My View From The Litter Box!

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Hump Day, And Its Draging Ass Mood. Be prepared!!!

As you can see the humans didint vacume the rug this week! Yeppers thats just how much hair i shed. Ok aside from the Great Gall Of China and its hosting the summer games, I really hope more ppl boycott the opening ceremony. Just say no, dont watch it, hell, grab your game controller and play some ps2 or rent a movie for that one day/night . Now then, let us begin,,,

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The war count in Iraq, or just ´´numbers´´ for some.

Monday: 5 US Soldiers, 51 Iraqis Killed; 143 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 22 Iraqis Killed; 59 Iraqis Wounded,,,Wednesday: 7 US Soldiers, 40 Iraqis Killed; 107 Iraqis Wounded.

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LOOK THERE! NumbNuts on the net?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/myspace-girl-beaten-by-cheerleaders_1.html
I hope the judge sets a example for these so called ladies and slaps em with felony charges of kidnapping !

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-falls-off-stage.html
awww poor little girl. but her sneakers are cool.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-blonde-gets-rid-of-one-night-stand.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/jeep-runs-over-two-spectators1.html
that exhaust burn had to hurt .

http://www.break.com/index/100mph-line-drive-off-head.html
DAMN!!! hope hes ok after taking that head shot.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-pranks-mom.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! great april fools prank,, and sorry mom .

http://www.break.com/index/model-falls-through-runway_1.html
MMAF!!! dont they tell the walkway ppl where not to step during fashion shows?

http://www.break.com/index/blow-dryer-filled-with-powder.html
um,,,,,its probably fake but he did do good with the fake tears though.

http://www.break.com/index/mom-scared-to-death-by-spider.html
MMAF!!! for a second there i thought that was rosanne bar when she was served with divorce papers from tom arnold!

http://www.break.com/index/chain-surfing-on-street.html
pretty cool chain surfing dude, no really.

http://www.break.com/index/hi-speed-motorcycle-chase.html
if thats in Italy iam sure the police are used to this type of chase game.

http://www.break.com/index/two-moms-fail-at-spring-break.html
Some moms suffer from emtpy nest syndrome, in this case it looks like a case of glad they are gone , now tell me where the cool partie are , syndrome!

http://www.break.com/index/student-builds-paintball-tank.html
This young man had talent!! check out his model tank he built, way cool and awesome!!!!!!

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i wont comment on to how those puppies are going to look on her at the age of 40,,,,,,

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dude should have used to warm soda cans from the same make, and opened one up to measure the temp and then , did the make a warm soda cold video.

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ODD!

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um, drummer dude,, with that piss poor attitude about some shitty gig, and of course that oh so short clip, are we to believe your bands any good? show more, be less pissy and you just might start a fan club.

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is this Todd Benjimans new replacement on CNNs money? love the unmade bed in the background,

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and yes that are that big in germany. and fall with might as well.

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its only killed 27 test pilots and failed numerous test, but they say its ready,,,ahem.

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guess some ppl are ingnorant when it comes to a cancer patient trying to keep up with video games.

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there really is no fucking comment for this type of child abuse,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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wacked!!!

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the first road runner looked sharp. there wasint any of that low rider shit in the front and had a nice tight sound to it, the second one,, wayyyy pimped out for a decent race.

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issues?

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this moron somehow is back on break.com.. but as one poster said, now his car plates are visable hehhe

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great dog owner and cool looking dog too.

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um, perhaps the warm sunny weather may have made others decide to stay off the ice?

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is this what police do on lunch break or what?

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looks and sounds better then the old cage method.

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MMAF!!! cool cat, cooler turtle.

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when one of my owners was a kid there wasint any microwaves around, so they just roasted peezs and other easter marshmellow on a the gas stove with a fork. Shit was hard to clean off if it dripped down inside.

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at this point and time it wouldint surprise me at all.

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MMAF!!!!!!! cory feldman,, UGH this is bad folks.

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the kettle ball is harder then it looks and really does shape the stomach and lower back not to mention the arms.

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MMAF!!!!!!!!! no comment,,,,

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i dont many ppl that sleep with thier laptop,,,,

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now thats soccer folks!

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wow,,and no alligator ate em either.

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MMAF!!!!!!!! this dudes nuts but funny.

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News From The House Of Murphy ,,,and co.

