugged em in and presto, it was magic! Soon how ever the perfectionist got the better of em and they set about rearranging the lights and went to replug them in and poof, at the very end of the lights , one foot was dark. No signs of life inside that light roll. They felt like Clark Grisswald when he went ape shit with xmas lights yanno? After a few the lights started to blink on and off on the spot where it wasint working. After it driving the humans nuts, they went back outside and moved the light cable and boom, It Worked !!! Maybe a short or they wrapped the lights too tight but either way tonight was the first time since the humans had the blinds installed that i got to see some stars and the moon ! oh and of course the pretty xmas lights too.

Other then that nothing really new here. I think the humans are just doing the outside light thing this yr. Seems they just arent really into the holiday spirit due to the stuff that happend back in august and again in october. And yet again in Nov too. Cant say i blame em yanno? Well its about time where i meander off this blog and go plop my large fuzzy warm butt next to ´´the spolier´´ and murphy for some massive heat sucking and exchanging. Thanks for stopping on by and having a look. Take care pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that save ppl and pets lifes too. Heros you gals and guys are .!!! Talk again maybe tomorow folks, till then,,,,

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend editon for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

HUMP DAY!!!!

And tomorow for some, its the day of over eating and having to pretend to like your inlaws too.! So lets try to get into full swing of the holiday turkey fest ok? First things, first though, the iraq numbers must be posted.

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Tony Snows Haunting Numbers In Iraq,Sunday: 4 US Soldiers, 33 Iraqis Killed, 61 Iraqis Wounded,,,Monday: 35 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 2 Coalition Soldiers, 62 Iraqis Killed; 21 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Wednesday: 1 US Soldier, 26 Iraqis Killed; 24 Iraqis Wounded .

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Ass medal awards for some ? videos out there.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-blonde-mic-check.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i kinda feel sorry for her,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/when-fake-fighting-goes-bad.html
he did ask em twice to remove the cigarette from his mouth,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-guy-takes-down-big-dude.html
hmmm,, lotta use of the N word here during this fight. the little dude landed one that left the other dude shocked, and bleeding too.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-clips-speeding-biker.html
if the police did that on purpose then they deserve a mobbing.

http://www.break.com/index/double-wall-backflips.html
these guys will be next generation of circus performers.

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-takes-out-model.html
he did try to dicth it and not run into her,,,nice try no cigar though .

http://www.break.com/index/girl-knocked-out-in-alley-fight.html
someone wanna try and explain what took place there? other then chaos and ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403213
yanno what i mean vern? shame this dude died, he was pretty funny back in the day.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403202
something differant,,,,for music lovers looking for some new talent. I never heard of her before so dont shoot .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403189
wonder if it also fried his i-pod too? not too bright there colby. but then again you are named after cheese!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403183
Good advice,,,,,for every smoker out there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403181
Did he by chance give a gremlin water? MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403184
High times would love this dude. And here my owners thought they were all that for growing a orange tree from seed. actually 4 of em and some peppers too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403178
DAMN! did she ever cold cock his ass to the ground. Course he had to be ´´da man´´ and hit her back. Glad for the other dude that said if you hit her again ´´theres about to be a rumble in the bronx´´ !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403175
fun with balloons,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403158
he must considering the crazy chit going on in the world.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403171
what a piss poor example this biker sets for others. EDDIOTTTT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403147
never knew that many airbags from various cars can make something go boom boom !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403148
rednecks,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403159
Gee ,, what a toss up here,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403131
wasderfaces brother knocked him out in summer school in catskill ny back in 1985. Mikey hit the floor and didint get up again.Seems mikey has issues from long past due events?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-reaction-to-choke-out.html
one of my owners played this game when they were in HS, not smart, figure thats why they are the way they are today.?

http://www.break.com/index/dare-dodges-cop-car.html
again , one of my owners had this happend to them as they were coming home from cannan conn. lakeview plastic corp is where they worked and took a back road to get back inside nys via rt 22. So a deer jumped out , they were doing 50 mph and the deer hit the front rubber bumper, flew over the roof and that was about it. No damage to the car, come the next spring after the winter now melted, there lay the rib cage of a deer in a field about 20 ft from the road.

http://www.break.com/index/chuck-norris-picks-a-candidate.html
um that is a fake add right? wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/ski-base-jumper-accident.html
hes up, hes walking, he just raised his HMO rates by 40% too.

http://www.break.com/index/streaker-at-beckham-game.html
streakers and why they can always out run the sercurity ppl!

http://www.break.com/index/the-best-diver-in-france.html
he has skill no?

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-cant-handle-the-weight.html
no offence but the forklift did look alittle crappy and small for something that big,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sled-needs-longer-runway.html
Not good. slamming into glass windows, even on a wintery day via a sled just wont please the insurance companies today.

http://www.break.com/index/back-flip-wrestling-move.html
watching the matrix movies payed of for this dude and his wrestling class.

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-needs-quick-bathroom-break.html
wow, you could actually hear the panic in his voice as he gave the weather report, all the while wondering what his own personal weather report might look like if does not get to the TOILET NOW!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404064
um was that his dead sister laying in bed or his puppet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404082
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404076
keith richards hes not!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404067
oops didint know he was still on the air as he let skippy from sports take it away.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404022
kinda looks like a HALO game huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404023
bet he was made to take a blood test after that on the work mishap. was that MJ by any chance?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404107
get more from your wi-fi with this?! seems like so.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fae_1195587967
more taser happy cops in the US!! and no rights read? wtf.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=909_1195540416
gator hunt,, 2007. glad these good folks stepped in to save some ones sick version of archery practice!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

Well tomorows the big day for first time in laws. I really feel sorry for all the daughter in laws out there who will attemp to impress ´´ma´´ with thier version of how to make a great turkey with all the trimmings. Lets hope the ´´ma´s´´ of this world stay out of the sauce and not make comments about ´´dry meat ´´ or ´´lumpy gravy´´. Just eat up and shut up :)

For the rest it means spending time with some ppl whom you just cannot stomach for more then once a year. My heart goes out to you folks. Kinda glad here, in germany ´´wasderface´´ isint forcing thanksgiven on ´´the spoiler´´ this yr. Sure it sucks us cats wont get any turkey meat but at least theres no debating over who has to soak and scrape out the turkey pan this year :) Or who has to sit next to so in so with the old person smell. Plus not to mention the familys closet drunks who come out across the globe on thanksgiven and break something.

So with that, we here at this blog would like to wish you all a happy thanksgiven and hope it all runs smoothly for you too. Take care and talk to you probably ,,not again this week. Look for cain and his weekend edition. Oh and make sure you stocked up on the alka seltzer too.

Happy Thanksgiven To You and Yours From The Crew At MVFTLB!!!

CIAO!

MvB

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!