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Love the abs of steel girlfriend!!

• yanno, not that anyone here in europe, really cares. But iam quite sure there are pleanty of those american family value folks running amuck in the states that are in a outrage over britney spears and her idea of playing, show the kooter to the camara!
  Yes, those folks were the ones, that embraced that little hick tramp when she first came into the limelight. Some deemed her good ole fashion hometown girl, bubble gum pop songs for teens. wholesome,pure were the words used to describe little miss louisiana !
  
  sadly in time , changes were fixed upon the princess of pop. Her wholesome family values were put to the test during her, quickie marriage in Las Vegas. Then came the dude that left his bun in the oven girlfriend , for britney and why she just done jumped at the chance to be with a man who dumps kids for the chance to become.. MR.britney spears!
  kevin federline, the man who became a gelding after saying i do ! I mean we can throw in the fact that he was a former dancer too, but lets not dwell to far into kevins past.Even his CD sucked worse then his dancing!
  In time even thier reality tv show couldint save two hicks from each other and divorce papers were processed and thus now we have the current ideal star values for all of the american family value folks! I swear i can hear the ripping of posters if i put a ear to the wind, by angry parents who were decieved by this tramp. EEEDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!! But like the saying goes, you get what you pay for! so happy times at home depo for plaster to cover all those former poster tacks inside teenagers bedrooms by the parents. PS toothpaste works just as well if long lines tend to make you not so christian like.
  
  MOE POSION!!!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6159343.stm
  
  Its like some sick fad now adays to be russian, live in russia or have lived there, leave the country and come back sick from unknown toxins! Now a former PM has taken ill and doctors are saying its not known substance therefore they have said, yep, POSION!
  yanno that was such a silly band from the late 80s early 90s btw,, but enough about glam rock. Lets get back to the matter at hand. I mean, like i typed in my cat blog last week, there isint a snow balls chance in hell my owners are going to travel to England anytime soon.
  Hell, even the airliners are showing up signs of radiation. Is this due to cost cut backs? yanno no more bag of peanuts or free drinks but now we at BA can offer our customers some radiation at no additonal cost? I think id rather eat the incredible shitty airline food then take up this new offer!
  So, for folks in england, iam sure your country is nice and all with the big ben and london bridge and the queen but yanno for even less money , my owners can download google earth and see all the fine and dandy things for pretty much free. and far far far away from any radiation or spooks and spies that seem to just be running amuck in packs!
  
  Home alone and really not thrilled about it. yes, seems ´´the spoiler´´ is off at some formal company meeting and then a xmas party of which they were advised to attend by some bigwigs. Nothing like being a party you just know will suck, or not. It pretty much depends on the persons at your table . I mean from what i overheard my owners say, if you get seated to the over 50 folks, one can forget about any fun. Now for a younger bunch say mid 30s one can probably expect alot more laughter coming from that table oh and lotta wine bottles being orderd too! If i was a human, id beg for a seat at the table of winos!!!!!!!
  So tonight i have ´´wasderface´´ for entertainment and iam telling ya folks, they are about as much fun as say, a library. very quiot, Its eveing here now and ive been sleeping since ´´the spoiler ´´ left home and that was 12 hours ago!
  well i think thats it from here. Time to go bother my brother cain and see if i can play with em and check the food bowl and get some dinner in me for tonights , YAWN adventure.
  who knows, they ´´wasderface´´ might suprise me and break open a 6 pack of beer, grab the drum sticks, throw on the headphones and air drum to some serious tunes! Nope we arent talking any britney spears either! ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!! I just hope ´´wasderface´´ dont throw a stick by accident ,break something and end up blaming us cats! if they were smart they would like go use ´´the spoilers´´ new electric guitar they got em for xmas and snap some strings on it because they play it like its a bass!! yeah, thats a idea!!
  
  WORDS OF WISDOM!!!!! Absence makes the heart grow fonder :)
  
  CIAO!!!!!