THE WEEKEND EDITION!

Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. As you can see in the above picture, it was nippley week last, here in germany. Otherwise there would be no way in hell id have my face that close to murphys ass and vice versa. Yes fight, bitch and argue but in the end,, sucking of body heat remains top priority! Ok lets get this done and be on mad mad merry way,,,,,,.
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DANNY BOY! http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html

Not for those under the age of 18.

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Maybe someday a name will be placed with this childs face, untill then here are the war stats for the week ending. http://antiwar.com/updates/

Just hope this kid is still alive to tell his story.

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Videos Of Mass Confusion!

http://www.break.com/index/snowmobiler-almost-pulls-off-double-backflip.html
crazy fun time in the snow,,,,,wonder what would have happend if he didint make that last flip,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/husband-pranks-wife-and-kid.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/the-tree-terminator.html
Paul Bunnion would have gotten a hard on watching this one.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-arsonists-set-themselves-on-fire.html
watch for the flamming minni cooper!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Snow-vs-People-642095.html
amazing he wasint shot, stabbed, or beaten to death.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/The-Fast-Food-Challenge-654243.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN LEAVE!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Molberger-Gainer-flip-gone-wrong-654262.html
ahh yes,, letting your friend suffacate in the snow is priceless!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Idiot-Paparazzi-1-24-09-654233.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/antiquing-654227.html
dude,, ya ever like use bleach for your whites, cause that be some nasty looking pit stains .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fox-News-Guy-Inaugural-Edition-654223.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Freaky-Demon-Attack-654188.html
wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/temptation-654175.html
Awesome drumming dude!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/skier-bails-into-tree-stump.html
Bodie Miller,, the early years.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-prank-call-to-cheating-husband.html
MMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/interesting-tire-repair-method.html
mr fix my truck dude?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-cracks-knee-on-failed-endo.html
dude,, buy a trike and leave the moves to the pros.

http://www.break.com/index/the-presidential-gatling-gun.html
thanks for sharing that info moron.!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-spins-on-chair-till-he-pukes.html
its no wonder his parents took away his sit n spin when he was a toddler.

http://www.break.com/index/doesnt-play-well-with-others.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! now you know who rules the roost in that home. a pussy.!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-presidential-facts.html
shame about those plane crashes,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/650-million-years-in-1-min-20-sec.html
oh crap,, i dont want russia as a neighbor!

http://www.break.com/index/scary-truck-jackknife-accident.html
after it happend i counted ONE person running to rescue. Lotta rubber necking going on though.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-balloon-animal-commercial.html
MMAF!!! great commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/joaquin-phoenix-falls-off-stage.html
easy there dude,,,,,,,dont want to end up like yanno dead.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-buddy-fishing.html
matt,, your fat ass moron, who taught you how to fish?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-sleeping-girlfriend.html
if she were smart,, she would wait a month, buy a bottle of booze, get him drunk and use her waxing strips on the inside of his ass hairs!!!!!!!! Now that would win 400 bucks bigtime.

http://www.break.com/index/protester-knocked-out-cold-by-nightstick.html
wasint kinda of overkill on the cops part?

http://www.break.com/index/student-tackled-and-arrested-for-snowball-throw.html
another asshole cop,,,damn is there something in the water?

http://www.break.com/index/coolest-wrestling-move-ever.html
looked more like a circus act then wrestling.

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-requests-new-song.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/union-pacific-explosion-caught-on-dash-cam1.html
excellent back up skills when you ass is on the line , no!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-soccer-beatdowns1.html
COOL!

http://media1.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/pizza-hut/pizza-hut.html
its real.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-missteps-on-obamas-love-life.html
say what ???????

http://www.break.com/index/cal-ripken-made-out-of-thumb-tacks.html
Id say he is a big fan and pretty good artist too.

http://www.break.com/index/diane-sawyer-seems-a-bit-tipsy.html
oh yeah, she had one to many.

http://www.break.com/index/wrong-numbers.html
i hate those ppl that call and whine about thier life.

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-stripper-falls-off-the-stage.html
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=651710
looks like the chicken was tied down, not really cool.

http://www.break.com/index/car-nearly-crushes-pedestrian.html
that why one should not play with thier Ipod while walking down a street.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-scariest-bridge.html
was that the new bridges Obama said we must repair?

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEAD END ROAD!.

