BIG PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now i kinda know that as soon as i used that name for this post, chances were and are that it might draw some attention to my blog post. However its not for reasons i would say id care to have! So for anyone reading this thinking,, oooooh yeah baby,, get lost its not what ya think its gonna be about moron!

Now that we cleared that up lets get this blog going. For folks who watch the sorpanos, from season one up to season 3, there was a character on the show called ´´big pussy´´. They never really said on the show how the name came about but folks thats what the characters nick name was.

Anyways, the character was like killed off and stuff, etc. Tonight as my very large brother cain plopped next to me on the couch, i couldint help but laugh when ´´wasderface´´ came out with that joke regarding cain! Because on the show the sopranos, big pussy was a big dude with no neck and lotta flab hanging off. Kinda what my brother cain looks like. I swear folks hes 24 pounds of a non stop eating machine. This cat will eat and eat untill he gets sick. Now that is SICK!

I ask em sometimes when me and him are at the food bowl,, chowing down, if he intends on leaving anything left for say next time. In between the snorts and sucking noises he makes as he eats, he reflects this question with a arched eye, and replies,, oh hell no! and continues on his mission to eat every last bit of food. It gets better folks. On a good day , he can keep it down.

Bad days,, it takes,, roughly 30 to 40 mins befour he gets sick, and makes those uck uck uck noises and backs up promptly leaving cigar shaped items on the floor.

Now ´´the spoiler´´ cant handle cat barf. Not alot of folks can. Cant say that i blame em yanno?

So ´´wasderface´´ has to clean the mess . Lo and be hold,, 15 mins later, there is cain, back at the food bowl, in a fat actress moment, attempting to clean the food bowl spotless.

Truely the cats a pig in the sence of the word!

anyways, nuff about cain and his big pussy status.

Things here are ok. Last night was one where ´´wasderface´´ got alittle pissy at the ps2 console because thier new game wouldint work. Awwwwwww cry me a river human ;)

It seems that certian ps2 consoles wont play blue disk games. And sadly thier new game they got, was one of this color and would not play. Sure it made a shit load of scratch noises during this discovery, and iam sure the door tray was worn out from repeated rebooting the system, not to mention the laser fried its self or will soon. However, after massive google time, they were informed by a many of folks who had the same problem and were kind enough to post thier drama about it on the internet.

so there lays the new game. worthless. The store they got it from wont take it back because the wrapping was off it. DUH !!!!!!!! i mean thats like buying some one a new iono pair of shoes and they wore em once 15 mins max and said, nope they dont like em and ya cant return it!

So the humans are out 20 bucks, a game lays in the game pile of the´´ dead shitty cant play it pile´´ and ´´wasderface´´ cant add anymore ps2 games to thier collection for now.

This means that the blue disk crappy game will go on the chalkboard , where ´´the spoiler´´ works ( its a comp program for ppl to post things for sale) and hope someone has a newer ps2 that can play it.

and no my owners are not about to tear apart the ps2 and do this and that and pray it works afterwards either. Besides, the game didint get all that great reviews anyways.

Ya live and learn humans.

So thats it from my part of the globe. Some cat owners are bright , some arent so. depends on the luck of the draw for us cats, as to which ones we get to stay with for life yanno? luck for us, my owners are somewhere in the middle. I can deal with this.

Take care fine folks who read this cats blog. for the ones that spied the BIG PUSSY header, sorry to dissapoint ya ;)~

WORDS OF WISDOM.

dont assume that non slip runners are just that. chances are, when you have to take off fast from one, you will slip and fall!

CIAO!!!!!!!!