THE END OF ANOTHER WEEK!

And so we have it folks. Friday eveing for some reading this, for me its almost saterday morning. Today was a good one. The sun was out and stayed out and there wasint a drop of rain to be found. GOOD! all this past week was rain and storms and shit that can make even little miss mary sunshine grab a ak47 and go postal! Ppl need the sunshine. without it, they become quite irritable, mean, snippy and just not a whole lotta fun to be around. Dont believe me?

ever notice for you drivers out there , when its raining and your out on the road, the more rude drivers you encounter then say when its a sunny day? Can you count on one hand when some old lady flipped you the bird on a warm sunny afternoon? my owners cant! Now come bad weather and rain and winds, they have counted 7 times for old folks fipping em off while driving.

grandpop deemed it his right to be let into the left lane and you didint see his blinker nor hear the constant blaring of his car horn so what does he do? once hes managed to squeeze his fat ass beamer into the left lane , hes looking over at you like its your fault! and sure enough you just know, that if you look at em, hes going to make some hand motion. It could be the bird , or the universal ´´are ya nuts´´? motion. Sometimes it can be the WTF! motion. This motion for old drivers is one that involves raising both hands from the wheel in a upward motion and slamming em back down ! I bet that has to hurt those arthritic hands alot but they still do it , to make sure you got thier point!

My owners least favorite on rainy days when old folks road rage, is the one that they call, the rock and roll drill! traffic jams here in germany on the autobahns are something normal and if you by accident didint see grandpa make all those hand motions we talked about above, then some of em have to get out of thier car.

Thus the rock and roll motion. Because its a huge car, small older person who has to rock to get out of the drivers seat , and with this rocking motion they can roll them wobble knees forward and make a bee line for your car.

And you know its going to be bad when grandpa or granny takes thier cane with em during this event and taps your car hood with it. Just to make sure you saw this old frail pissed off person coming on down your side of the traffic jam. If you havint seen them by now, your certianly going to hear them. Nothing like tapping the hood of a car with a cane . Its from there that once you rolled your window down and proceed to get a earfull from them, you start to think that every driver within eye view is seeing this argument . You and a old person. What do you do?

Nothing! just nod polite like and pray during the traffic jam, the granny or grandpa does not go into cardiac arrest ! So you let them rant and rave and tell them that the traffics moving again and pray thats the end of it.

sometimes it is, some times not. Hell, if your not so lucky and got picked by a really cranky old timer, they might even follow you home! thats where remote control garage doors come in handy! they are too quick for the old timer to get out thier car using thier rock and roll motion and by the time they do, your safely behind the solid silent doors to your home. thats where most of us probably do a little dance and mutter the words,, ´´ up yours´´! and smile with a evil victory like grin.

so thats about it from here and the weekly events. Not alot left to talk to ya fine folks about. Oh well, for the wallmart shoppers, who stand in line waiting for the ps3, you might want to get some bullet proof vests! i hear on the news now, those folks are easy pickings for armed robbery! what a novel idea!

morons, really.

so its weekend and that means time with my owners, so ill talk to you fine folks come monday. Have a great weekend and remember, let the old folks rant behind the wheel. someday that might be you !!

words of wisdom,,, never be envious of the greener grass on the other side. chances are a new septic tank was put in and thats new grass seeds your seeing grow!

CIAO!!!!!!!!