Nothing really new going on. I cain have lost some weight due to diet ive been put on. Its ok for the most part , as when the food is put down i like use it as a all you can eat one price in bioanic time! I can scarf down food faster and store it in my cheeks like a hamster when i see that the humans are coming to pick up the food after a certian time here at night and in the day. Sometimes ill even go upstairs and barf,, and save it for later and eat it. Hey tough times call for tough measures buddy!
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Murph is still a prick. The other day he decided to sleep on ´´wasderfaces ´´ pillow pretty much on top thier head. Kinda looked like Davey crocket , oh and hes been yowling alot due to lack of sunlight. Its like murph snap out of it, i didint make winter so stop with the bitchings. Other then that,, things here remain as they are always,, calm cool and ok. So with that I think ill let you fine pet owners lovers of the world get going. But not before we should thank the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, Heros´s you Gals and Guys are. Take care folks , murph nods his head saying ´´YO´´. Have a good week humans and dont beat the fish or drag your kids for a walk.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity. Or something that may resemble such.

I ATE A PROZAC AND I LIKED IT, HOPE MY OWNERS DONT MIND IT!

The Weekend Edition. !!! Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Lotta shit happening out in the big old mean cold world, gas hostages, ppl freezing, dying,etc. Seems its gonna get worse before it gets better. One thing to look forward to i suppose, you humans in the states get a NEW president. I call him Barack O promise,,,,,,and taking a wait and see attitude. Ok nuff ill get to the prozac part later,, till then,,,,,,
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http://www.antiwar.com/ its all there. Numbers,, tribes, countries etc.


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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html We added a new link for a guy that just tells it like it is. WARNING, not for anyone under the age of 18 (in most states)
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!





http://www.break.com/index/dog-walks-up-stairs-on-two-legs.html
Awesome dog dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Presenting-Heliumboy-649832.html
good job rob,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Amazing-Color-Changing-Jellyfish-649830.html
i think its the lights inside the aquarium,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Darts-To-The-Butt-649829.html
i think the australian guys were better at butt darts.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Laundry-Dog-649827.html
another cool dog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/lowrider-mishap-649806.html
dumb ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Oskar-vs-Herkules-2-Cat-Fight-649776.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! talk about a really good cat (play) fight. Id say the white one lost.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Chick-dancing-at-bar-649770.html
who said lesbians cant dance,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/drivebyfarting.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/pickled-egg-shot-649767.html
pickeled eggs are good.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Police-Chase-649766.html
anything is possible in kentucky,,,,,,trust me folks.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/crazy-grandma-649759.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was that christian ronaldos grandmother?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Street-Wisdom-Part-1-649757.html
i feel safer already,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-year-old-faceplant-649748.html
poor kid but thanks for the MMAF!




http://www.break.com/index/homemade-bomb-creates-gigantic-explosion.html
pretty sure the neighbors windows enjoyed that impact blast.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-taxi-almost-crunches-businessman.html
never ever call that taxi service.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-tape-five-m80s-together.html
and the aftermath was,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bird-strike-causes-emergency-landing.html
birds and jets,,whats up with em these days?

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-slowest-cat.html
sick! who ever filmed it and was hoping for a horrid outcome.

http://www.break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! he will remain a desk sargent.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
all those glass splinters,,,,,,,have fun dbag at the ER.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
riding motor bikes made for tatoo isint cool dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-breaks-nose-doing-pullups.html
um,, try metal next time and hope you can breathe better today.

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-jumper-falls-through-roof.html
did he live?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-jumped-in-mcdonalds.html
McBreak?

http://www.break.com/index/news-footage-of-huge-gaza-explosion.html
like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://www.break.com/index/first-sergeant-knocked-out-by-subordinate.html
sweet hit dude. Enjoy burning shit for the rest of your tour.

http://www.break.com/index/giants-fan-breaks-car-window.html
thats why i hate the giants fans,, pussy ass retards.

http://www.break.com/index/bunny-hop-goes-bad.html
that was done on purpose due to really ?? shorts you were wearing dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-knocked-out-starting-engine.html
who uses a chain start pull anymore? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/super-vicious-back-slam-knockout.html
might be a repost but i bet it hurt like hell regardless.

http://www.break.com/index/raw-footage-hudson-river-plane-crash.html
here on guligans Island?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-trip-and-faceplant.html
probably a real madrid player in future years to come.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Cuban-Healthcare-system-649424.html
of course not , they are commies!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Great-Moments-In-Presidential-Speeches-Compilation-649421.html
OMG and to think he was elected twice. MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Too-Much-Rum-649415.html
moron alert.

