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Well hello again fine folks that read this blog of mine. Things at current are ok here in the land of wild pigs and beer! Speaking of pigs , it seems that in a small town in bravaria, some hunters inadverntly drove some wild boars inside the town , where upon entry, the sows went on a lets bite and attack humans, cars and invade small shops.

This can be found at www.thespiegel.com for further info. Some of the wild boars even swam across a river to excape the hunters, and thats where the shit hit the fan. I cant imagine a wild looking beast bitch like one of those coming at me ! At least with us cats, we can run and climb a tree. Sadly a old lady was knocked off her bike by one of the swines from hell and biten. Oh and one even made contact with a car , which resulted in 5000 euro of damage too. I said it befour and ill say it again, wild pigs just suck! they are mean, have tusks and dont like pets nor ppl much. But then again if the bravarian town officals got off thier ass and started making some changes to the over population of such swines, maybe this wouldint have happend. I mean, they protect wild pigs,but, just blow away a wild brown bear that was reintroduced into the bravarian mts due to the fact that there arent any bears there anymore. Italy sponsored this re entry for bears and what do their neighbors do,? why just have some moron plug it from 150 feet away as it was sitting there. YET wild pigs are a no no to plug? Turns out the local police did the job the elemer fudd hunters didint do and well last i heard there was some plenty of bacon being prepared! MORONS!

Onto other news. My my , it seems that even more polonium was discoverd in other parts of london today. WTF is this? a tisket a tasket, some polonium in a basket? Kinda makes ya wonder who´s keeping a eye on such dangerous poisons around the world. I mean, it seems russian stock piles that shit like say some fans do with beer during the superbowl! So much for my owners plans to visit britian next yr. Who wants to take the chance of coming into contact with man made shit that well if your unlucky to come into contact with, die? because there is no antidote for it. Nah,,the tea and krumpets and all that good ole english stuff is gonna have to wait. I think my owners value life to much to take a chance at this unreal stupidity of the british goverment and thier lack of keeping tracks of spooks and spies running amuck in thier country.

The humans were watching the news tonight and yes, there was GWB giving his speech about he wont pull out the troops from iraq untill the mission is complete.

Um what mission is this again? forgive us dear leader, we the public kinda lost track on this and that you and your morons have been telling the world now for over 3 and half yrs. First it was to give the ppl of iraq a better life,yanno cause of all those weapons of mass destruction that were there? Rrrright. Well that didint work out like planned. And nope, none of the coaliton forces were greeted as liberators and flowers were not thrown at thier feets. Lotta of self made bombs were thats for sure but nope, no flowers. Unless jr.dipshit and his side kick big dick meant flowers made from exposive devices,, then yes, ok. Now rumor has it that poodle puppy blair might say it oh piss off george and pull his troops out. Why that would leave the USA with ,,,,,um wait its coming to me now,, ,,,oh yeah no one else ! Just them and those flowers made from grenades we talked about. Sadly the war is and continues to be about MONEY! how its made, whos making it and profiting bigtime from it. And it sure as hell isint the Iraq ppl,nor the troops over there either. At least my owners can sit back and say,, nope never voted for the jr.dipshit. Something about a man who has a sneer and a laugh in his eyes, when he speaks about death and destruction. Um something isint right with that dude. I think GWB motto should be ´´ pissing off the planet, one country at a time´´! because thats what hes doing.

Not alot else to talk to ya fine folks about this fine night. ´´the spoiler´´ and ´´wasderface´´ decided to try the Mcdonalds cheesy bacon deluxe burger and well sadly ´´ the spoiler´´ payed for this. Even Alka selzter cant touch the bad stomach ache from eating that garbage! ´´wasderface ´´ faired better but iam wondering for how long? Dont forget folks, one of ems gotta stay healthy for me and cains sake. We cannot allow humans to become sick and not take care of us cats!

well thats it from here. Hope things are fine and dandy in your neck of the woods. oh and the pope made a visit to turkey today. Glad to see that went ok. Now if everyone can put aside past issues and act like adults, id be even more happier yanno? Take care folks and talk to ya probably again tomorow night. till then,

WORDS OF WISDOM. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? HINT,, well if you stick inside the microwave, you will get your answer ;)

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!