Nothing. its getting boring here folks. We did have the day light savings time thing , which threw my sleeping skills off like Oprah s latest ratings % um yeah thats how bad. I cant get used to the humans going to bed later and getting up earlier. Its like, iam awake untill ´´the spoiler´´ goes to bed, but find myself getting up at night and walking around this place unable to sleep.

Of course, there is cain to always go find and play kick the younger brothers buttocks. But even with this gleeful game has its draw backs. It wakes the humans during the weekend and or during the week, making for some pretty snippy names made up on the spot that i was called. Scagous was one of em, followed by little prick, and the runner up for third was little bastids! I can feel the love cant you? But when cain comes after me as iam sleeping deeply, the humans laugh at this stunt and think its cute? wtf?

Anyways thats about the lowdown here in germany for us cats. The humans are doing well, alles is great and stuffage. But what do you expect from typical white ppl? (ahhhhhhhahahaha,, got ya on that didint i? ) Thats it from here,, so remember to let the cat in before going to bed, dont drown your fish in the bathtub or chuck your guppies in the dryer either. If you have issues humans, dont take it out on us pets. Just soak a phone book in some water, let it drain, grab it tight like and hit the sob upside the head that took a piss in your wheaties!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.´´ Samuel Jones Tillden .

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya folks and IAM BACK! I know It was with great shame that the weekend edition was done by murphy. He has not the style or charm such as I, Cain has. With my apologies, lets blog this baby already.

´´Did I Say That´´?

http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2008/04/03/mukasey/index.html Just reading this alone made my skin crawl. Either this so called ´´true american´´ is lying thru his blue tinted lips with the scales of rotton flesh hanging off of them , or the stupid old bastard let slip THE TRUTH about 9/11!

Not only is this man a piece of shit who should be tossed out of office and waterboarded to find out the truth, he should also lose his pension, and have no round the clock protection once his sorry ass it tossed out. Thats alot of lies by many who were commisioned to make the 9/11 report and leave that as its final . Seems this bottom feeder either knew more then he let on or is lying to scare the american ppl again about the big bad boogie man. You sir, are not a american, you can go live in china . Its there Iam sure you would fit in just fine , along with your cronnies as well.
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All you ´´Tony´s hide your faces, all you necons singing in the streets, the worlds going to fall on you.´´

war count,, numbers for the week of,,,Thursday: 1 US Airman, 47 Iraqis Killed, 78 Wounded,,Friday: 34 Iraqis Killed, 34 Wounded,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12637 for saterday. Sunday: 4 GIs, 63 Iraqis Killed; 31 GIs, 62 Iraqis Wounded.
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Massive Madness ?!?!?!?

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COOL TUNE!!!!!!! anyone know the song ? also great wavers too!

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oh hell yes he sucks!!!!!!!

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cfp803 says:
Darvaza Flaming Crater:This crater is located in the Turkmenistan desert. It is called the Darvaza flaming crater. It is 60 meters in diameter and 20 meters deep. It was not caused by volcanic activity or meteorite impact. It was created in the 50's when the Soviets were prospecting for natural gas ignited the area. Its it's been burning ever since.

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NOW THATS BAD ASS!!

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And yet they keep milking it,, look you fell and your black underware is nasty, NEXT.

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In the box bitch!

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you HID the camera? ok but at least your kid likes the HOT STUFF from donna summers tune.

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Issues? who would by that crappy old game? oh wait, those 30 something dudes that havint got laid yet?

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REPOST and FAKE!!!!!!!!!

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and he barfed afterwards,,,,,,,,all to make 400 $?

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Wait,, first accent was that of a so called british, then came the hick?

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UGH this macho dillwad pukes after begging for his nad sack to get hit. wtf?

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the JOWELS that know no peace!!!!!!!!!!! pigman lives?

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um this happend on SNL a few yrs back.