http://www.break.com/index/lamp-prank-goes-wrong.html
wasint that a fucking bright idea.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fat-Cat-on-Drugs-Kitty-Nip-649412.html
murphys bigger ,,,,,,,,,and badder too!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-Filming-Bruno-649405.html
is there anyone fucking happy in the states anymore?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Hudson-river-crash-SURVEILLANCE-FOOTAGE-649399.html
god bless peter sully sullenberger!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-finds-crooks-in-ceiling-649395.html
must be a training video but the cops voice at the end sounded less then happy fucking joy joy.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-training-649394.html
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/AMANDA-KNOX-IN-COURT-649393.html
that sick bitch did it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alec-Baldwin-For-AT-T-649392.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-649387.html
part one,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-2-649388.html
part two,,,, someone tell me wtf is the point behind this?




http://www.break.com/index/woman-drives-car-into-building-gap.html
Great car, bad luck and how in the hell did she manage that? oh and excellent rescue job to from the turk officals!!!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-nearly-launched-by-missile.html
ATTENTION all dickheads on deck! Did he not hear the warning or wasint told of this exercise?

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-owned-by-table.html
hows that broken jaw working for ya now dude?



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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE, in the middle of a dead end road.

Seems Murphy ate a prozac the other day/eveving. Yeah one of my owners is on that to help em cope with the crazy shit back in NYS 94 yr old grandma and more and more medicade being cut. I mean wouldint you worry if that was your grandma?

So lemme tell ya how drugs come here in germany. Not in a bottle. They are pretty much still inside thier orginal plastic or foil containers and ya gotta pop em out and use a old CVS bottle from the states . So as the humans were popping em out one fell. On the floor, they didint notice nor did i untill the next morning. I saw murph chewed on it,, the capsule came apart, and he licked some of the stuff that fell out.

HOLY SHIT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!! He was more hyper then Amy winehouse hoping to pass a piss test. His nose turned beet red, ran about the place. Took massive poops and played stalk Me and the humans. It was only after one of the humans asked what has gotten into murphy,, did they see the empty capsule on the floor, chewed and all of its stuff inside gone. This went on for a good part of 8 hrs. The humans called the vet and gave em the dosage and the name and was told,, didint seem like he ate alot of it,, just one lick , thats it took,, thats all it took yeah just one lick. Murph calmed down finaly. In the meantime he was having sweaty toes and a red nose and kept jumping on the humans as they layed on the couch watching tv. Me,, I hid wayyyyyyyyyyyyy under the couch where murphy wont go and braved it out. Glad to say after his high,, he slept like a member of congress trying to pass a fucking bailout bill for the auto union. Peace had settled once again in to our house.

Aside from that,, nothing new really. Same old . I did lose weight as the humans keep the food bowl up after they go to bed. No more midnight snacks etc. I still drink water alot and yeppers,, the humans have to scoop the catbox like 4 times a day due to my pp attack. But other then that,, who can can gripe? Ok Take care fine owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue and save humans and pets lives. HEROS you guys and gals are. Talk to you folks again next weekend. Till then enjoy the new week and the holiday off tomorow and remember why its there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Weekend Edition! Hello folks and welcome back to this blog. Nothing new going on here but sure is alot of shit going on in the news. From russia with love no heat for your nazis to the mideast fighting that just never goes away . It flares up like a case of herpes. Cant someone tell both sides to GTFU already? ok here it is,, zee blog,,,,
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Numbers and News,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=14036


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VIDEOS FROM VARIOUS PLACES!






http://www.break.com/index/why-are-these-guys-so-happy.html
CHEERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nUFxsZqpA&eurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/feminine-lesbain-toothpaste-fotc-vid
Best movie lines!

http://www.break.com/index/heavy-bag-wont-stop-a-knockout.html
thats what friends are for,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/three-men-one-death-wish.html
Now thats just fucking awesome!

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/bigwave23.html
had to hurt part one.

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/luckyguy.html
close call part two,,

http://www.break.com/index/surfing-with-spinner-sharks.html
close call part three,,,

http://www.break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html
MMAF!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/woman-runs-over-security-guards.html
maybe she was in a hurry to buy herself a 300 dollar bathroom scale aka WII fit.

http://www.break.com/index/blending-lighters-creates-fireball.html
but will it blend ?

