SHOW ME THE TURKEY!!!!

Ever notice if your a cat that is, or maybe this includes you humans in this thought, that some folks just cant cook for beans? I mean we are talking the same ppl that IF asked to make someone a can of soup , it might result in a visit to the ER due to em not being able to handle the frigging can opener! When they do get lucky and manage to open the canned goods contents out into the proper pot pan or whatever the hell it is they used, they burn it ? not talking about slight burn either, iam talking the ´´do you smell smoke´´ holy shit the stoves on fire quick get the fire out and spray that baby´´!!!!

Thats how i think ´´wasderfaces´´ family back in ny , dinners gonna go tomorow for thanksgiven. It appears that certian family member of thiers cant cook anything but are one hell of a microwave cowboy! yes sir, ask em if they can nuke ya some tyson chicken fingers and folks they are faster then the non understandable dude behind the counter at Burger King. A conisoir of fish sticks and tator tots they are. Makes one might proud yanno?

anyways, speaking of cooking, tomorows the T day and being how ´´wasderface´´ is from NYS , they are cooking dinner for the big tday. At first they thought about some roast beast but decided nah lets do duck. Great, i like duck.

I mean here in Germany they do sell turkeys but either they are super steriod barry bonds type with 30 pounds of meat on em , or a ´´french ´´turkey. Which is nothing more then a 3 pound turkey killed in its youth. Go figure that one out for the french. So, the humans decided that eating a gloryfied chicken wasint up thier ally of ideas and decided the duck is the better deal. Besides, how can two ppl put away a 28 pound turkey? i mean without it going bad on day 6 ? sure ya can freeze it but after one week of turkey this and that , some major gags will occur.

The humans also talked about hooking the putes up to the tv to watch the MACYS PARADE via a live feed from the internet. Now thats something id pay to see yanno?

we dont have big ass inflated floats here in Germany. I mean yes we do but not of things that have anything to do with thanksgiving. We do have alot of inflated egos here with some of the young studs running amuck, but shit, half the time you cant understand them either. ill leave it at that. let ya folks to ponder it ;)~

HINT, turkey.

Other then above not alot to jabber about tonight. ´´the spoiler ´´ took friday off from work and the humans decided to hit the malls early befour all the kids get out of school. Its more fun shopping at the mall without having to fight your way thru cellphone ring tones going off all at once and massive over sprays of cologne or parfume from the young ones. Its enough to give you a coughing fit and migrane combined. Plus the old folks are easy to like over take during this time of the morning. Getting a parking spot is easy due to the old folks not being able to squeeze thier large cars into small parking spots. and ya can outrun em too, to the elevators. i know, some might consider this mean and rude, but my owners like to call it,, too bad? cause we all have been there at the mall when sally and her crew of 70 plus old crows just stand in the way, looking at stuff and wont move. maybe they didint hear the coughs,, the pardon me, but they really can hear well , when ya make a comment like,, ´´old ppl suck´´! oh yes then they hear you real well.

and the kids, forget hitting the stores for any video games of cool cellphones or things of this nature. its like playing crossing guard.

I think my owners are intitled to a day of shopping without granny and the kids yanno?

Nothing else to talk about. The presidents dad was insulted by the outrage some expressed at his son and his lack of leadership skills. old daddy bush told the crowd that his son was working very hard for peace. Rrrrrrright. Step aside 41, make room for reality. Your son messed up the country and pretty much a large part of the world. But i guess some parents, thier kids can do no wrong !

Well its that time where i paw my goodbyes on this blog and thank you folks for reading it. or not. hope everyone has a nice turkey day over in the states and no family fights errupt! nothing like saying ´´please pass the gravy you !"§$%&/()! ´´ At the dinner table with all the relatives :)!

Talk to ya fine folks later.

WORDS OF WISDOM.

You break it you own it!

CIAO!!!!!!!