My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Thursday, February 15, 2007


WHATS UP WITH THE PIPES?!!

Remember the old saying, when life hands you humans lemons to make lemon aid? well it seems thats going to be case for tonight! I personaly think that some old rich bastid stock piled the sugar so the humans will have no choice but to make some nasty lemon aid. Another round with the kitchen sink , which i will get into later on, but for now lets do the routine thing we do here,,,

Just how much prozack was Franks digesting during his oversight into the early stages of the Iraq war? Talk about a slam dunk, in the articule above, Franks visions of a easy victory in Iraq, with no problems , made George Tennent sound like a pessimistic prick.

Because now of course everyone has seen just what a complete mess Iraq is and now comments like this,,http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Rep._Keller_RFL_delivers_compelling_speech_0214.html
only hammer home the point. Yes, one might say that ´´we could have never anticipated ´´ blah , but here comes a story that didint make much ppl blink.
There is no honor among thieves!





http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/12/AR2007021201337.html, After last nights blog, about how the goverment wants to stick their hands deeper into your private phone calls, cell calls, and internet calls, news comes that this bill is being pushed .

Now we all recall how well the goverments program to help prevent online child preditors backfired when it was discoverd that Mark Foley was having IMs with 16 yr old boys over the size of their penis. Is this good ole boy whos pushing for this new law, really sure he wants more of his team mates going down the road of disgrace if the bill becomes law? I mean hell, the more corrupt they catch the merrier for the other team.





This next articule almost made some folks here gag! Talk about bullshit.
Should this proposed law ever reach the state ledge, fine! Then let every one have records whos ancestors were slaves, dig deep and far and have the state issue abortion death certificates. Because iam quite sure that during Tenn. slavery period, there were some slave masters that helped themselfs to what they deemed they owned. Often resulting in a preganancy that just wasint going to go over well with the family name. In those times, there was no planned parenthood clinics either, so iam sure you can figure out what took place.



More news about what wonders the US goverment can deliver to its own ppl in time of need, http://alternet.org/katrina/48004/
Nothing says taking care of your own then the above articule. Iam going to go one further and say, it looks like a modern day slave camp too.
What dont like it? Well what else would you call it? camp ground fun for the whole family,,




Its too bad that otto and his family didint live 50 yrs ealier. Then iam sure they would have been able to get out and survive. The story above tells of one frantic man who thought he could use his big named friends to flee Nazi germany.
Turns out he couldint and they didint help due to´´ strict restrictions´´? Um how many ppl today from war torn countries are now in the states ? Aside for paying to hide, maybe otto didint have enough money for anyone to lift any assistance, because they could have spys zip and zag all over france and germany back then and return back to the states. Once again, a case of turning a blind eye.





NO SOCCER FOR YOU
Like the morons that fans can become, brings us another story of fan violence over a game of soccer? First it was italy that made headlines when a police officer was killed due to fans rioting, now we have this. Keep it up and pretty soon the cable sports here will be making billions as more and more public games are cancelled and only broadcast live via TV.


And with great regret comes the numbers for Iraqs bloodcount,


Other news out there , have a look.



My owners say, make it hard labor, pick axe and rocks , then deny it ever happend.http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/02/15/germany.zundel.ap/index.html



Wonder if having a window seat is such fun after all? http://edition.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/02/15/passengers.stranded/index.html



wounded, dead, wasint he dead before, wait, i cant keep up.









The runner up for DICK of the day is,,http://www1.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI39787/



NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY!


If some recall, 2 weeks ago that a plumber was called due to another plumber making a mistake and etc,, now comes news of the recent plumber making a mistake as well. End result? yes, why thats right, more water on the kitchen floor!

While PVC pipes are great as they wont rust out , if they arent tightend enough, water pressure can blow em off. So that was great event for this eveing. The humans were getting ready to put the other one to bed. As standard routine, the coffee cups were dumped out if anything remained and the cups rinsed out too. At the time , unknown to ´´wasderface ´´ and ´´the spoiler´´, the Elbow joint blew out and was just hanging there. Rinse Rinse,, no worries, untill the sound of water pouring came. It was a case of OMG NOT AGAIN! trust me folks, i know the ´´GET THE MOP´´ look and voice. I ran, the humans mopped and once again stuff under the sink was ruined.

Dishwasher tabs arent cheap , nor our cat food. All was wet soggy and once again the old familar snap of hefty bags came from the kitchen as they were dumped inside to be dumped outside. The cuss words, um i wont share here, But i guess i can understand the humans frustration. This makes it oh 3 times now in one month.! Paper towles, and brillo pads now sit and make a twisted form of pipe art somewhere in the dumpster outside. Friday morning the humans will call the plumber and hope that well, he will agree he didint put the pipe back on right and maybe he should have checked the teeth inside the clamp since he took if off too?
More noise for my ears as mr. plumber dude has to probably cut and reshape something under the sink. Which i might add is being aired out now as we speak with a honeywell fan!



Let us LAUGH!


ITS FUNNIE TIME!!!

Heres why the Q.C ppl own you, without them , this would have broken.
GEE thanks dad,, for ruining my life!
Believe it or not, ´´wasderfaces´´ brother knocked him out during a summer school program in catskill ny. bump in the hallway etc,, both turned out the same, dumb!
EXCELLENT , are you a monkey?!!!
Ok folks, I really have to depart here early, due to the plumber coming out friday morning. I need a place to hide and spy too. This takes some time doing due to cain hogging all the spots.
Thanks fine folks for stopping on down and reading my blog, or not!
Talk to you come,, monday as cains on tomorow night.
Oh and dont forget to let the cat in before going to bed too!
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,An nescis, mi fili, quantilla sapientia mundus regatur? - Don't you know then, my son, how little wisdom rules the world?
CIAO!!

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