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-whacks-dad.html
They will have problems with this demon child later on down the road.

http://www.break.com/index/a-true-american-hero.html
no matter what,, NEVER drop the beer.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-human-slip-n-slide.html
makes the price is right really boring no?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-suffers-faceplant-and-screams.html
just keep on filming dad as ya kid screams in pain,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-towing-failure.html
rut rho scooby!

http://www.break.com/index/religious-public-access-host-badly-pranked.html
sunday school for adults still drunk on a sunday morning talk show?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-way-to-end-your-night.html
gross!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-fail-a-job-interview.html
MMAF!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-insane-on-christmas.html
medic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Older-Brother-Ouch-642253.html
he will grow up someday and hate his older brothers,,you watch!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Mini-I-m-Just-Saying-642250.html
WTF? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/One-man-One-roll-of-duct-tape-642246.html
His parents love him enough to film this.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-Cups-In-A-Row-Beer-pong-Champ-642244.html
all that wasting beer,, thats clearly alcohol abuse!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Whats-on-her-mind-642245.html
oh i bet she does collect clocks alright .AHEM!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-82-642231.html
wasint that bad,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-83-Just-When-You-Thought-They-Couldn-t-Get-Dumber-642235.html
simply the best of the best!


http://www.break.com/index/painful-gut-kick-knockout.html
well,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-climber-scales-80-ft-pyramid.html
the local tourist attraction,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-with-pop-rocks.html
at least he laughed smiled and is probably plotting her death as we speak.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-breaks-jaw-on-rail.html
why why?? they never show the aftermath?

http://www.break.com/index/pogo-stick-vs-treadmill.html
in theory it would have made sence, but,,,

http://www.break.com/index/scary-and-fiery-helicopter-crash.html
bad tripping always suck.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bad-hair-cut-prank-642993.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/im-crazy-642988.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Kitty-hangs-himself-by-his-collar-642981.html
hence why in this here house all balls and bells are taken off the cats snap off colars!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Balloon-Knockout-642970.html
it does sting!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/2-shot-vs-2-pints-642982.html
ok then.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bartender-blowing-fireballs-642968.html
wonder where the spinkler system was or the smoke alarm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/WEIRD-FISH-642963.html
no comment!


http://www.break.com/index/racing-copter-crashes-in-desert.html
all i smelt was coke burning in that copter crash,, what about you?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-python-sinks-teeth-into-aussie1.html
I bet steve erwin would have kicked this blokes ass!!

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-slapped-at-protest-rally1.html
ouch,think they are pissed off just a tad?

http://www.break.com/index/the-amazing-faceplanting-acrobats.html
just think chris angel works with these folks?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-obliterated-at-end-of-police-chase.html
kinda hard to miss that car unless,,,,,,,,,,your were running from the police.

http://www.break.com/index/tuber-slams-into-docked-boat.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-run-from-cops.html
why do ppl run from the police? it just makes things worse,, for you, the non cop.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-smash-watermelons.html
mellons crushing mellons?

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-french-game-show.html
Is that the french version of Laura Kroft?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-endures-paintball-firing-squad.html
man with large gut takes many shots!

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News from our house in the middle of the street.
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Seems this morning at about 11 ish as the humans were reading the morning paper in bed sipping thier coffee, ´´wasderface ´´ stopped reading and asked´´ do you hear a baby crying´´? This made ´´the spoiler´´ snicker and say , no but iam hearing someone having major sex!´´
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Now dont forget, ´´wasderface lost some hearing in thier right ear due to a china cymbol inncident, so they got up and listened closer to the half open window and sure enough it was like a porn movie. One of the owners the american was like OMG and laughed, the other,, the kraut was like so what. So what? my ears were going backwards as i layed in bed hearing the neighbors going at it. One of em is a mona for sure. ´´wasderface ´´ wanted to grab the cell phone and tap it but was talked out of it. Bummer. Cause then they would have burned a CD from it and slipped it into the young neighbors mailbox. After about,,,oh id say 30 mins something happen and all was silent. The humans looked at one another and started laughing thier ass off. ´´ARE YOU FINISHED´´ Yelled ´´wasderface from the half open bedroom window. Telling ya folks,, ya had to have been there.
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Other then then sunday morning nook sounds, nothing really knew here. Same old same. Its cold and there is alot of snow, cains still fat and peeing up a storm and iam getting older. So with that i think its my time to go call it a night and hit the hay with ´´the spoiler´´ Yeah its me Murphy on tonight. Cain asked me to tell the first responders mega thanks for rescuing ppl and pets and heros you guys and gals are. Also for all the fine owners and lovers of the world to like yanno take care etc.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,, ´´I can run faster scared then you can mad´´.

CIAO!!

Murphy v Bauer.

