GRANNY GETS A LAP DANCE!!

yanno me and the owner were looking thru the news today and of course under the celebrity gossip pops up a denise richards snafu.
seems that mrs ex charlie sheen wasint kosher with some pics of her on a reporters laptop and deemed it her good deed of the day to grab it and hurl it over a hotel balcony.
unknown to that dumb bitch, below were two eldery grannys sitting in a wheel chair and the other just sitting and they got the lap dance of thier lives!
luckily they werent seriously hurt but it could have been worse.

Now heres another case of, Iam rich and famous and no laws apply to me. It kinda makes ya wonder about her divorce from charlie sheen. maybe she is the wacked out sybil chick he claimed in the divorce. i mean, how many sane folks throw lap tops over hotel balconys without a care in the world where it might end up?
I can picture their kids in two yrs.
´´PUT DOWN THE PC TOWER´´!!

´´why mommy did it and no one cared´´!

and then the big ´´NO SHIT, REALLY´´? news hits the internet that britney spears drops her deadbeat hubby kedfed!! this was like a OMG shock to many who adore the hick tramp and like her music. Comon folks, just look at the two of em. One looks like the homecoming queen on a meth message and the other, a possible cell mate in Rikers. Yet another , cant wait untill thier kids get old enough.
´´Jr its time for you to get a job´´ ´´why daddy dont work and hes doing ok´´!

just another point to ponder as to why crazy ppl procreate and make this world more wacked then it should be.

the human woke today and as usual i didint come running downstairs to greet them. they arent much fun when they awake. first the coughing starts, have another cigarette to clear those lungs out! then they sip thier coffee and read thru the news and pretty much ignore me.
oh they feed me as soon as their eyes are open and they know masterd the concept of opening the food tin lid etc . But i wait a good full hour befour i come downstairs and visit with them.
then after they have read every online source of news known to the internet they hop in the shower and make themselfs look somewhat attractive for thier day outing.
sometimes they even go to work. but thats like 4 times a week and just as iam getting used to having the whole place to myself, yep, the other human, the workalcoholic comes home and ruins it! That means too that the other cat here,, my brother, can come out from his hiding spot and feel safe knowing i cant kick his ass anymore due to the REF being home.
Its then that i have to pretend to like my brother and even like the humans too. but yanno what they say,, dont bite the hand that feeds you. ok ok i wont bite the hand, but i can claw the shit out of the arm that the hands attached to !! KIDDING FOLKS geeze!! i like em, they feed me and i even like cain too. but not all the time!
Its friday and that means the humans will be home untill monday morning. thats alot of down time for me . I have to be nice. not fight with my brother and behave in a normal manner.
stupid hairless apes! cant they see that ppl will never own a cat! that a cat owns you!?

At least dinner time tonight means baked chicken and no i didint help!! its more like i sit my fuzzy butt in front of the humans as they suck off the meat from the chicken and watch the small dribbles of oil form in the corners of thier mouth. DISGUSTING!! why cant they chew sideways like I do? why must they wipe thier hands on napkins and not clean them selfs with thier own hands like i do? and they waste!! eat the bones dammit!! If iam lucky, i just might get something from em. if iam not , then my brother will get something from me in a form of a claw by!! :)
thats it from my view of the litter box. If it made you laugh then your really more disturbed then i thought and the idea of drugs mixed with therapy is one id entertain !


CIAO!