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um,, dudes,, that is pathetic to say the least!

http://www.break.com/index/polish-bully-one-punched.html
drunk and stupid dont mix well for this wanna be bad ass. love the one shot to the face!

http://www.break.com/index/referee-from-the-matrix.html
dude had to have been a former boxer or a police officer working the druggie drunk night shift.

http://www.break.com/index/santa-cruz-ecstasy-girl.html
um,, wtf? why take drugs when she is already wacked from the get go?

http://www.break.com/index/two-guys-one-rope.html
welcome to the human rodeo ! WOOO HOOO!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-pulls-off-380.html
Very nice,,, NEXT

http://www.break.com/index/awareness-test-part-two.html
HA HA HA HA,,

http://www.break.com/index/westboro-church-gets-rick-rolld.html
he could have picked a better song but love his message anyways.

http://www.break.com/index/dad-scares-kids-with-fake-knife-wound.html
when daddy cries wolf to many times,, um the kids will just walk over his body!

http://www.break.com/index/tug-boat-tips-over.html
not a very bright tug boat captian!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-magic-stick-prank.html
and they wonder about the MOLD build up inside the hall carpets?

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-player-better-have-good-hiding-place.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/annoying-devil-keeping-fit.html
MMAF!!! not some of his best work but the annoying devil did deliver a few .

http://www.break.com/index/tazer-rigged-to-chair.html
pretty sure he baked his nads on that chair.

http://www.break.com/index/big-daves-power-slap.html
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/racecar-takes-turn-a-bit-too-tight.html
basicaly what the announcer said was,, wait, moment,, accident,, ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/millionaire-tazed-by-cops.html
lawsuite!!!!

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No comment.

http://www.break.com/index/bear-playing-hockey.html
SICK!

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just feel the love!

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i really hope some ppl watch this and think wow these are my friends,, yrs later you let them baby sit your dog or cat. REMORSE? what a bunch of fucking losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Um , it wasint ment to walk on morons.

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wow,,nice house , pool and a caged trampoline,, what more can a american idiot ask for?

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FAKE!!!!!!

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Another retarded weekend it seems?

http://www.break.com/index/water-balloon-prank.html
MMAF!!! remmeber the saying ´´i can run faster mad then you can scared´´!

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hows those top non existing teeth working for you?

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queen will never be queen again without the fredster.

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MMAF!!!!!!

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I guess some guys love the idea of having thier nuts smooshed by various objects.

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what a bunch of sore losing crying little bastids. Grow up EDDIOTS

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thought boxers were mild mannerd dogs? this one hate frogs its seems haha:/

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! run KIMBO RUN!!!!

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the songs pretty good, the videos are ?????

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um,,,,,,,, no comment.

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um, what is so ooooooooooh about that again?

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one of my owners has never been on a roller coaster before but if they do, they would like the man filming and laughing evil like to go with them and hold thier hand .

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depends dude,, really buy some and wear em around your friends.

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again, when the time comes mr. roller coaster filmer man, can you hold my owners hand?

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the ideas for this one are endless hmmmmm,,,,

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i bet that did hurt, before and after,,,

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hes the test bunny in case he wasint aware of it.

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far to much beer for some ppl MMAF!!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF US CATS!

Nothing new going on. Ive become fatter and the humans dont know what to do to help me lose weight. Now it seems i sleep alot and snooze bigtime. I mean even with the tv on or late at night when every one is sleeping my snoring wakes up folks and of course murphy.

But thats the thing, I can only play around the house at night when ´´wasderface´´ is awake late and race around the place. During the day i try that and murphy has to get all pissy and we end up fighting. So i said , pfft and take naps,, all day into the early eveing untill the dillwad goes to bed with ´´´the spoiler´´ and i have the place to myself. Its not fair folk. If i die i shall blame my brother for keeping me under the stairs or hidden somewhere untill little lord pisspot wants to retire for the eveing. ´´wasderface´´ has started to intervene in this since friday and I hope they keep it up and let murphy know he dont rule this place! think scarface !

We were let outside on the balcony the other day, seems it was a small snow squaw and this made it a second time i saw snow and was outside during so. Its nice but makes my feet wet. Um, what else can i bore you folks with,, nothing. So with that, lemme just wish you all working class heros a good start to the week, and dont hit your boss. Take great care fine pet owners and lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you Gals and Guys are.!!

Look for murph come this wednesday, till then be good and be good at it. Oh and happy spring too :)

Regards,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Its Just Another Manic Hump Day!