The Weekend Edition. Yes, that pretty much describes our moods now that the holidays are over. Alittle bummed, spent and over ate too. Heres to a new year with endless things to break in this house, rugs to hack up hair balls and kitty poops that can make the humans run to grab the air fresh spray!
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http://antiwar.com/updates/


http://news.antiwar.com/2009/01/04/over-500-killing-in-gaza-war/
I was going to post the numbers in afgahnastan but its just to fucking depressing.
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Various Videos from around the globe.





http://www.break.com/index/most-painful-mouse-trap-gag-ever.html
now just what kind of person would do this? one sick puppy thats what kind. dude seek help!

http://www.break.com/index/laser-gun-made-with-xbox-360-parts1.html
pretty sure everyone is going to build one of those now.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-destroys-hotel-overhang.html
too much eggnog?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-snowboarding-trick-ever.html
Mikey like it he like it.

http://www.break.com/index/kathy-griffin-tells-off-heckler.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/its-your-lucky-day.html
thats what the sirens are for dummy!

http://www.break.com/index/robbie-madisons-world-record-jump.html
holy shit!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-sliding-on-asphalt.html
hows that road rash working out for ya? i hear ponds cold cream takes out the sting.

http://www.break.com/index/watch-a-year-in-40-seconds.html
wow,, time did fly by .

http://www.break.com/index/remi-gaillard-shark-attack.html
who said the french werent funny crazy ass bastids?

http://www.break.com/index/the-nutcracker-break-style.html
2009 will the least amount of babies being born due to this.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-brawl-caught-on-cctv.html
another wallmart ?

http://www.break.com/index/angry-kid-gets-paintballed.html
iono,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worker-dodges-huge-warehouse-collapse.html
as i was watching this is was thinking how the hell does a forklift move around ?


http://www.break.com/index/guy-scorches-hand-on-stove.html
did he just get done watching scarface and downing some vodka?wtf,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/thats-what-she-said.html
MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-busts-wrist-on-ice.html
Well if i broke my wrist id put ice on it right? ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/two-idiots-collide-in-empty-parking-lot.html
CRAZY

http://www.break.com/index/freestyle-sledding-flips.html
i think this video was made not for the sled thing but for a ubber gay ass song to promote!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-2008-edition.html
cool facts but the singer sounds alot like bob dillion.

http://www.break.com/index/garbage-can-lid-prank.html
might be fake,, and whats that thing hanging from the ceiling?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-girlfriend-on-christmas.html
MMAF!!!!! now that was cool and original too.

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-suffers-harsh-faceplant.html
I hope his grandma beats his ass with the snowboard.

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-destroys-new-car.html
think that back tire is toast?

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-robber-cant-escape-bank.html
arent the EU banks great at stopping a robbery?

http://www.break.com/index/was-it-luck-or-skill.html
a combi of both. cool clips,, have a look.


http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-slammed-by-door2.html
that happend to one of my owners,,,cept they werent a toddler. poor kid :(

http://www.break.com/index/driver-barely-dodges-dumb-woman1.html
Iam pretty sure that was amy winehouse coming back from a party.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Pet-Shop-Boy-638875.html
MMAF!!!! stealing a puppie?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Funny-Thriller-Dance-641313.html
lets call this,, ´´´THAT DUDE THAT CANT DANCE FOR SHIT´´ video? cool.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Girl-on-Segway-Crashes-lol-641309.html
someone should make a segway race grand prix so stuff like this can make others lol.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/squirrel-on-greased-pole-641305.html
um i really could go somewhere with this comment but i wont, its just ,,,it wouldint be fair to the dude that filmed it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Guy-goes-nuts-in-office-641302.html
perhaps he just found out all his investments were false and is now flat broke?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/HILARIOUS-GIRL-FAILS-SKIING-641293.html
perhaps picking her feet up isint her strong point,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alive-641291.html
interesting,,,,,
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE,,,,,,in the middle of the dead end road.

