Where have you gone, Joe Sanity?
Eveing folks and welcome yet again to The House Of Murphy and my view from the litter box. Views expressed here are not that of all cats, just me. From what you humans have done so far to the world, leads me to see the glass half empty!
Lotta news to talk about and some of it borders the insane and odd. So without further delay, lets blog it baby,,
are these, before and after going nuts pics?!
This has got to be the most wacked out cases to grace the headlines in a very long time. Aside from the behaviour, and possiblity of death, This womans family is broke. All due to her insane jellousy, over another woman . Its hard for many folks to understand what can drive someone to do something like the above link. I think i have a answer for that,,
SHES FUCKING NUTS!
Since the topic is sanity and how some humans lack any, heres another articule for you to read and wonder what the hell is going to come of it. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/02/04/MNG9ONUKVT1.DTL
There are some that are comparing this ultra moron move to the last days of hitler , when he orderd boys as young as 13 and men as old as 70, to stand guard in berlin and fight the incoming russian troops. Some did as asked, mostly to avoid being shot, while others tried to avoid it, well they ended up either shot or hung, and put up for public display to warn others. Quiting was not a option. Sound familuar humans?
Money that some say isint there to fight the war in Iraq, will be found one way or another. Heres bush brilliant plan to come up with that large amount of dough too. http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/05/bush-budget-cuts/ So now we see, just who is going to be doing the ole, hold thy hand on thy ass ´´ dance. Once again id like to take the time to thank every moron that voted for Bush not once,, but twice! (if you do your screwing like that, youll never get it in)!
For the press that sits on their ass and waits for storys that have juice , gore, blood and really not very confronting over the iraq war, this man came up with a plan on how the press, if they really can be called that anymore, can do more. Read the plan newsman,, get back to us when you really report the news unbiased and without a nod to the left or the right. http://niemanwatchdog.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=background.view&backgroundid=00156
And yet for more what are they thinking, or not in this case, heres another story that questions many ,
Besides looking like Prince and his yr book photo, this man now sits on the Iraqi goverment. Hes wanted for his role in a embassy bombing back in 1984 . The big question remains,, for yrs he was in hiding, and suddenly hes popped back up ? why wasint he caught prior? Will this be a prelude to how the Iraqi goverment will be formed? if so, pfftt,, ship all the troops back home.
I wonder how the brits really view Tony Blair & George Bush after this took place?
and then if they still accept it and mumble something like well its war, yadda yadda, this comes out flying in the faces of those who lied and tried to cover it up to the soliders family! http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/legal/article2241922.ece How charming.
News to make you laugh, gives you humans, this magic cure! http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fpageoneq.com%2Frssfeedstuff%2Findex.php%3Fid%3D10827 Sure sure teddy, i know that all those late night ice meetings were a test against your faith. Now your healed! and you and the wifey will leave colorado too because it was asked of you. yanno why that is teddy? because they dont believe a word you say, just like others. It made my owners laugh due to the insanity of it it all. EDDDIOOTS!
Stats in for tuesday in iraq see the blood count at this ,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10476 My owners compare bush decsion like putting your hand in to a fire, saying ouch and then doing it again. Insane!
Other news bites worth a second glance,,
typical Bush,, do nothing president. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/02/06/D8N4E48O0.html
Bummer for many, but great news for dick cheney! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6332883.stm
Great news for sears and their white sales! http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/klan.report.ap/index.html
How nice for the Troops. EDDIOOTS!! http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/CNN_Agent_Orange_tame_compared_to_0206.html
NEWS from The House Of Murphy, finds the humans and us cats back to normal routine. They work, come home sleep. The other one works, come home, they eat, plop on the couch and watch tv. We beg for food and in the end, get some of the pork chops or chicken they had for dinner. But at least the humans are over thier illness and thats good. Cain on the other hand, went on another barfing session again today. I guess if he countinues this, then hes off to the vets to have his stomach checked. The vet said wait 2 days and see if it passes. Thats what happend to fat pucks who have to eat the potted plants around here.
One of the neighbors here left her husband due to? bummer cause she is allergic to cats, but always waved to me in the window. Now all i have to stare at is her hubby walking around the place in his boxers, sucking beer all day on his days off and scratching his nads anytime he feels like. So i dont look out the west window anymore. Theres always the south windows to stare at ppl . From this view i can see the old folks across the street , who when they see me, slam their windows shut.
Nice.
But the bedroom windows, brings me the back yard and neighborhood cats that roam looking for food or a piece of ass. Iam so over that phase in my life! I race back and fourth on the window sill, meowing, ´´get it snipped, find a home , it aint worth it dudes´´! yet they dont listen.
ITS FUNNIE TIME!!
This is very cool and informative too! http://www.break.com/index/mp3_player_powered_by_sweet_potato.html
Amazing card trick http://www.break.com/index/cool_magic_card_trick.html
Holy shit,, thanks guys, ill make sure my owners get a car alarm now! http://www.break.com/index/unlock_your_car_with_a_tennis_ball.html
Dont call 911 or anything, just walk around and film it! http://www.break.com/index/skater_breaks_back.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! he deserved this one http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220494
Good for you humans to know come last call! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220488
EXCELLENT !!!! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220491
why? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220457
Is it something in the water or what? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220462
DAMN! some of those video clips have me wondering about ppl.
anyways, its that time of the night where i must bid ya farewell and thank you for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not!
Talk to ya folks come tomorow night. Till then, remember, ryan oNeil and his family are normal ppl! why , everyone pulls a handgun on their kid and every kid tries to hit dad with a fireplace poker! EDDIOOTS!
oh and make sure you let the cat in before going to bed.
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,Frustra laborant quotquot se calculationibus fatigant pro inventione quadraturae circuli - Futile is the labor of those who fatigue themselves with calculations to square the circle. (Michael Stifel, 1544)
CIAO!!!!
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