Hello and welcome back to my blog. Seems wasderface was talking to thier grandma who at the age of 93 has more wise words then any talk show /blog shrill could hope to have. Granny isint happy with the hillary and obama fight, which she states will divide the party and let that crazy man (MCcain) inside the whitehouse. Her words were,, ´ its sad to see ppl fight over a canidate based not on thier merit but on a person choice based on race. I wish Al gore would run! He is a good man, and did alot for earth and taught ppl to care abit more and how to fight global warming. What has hillary or obama done? Nothing but raise millions of money to get a job that pays 400,000 grand a yr? why? Some of that money could have been used to help thier fellow mankind out such as those still struggling with katrina and those poor ppl in greenbourg kansas! They lost everything and no one cares about them, just about how much money they shove to thier canidate ! EGO! Let gore run and let him pick the Vp as he sees fit ,and if he picks Obama as a VP i hope the mans not that full of himself where he would turn it down! , If he does turn it down then you will see just how shallow he was , and the same for that hillary woman too! ´´

Now this granny has been thru 2 world wars, came to the states in the early 50s and rasied a family with nothing more then the her and husbands clothes on thier back. They had jack shit and worked and worked to save!!! Today saving is a joke but credit is the answer to everything? yeppers. I will have to agree with wassderfaces granny when she says Al Gore should run and end this ego race between two babies that waaaaaaaaa all the time. Where is this bitch fest between white and black , male and female benifiting the USA? its not,, so think about that folks. GORE or nothing at all.

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The War count /Tony snows ´´numbers´´!Sunday: 144 Iraqis, 2 Americans Killed, 59 Iraqis Wounded,,Monday: 2 US Soldiers, 50 Iraqis Killed; 41 Iraqis Wounded ,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 23 Iraqis Killed; 16 Iraqis Wounded,,Wednesday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 29 Wounded.

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This weeks ass medal awards for the dumbest on the net, enjoy the show folks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480006
I would take the pool! sorry folks but babies are like fine china to me, plus the humans would yell at me when i went to sniff and check the kid out!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480000
cool rapper,, actually a good rap song.

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so many wakes, so little time to get out of the way of one.

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just really no comment,,,

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cool animal clip. before you shoot it , know it and learn more about it!

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MMAF!!!!!!! that dude should become a gym teacher at some local high school!

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dude,, stick that up your arse! and thats my comment with your threat too.

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what a dumb bitch to let that happen to her fish and a asshole for doing that on a full stomach. I hope the scales scraped your colon bigtime!

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pooping your pants over this little fun is a sign of high stress dude. take some imoduimun

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There are some tots that like to bath in thier food, as this video clearly shows.

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shut the fuck up!

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what a dillwad!!!!! Heres where kimbo needs to enter the pic and grab em after hes slammed to ground and ask em,, ´´DID YOU LEARN A LESSON BITCH´´?!

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should have added some baggy pants and party lights.

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spencer looks alot like a woman, i mean dude the man tits are enough to throw us all off .

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since when did jack black do dance routines?

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Um what kind of college is that? and what type of sit down dinner affair was that again?

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well how dumb do you have to be ? jeeze

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i hear that claude van damn started out this way too,, kicking over plastic cups,,,

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thats all i really needed to see dude!

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great cars, nice gtrs and some cool tunes!

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Pretty stupid! What moron puts a to tight baby polo shirt on a cat and thinks its funny when the cat flops over from either unable to breathe or heat stroke? run away kitty run far away from these losers!

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hows that broken tailbone working out for you dude? yeah i bet it hurt.

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repost! still stupid,, and i bet the dude that got hit is still stuck in a 4 year college after being there for 5 years now!

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sad this asshole thinks he is funny by taking drugs, then letting ppl punch em in the face. Dude you are the epitmy of a loser bigtime.

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just think,, these are the future of america.

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the truth us out there,, so says this dude. wow, quite the character.

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why yes i always tell ppl to drive thier trucks into lakes,, then wonder wtf happend.

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i bet he felt like a real moron doing that. and probably got his ass kicked too.

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MMAF!!!! ok but the kid laughing sounds nuts!

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things kids do for fun in a town with nothing to do but this,,,

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! she probably did it because of his nosiy eating habbits?

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wtf,,,,,,,,,,??

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Now that had to hurt, mats or no mats!

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sack slapping 101! some guys will never had children .

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Not too bad live. sounds like a good band.

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i fully expected someone to drop punch this dude,, but he did get one dollar for his attempts.