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Nothing! ok there was last weeks event about me triping ´´the spoiler´´ and breaking a large dragon tree named red. Red is still alive but his name has been changed to tripod! Seems 3 of his 4 stalks are still growing and well whos whats going to take place in a few months. Maybe a edward sissor hands thing iono.
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The humans partied it up on new years eve. Had fun played video games, towards the morning it with was with mostly one eye closed at it seemed that thier vision was suffering. I heard one of em say,, ´´shit iam seeing double´´ Not quite sure what that means but I was just happy when they hit the sack and yanno snored . Me and murphy just cruised thru the place, playing with left over party favors,, etc. Pretty sure murphy chewed on some tinsle or something. I had to use the cat box and well,, it was glitter city inside. We dont know what it was but its out of his system now and The need for shades in the cat box is a thing of the past.
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Other then that,, nothing new. News watching with the crazy shit in the mid east . I cant figure you humans out. Fighting over gods,, religion. In the end there is ONLY ONE god . You can call em whatever ya want but its still a god right?
Us pets are glad that we dont have that fucked up syndrome you humans have.
I know who made me etc. End the shit already on all sides.
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ok well with that,, HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!!!!!!! and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are. Take care fine pet owners /lovers , of the world!! Humans enjoy the new monday of the first year and make this year count!
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From our family to yours,, Best regards,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The after christmas weekend edition.!

Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Yes the above picture does prove to be incriminating as we over indulged with xmas kitty food. Thats out xmas coma pic above , Twice a year the humans go out and buy us wet food as a treat and well theres the outcome above. Ok ,, theres more to talk about but for now lets get this blog going going,, gone!.
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´´Numbers´´ 12/28/2008
12/27/2008
12/26/2008
12/25/2008
12/24/2008
12/23/2008
12/22/2008

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World Wide Videos From Various shapes of life styles.

http://www.break.com/index/7000-volt-9rank.html
omg,, what morons and to think they have a cat as a pet too?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-collision-with-dumpster1.html
seeing the moron once was enough thank you, and thanks for the clip to.

http://www.break.com/index/tough-guy-cusses-out-reporter.html
Dont look at his truck!!!!! what a bitch, he needs to be water phone booked face slapped a few.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-experiment-with-surprise-ending.html
great college,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/slow-motion-mouse-trap-snap.html
can we do that to the speaker of the house?

http://www.break.com/index/brutally-slapped-by-spear-gun-recoil.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/games/riffmaster.html
I didint try it yet but it looks kinda ok fun shit to do when your bored, have a blog and try to find funny videos for other ppl to view when they visit your blog yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/zambowi-driver-falls-off-trailer.html
crushed ice anyone?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-gets-clipped-on-highway.html
why some drivers just should not drive anything not even a shopping cart.

http://www.break.com/index/kentuckys-famous-turtle-man.html
i really cannot comment,,,,,,,but then just this,,,,,wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/great-fails-of-08.html
MMAF! too bad there isint any background tunes for this collection.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-racer-fails-to-ghost-ride.html
MMAF!!!!! really dude let the pros do it .

http://www.break.com/index/nice-dodge-and-rough-knockout.html
DUMB ASS!

http://www.break.com/index/use-the-force.html
if thats real then holy shit batman. excellent excellent excellent.

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-wear-metal.html
does this count for like fillings in ppls teeth too?

http://www.break.com/index/unbelievable-dice-stacking.html
reminds of the german kid on waten das tv show that stacked 12 four pice dice on the heads of nails.
pretty cool talent this dude has!

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-has-sweet-moves.html
well he did make the mascot look like chump change.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-crash-between-skiiers.html
vodka and skies really never mix well, check this crash out.

http://www.break.com/index/ups-man-throws-package.html
gotta make that UPS quota no? nice job db!

http://www.break.com/index/enter-the-kazoo-man.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great job dudes really!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/fire-breather-engulfed-by-own-flame.html
pretty sure he wont have to shave for a few months after that brilliant act.

http://www.break.com/index/scariest-hiking-trail-in-world.html
WOW!!!!!!!! check this out trail out. pretty sure its not in the USA but regardless this is something out of a video game.

http://www.break.com/index/10k-doorknob-prank.html
If that were me,, id punch the brother in the face, then hang em by his nads on the doorhandle, but thats just me yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-an-election.html
MMAF! wise ass.

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-to-faceplant.html
wonder if he got a neck brace and sewn jaw for christmas this year?

http://www.break.com/index/komodo-dragon-eats-pig.html
I hate these frigging things! makes ya wanna just duct tape its mouth shut for a few weeks ,,,oh sorry where was i again?

http://www.break.com/index/firework-blows-up-in-kids-face.html
and the aftermath is? WHAT? WHAT HAPPEND AFTER? WHAT?

