BOUNTY PAPER TOWELS RULE

Well so here it is again. Monday! ugh more of the same monday cant seem to get out of second gear ,wish i could somehow go back to sleep inside my wickerball sleeping basket and say toodles to the rest of the day. Sadly in this house, mondays are hetic as both my owners are making the last min scramble over weather or not they did laundry during the weekend and have clean socks and drawers to wear. I dont know why the humans dont get thier stuff like taken care of sunday night yanno? it would spare me and cain of the ´´MOVE MUPRH´´ ´´ MOVE CAIN´´ attitude due to them being late for work. and they spill thier coffee all over the place cause they sip and fly thru the place getting ready! slobs! if it wasint for me who likes coffee the dribbles would stay on the floor untill they came home later that night!

Listen up folks, we are cats and walking in front of you is something we will do and well i might add anytime anywhere ! get used to it humans. Its not our fault because someone forgot to add the snuggles and now one has to go to work with rough as sandpaper underware ! nor is it our fault that one of the humans didint take the clothes from the dryer when it beeped and just opened the door to it and everything inside became more wrinkled then Kathy Harris face!! now thats mighty wrinkle city ppl! ( kathy harris is the crazy wacked lady in florida whos running or was running for office in the state of florida? google IT and you will find alot about this Beast Of Burden! BUTT UGLY!!!

On to other news. Sunday, as ´´the spoiler´´ was cleaning the tv screen, they inadvertinly set down a roll of paper towles on the couch. Folks once i spied that there was no stopping me! By the time one of the humans noticed this new game i found, there was only 3 sheets left on the paper towel roll! Prior to that it was a new roll! Its so much fun to shred the chit out it . Why ya claw and claw and it never ends! Plus ya can stick your face inside one end of the roll and on the other end, a paw and try to get both! I was coverd in paper towels and by the time the humans noticed, they werent mad at all! more like ehh is this a new game or a old one murphy always did? i aint telling. But cain tried to get in on the action and i told em to back off buddie this is mine! go shred the toilet paper roll in the bathroom.! cept cain cant reach it nor me but still.

so the humans watched me and laughed thier asses off . soon the couch was coverd with paper towels and somewhere in the huge pile was I ! lurking for anything that moved to get some major paw swipes at it :)When i poked my head out and saw the humans looking at me,, i kinda frooze and ran off. I didint know what to expect yanno ? But they werent mad at all and re rolled the paper towel roll off for me to use at a later date :)

My owners ROCK!!!!!!!

What else can i bore ya fine folks here tonight with? well its monday so there isint alot of stuff going on,,, just yet. give it say oh iono, tomorow. Oh and the humans went shopping for a new winter coat for ´´wasderface´´ seems thier old one, the zipper dont work anymore. sure it goes up but getting the zipper down is like a 10 min process. so befour it breaks completely or god forbid they are stuck inside the coat, they got a new one. Its teracotta color. To me its orange but Noooo, todays designers call it teracotta Oooooooh! if ya ask me, they look like either, the great pumpkin charlie brown or some hunter. but i guess its ok, meaning that they wont freeze thier ass off come this winter and a added plus, the zipper works going up and down on it too !

Plus , on the upside, if a blizzard hits, ya can easily spot em from 100 yrs away too.

well thats it from here. Like i said,, aint alot to jabber tonight with.

Glad to see that the folks who were waiting outside the stores for the nitendo wii didint get shot at or bid like fools for it on ebay. and no mobs of ppl running into light poles for it either . hahhahahaha .

Take care fine folks who read this blog. talk to ya ppl tomorow.

OH and ´´wasderface´´ got a new ps2 game too! Muhahahahha Ill let ya know how bad they sucked at this one. i will give em,, oh id say one hour befour they google for cheats! massive suckage !!

CIAO!!!!!!!!!!