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bet the folks booing dipshit are the same ones that voted for him ´´twice´´.

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um,,,,,,,what are these guys again?

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MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pugs rock, and this pug is zare cool.

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wow if she hang up like that then she has one big ass ego to match that ass of hers as well.

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MMAF!!!!!!!! and no comment.

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i guess helmets just are cool to wear for some morons huh?

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MMAF!!!!!!!! that one poor woman ran off after that cpr lesson.

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hes probably lucky none of the parents grabbed em and beat his ass after that MMAF!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=479883
pretty good and excellent attitude too!

http://www.break.com/index/guitar-hero-nut-shot.html
what the hell did he fill the sneaker with, cement?

http://www.break.com/index/tumbler-considers-change-of-hobby.html
seems she or he didint count thier flips,,,,,bet that had to hurt.

http://www.break.com/index/wakeboarder-slams-into-boey.html
see what happens when you show off for the camera? bad things bad,, very bad.

http://www.break.com/index/airhorn-prank-causes-wipeout.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-tennis-player-hurts-himself.html
Think this tennis player has some issues? damn dude,, just throw the racket and stop beating yourself with it!

http://www.break.com/index/hillarys-fcking-obama.html
better version of hillary ..f..cking obama!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480997
cool, see some folks dont know that cats have to be burped at a young age.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480993
now , how to rearrange the funiture to hide all those burn marks on the carpet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480984
MMAF!!!!!!!!! check out the last dudes reaction with the topless gtr player.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480983
MMAF!!!! really isint it time stalone gave up making those rocky movies?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480978
UGH!!!!!!!! thats really gross.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480980
MMAF!!! well they are built like a man,, but act like a lady.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480979
MICHAEL!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480975
WOW!! there are some gentlemen in the world after all.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480971
No no no,, wrong way!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480963
great tv series,, watch it sometime.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-revenge-on-girlfriend-for-headache.html
they say revenge is sweet i suppose he got even with her over the slap across the head with the oven cookie sheet attack. This couple will flourish in life iam sure! MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/stupid-kid-jumps-into-cactus.html
I hope he was promised something like a 12 pack of beer or some ones ps3 game to play for doing something really fucking stupid.

http://www.break.com/index/supermodel-naked-stalker-prank.html
repost and stupid fake crap as well.

http://www.break.com/index/garbage-man-scare-prank-backfires.html
another repost at least this one is funny

http://www.break.com/index/classic-dartmouth-tour-group-prank.html
I ponderd as to why it showed the ´´cool ones´´? Iam sure those cool ones sat on the members of SADD during thier high school sr year. Now they just plain suck! Ahh those frat parties,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/5-april-fools-office-pranks.html
I really wonder about that last prank and that blonde! doubtful she eats anything.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480606
maybe some guys dont like all that head on thier beer bongs?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480602
maybe a fresh bath? my one owner had a dauchund that did the same after a bath! ran around the house like mad too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480588
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480584
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=480584
That last lady was smart ;)

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE, in the middle of the cul de sac!

Nothing really new here folks. Seems with the daylight savings kicking into place, the humans have had a tough time of it .One of my owners read that daylight savings was invented during the 80s while another said they were told it was invented during the first world war to save on coal and lamp oil. Dunno whos right but it has us cats as well sleeping odd hours too.

I did learn a knew trick with ´´wasderface´´! Trust me folks they arent my fav as ´´The spoiler´´ is my true love, abber when the humans lay on the L shaped sectional here and watch tv, they sometimes fall asleep. I want in on thier laps. so i did notice that ´´wasderface´´ nods off with their legs crossed indian style. Dammit! theres no room for me to get inside the legs of warmth and snuggle! So i figured out how to end that.i simply paw scratch a few times and Presto! i have the V shaped leg nest from the human. Its there that i can snuggle and suck body heat from em too :) !

Till Cain comes into the pic.! boy hes fatter then the repigs bank accounts, those that are doing time in prison too! Now that is fat. Either way cain jumps and stomps his way on to the human cat sleeping /napping time and lays on ´´wasderfaces´´ left shoulder, as if he was at a bar and leaning up against it.