http://www.break.com/index/too-much-eggnog-for-santa.html
Um yeah santa dented your hood. now go sue him and his elfs ok.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=431_1221326710
WOW,, imagine all that prime rib you can get from this bull!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=851_1230502006
who said cats and dogs cant get along was a moron.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3f_1230501576
really growing tired of these two asshole countries fighting like pussys.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=952_1230448787
at least he did the taxpayers a favor . sick prick.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=994_1172356135
ahhh dogs,, gotta love em even if they burn down your camp ground!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d4_1230506078
no comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e0_1230427185
talk about shitting pickels.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac2_1230478499
its gotta be that dammed vodka!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06a_1213004268
same as above,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6a_1230389616
why yes i suppose finding your three year old daughters body among the ruins and having her head fall off would make most mothers cry.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=689_1230462869
MMAF!!!!!!! avoid that cab company while in germany.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=869_1230466717
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1230423798
and then what happend?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=345_1230421098
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! ya gotta love the london police during wacked pull overs.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1230387302
more crap from the mideast fighting.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e01_1230385266
talk about a contact high,,, damn!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd2_1230400693
geeze,, even pedi cabs are now being messed with.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79a_1230502648
WOW!!!!!!!! i really feel sorry for all those,,,,?? it has to eat!!!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!!!!!!!!

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Wells seems today ´´the spoiler´´ who had just gotten over a broken foot two weeks ago, took a faceplant due to me,, cain. As always I or murphy lay in fron of the balcony door when the sunshines and it was toasty. To toasty for ´´the spoiler´´ as they got up from a nap on the couch and went to open the balcony door. Well they were tired and not quite awake and i saw this and got up at the last min and ran. This cause ´´the spoiler´´ to misjudge thier stepping over me and of course the right and left side of the brain had a fight and you guessed it. Down they went. Butt first into red,, the very large dragon tree that ´´wasderface´´ had repotted last spring. Snapped it clean off. ´´wasderface´´ was napping on the couch and heard the commotion and was like ´´wtf are ya doing´´? all they saw was feet and legs and a ass inside a large flower pot. Finaly ´´the spoiler ´´ freed themselfs from red the now dead dragon tree and got up and went to the bathroom.
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Reds currently being looked after , whats left of him , He might grow back all 4 prongs the rest of his body was tossed outside on the balcony as it came apart if 4 pieces. Telling ya it would have made a wonderfull hulu skirt! Regardless,, red died to save ´´the spoiler´´ from any possible injury. God bless you RED!! Sniff,, you were my fav plant to chew on the ends too. Heres hoping reds remains inside the pot come back and we can regrow him!!
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Other then that,, xmas here was nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very nice. We got cat nip toys and bally things that make noises, which of course we must drag into the bedroom at 4:00 am to wake the humans. I think the diet my owners put me on is working, i dont pp so much and my back leg is ok and no more limping either. Getting old sucks,, as a cat after 40 years its all down hill. DAMMIT!
ok fine humans and pet lovers and owners of the world. Happy holidays to you all and may the new year bring many new endevours and much happy change too.
To the first responders that rescue ppl and pets,, mega thanks to the guys and gals , as heros you are !!!!!

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Take folks and have a HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!! and dont drink and drive or throw a large party where pets are around and fearfull of strangers either. We dont like the fireworks of some dummy letting us out when we know we werent supposed to let out. Remember to keep the drunks away from all pets and if need be, taze the asswipe who had to piss off your cat or dog :) !!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! Hiya folks and welcome back to our blog. Lotta crazy news going on out there. Most of it is corruption and how the little ppl in life have to sit in the middle and suck on it. Why heres a example,,,,http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/parole_1259555___article.html/alexander_computer.html

Well isint that just special. Seems NYS really is the rotten apple after all. Gov. paterson of ny introduced 88 new taxes that will go into effect for all new yorkers to pay. How about Gov. paterson give back that 21.000 $ Turkish hand made rug that was placed inside his office? Hes talking about NY folks cutting back and he goes out and buys what again?? Oh yeah iam sure that rug will help the poor and need now more then ever. And now None ny state nys. Obama goes out and hand picks a homophobe preacher to a part of his new cabinet. WTF? Thats nice for the gays folks, but during the months ppl were wary of obamas stance on homosexuality, most blogs kicked ppl off for even ??? obama or saying one bad thing about them. I know your reading this johnny, hope you enjoyed your hard loyal work for nothing :) ! Here is another case of gov screwing over the little ppl,,,check this shit out,,http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/with-economy-in-shambles-congress-gets-a-raise-2008-12-17.html ok thats it,, enjoy the rest of the blog.
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Numbers,,,,,,

12/21/2008
12/20/2008
12/19/2008
12/18/2008
12/17/2008
12/16/2008
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!




http://www.break.com/index/all-i-want-for-christmas.html
NICE! there goes some money for your xmas toys dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Sleeping-at-the-Job-Found-cab-driver-sleeping-631870.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/THE-THREE-TENERS-631872.html
Now that was just to darn cute!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Studio-66-Investigates-Bigfoot-Part-1-631866.html
WTF??

