My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Thursday, November 30, 2006



ALL THATS MISSING IS THE COLOR YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!















  • And I would take on the appearance of a stoplight. Or maybe a walking cat xmas display .

speaking of yellow, it seems that poor ole Rush Limbaugh said he wasint going to carry anyones water anymore. Well looking at the ,man boobed,jowel drooping ,sweat glands on overload, I cant go to Vietnam i have a cyst on my ass, stud muffin, id say the only thing hes carried is a very large UPS shipment box that arrived at his place. Containing large bottles of oxycotin and viagra. Not to mention the boxes of Krispy Cream doughnut boxes too. So are we supposed to go awwww poor Rush. Nah more like tuff rush. I like it when they bigmouths lose and then blame it on other folks. Kinda like Mark Foley and his turn the page moments he had during his yrs in office down in florida. Yanno the guys on his team somehow turned it around , making it sould like it wasint marks fault! Why yes, every 52 yr old man who asks a 16 yr boy what they are wearing and to strip down on Instant messages, shouldint be judged. Why its his drinking and nothing more! Right.

Now it appears that the republicans are losing money from the last elections and even lizzy dole sent out a memo saying that we need more contributors to help us in the 2008 presidental elections otherwise we cant fend off the opposistion.

Yes,, i mean iam sure it took lots of money during the relections for the republicans to like buy off some reporter or ask and or bribe a national syndicated newspaper to hold off on a story untill after the relections. Not to mention all those parties they threw. I guess i can understand that it does cost alot of money to hire all those male prostitues and dont forget folks, drugs arent cheap and hiring conections for the Ice heads, well that too took many of money from em. Maybe they can ask Kathy Harris to like sell off her daddys house and all his money he gave her to restore some sort of monetary value within the republicans campain( yep typo was on purpose) But iam afraid, Miss harris is too busy hiring lawyers to make sure her drop dead face wont be sued come the time when florida recounts its votes and of course checks out kathys other shaddy dealings. Heres a idea, maybe they can have a websight called, sponsor a crook!

For as little as one paycheck per week, you too can offer a disgraced former member of congress or the senate , a chance to sneak back into office using the well spent money of the United States taxes payers. Dont forget what the bible says, to forgive is divine! so remember folks,, for as little as one pay check per week, you can help feed a starving lobbyist or former republican outsed from office. Wont you please call now. The numbers on your screen.!! 1-800-44283-746633. ( calls will cost one dollar and 38 mins per min) They can use ANNE COULTER as the sally struthers of feed the repugs now movment!!!

Some wierd news to talk about, check this story my owners found on line.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/29/ap/strange/mainD8LMG6AO0.shtml. Seems this man was hell bent on taking this guitar. Nothing could stop em NOTHING! I mean, he must have had on one super duper metal jock strap on or some major shaving took place as well, prior to this brilliant idea he had. The guitar comes with (electric ones), at least two pick ups, which iam sure he felt and if it had a humbucker on, well iam sure his felt it too! Maybe his humbucker liked that!Now thats justs just plain nuts. (pun intended) AND if i was a customer going into that music shop, id be making sure the electric guitar i buy for say a beginer, isint the one that this guy took. Demand it be writen down on paper by the shop owner that this guitar isint that one that touched the dudes family jewels. GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!!!! amazing the dude didint even make a sound as he walked out of the store with a electric guitar pressed against certian parts of his body! Makes one wonder what else hes capable of stuffing down his pants and making off with it.

id pay to see em try to steal battery operated toothbrush kit and it goes off as hes making his way out of the store! why theres no limit to that one folks. lemme see what else i can talk to ya fine folks this eveing about. Not alot really. Seems that ´´the spoiler´´ will be gone for 48 hours due to bizz and a company xmas party. how splendid for me! why its me and ´´wasderface´´ along with cain, just the 3 of us. I think ill stay up late tonight so i can sleep alot come tomorow. I mean i like ´´wasderface´´ but ´´ the spoiler´´ is my main owner whom i love deeply. Plus man can they ever give excellent belly scratches and rubs too. Sadly all that ´´wasderface´´ can do with some form of equality is, well feed me and scoop my poop from the litter box and make sure i get fresh cold water daily. sure they pet me and stuff, but in the end i always end up fake charging em and watching em duck is so much fun folks! Like i would really attempt to beat up a human being?

So thats it from here, thanks for stoping on down and reading this blog. Hope you folks have a great whatever, where ever ya might be. Talk to ya fine folks again tomorow . Till then,

Words of Wisdom.,,, It is what It is.

CIAO!!!!!!!!

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