I like this new deal we have going on! I get to sleep in the valley of the two legged human and cain gets sloppy seconds as he has to breathe in thier departing air from the lungs! Only thing that didint jive well with me,, ´´wasderface´´ fluffed!

yeah it happens i know but not when i sleeping so close to thier ass. It was nasty folks, and after that i left and now make it priority to sleep with my ass facing thiers. Meat farts arent cool for a cat to inhale. YES i know we do the same but name me one human that slept between a cats legs???! See?

Some are probably shocked at this post,, but then again if you are a human how do you know you never fluffed in your pets face? You think we sleep all the time you sleep? hell no.. we explore and wander off the bed and back again.

Ok seems its my time to get off this blog. Thanks for stopping on down and reading it,, or not! Cains up this weekend, with his edition, look for it when your really bored and cant go out ! Dont beat your fish or chain your children, be good to others and be good at what you do. Most important, make sure you let the cat in before going to bed, danke. Love the dog, kiss the rabbit and be a better person towards nature and it will be nice towards you.

Till then,,

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,, True philosophers who are burning with love for truth and learning never see themselves . . . as wise man, brim- full of knowledge . . . For most of them would admit that even the very greatest number of things of which we know is only equal to the very smallest fraction of things of which we are ignorant. Nor are these philosophers so addicted to any kind of tradition or doctrine that they suffer themselves to become their slaves, and thus lose their liberty. -William Harvey.

CIAO!!!

MvB.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/22yearold_arms_dealer_under_investigation_established_0328.html

Have you choked yet lately from the news? Oh dear americans, who woe is me help me god, trust and believe in thy repigs voted into power, have you paid enough now? Hows that pension fund working out for you folks? How is that fab job suddenly gone working out for you? And dont you just love the idea of this kid above , who bilked taxpayers out of ?? From your USA GOVERMENT!!!! Just who was the complete moron that gave this kid the contract? the ppl that decided so?TREASON i declare!

wtf,,,,,,,,,ill get back to that,, in the mean time,,,

Tony snow and his its just numbers, continues,,222 Iraqis, 1 US Soldier, 3 US Contractors Killed Thursday,,,Friday: 101 Iraqis, 1 US Soldier Killed, 190 Iraqis Wounded,,,Saturday: 143 Iraqis, 2 US Soldiers Killed, 230 Iraqis Wounded

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SO far as what i can find for a few shits and giggles via video. have a great hahahaha on me !

http://www.break.com/index/longboarding-downhill-in-the-rain-goes-bad.html
great message for ´´long boarders´´ or whatever they are called. Glad to know this dudes ok.

http://www.break.com/index/grandpa-faceplants-on-dyno-roller.html
damn! Santa claus almost got his leg ripped off by a dyno roller! ÖÖÖ

http://www.break.com/index/more-video-of-lifelike-robotic-dog.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/03/27/the-eight-most-insane-victory-celebrations-of-all-time/
tapping out is for bitches!

http://www.break.com/index/monkey-riding-mini-bike.html
i felt kind of bad watching that. poor mini monkey.

http://www.break.com/index/busta-rhymes-owns-stupid-british-woman.html
hey when a mans got to go to the bathroom he has to go. Busta had to go, deal with it!

http://www.break.com/index/womens-pool-anchor-freudian-drawing.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477897
oldie but a goodie worst start for a F1 race!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477899
wow,, wonder if dr. dolittle would approve?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477898
great licks there dude! Nice to see its a real guitar and not some game.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477893
europes very own myth busters,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477882
old accident from yrs back but still shocking to see yrs later.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478444
The right of drunken passage?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478439
more of the same,, but this time number 7 gets a broken tooth, oh joy!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478293
i swear one of those guys was howard stern. either way they all got a free ´´i wish i wasint married look´´.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478436
um maybe that was inside a gay arab bar? or something,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478430
is that monica lewinsky??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478432
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! the old nobody and i mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478425
um reallyyyyyyyyyyy no comment !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478438
Now that was pretty damn good, and look that biker wore all the protective gear one is supposed to wear too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478421
someone should have thrown in a live yiddish band! wow that so sucked,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478429
oh comon! thats so weak. do what one of owners did when they were kids, toss some lighter fluid inside the hand, then hold down the bic lighter and then flick it!

http://www.break.com/index/another-pool-nutshot-prank-victim.html
jeeze the one dude laughing sounds like it was his balls that were busted.