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/German-shepherd-bites-air-631868.html
one of these days the dogs not going to find that shit funny anymore dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Humor01-631861.html
MMAF!!!!! love the dudes face.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Epic-faiil-631844.html
they say sea water is good for the nose,,,but not that much.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Boredom-631839.html
to bad the didint that to a cop hahhahahahahahaha

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Girl-Nutshot-Boyfriend-Prank-631828.html
wet dreams arent a guys best friend it seems!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/George-Clooney-commercial-spoof-631826.html
no iam sorry you must be mistaken.


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Segway-Style-Electric-Scooter-631388.html
I SMELL a lawsuit here folks,, copyright style!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/SLEDDING-OWNED-631381.html
yes compound fractures of the spine is all the rage nowadays?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Crashing-in-the-snow-631378.html
seems like everyone sucked that day going down that hill!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Drunk-Guy-631377.html
YEAH DUDE BUY YOUR OWN DAMN BEER!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Derek-s-MacBook-Pro-Unboxing-631357.html
enjoy your apple orgasm dude,, Ill stick to my packard bell easy note.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/You-re-F-n-Crazy-631358.html
maybe you were all fucking crazy going out to cover some bad snow storm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dirty-Pint-ends-badly-631342.html
now thats one daft bitch i wouldint invite to my house for a party. Amature!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Chicks-Play-Xbox-631328.html
I hope they now understand why they are called losers,,,no?

http://www.break.com/index/girl-talks-tough-on-webcam.html
how PROUD she must be of her redneck retarded ass?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/nerd-breaks-down-after-hearing-mambo-no-5-and-starts-to-join-in-631294.html
see? who can hate that song so much?


http://www.break.com/index/devastating-road-side-accident.html
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-surprised-by-huge-fireball.html
fake!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cop-sends-rudolph-flying.html
graphic cop car hits deer. ughhh.

http://www.break.com/index/persistence-doesnt-pay-off.html
if at first you dont,,,,,,oh hell dude give it up already!

http://www.break.com/index/turkeys-always-agree.html
and to think one of you watching this, ATE ONE OF EM!

http://www.break.com/index/skier-needs-work-on-his-landings.html
MMAF!!!!! great song for that ski accident.

http://www.break.com/index/sledding-ends-in-shattered-hip.html
dudes,, next time use a empty company parking lot. There are many closed ones global wise!

http://www.break.com/index/worker-suffers-scary-electrical-accident.html
think your job sucks? check again.

http://www.break.com/index/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.html
hows that back sprain working out for you dude?

http://www.break.com/index/christmas-tree-incineration.html
lets pray this xmas , this will not happen to anyone. I know its demo fire prevent but still folks,, take care.

http://www.break.com/index/playboy-chick-does-the-limbo1.html
yes dude your one annoying ass munch.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-goes-shopping-with-robber-mask.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! panty hose phobia?

http://www.break.com/index/fat-man-on-a-little-bike.html
i wont even bother to wonder nor comment.

http://www.break.com/index/microwaves-sing-jingle-bells1.html
Now thats pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/military-sparring-ends-with-knockout.html
yeah but the faggot ran away alot before he got lucky.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-kicks-flaming-basketball.html
Smart..............

http://www.break.com/index/students-slip-pipe-into-bikers-tire.html
bikeing fun?

http://www.break.com/index/driver-slams-biker-into-truck.html
?

http://www.break.com/index/parking-garage-sex-goes-bad.html
so hard you worked,, for one UMPPF alas it didint happen.

http://www.break.com/index/large-bomb-detonated-under-lake.html
must have been in some war torn country from years ago.
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The Xmas cat song,,,,,

12 pounds of belly fat
11 pounds of fur
10 cans of 9 lives
9 bags of meow mix
8 shredded couches
7 chewed up armrests
6 fur balls to step on
fiiiiiive big puke puddlessssss
4 butt sags on my pillow
3 paw trails on my car
2 claw holes in the carpet
and a load of stinkies in the litter box
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MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!! To all fine pet owners and lovers of the world. And mega thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, heros you guys and gals are. Hope all reading this has a fine week and remember the real reason behind christmas. And nope its not the latest version of the I phone either.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his family.