http://www.break.com/index/why-you-should-always-defrost-your-windsheild.html
one time at car shop there was a kid that didint defrost his winsheild and well,, this is what happend.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478443
another bike wheelie another bad ending, there has been alot of em posted, hope this isint a repost.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478446
ok Werbung means commerical in german, and realitie means reality, and thus here are the food commericals that look yummy but in reality look like crap!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478442
repost but a good one. Itchy butt kitty. MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478415
is that art garfunkels son or some dude happy with some weed?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478407
pretty cool but i bet they used more then one car. some of those jumps would have crippled the front suspension.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478402
just what the hell is this cat so afraid of that he speaks in tounges? poor kitty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478403
MMAF!!!!! Yeah id say thats worth some money, great timing with the tune.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478401
wtf?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment...

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478400
probably fake but it might have happend at one point in time. One of my owners thought i was the house phone and grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and poked my nose to answer the ´´phone´´! iam not a phone dammit iam a cat! course this was back in thier sleep walking stage.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478375
this is a crack pot army of ? they cant shoot or aim for shit when it comes to the rpg, there are no cordinates giving and no m-60 gunner travels alone without a feeder and stand. its a bunch of shit basicaly made to make ppl go ooooooh and ahhhhhhhhh. EDDIOTS!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478359
wow now thats a car that wasint built on a monday or a friday. good to know in case my owners get hit by one of these!

http://www.break.com/index/korean-drummer-rocks-out.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! i think he was a sub drummer, quick fill in who just wanted to GTFO there and go back home to slam .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478489
UG!!!!!!!!!!! hell no shes not hot! dude thats like,, nevermind,, but ugh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478490
as a cat, id say that pup is a new action toy hehhehehe.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478486
thats it?!!!!!!!!!!! on a bike? dude when you hit 180 + get back to us.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478487
no comment really,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478485
the new health care in america?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478475
temp life!!!!!!! ha should be made into a game with the worlds economy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478465
OWNED!!!!!!!!!! great drive thru lady.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478468
they gave the pussy a one min time out because he was out of breath? oh comon folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478470
gee, where is the THORPEDO? ahh he dropped out at the age of 22 due to a drug scandle.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478453
very coo.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478459
NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478457
third place beats no place on the podium!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=478451
sad and RIP dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477880
Oh hes a bright one that lad! NOT.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477876
who are these little gangster losers again? comon,, go beat up your sister barbie doll ffs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477878
um no comment,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477874
looks cheesy folks. hacksaws ? comon its a has been done that tv media shock from yrs ago.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477866
reminds me of a old joke, whats soft and brown and sits on a piano bench?,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477872
battle balls!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477855
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477863
wtf is this dude? part of the once powerfull mafia crew?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477849
this could have been part of the summer games in china, cept they boiled all the alley cats alive!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477850
dammit where was this kid during art class? BRILLIANT!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477856
Radical flying dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=477839
thanks dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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News from the House Of Murphy and,,,,,others.

Well aside from the crazy shit going on in washington , the brain childs in power, the US slowly becoming a thing of the past, and folks wondering when the other shoe will drop, not alot to tell ya folks. Iam doing the weekend edition as you can tell. Cain did a mid week blog post due to events that kinda of left us changing our routine around. Cant say iam a fan of weekend editions but for the few loyal fans i managed to conjure up, ill do it anyways!!!!!

Weather had been wacked here,, snow, sleet sun. It cant make its mind up, sort of like how the dems cant make thier mind up over who they want to be the nominie for the presidental canidte. The more they drag thier heels on this the more john Mccain gets in more and more. Folks here in germany have already said that if john Mccain becomes president, you can kiss goodbye america pie! Life as they once knew it will be a thing of the past. Just remember another country not so long ago that treated its ppl like garbage and had only a few select folks allowed to be free,, South africa ring a bell? Except this time its not about color but about $$$$$ who has it and how much it can buy freedom! On that note, iam out of here, as its weekend and i want my freedom from the laptop!

Thanks for stopping on down and having a look at my blog, or not! Talk to you fine folks come again wednesday. Till then be strong , dont beat your fish, make sure to let the cat in before going to bed and dont blame the dog for that odd odor. Be nice and well,, thats it.

Words of wisdom,,,,, ´´Expect the worst,, Hope for the Best´´. FKB 1954.

CIAO!!!!!

MvB.